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Z THURSDAY, MAY 16, 1918.
in .
: Colonel House has a rival in Gen
eBal Foch. for keeping his mouth shut.
It's General ' Taft . now. Wonder
how Colonel Roosevelt feels ' about
tat? - -
.' -In his position , on the retired list
Qeneral Maurice has time to ponder
"bver the fable of the monkey and' the
- , -
chestnuts. '
i-tA". man can run away from a bad
reputation," says eh exchange. But
he has to do some of the best sprint
ing he ever did in his life to keepj
ahead of Lit. . . -..
--When a girl feels that she lust
roust "make a mash" let her go for
alpan of potatoes in the kitchen and
not a man on the front steps. That's
conservation of energy.
iO'd mah Seneca musihaYe had his
jprephetic eye on certain- American
citizens of today when he said, "Let
lio man. presume , to V9; advice to
c&ers that has not $rst given good
counsel to himself."
, The Macon Telegraph thinks that
"some of these days this country, is
4foing to surprise a German spy to
death by shooting him." We don't
care how it's done just so one or more
are made examples of.
Wonder bow:many years govern-
ment salary of Mr. Schwab it took to
pay for that gold watch he presented
to the foreman, of the shipyard which
turned out that, vessel in . twenty
Seven days.
It is hard to believe that there were
any Germans in "this country in 1916
outside of lunatio asylums who were
planning a revolt against our sov
inment. But then the . men at the
head of the German government-have J
Jtnade some great .and foolish jniS"
likes since the war in Europe began.
According to The News, the Char
lotte people are luxuriating on their
first strawberries at - twenty-five
cent 8 and upward per' quart. Why,
the Wilmington people! 'have : bsen
; eating them forVuch a time" that they
are getting tired .of them and have
taken to the . luscious Cape Fear
grown blackberry. , . . .;
A new epoch was reached in
; 'American r history yesterday when
aerial mail . service was established
between Washington and. Jlew York.
Things ha4e moved go rapidly in the
last hundred years though thatsuc
innovation on the old fyle does not
seem so astounding as in. ,ihe taking
thp place of the stage coach by. the
steam locomotive.
''When a woman complains that
5jerr. sex hasn't as many liberties" as
the other, she means that a" woman
can't do as much "meanness and get
away with it," says-one of bur . ex
changes. You are mistaken there.
;When a woman gets down to real
meanness she can do more of it than
anjy. ten men And she can do it in
such. tyle asto get away with it
every jtime, and she knows it, too.
-' The Greenville,' S- C.,' Piedmont'
" hits it .off. about .right when it says:
I "In Mother wars the captain' dashed
into action on a coal black steed with
flaring red nostrils and foam-flecked
shoulders, and,. if : he could ,.get ,.fiye
horses shot from under Mm-during, a
. battle he "received honoraoie . men
' tion. in history. But now the captain
' crawls into actlfcn on his tummy, and
it anything is shot.fromunder.ilni
. It 4a 'a. mine Ud by the enemy.'-
PALMETTO POLITICS.
The South Carolina democrats are
paying no, attention to what the gov
ernor of1' North Carolina said'-about,
non-partisan-,, politics this year The
democrats down there are going to
have a hot time ' among themselves.
There are five candidates for United
States senator! and six for governor.
The candidates for senator include
Senator Tillman (to succeed himself)
and Cole Blease, who one time sat In
the gubernatorial chair of his state
J - WDf ii tne latter was a canaiaaie ior
governor some people
W WC OUUi9
said South
Carolinians would not diagrace tem
selves by electing Wm. But lie wa
elected just the same. Maybe he
thinks that as the people of his state
stood him as governor they wont
kidk on his representing tJiem in the
senate, especially as that would keep
him out of the state for most of the
time for the next six years. The fact
that the senatorship will take him
out of the state for a time may get
him some votes, just -as the enemies
of- a prominent North -Carolina judge
some years ago advocated his ap
pointment to a vacancy then existing
on the supreme court of the United
States. Those enemies reasoned
that he could do less harm "there
than in theposition he then held. .
