' tl !il: |i |f -,.8 !• ii! I f‘ II t ' ill i p'i Ni ! ! ■» m <: 1:1^ [! i ' r lib '■ EFFECTIVE MONDAY, MARCH 21st Strictly Cash at McKeithan’s With the existing state of affairs it becomes necessary for every body to buy as cheap as possible. In order to comply with this need I have re sorted to a strictly cash basis on all merchandise. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR CREDIT It will save you the embarrasment of being refused. I have no pets and will not make any exceptions to the rule. NeiU IVI. McKeitHan THE CASH MERCHANT Indigesti BY W. BIDDLE GILmJ Our Church Directory METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH Rev. L. H. Joyner, Pastor. Sunday School every Sunday morning at 10 o’clock. Preaching every first and fourth Sun day at 11:00 a. m. and 7:00 p. m. Prayer meeting every Wednesday even ing at 7:00 o’clock. Epworth League every Sunday even ing at 6:30 o’clock. PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH. Rev. M. D. McNeill, Pastor, Service every second Sunday afternoon at 3 o’clock and fifth Sunday morning at eleven o’clock. Sunday School every Sunday momin? at ten o’clock. Christian Endeavor every Sunday even ing at seven o’clock. Every one is cordially invited to attend these services. BRIEFS Attend meeting* At School House this Friday evening, March 18, At 7:30 o'clock to help organize A Community Club for Vass. Noth ing better could be done for the town. A good indication that Spring has ar rived—boys are going barefooted. From reports it looks like a drug store will be located in VaFS in the very near futurer A physician remarks that yeast will cure many things, but not a grouch. It might relieve the grouch if properly mixed with malt and ho ps. There are two kinds of people in the world, those who love their fellow-men and those who eat onions. A lean man will never understand how in the world a fat man keeps his pants up without suspenders. Considering the winter season’s evening gowns, one wonders how the designers will go about it to construct an immodest bath ing suit. When the Harding Administration has disposed of other pressing matters, we trust it will put a little vanilla flavoring in the sticky stuff on the back of stamps. “She fell to the floor in a feint.” Inci dentally, too, we presume she got the check. If reform is carried much further, some one will begin to insist on chaperons for married couples. Our memory goes back to the time when a skirt that was slashed to the knee was suflicient to create a good-sized riot • “When a woman has a sick canary and a sick poodle and a sick husband in the house.” says Luke McLuke, “the husband isn’t going to get much attention.” The annual luncheon of the Sand Hill Farm Life School will be given on Friday, April 1st, at 1:30 o’clock. The luncheon is given for the benefit of the school. All patrons and friends are invited to attend. Tickets on sale $2. A fellow wouldn’t mind that fiery fur nace so much if he had some assurance they were not going to make him carry out the ashes. One thing a married man is never in the dark about—he always knows who used his razor to trim their corns with. Miss Florence Leslie has laid in a large stock of the latest style of spring hats of every kind and conceivable shape, at prices within reach of all. Now is the time for the ladies to make their Easter selection before they are all gone. Read advertisement in another column. The reason more liquor doesn't improve with age is because so many fellows won’t let it. On Thursday evening, March 24th, at 7:30 o’clock a meeting will be held at the Vass School House for the purpose of or ganizing a poultry club. Mr. A. G. Oliver, the greatest poultry expert in the South will be present Every boy and girl is espected to be there. SAVE You’ve Got! Your Property Your Income Insure It Do It Now D. A. NcLAUCHUN, Agent VASS, N. C. Fire Insurance Life Insurance Jordan’s Barber Shop Hair Cutting, Massaging, Shampooing Special attention given to children’s hair Good Chairs Prompt Service EXPERT Battery, Starter and Generator Repairing EVEREADY Guamteed li ^^rfting SANFORD STORAGE BATTQiY COMPANY SANFORD, N. G. Insomnia (or sleeplessn< results from indigestion, ai quently traced to heavy, late suppers, in that ca: remedy is easy to decide late heavy suppers, but exists especially of a chroJ is combined with an inabij freshingly« care should be either go without supper per should be meagre an< light and easily digestibj long walk after supper oftt good nights sleep, and it ii to eat, masticating th< leaves of lettuce before I though not advisable for thonic habits, that is very blooded, marked by red fac There, however, is a fon which is a noted exceptioi rules, being “nervous dysj A, A. Stevens, A. M., M. D.| tive, concise and valuable! “A Manual of the Practic( gives the following lucid that it would be difficuli with any other form of thel “Nervous Dyspepsia, thij occurs in those of a dist temperament and excessiv^ and dieletic errors are pot factors, the symptoms whi< teristic are as follows: Th( ten clean, the appetite is at one time it is lost, at anJ inordinate, at another time! the patient craving an severe pain is a more or symptom, which is apt to stomach is empty, and appl relieved by eating, the te| is applied to this pain; voi common symptom, but it occur whether the stomj empty. The gastric acidiry al or subnormal, but is excessive; other nervous p most commonly present, ache, vertigo, disturbed chondnasis. neuralgia, palp heart and perverted sensati In cases of this kind the r above do not apply. I hj had patients suffering from the disease, who in order to relief, were obliged at midn early morning hours to take to their stomachs, and who cess of digestion establishii releived of the pain and ui had previously felt, and soo| to a sound slumber. This to the excessive amount acid secreted by the stoma< For such persons thus aff reccommend to avoid as mi undue stress and strain of I seeking for and taking advj opportunity they could to li outdoor,-active, healthful HI mind in the meantime as and anxiety as possible, and those people who seei other topic of conversatic own ailment. You should companionship of cheerfi pos^ a healthful normalit physical and mental chara( Take a good deal of rest full stomach in the ^y tim^