Page 6 DTH Omnibus Thursday February 1, 1990 EJDW UJ U U LfLl l IblralUJ 11 V2: (Expletive deleted) t wasn't about Vince Neil's feathered hair. And it wasn't about Tommy Lee's bro ken drumsticks or even his flying drum set. Not Nikki Sixx's infantile posing nor Mick Mars' play-it-fast-and-hope-nobody- notices-it's-bad guitar solos. What it was was Heavy Metal. What it wasn't was music. Now, don't take that the wrong way. There was a good heavy beat and there were guitar licks and bass lines, and for the most part the three played together. And there was a blond with big 3 hair who yelled along. But Saturday night's Motley Crue concert wasn't about music so much as it was about skinny white high-school kids waving their arms in the air out of time to the beat. light. Bassist Nikki Sixx greeted the crowd with a patented SECRET DEVIL SIGN HAND SIGNAL, and the Dean Dome, 18,000 of Tommy Lee's "best friends," responded in kind. Raleigh and Fayetteville were well-represented, if you know what we mean. The Crue has been on the 1 IDPf! SI PAOFfQropesasoflate.Theyhaven't 2 Martin J Concert put out quality vinyl since Theater of Pain, (Alisa's note: Even Girls, Girb, Girls was better than Theater of Pain.) and the boys are looking to cash in on Dr. Feelgood, their first number-one album. Neil plugged the album almost as often as he said, "Chapel Hill! Chapel (exple tive deleted) Hill!" (A bit of trivia for you movie buffs: Vince Neil was considered and rejected for the lead role in the classic early '80s rock-umentary, This is Spinal Tap. Well, A heavy metal concert is performance art not really, but it would have made sense.) writ large. From the preachers and scalpers without to the groupies and posers within, every member of the cast had a role and a copy of the script. And they played their parts to perfection: Vince Neil exhorting the crowd to shout ob scenities in unison, the tautly-worded confron tations between metal worshippers and would be evangelists ("Motley Crue has nothing to offer you." "Yeah, well Jesus loves Motley Crue") in the ticket line, opening band Warrant's obligatory Bic-lit ballad and the cliched dis plays of pyrotechnics and laser-beams. It was just soooo high school! And that's the whole point. Alisa says a heavy metal concert is no place for uptight schmucks (which is interesting, if you think about it literally, which you shouldn't). Warrant opened up with a quick set that wasn't as flashy as Motley Crue's, but then they didn't have the Crue's fireworks. The Los Angeles-based quintet made up for their lack of hardware with more heart than Motley Crue had even before Nikki Sixx died the first time. Warrant fanned the fires of fans' hot, youth ful passions with their power ballad "Some times She Cries" and then rocked the house with their Empty-V hit, "Where the Down Boys Go (whoa-whoa)," both off Dirty Rotten Filthy Stinking Rich, the band's debut album. Warrant does need to work on their foot wear, though. (Special note to Warrant: Lose the Adidas shoe contract, boys. And if you can't get out of it, at least wear different color Adidas shirts. Alisa's Note: What! Break the : Slammin', dudes f anyone tells you anything different, they equal parts music and spectacle. (Tom's Note: The real reason anyone wants to be in Music? There s more music in one 30-second break' heavy metal band is so they can make as fast cereal jingle than in any Motley Crud concert mucfi noise as possible. So they can be loud I've ever seen) and obnoxious. (This from someone too ignorant to Dunc- It s about noise, and it s about spectacle. tuate his sentences?) n fai lie ab mt J an The WarrantMotley Crue concert Saturday night was a testimonial to the fact that the Crue dudes are the original masters of flash and trash. From the opening (class-c) fireworks to the closing (class-c) fireworks (has the fear of another law suit got the boys down?) and AUSA DeEVlAQ Yes, there were the pyro- tecnics and the lasers and the "hyper-reflective" guitar and even the scantily-clad Nasty Habits. But that was just the icing on the cake. There was also the two hours of pure, unadulterated, head-slammin' rock'n'roll: the sleazy, driving beat of 0 'hi! ) I &r S Mick Mars nearly explodes from his boundless enthusiasm Mick Mars, one of the few heavy metal guitarists who is too old to be on thirtysom' black uniforms? What do you want 'em to wear? ething, should be put out to pasture. He wan Pastels? Yes, break the black uniform. Perhaps dered the stage for 120 minutes looking bored you should even consider pastels. And thanks and, at times, lost. Mars' phrasing during solos guys, you kicked our ass, too. Special note to left something to be desired, and while it's real