MORE WOMAN SUF
FRAGE. '
On the heels of the spirited con
test in the Methodist general confer
ence on the question of woman repre
sentation in church bodies,- comes
ther taking up of the same perplexing;
perplexing to the men but not to.
the women question by the Bap
tists. As announced in the press dis
patches yesterday, this question is
now being discussed by the convene
tion of the Southern. Baptist church
in session at Hot Springs, Ark.
Our readers remember that the ad
vocates of the women's cause won
in the Methodist conference, but the
bishops floored them on a constituv
tional ground.
The opponents in the Baptist con;
vention of the - women's cause ad
vance several objections to the prop
osition. One of them we think rather;
yecu iar and an injustice to the wo'
men. it is mat participation in con
venttons by the women of the church
Would militate against the work
wl-ich is now being done by. the wo-
irein's missionary union." In other
worus, J! tne women are. given op
portunity to take part in conventions
they will be so taken up wth such
performances they will neglect the
other far more important work to
which they have in the-fpasfdevoted
so much energy and seal.
As to the other phase of the ques
tion the proper interpretation to bo
put on St, Paul's injunction to the
women of ancient Corinth, whether
it. was intended to-' annlv to all wo
of all Umes or only t0 the one8
then living in Corinth because of pe
culiar conditions then and thefe ex
isting not many persons are quali
fied to form an opinion.
THAT CONFERENCE.
. Not only the allies, but all the
world will anxiously await Informa
tion as to what took place at the re
cent conference of -the emperors of
the two jsefitral powers. It is already
known that they decided upon the
rulers they will place upon the
thrones of the kingdoms they are
about to temporarily establish in the
countries their armies have overrun
we say temporarily .established, be
cause those kingdoms- will be of short
duration. They will fall upon the
Close of the war.
In thaHneantime the inhabitants of
thoseef ntbries are profoundly ini4
terested in the personnel of their fu
ture rulers. But to the others of the
allies this part of the proceedings of
the conference is not of as much itn
portanca as other things which are
hinted at as bavin occurred. The
conference evidently was for the pur
pose of forcing Austria to a more
vigorous participation in the war.
Whether this can be dcrae or not is
questionable.
The rulers of that country as well
as the people 'are heartily tired of
the conflict They do not see vctory
in sight and they are asking them
selves what will Austria get jout of .it
should it come. That the conferen&s
had to do with the future conduct of
the campaign is also most probable-
whether Austria shall make .vigorous!
attack on the Italian frontier" or shall
render greater assistance to the Ger
mans on the western front these are
'questions' of greater importance to
the. allies. L"
-If - these- questions were .taken up
and decided it will soon be made
known by the manner of renewing
the Italian offensive, which has "been
suspended since the German' repulse.
One thing can be counted ; oh. Mat
ters of moment to the allies were
passed upon and their outcome will
soon be apparent from the ermy's
action in the field. ,
rrRATHER PECULIAR. X;
' It is against the law to ;manufac--tur
liquor - in' Georgia iahd also
-Uga&ist he; law both j federal and
'state to"import tt ? from anf other,
state, but Jt seems as if tho crackers
get plentjr of itthat is, judging
by the amount., aeized, by ttie officers
of la. Of course Jere is no
way of telling how much is imported
that is not captured. Where there is
so much seized it may well be be
lieved that a great deal is brought in
that the officers know nothing "of. .V
The Savannah Press tells of a car
load of beef seized' on Tybee Island
and of the capture of a carload of
mixed liquors. Both these captures
occurred recently.
The Atlanta: Constitution cites the
tttrB,ta'''that 'city of ten trunks
filled with" case liquors and of an
other shipment of one hundred and
fifty thousand dollars worth of the
contraband stuff. The Constitution
says that while the cases cited are
exoeptionalr they are so only in point
magnitude ; tht t "bow many1 hun
dreds of thousands of quarts and gal
lons and trunks and barrels and car
loads and cargoes a-nd ddllars .worth
of the stuff escape the eyes of the
law and is brought into 'dry' Georgia,
sold- by blind ' tigera . at outrageously
high' profits, to debauch the men of
Georgia the Florida, whiskey dealers
only know." Most of the liquor
shipped into' Georgia is "from Florida.
