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I have reduced the price on nearly every
tide in stock and have some rare
bargains to offer.
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BEEF
Round Steak -
Roast - - - -
Stew - - -
30c.
22c.
17 l-2c.
COFFEE SPECIALS
Good Green - • - - 15c.
Loose Roasted or ground 20c or
5 lbs. for 90c.
SEED POTATOES ALL KINDS
NEILL PI. McKEITHAN
THE CASH MERCHANT
Our Church Directory
METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH
Rev. L. H. Joyner, Pastor.
Sunday School every Sunday morning
at 10 o’clock.
Preaching every first and fourth Sun
day at 11:00 a. m. and 7:00 p. m.
Prayer meeting every Wednesday even
ing at 7:00 o’clock.
Epworth League every Sunday even
ing at 6:30 o’clock.
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.
Rev. M. D. McNeill, Pastor,
Service every second Sunday afternoon
at 3 o’clock and fifth Sunday morning at
eleven o’clock.
Sunday School every Sunday morning
at ten o’clock.
Christian Endeavor every Sunday even
ing at seven o’clock.
Every one is cordially invited to attend
these services.
BRIEFS
Good Morning.
Vass hotel opens in April.
Shad at McKeithen’s Saturday.
Building Association looming up.
Sandhill Fair to be bigger than ever.
Fine feathers do make fine chickens.
Never fail to mention Vass to friends.
You don’t have to resort to the use of
oxygen to keep the breath of scandal
going.
A pessimist is a man who knows Adam
would have discovered the apple if Eve
hadn’t.
A correspondent in last Sunday’s Greens
boro News asks the question “Why doesn’t
milk come down ?’*
It does when you are milking.
The old fashioned man who used to eat
cloves to avoid suspicion now knows all
the patent medicine labels by heart.
If Edison succeeds in communicating
with the dead he may be able to find out
what became of the five-cent cigar.
The more we reflect on it the more cer
tain we are that heaven is a place where
every fellow minds his own business.
“She kept the same husband and the
same hired girl for ten years.”
And we couldn’t help wondering whether
their departure occurred at the same time.
There are two reasons why we hate to
pay an income tax, but there are also a
lot more.
The reason an engaged girl doesn’t go to
bed early when her fella isn’t calling is
because she wouldn’t go to bed early if he
was.
A Prohibition agent suggests that a pint
of beer every two weeks would be about
right as a medical ration. Does that chap
figure that it will be injected hypodermi
cally or used as a gargle.
The Y. M. C. A. drive for $40,000 for a
new building in Fayetteville last week re
sulted in a gain of $25,190, making the
grand total $65,190. Camp Bragg officers
and enlisted men gave $10,000.
It is getting cheaper to die. The Public
Service Commission of Pennsylvania has
ordered a reduction from $60 to $45 for
funeral service in their state.
Mr. Bryan has been telling what he
would do if he were President. Old stuff.
We know what he would do. That’s why
he was never elected President.
A number of hyper-optimistic chaps are
looking forward to the time when a doctor,
instead of advising a trip South, may
prescribe two months in a brewery.
A headline says
White House Cellar.”
‘Harding Explores
Yes, that’s true. The President, with
the aid of his butler, made a thorough tour
of the White House cellar last Friday, but
he did not discover those four quarts that
are hidden in the east-end of the cellar in
a coal box. The Pilot man is still safe.
Dr. Kling, head of the State Bacterio
logical Laboratory, of England, has discov
ered the microbe of “sleeping sickness,”
and says that the disease in infectious.
Dr. Kling inoculated rabbits with brain
matter from persons who died of the
disease.
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