Jani Lane: Stop Touching Yourselfl It's illegal cool that he can still play 32nd notes up and in this state, and besides you'll go blind.) down the neck of his axe, it would be nice if he Motley Crue leapt on stage like the devil- didn't have to stop and think between licks. worshipping Sons of Satan that they are, a But the group's back-up singers, the Nasty mere 45 minutes after Warrant left the spot- I a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, sonifying nothing II the opening bsnd W2S better III every rose has Its thorn IIII spsndex f rem hsll Hill I banged ray head twice snd enjoyed it both times (expletive deleted) Habits, Donna and Emi (We don't know, maybe it's a West Coast name) were decked out in the coolest biker babe leather and lace. Laser fu, gratuitous "Chapel (expletive de leted) Hill" 's, gratuitous hyper-reflective elec tric guitar, pyrotechnics fu, gratuitous power chords, pentagram fu, headbanging fu, four letter word fu, gratuitous exploding speakers, gratuitous MIDI, gratuitous nurse costumes. Two-and-a-half martinis. You should have been there. all the fireworks in between, the Crue strutted Nikki Sixx's bass and Tommy Lee's drums, and posed their way through the flashiest, punctuated by Mick Mars' guitar and high- slammin'est, noisiest music to bulldoze through lighted by Vince Neil's smoldering voice. And Chapel Hill in, well, an eternity. if the stage show was tamer than days of yore, Warrant, plugging their debut release Dirty the Crue pulled out all the stops on the music, Rotten Filthy Stinking Rich, played an obscenely playing songs from each of their albums, in cluding a particularly driving rendition of "Dr. Feelgood," a manic "Too Young to Fall in Love" and the Bic-lighted "Home Sweet Home." The one disappointment of the evening was the guitar solo by Mick Mars. In the diction ary, somewhere under heavy metal concert it says something about "an obligatory axe-fest, characterized by lean, mean, killer chops, dur ing which the groupies, who are only there to drool over the lead sinner (oops, that's singer), can go get something to drink without fear of missing anything." The guitar solo is the epit ome of heavy metal. It's the last ancient relic of days past when men were men, women were women, metal was metal and 1 1 -year-olds run ning around in their mothers' high heels weren't the predominant metal audience. Supposedly. Not even the hard-core Crue fans were still on their feet at the end of this one. The most exciting part of the guitar solo was the drunk guy one row over who was flailing around in some kind of dance (to his own inner guitar solo) that he obviously improvised on the spot. It was not a highlight. 'Nuff said. Tommy Lee's drum solo had the potential to be the same kind of long, drawn-out affair. A music sampler? Is that like a Whitman's Sampler? You can never find anything you quite like in those either. But somehow it turned into the highlight of the show. Carried by Lee's boyish exuberance and repeated exhortations to "Check this shit out!", the episode of the flying drumkit was, like the best of Motley gratifying show, with the largest opening act Crue, something that had to be experienced, attendance in the history of mankind. Sprinkled (Special note to Tommy Lee: Sorry, Tommy, with singles like "Down Boys," "Big Talkin'" but it still doesn't quite match the rotating and "Heaven," the set was solid music that drumcage and playing upside-down. You'll never primed the audience for the headliners per- be able to to beat that.) fectly. (Special note to Jani Lane: How do you He was having (gasp) fun. He was having so keep your hat on your head when you're thrash- much fun it oughta be illegal. (As a matter of ing around that way? And will you teach me?) fact, it probably was illegal.) So, of course the Warrant's stage show (including chicken- audience had fun too, because it's impossible fighting guitarists) and slick choreography, to not have fun when there's someone above carried over from their club days in El Lay, you having that much fun. translated surprisingly well into an arena. Vo calist Jani Lane even braved the crowd, wad ing through the headbangers in the front rows of the audience, making one-on-one contact with the throng of (by-then) adoring fans. But it was Motley Crue the fans were there for, evidenced by the wall of sound that greeted the dudes as they (literally) exploded onto the stage in a shower of pyrotechnics and launched into their latest release, "Kick Start my Heart." The show, in the best metal tradition, was Four iron crosses. I'm speechless. kill 'email lussdto love her, but I had to kill her what's not to like? 'check this shit out!' I lost my underwear