No,. doubt there is a good- deal of
liquor shipped into North Carolina,
but nothing like the quantities into
Georgia, e.s the above examples indi
cate. The chief reason for this is
that our state is too far from the
source of supply. Judging by the
number of. illicit stills captured we
would say the Tar Heels chiefly rely
on the corn liquor and monkey rum
manufactured on their, own .spring
branches.
In mentioning the. shipments into
Georgia the papers make no allusion
to any railroad officials or employes
being indicted for the law violations.
We suppose it is difficult to show
that the men knew what the pack
ages, contained, as they were all bill
ed as some other article. It 'seems
though, that there should be some
way to prevent government-control-
ed railroads from hauling-goods con
trary to . the laws of the government
As matters now stand th govern
ment makes a law against transport
tation of liquor then hauls it by the
thousands of -galJtoss- That--ieeems
rather peculiar. '":'''-- "'!':----
TO POTATO GROWERS.
A,
Jhrom the x editorial columns" of The
Carolina Fruit and Truckers journal
we take thevery timely and sensible
article given below. We feel "sure
that if Carolina potato growers heed
the advice therein given it will put
money in their pockets.
All indications point to a tremen
dous potato crop this year and 'unless
the product is marketed judiciously
there will not be the expected profit
to the growers. Indeed, there is pos
sibility even of loss to some if the
crop is rushed on the market with
out regard to its condition. The ad
vice as to allowing the potatoes to
remain in the soil antil fully grown
is also good and will add to the out
put of those who follow it ,
The Journal says:
"In view of the large quantity of
last year's crop of Irish potatoes car
ried over to this season and still un
sold, we would Urge the potato grow
ers of the south to take their own
good time in digging the 191$ crop.
There is nothing to be gained by
forcing the market but much to be
lost, Many people prefer old pota
toes to new ones for domestic pur
poses, but an overwhelming majorityl
win buy new potatoes as soon as "1
are offered on the market. Specula
tors held thousands and hundreds of
thousands of barrels of last year's
drop over in storage to the last mo
ment and then flooded the country
with old stock- Prices naturally
crumbled and in the face of this
crumbling, prices on. new potatoes
naturally, opened up weak in Florida,
and especially by comparison with
last year when they were abnormally
high.
"Florida has marketed a large por
tion of her4918 crop already, some of
which was rather prematurely dug,
and the result of that fact is to be
found In prevailing prices of N new
Florida potatoes selling around $4
and $5 per barrel, as compared with
IS and $9 last year. Supply and de
mand is one of the controlling fac
tors in" the potato situation, and it is
folly to ever ignore- this fact. The
potato. groovers, however, have the
present ands prospective situation
largely in their own hands if they
irill only exercise - this prerogative
intelligently and refrain from prema
turely digging... their potatoes or forc
ing the market. If either policy
should be adopted prices are Koine to
Little low throughout the season.
