The Daily Tar HeelThursday, October 12, 19899
Campus Calendar
. The Campus Calendar is a dailv list-
,n8 of University-related activities
sponsored by academic departments,
student services and student organiza
tions officially recognized by the Divi
sion of Student Affairs. To appear in
Campus Calendar, announcements
must be submitted on the Campus
Calendar form by NOON one business
day before the announcement is to run.
Saturday and Sunday events are printed
m Friday's calendar and must be sub
mitted on the Wednesday before the
announcement is to run. Forms and a
drop box are located outside the DTH
office, 104 Union. Items of Interest
lists ongoing events from the same
campus organizations and follows the
same deadline schedule as Campus
Calendar. Please use the same form.
THURSDAY
2:30 p.m.: University Career Plan
ning & Placement Services will hold
an InternshipsExperiential Learning
Workshop: Introductory session on
internship basics and how to find one in
306 Hanes Hall.
4 p.m.: The Institute for Research
in Social Science presents "Jackknife
After Bootstrap Standard Errors and
Influence Functions" with Bradley
Efron of Stanford in 324 Phillips.
UCPPS will hold a career-planning
workshop for freshmen, sophomores
and juniors in 210 Hanes Hall.
4:30 p.m.: APO will sponsor a "Gift
of Life" bloodmobile in Hinton James
until 8:30 p.m. Give the gift that keeps
on giving: blood.
5 p.m.: The Association of Inter
national Students (AIS) will be meet
ing in 208-209 Union. The former
deputy secretary of the council of reli
gion, culture and education under the
Dalai Lama will be discussing the cur
rent situation in Tibet. All are wel
come! Bring money for pizza.
6 p.m.: University Counseling Cen
ter: "BROTHERS" discussion group
for and about black male students at
UNC will meet in Chase Hall's Upendo
Lounge. Tonight's topic: Stress Kills.
Call 962-2175 for more info.
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BYBD'S
NAME: Jill Ashley
STATUS: Sophomore
ALIASES : Sweetheart,
Baby, My Darling
Female File
NAME: Honey Mustard
STATUS: Freshman
ALIASES: Sweetheart,
Baby, My Darling
NAME: Viclcie Stiletto
STATUS: Senior
ALIASES: Futona, Big Sir,
Li'l Bertha, K3, YucK
NAME: Mimi Meemey
STATUS: Sophomore
ALIASES: None
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last year. She has
isolated amnesia
concerning their
breakup. She calls
often .
Igmee's current petite
amie. She knows all the
dialogue to "The Care
Bears Movie".
Honey's fat roommate.
She's so tough, she wears
spiked leather undergarments.
INSIDE OUT.
This is some nice girl
Igmee met once. He sees
her on campus sometimes,
but he can only remember
her initials. . .
Calvin and Hobbes
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Presbyterian Campus Ministry
will have its undergraduate dinner at
the Student Center, 1 10 Henderson St.
6:30 p.m.: The Child Abuse Pre
vention Project (CAPP) is holding its
training session for those members who
want to participate in performing pup
pet shows in elementary schools in the
Campus Y lounge until 8 p.m.
7 p.m.: The Dialectic and Philan
thropic Societies will present the an
nual Kemp Plummer Battle Lecture on
UNC History in the Dialectic chamber,
3rd floor New West. John Saunders,
Director of the Institute of Govern
ment, will address the topic "E Pluribus
Unum? The Evolution of the Uni
versity System."
The UNC Outing Club will be meet
ing in 205 Union. Come for informa
tion about the Mt. Mitchell backpack
ing trip this weekend.
The Hunger Elimination Project
will meet in the conference room of the
Campus Y to discuss reactions to the
Hunger and Homelessness Conference
and finalize plans for World Food Day.
All interested people are encouraged to
attend.
UCPPS will host a presentation by
Coca-Cola in 209 Hanes Hall.
7:30 p.m.: The Muslim Students'
Association of UNC is presenting a
seminar titled, "The Concept of God in
Islam," for all those who are interested.
The seminar will be held in 209 Union
until 9 p.m.
8 p.m.: Campus Mission for a
Christian World will have an all
campus meeting. Newcomers are wel
come. We're happy to help. 102 Union
until 9 p.m.
Device covers
seats of toilets
From Associated Press reports
DELRAY BEACH, Fla. A new
fangled push-button device for guard
ing against germs on toilet seats has
Alan Brill flushed with excitement.
Brill, a former advertising agent, is
distributing the Swiss-made devices that
include a special toilet seat attached to
a spool of plastic wrap, which rolls out
in place of conventional paper seat
covers.
