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Brady's Blarney i ? ? I Br A Brady CUM J ? SO DON'T KVEN BOTHER Thtotrs I oan't want for CbrlatzDSR (all items arc gen utBa and for sale. A je?Med telly button brush. A beer can open A personalized money belt 0 Hooey yes, but belt no). A fur-taed pottle. A goHan foghorn. A miniature moose head. A gold railroad spike. Igf BEST '} UIISUES V CHRISTdl'AS R & E CLEANERS Rogrr Sutton, Owner A Sooper Dooper Pooper Scoopcr. Elgin live lobsters. A tie pressor (Better some thing thai removes the gravy Stata*). A raccoon coat. ? Jpb BUT A1NT IT TRUE? Our fitwte Iicen-so examiner. R. V. Hooper, asked an apptt ; oant for a license the other ' day what is the most danger 1 ous highway situation. | The fellow thought a long time before answering: "Weil. I'd say when a wo man driver is in front of you and a vaman driver behind you." ? JP4> ? - OlIR OLD FAVORITE This poem, panned by Coach Dick Stott several years ago for the children of Mr. and I Mrs. H. T. Collins, is my Christnw.s favorite. CHRISTMAS TIME REPORT Now li-.ten here you young "uns at (Ha tale I'se 'bout to tell. About de man called Santy Claur who climbs dot chimb ley well. But fust you get my, corncob pipe an* de ole tobaccy pouch. And while I lites it yawl recline. dare upon dat couch. Den after you gits in comfort and wipes off Susie's grin. I'se gor.jia try and wreck-o-lect jest zactly where to begin. It's bound to've been 'bout tweniy years since dis man came around. And ast me to be his 'sistaiit wid of chilluns of de town. So, I think it out 'bout a week In the spirit of a good old-fashioned Yule lide, we greet you with thanks for your patronage . . . warm wishes for your holiday happiness and contentment. Nantahala Oil Co. befo' I ever answered him. CSau* If I'ae to tell him eber thing. yore chanoes would be sUm An' halp him for a year or so, wid Jtfft the nearest kin. And dej must be a million men in uaba town and port, Dat :Lsttns 'round 'til Christ mas lime and 'den makes tier rtport. I has 'o an?w:r all lands ob thincs dat Santy ast me. And if yet haint you'd better git a j goo., as you kin be. He asts 'bout u m anest boy tiat t K 'bouit tie place, An' whuc'idcr or not ol" Tom and Dan forgits to wash der fac?. And If deys hopod their mam | and pa "till ail da chorea Is dun. And if dear aea their bedtime prayers befo' do aanrtnan , oamea. Oh yes! he aata 'bout the gals but '.specially "bout the boys, And' 'termtoee J eat how mean dey's been when passing out de toyfe. Now writ until I lites my pipe and f:JH'? anutider chair. An* den IH make 01* my report on how you'se been dls year. Ops! Joe\ a nodddn' half asleep an' 'bout fell off my lap, But 3bberthdng "bout him's 1 good,' 50 let him take his nap. Now, lets git 'round to the | "'EST WISHES 1 FOR i he very best of HoIi<ia> Wishes fo all our friend Crisp's Studio and Camera Shop /l\ WaL (pp tOe earnestly hope that you may enjoy all of the ipiritual gladness that comes with the Christmas Stiles Texaco Service i ' "partant fifccts bout you udder bay*. An' see Jest how well you kept from umkki' too much noise. Pust 111 check upon de line what marks de golden rule. An' put a doHote check mark dare if you'oe been to Siav day School. An' den I'll take a peek to see if both yre ban's is clean. Den Li>"i , the moKt 'portant line, not asts if you've been mean. Now Tam you hold yo head up and :cok me in de eyes. An' tell de turf 'cause If you dont you 'so got to 'polly glae. Yet. I knows dat you and Dan hasn't dun yore very best, \ But do good <Jat yawls' 'cotn p lashed out/weights all de rest. So' I'se torn tell ole Stanty in my Christmas time report, Dat ya.V'1 has tended Sunday School and ia de nicest sort. But, dont you boys turn greedy and a st for manor toys, Clause Sanity's "ready got a list n of a million udder boys. An' den dares udder chillun what wont fit none at all. So you has to share wld all ob demo, when Santy comes to Call. Oo hajig your stocktn' in its plaoe and don't you have a fear. 'Cause you boys been good enough for Santa Claus dis year. Burt leckyrememJber "bout next year, When Christmas come ' *i?ur?d. | Dat I'se de one data got re ports on the chillun of de tov/r.. News For Veterans Doar to door solicitors imply ing they represent Lh3 Veterans Administration or have the enicrsemetf-Jt of the V.A. for a product are acting without per mission or authority. This statement is issued by J. D. DeRamus, Winston-Salem regional office manager, in re sponse to inquiries from indivi duals arid groups seeking veri fication of verbal statements made by agents soliciting sub scriptions or funds, <>r selling products in bshalf of veterans. ' The VA. do:s not endtorse any proc'luot, project or com rrxuciol endeavor for the profit of individuals, organizations, or corporations," Mr. DeRamus tp.'d. Mr. DaRamus added that th V.A. wither endorses nor con demns door to door solicita tion/; in b:half of vatsrans. but it advises those who may sus pect claims made in such en deavors to check with their Buttec Business Eiraau or any ! community organization acting: in that capacity, x | ? : Season's Greetings j J extend to yon most cordial \ withes for the Holiday Season. We welcome this opportunity of telling yon just bow much we enjoy serving you! i ??? Franklin Frozen Foods \s the < draws, near, we greet our f riends and thank them heartily for their gracious patronage. . A Merry Christmas to all. Franklin Construction Co. and Macon Machine Works Season, " ? Ci&e fjAnd happy, hearty holiJay wishes to all our friends and patrons. We hope you enjoy many festive hours, and many quiet ones. too. in the company of your dear ones. It's a pleasure to serve people like you. and we most sinecrely thank you for ;wtr 'm-al'y ;? 1 -<xxl will Downs and Dowdle
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