,!'Ou the other, hand M potatoes
were permitted to remain in the
ground until thoroughly matured, we
expect to see prices advance sub-i
stantlally on all?the markets, while
the 'stock will. be of a superior character-:
and keep , longer" for domestic
consumption. 'In the 'meantime the
government is purchasing old pota
ties on a tremendous scale for Arner-
iqan soldiers in our army and navy,
and, .at. the rate of purchases during
the past sixty ' days,v all of the old po-'
iaioes oi ine inn crop will .Have
ben exb,austed"by'the latter paxtbf
June: hence it is1 that we say. if the
farmers- in Georgia; South Carolina
North Carolina and r Virginia win
only permit" their potatoes Ho remain
in - the? ground until? they I are thor
oughly matured. ; they will not only
carry better, but keep betterat desti
nation, . and .nerve a better purpose
at a i food producC'tMliing;. for xmore
money,; end in this war more ade
quately compensating the -producer
tor his labor, time and investment,
"We don't look for Florida potatoes
to .s4Tancemnc&:in pfgc;'-j0rta'
crop in" that states will fcave to? cont
pete with the last year's 'hold overs
which, tfcft : speculators will ft
means for 'bearing" the markets as
long as possible. In other words, if
the Carolina and Virginia growers
wjli only bold back thi shipments
until last year's., crop is out of he
way," they wiij get better prices for
their potatoes. If they do not then
theyiwill have to take wheteverthey
can get. In the latter event-theywill
have; nobody hut themselves . to
blames By holding back the digging:
season until the potatoes ai&jtbor?;
biighly- matured the farmers will be
able to .harvst at least 15 to 20 per
cent greater volume, which is,' within
itself, a consideration not to be- over"
looked' .
. A German newspaper speaks .of th
British naval raids on Ostend and,
Zeebrugge as "damnable daring." If
it seems that way to the Germans
they-must have been hit hard.
There would be much more con
nubial felicity in some households jf
the husband would remember that
the wife was as fond of wearing pret
ty clothes as are the daughters.
That Illinois mine owner who . Is
advising coal operators not to sell
the .products of their mines for less
than the prices established by the
government is putting bis mouth to
unnecessary work.
Nicaragua was the twentieth na
tion to declare war against Germany.
The latter will realize after awhile
that she Is in a mighty small minor
ity of the civilized countries of the
world. '
With The Editors
,
Durham Sun: Keep your eyes and
ears open for German spies; con
demn any weak-hearted quitter who
gests a dishonorable peace and
resolve again that,' by the eternal,
now is the time to decide whether or
not our boasted courage is of the true
kind and our institutions are worth
the sacrifice necessary to maintain
them. Now is the time to stand up
and be men and women.
; Fayette ville Observer: German pris
oners are .telling their captors, the
allies, that von Hindenburg is dead.
Well, if he's not dead from the lack
of breath, he's dead as a door nail as
an "offensive" leader-rso what's tne
.difference? A:
Charlotte frews: It is said that one
of them noted actresses in Ne York
City spends $100,000 a year on her
dresses, which shows several things,
among them being that it costs a
great deal more in these days to
dress on nothing than in the time of
Mother Eve.
Greensboro Record: The story
comes from the Germans in the
trenches that Hindenburg is dead.
He is an old man, about 80 years of
age, as we understand it, and the
Germans are telling their own peo
ple that the great soldier Is dead,
ostensibly as an apology for the lack
of leadership In the great offensive,
They name a , new general who has
taken his place. The Germans are
smooth in circulating false reports,
but we do not see how this story, if
untrue, -would get them far in any
direction. 'The allies are not afraid
of Hindenburg. They have met bis"
strategy and matched it every time.
University News "tetter: It strikes
us that we have had about enough
talk going on for the past six months
in regard to the miserably low sala.
P" to our publio school teach
toayAbad some reponse before
this. As tn so many other matters
it looked as if we -had too dog-goned
many leaders and not enough follow
ers. From all sides we have been hav
ing it dinned into our ears that we
are -not by any means paying i our
teachers a living wageand we bliss
fully keep right on doing it. -
Winston Sentinel: "1 believe there
are a great many peoule who are Just
beginning to realize the full extent of
the issues involved in this war," re
marked a citizen tcS$y. "I don't think
the real significance of those Issues
has been realized before, I think, for
instance, there are a vast number of
people who have not seen the possi
ble consequence to Christianity of a
German victory in the present con
flict, I am as confident as I am of
anything in the world that a Teutonic
triumph would injure the cause of
Christianity in the world as nothing
else could, I shudder to think oi the
conseauences if the kaiser's ideals
should emerge triumphant from the
truggle.M ,
He' Graduated "ttulckly"
An English' curate taught an old
man in his parish to read. After his
lessons were finished he was unable
to call upon him for some time, and
when at last, he called he ;iound only
the man's wife at homeA ). S V
"How is John?" said he, "And how
does he progress with his reading?