"People are paranoid about what you
can contract from a toilet seat," said
Brill, whose company has installed
hundreds of the devices in Florida and
Georgia. "If you have a toilet seat
covered with paper, the paper could
absorb moisture that could go right to
your skin."
Brill's customers include hotels,
country clubs and restaurants. The
device sells for $250 to $280 and can be
leased for $ 1 5 to $ 1 9 a month. A case of
12 rolls of replacement plastic costs
$48.95, with each spool providing 90
sittings worth.
Brill said he picked up an interest in
bathroom hygiene from his father, who
considered toilet seats unsanitary. Brill
first saw the Hygolet seat demonstrated
in 1985.
"I thought it was the greatest thing
since electricity."
Shoe
THE Daily Crossword by
I. Miller
1989 Tribune Media Services, Inc.
All Rights Reserved
ACROSS
1 Turner's
machine
'6 Food
thickener
10 pie
(entirely)
14 Anonym
15 N.B. word
16 Starbuck's
skipper
17 Fr. patron
saint
18 Nosh store
19 Rajah's mate
20 Judged
22 Wearing zorl
24 Moffo
26 Brawl
27 Bibliophile's
cabinet
31 Number
32 See eye to
eye
33 Inuit's canoe
35 Hack
38 Rabbit
39 Sired
40 California
41 Toady
; response
42 Decimal
system name
43 example
(be a model)
44 A likely story!
45 Garner role
47 Gives in
51 Vinegary
52 King and
Queen
54 Evoke
58 Sentry's shout
59 Butterlne
61 Varlet
62 A Gardner
63 Fed
64 FL bird
65 Ingress
66 Nimbus
67 Pee Wee
DOWN
1 Cheryl or Alan
2 Sailing word
3 Pitchfork
feature
4 Knockout
punch
5 Quiddity
6 Also
7 Leaves
8 Cartographer's
tome
9 Columbo garb
10 Wine bottle
11 Time and
12 Jury
13 Endure
21 Genetic stuff
23 Dip
25 Out of line
27 Pamper
28 Golllwogg
29 Galena and
magnetite
30 Raring to go
34 Fluctuates
35 "The Censor"
36 Partly open
37 Wedding
39 Huge animal
40 Adorn In a
way
42 June honorees
43 Lurker
44 Scarlet letter
wearer
46 Noted mller
47. Yearned
48 Sp. singer
49 Casals' forte
50 Historic AL
city
53 Actress
Patricia
55 TLC word
56 Bud of song
57 Head of Fr.
60 Yoko
Union Cabaret announces
"Transactors Improvisations Com
pany" who will present a comedy pro
gram in the Union Cabaret. All are
welcome. Admission is FREE!
11 p.m.: WXYC 893 FM will play
the new album from Innocence Mis
sion, "Innocence Mission," in its en
tirety with no interruption.
ITEMS OF INTEREST
UCPPS: Students interested in quali
fying for positions with the National
Security Agency must take the PQT
Exam on Oct. 28, 1989. (Register by
Oct. 13, 1989). Booklets are available
in 21 1 Hanes Hall. The PQT Exam is
NOT required for students majoring in
math, computer science, Slavic, Asian
or Middle Eastern languages.
The Graduate and Professional
Student Federation offers informa
tion on the in-state tuition application
process. Check the bulletin board out
side Suite D in the Union for details.
UCPPS is collecting all resumes of
seniors interested in working for non
profit organizations after graduation.
Bring your resume to 21 1 Hanes Hall
between Oct. 16, 1989, and Jan. 19,
1990, for inclusion in a book from
UNC, NCSU, NCCU and Duke to be
senttoNPOs.
Hanes Art Center Glass Gallery:
There will be a group exhibition of art
works featuring The Fine Arts Depart
ment faculty of Wake Forest Univer:
sity. The show will run through Oct. 20,
1989.
Student Government Tutoring
Program will offer FREE tutoring in :
Econ 10; Chem 11; Stat 11 and 23;
French; Spanish; and Math 22, 30 and
3 1. All students interested in receiving
help, please feel free to come by Pea
body Hall Tuesday nights from 8 p.m,
to 10 p.m. Rooms will be posted in
PeabodyHall. General sign-up for the College
Bowl is from Oct. 4 - 20. Teams can
pick up registration forms at the Union
Information Desk.
HARVEST FESTIVAL
crafts, bakedgoods, auction
Oct. 14th 6 am - 8 pm
Breakfast Lunch Dinner
6 -10 am 11 -2 pm 5 -8pm
Orange United Methodist Church
1220 Airport Road Chapel Hill
He's hip, he's cool and he's only 3 months old.
He's got John Travolta's smile. Kirstie Alley's eyes.
And the voice of Bruce Willis. . .
Now all he has to do
is find himself the perfect daddy.
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