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NO KID WAS EVER HAF»F*IER AT A Than the housewife is when she comes to our store for her Because they are always FRESH, and that is what every housewife wants, and our prices are in keeping with the high grade goods. Come and see our new styles of shoes, hats, caps and furnishings. They will astonish you and the prices are to your liking. A trial order will convince you that our goods and prices are right. Gunter’s Store, Vass, N. C. BRIEFS Some fellow could make a fortune by discovering a way to extract gold and silver from old mining stocks. It is reported from various sections that housewives in their spring clean ing this year didn^t turn up as many half- pint bottles as they used to. We heard one Vass man say yester day that the only objection he has to breakfast food is that they call it food. About the only difference there is between a reformer and a knocker is the knocker doesn’t ask to be paid for it. Mother thinks that her boy acquir ed his meaness from that measly kid next door. We don’t know exactly what Ire land is doing to Johnny Bull, but we read enough in the papers to know she isn’t making love to him. About the only consolation there is in being poor is you know you are not going to get robbed every time you get a few blocks from home. Alice Robertson, Oklahoma’s Con gresswoman, declares that short skirts are hideous, but not immoral, and disgust rather than attract the men. 0 wad some power the giftie gie ’em, To see their legs as ithers see ’em ! It wad frae monie a short kirt free ’Em and foolish notion That toothpicks and piano legs Inspire devotion. A lot of people who show up well in Bradstreet are a long, long way from Easy street. In the concert of nations the ex change of sharp notes isn’t significant when purses are flat. It is said that Haywood plans to come back here and “help the people rise.” The only way this I. W. W. thug will ever help anybody to rise will be through the sinister assistance of a hangman’s rope. We have often wondered what a garrulous man who is married to a talkative wife does when he wants a little recreation. Our own idea is that the woman of fort:^ who says she is twenty-five is more to be pitied than scorned when she tries to act kittenish. You can always tell a suspicious wife, but the chances are she won’t believe it. Perhaps when Professor Einstein suggested quanta as the irreducible minimum he had in mind the modern skirt. It may be that New York is more brilliant, but Baltimore has more commmon scents than any other city in the East. Baltimore Sun. A colored resident of Fredricks- burg, Va., while digging in his back yard unearthed a three-inch rifle shell which was probably fired during the battle of Fredericksburg in 1862. The shells weighs 11 pounds and has never been exploded. Our idea of tough luck would be for a man who has suffered from in somnia the most of his life to con tract sleeping sickness.—^Washing ton News. Have You a Brood Sow? We are offering 50 Registered Berkshire BRED GILTS On good terms to those who want good foundation stock. OUR PROPOSITION: Pay $3 .SO a.i\d next fa.ll pay tHe remaining S37.SO We guarantee you price for three pigs next fall that will make the second payment* thereby giving you a sow and the remaining^ pigs for the first amount. For further information apply to THE PINEHURST FARMS PINEHURST, N. C.
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