"Oh, nicely, sir.
"I suppose he can read his Bible
quite comfortably now?" .
a ."Bible, sir! l exclaimed Jthe woman.
"Lor bless your soul I Why, John was
out q the Bible and into .the . sporting
najjera long ; agi'ViYeuth's - Coinpan
ion. - - - - - '
(By FREDERIC J. HA5KIN.J
i1
Washington. f May ;ieVi!verT . morn
Jng: 'punctually - at nine, while' the
parks at Washington are stm fresh
with dew and tourists , are lingering
over conee at" theirnotels la : Jtttie
old man walks . briskjy uppthe-long
flight of. steps.'.- from i Pennsylvania
avenue- and . sits him down in the to
tunda of the capitol, which .has been
his hea4auarters and- place of busi
ness for -over? twenty?-years.f M ifz?
at : the national capitol, and one es
pecially qiialified for his pbstTjy rea-
sonnof bis long residence in Waabin;
ton; and his well-stored memory. Born
near Ste "Urols,- ten' yeari"befdre the
civil war," Mri Bond first ' caxno
Washington' as a mere bjy,-arriving
on the day when General Grant wsji
inaugnrated president ;)of ; the United
States for his first, term. He-secured
an invitation to the grand inausrural
ball Uiat night,; shook hands with the
soldier-president and bis wife,, and
told Grant then and there that he had
decided to jnaake Washington - his
home. ' -
"So have I, for a lime at least,H
laughingly replied the . new presi
dent Eight years later. Grant left
the White House at Washington, bnt
Ira Bond stayed ,'on, and Jias watched
nine different "men act "as chief ex
ecutive. For some years he served
as a newspaper correspondent for a
St. Louis paper, and then, his health
failing him, received from the pen of
Grovex Cleveland- the nomination -to
the post he now holds.
Half a million men, women and
children, the population .of a great
city, have been chaperoned around the
capitol by Mr. Bond in the twenty
two years he has discharged his du
ties there. They have come from
Florida and . Oregon, from Arizona
and Vermont and from every inter
mediate state; from Europe, Asia,
Africa and the South Sea Islesr
Although the majority of those who
have seen the famous building under
Mr. Bond's tutelage "have been plain
citizens of the union, many celebri
ties have been ushered round by the
old guide. Princes and potentates
have been among them. Bond served
as guide, first to Prince Henry of
Prussia, when the kaiser's brother
visited Washington in February,
1902, and then, fifteen years later to
Marshal Joffre of France.
His recollections of Prince Henry's
visit show how our attitude toward
Prussian royalty has changed. In
this way Bond recalls the occasion;
"Prince Henry of Prussia visited
the capitol on the 24th of February,
1902, under the eyes of cheering mul
titudes who filled the plaza and
places of vantage inside the building.
He was accompanied by Ambassador
Von Bernstorff and suite', and was
received on the eastern portico by a
special committee of the House of
Representatives. Amid cheers ' they
proceeded through the rotunda and
statuary hall and on through the cor
ridor to the speaker's room, .where
the prince was received by Speaker
Henderson with a short address of
welcome They say that the speaker
began his greeting by referring to the
frftindly feelings existing between
the prince's 'republic' and ours, but
Seeing his error, quickly changed the.:
word 'rtenublic' ? to nation. If Mr.
IHenders'on bad been" right, a whole
lot of us would probably have been
much happier teday.
"Anyway," continues Bond, ."the
prince then went to the house gal
lery where he was cheered by the
other visitors and the representatives
as well. Later he shook hands with
all of them and then crossed to the
senate where the entire body rose,
out of respect to 'His Highness.1"'
Another incident which Mr. Bond
will recount for favored visitors is
the time when McKiniey, the mar
tyred president, lay In state in the
rotunda beneath the great dome of
the capitol. Few men have been thus
honored, the last being Admiral
Dewey, to whom this tribute, gener
ally reserved for presidents who die
in office, was granted by special act
Of congress.
Directly under the rotunda, but two
floors down, below' the level of the
ground is the crypt which was spec
ially designed to hold tbe remains of
George Washington, had his wife not
asked in her. will that the body, be
left at Mount Vernon It is a quiet,
mysterious little sepulchre and by a
strange custom none of the capitol
guides will lead visitors there unless
specially requested. Out of the hun
dreds of thousands Mr. Bond has
conducted round the upper building
only a few hundred, he says, have
fcsked the privilege of examining the
crypt, in It rests the plain wooden
bier covered with black cloth on
which the bodies of Dewey and Mc
Kiniey lay in the rotunda and before
them Garfield and Lincoln.- A single
unshaded electric light burns in the
crypt by day and night and it is one
of Bond s duties to see that this ves
tal fire shall never be accidentally
extinguished.-
Abraham Lincoln never had a firm
er admirer than this old -guide.
Brought up at a time when Lincoln's
name was on the lips of every man,
I Bond's veneration of his hero ia. of
a sort different from. that which Is
learned out of books. He keeps his
chair, when, off duty, next to the ra-
mous statue of the great president by
Vinnie Ream in the rotunda, and this
and the bust of Lincoln by Gutzon
Borglum, whose name is now promi
nent in connection with airplane dis
closures, are subjects on which ha
lavishes much oratory for the benefit
bf .visitors.' ... ........ . . ,..if.
The gradual growth of the capitol
from the time the original corner
stone was laid by Washington on the
J8th of September X79S, is ?v subject
on which Mr;; Bond Is better pested
than most historians, I Every r school
boys knows of the victory the British
won at Washington in 1514. and; that
after the battle the victors set fire
to the unfinished capitol, kindling the
blaze with furniture and books from
the old congressional tibrarr. Few
realize that traces, ot that conflagra
tion sun remain on tne coiumnt ox
Virginia -marble - at-iae d"obrrayji qfje miUta tospitals ia Paris,
till- triii i
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' CHArTEB XW,
'AWIh to Help Others.
I
AM wondering as I tell my story,
mine and that of other girls occu
pying, similar positions, it tnose
who read will "understand that I !am
trying to be of help to them as well
as to tell the true storjr; of an pilice
girl's temptations, her troubles and
her joys. Oh, yes, she bas many, not
least among mem wing-tne joy or in
dependence, the knowledrer that he
is doing something in the world, that j
with her own pay envelope she can
assist ber family if it is necessary.
' Sometimes I say to "myself: ,
MMary Matthews,' do "yon expect
anyone to read your story? U it bad
been' worth the telling would not
some writer of such stories long ago
have given it to the public V Then I
comfort myself by thinking that no
writer, no matter how clever, could
know the inside; the real heart of the
office girl's story as I dobecause I
am one. t "'.
One day' I talked wttli a, girl In the
office, one much older than I was.
She told me be had just received a
letter from a girl who used to work
with, ber' She had had good posi
tions, had been saving, although .she
took pains to . add, "she was always
neatly dressed. We have to be, you
know and now .she had pougnt a lit
tle ranch in California.
"Her mother is with her. She has
supported her for years, ever since
her .father died. Yet they saved
enough to buy a home an envious
note in her- ovice. ;
How .many ..years has she been
working? I asked, interested at once.
"She commenced, very young, about
17. She must be about 48 or 50
now." -
"And it has taken ber all
those
years, working all the time!
" I ex-
claimed,, wondering.
"Yes. They had to live, you know."
"How much did she-earn "
"Toward the last, $30 or $35 a week.
But when I first knew" her she was
only getting $15."
When I went home that night I told
the girls. -
Gee!" Betty exclaimed, using her
favorite expression. "It's a long way
to Tipperary by the way of a Califor
nia ranch! Over SO years earning
enough to retire on. Come on, girls;
let's us retire now. We'll be so old
if we wait until we can buy a ranch
that even the gophers would set up
a howl that they didnt want us."
f'All right, you go to bed!" Carrie
laughed. "The rest of us aren't
sleepy,"
"I wasn't talking about that kind
of retiring, smarty, and you know it"
Betty good naturedly replied.
the rotunda, in those days used as
the hall of the house of representa
tives. Bond nas found the marks of
destruction the architects could not
erase, mounting on a ladder fortv3
feet above the floor for. that purpose,
it is a source of real joy to the' old-.
cicerone that the great frieze which
runs around the rotunda, seventy-five
feet above the floor, Is nOw being
completed after remaining in an un
finished state since 1889, before Bond
assumed his duties. The present ar
tist, Mr. Whipple, of New York, Is the
third to be engaged on the gigantic
task of painting a frieze of more than
life-size figures, representing scenes
from American history, round the 300
feet circuumstsnce of the dome. The
first artist, Constantino Brumldl, who
eame to America as an exile for rev
olutionary activities from Italy, re
ceived just ten dollars a day for his
work. Congress, says Mr. Bond, is
still niggardly where matters of art
are concerned; as the present artist
Is not to receive a cent for bis efforts
unless it is found that his decoration
compares favorably with that of Bru
roidl. The old guide is able to sympathize
with these underpaid craftsmen for
he is supposedly prohibited from ac
cepting any fees from those whom be
leads about the capitol. He says.
however, that the ladles frequently
press a small gratuity upon him in a
form which makes it possible to ac
cept. Particularly this has been so,
since ne conceived the Idea' of laying
stress on the fact that a woman has
found a place among the honored in
staturary hall Frances Wlllard, of
Illinois, . a lifelong worker for the
cause of temperance. '
There are but two ' officers in the
capitol who are Bond's seniors in
service. They are both close' friends
ot the old guide, end when off duty
he often spends some hours in chat'
ting with them of past celebrities and
days. It is the duty1 or one of
these aged officials to keep.the. snuff
boxes in the senate filled, andjJf the
other to see that the senators . quill
pens are sharpened. Did you know
that in the eighteenth year of the
twentieth century such offices as
these still exist, in the nation capi
tol? ...
Names in the News.
Lazloism pronoufieed las Jo ism f
is a new term that has' been coined
in England and refers to "friendly
alien enemies. The term is derived
from the name of Mr. Philip Lazlo, a
distinguished Hungarian painter, who
represents a considerable class of
naturalized aliens at large in that
country, whom the populace' would
raibjer see jnterned.
Close Resembiseee, I
The Jewish cantor who refused
$1,000 a night in opera and sings for
nothing r. to sen liberty booSf gives
an example of the artistic tempera
ment closely resembling the patriotic
.temperament New York World',
. Mme. Fpjtacare, wife of the French
TITAaM Ant mti t klntA'at 'AmiXvl visit t
"It isn't, very encouraging, is
Mil iv said fluiptiv "Tht-.-
Vinrtf wnrV thn tlmnut ,. Jca"S
jyj ; nu4i juu uave worKeoL
en-
lo get."
so hard
Tnars tne way I felt
i. . r ouuy
about
us so long.. She had a mother to
port" su?
i '.Yes, and earned bigger wages tha
any of us can hope to for a ZT
time," Carrie added. "I tell 5?
girls, I get awfully discouraged sonS
times. Then I think what's the u.
and buck np and go at it again"
"We. mustn't be blue tomorrow
night girls, not one of us. You kn0
Alice Newlands is coming to supper
with me. J know youH all like her
; "What, are you going to have.
Mary?" Carried asked.
, "Foolish, question," Betty broke
''oysters on the half shell, of course
soup a la Mrs. Fagin on the gas jet
broiled squab Matthews, grape fruit
salad Conners, ice cream Newton and
cheese, a la Jones. Ain't it lucky e
all have such swell French names!
I have beard it is very recherka (Bet
ty's pronounciatlon made ua scream)
to name things, after people. Some
one else will have to say what kind
Of wine goes with each course. Jiy
wine education was neglected the
same time -'my spelling and English
was."
Do stop your nonsense, Betty, and
let Mary talk. What had you thought
of having?" Carrie asked again.
"ph, just a nice oyster stew, soma
cake and coffee. Alice does the same
as we do. She has meat at noon, and
then has just a light supper at night"
"So light I cant feel it when I lift
it sometimes," the irrepressible Betty
added.
'. "IH bring in some cold meat, sliced
thin, and some olives," Milly, who had
been "quietly listening, said.
: "A real feed, girls, that's -what It
will be! I'll wait on the table and you
can pretend I'm the maid," Betty
broke in.
; - "Yes, and have you snitch your por
tlos off ;our plates like you did at
Mrs Bloomer's," Carrie retorted. "Not
on your life, young lady! We'll keep
you where we will know what you
are doing"
'T never was appreciated; I guesi
I never will be,". Betty said, so com.
Ically that, as usual, we all lauched
heartily. I don t . know now ve
Should have got along without Betty
at this time. The rest of us were
inclined to be rather quiet, mostly be
cause we were tire.d. . But Betty
eould always make us laugh with her
quaint speeches.
COKTINTJD jrOMOBBOW.
(Copyright, 1918, by tale Drummnd)
TRAVEBETTE
BY NlKSAH.
WHITE MOUNTAIN national
i FOREST.'
The national forests Have becota
one of the great -factors 141 the life
of the west, but they are just begin
ning to be a factor in the east. Hera
the government owns no lands, and
is slowly acquiring them by pur
chase. It already has obtained large
areas, in the southern Alleghanies and
has now nearly 4,000 acres in the
White mountains - of New Hamp
shire. The White mountains are one oi the
wildest tracts which remain in the
northeastern section of the United
States. Most of the land is unfit for
agriculture; but originally it contained
some of the finest forests in Jjf
United States. These were rapidly
decimated. First the fine white pns
of the northern woods was cut then
the spruce, and finally the small um
ber was taken for pulp wood. At tw
same time forest fires were ably smj
ting the work of destruction wmca
was carried on by the uncontrouea
lumber industry. As a result
these , devastating agencies, many oi
the watersheds were denuded, ano
stream flow was seriously ,affe,ctf
Agitation for federal control of w
-region was begun in 1911 and tw
finally resulted in the establishment
of the White Mountain national wr
est ,
The preservation and restoration oi
the forests is an important consider
nfirtn hnt nrhgm the fact of mosi
account to the average American J
that an area of this famous
can mountain region has been se
aside, as a playground open to au.
When, it would otHerwise have au
passed -rapidly Into private ownerswp.
OUR OAii-Y BIRTHDAY PARTY.
Levi P. Morton, former vice presi
dent Of the United States, born
Shoreham, Vt., 94 years ago tow-
Col, Ervin L. Phillips, commanJr
Of the new-307th -cavalry regiment w
the . NaUonal-Army, born m
York, 52 years ago today.
General Eli Torrance, of Minneso
former commander-in-chief of tne
A. R.. born at New Alexandria,
,74 years ago today. t ,
Andrleus A. Jones. United State
senator from New Mexico, born
Union City, Tenn.. 56 years ago w
dMedin McCormick. Chicago
paper publisher and Representative
congress, bom in Chicago, 41 J6'
ago today. nver,
Robert S Vessey, former govej
nor of South Dakota, born at us
fkosn. Wis., 60 years ago tow
ONE YEAR AGO TODAY IN WAJ.
May 18. 1917-House of wPJJ,
tatlves passed the selective c0"ig
Uon bill as altered In f
committee; Professor Minlykot
signed his "position as RwsIanIJlf
minister; Americans first lef.0
the f ale arrival of -Admiral Sims s
Ms squadron of destroyers in tne "
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