I THERE IS A REASON FOR CHEWING
REYNOLDS' SUN CURED TOBACCO
Chewers becoming tired of heavily
sweetened sun cured tobaccos caused
REYNOLDS' SUN CURED to quick
ly win from the old brands of much
longer standing the place as favorite with
sun cured chewers, because it contains
iust enough proper sweetening and fla
voring to preserve the quality of the leaf
and enhance its goodness, causing a large
increase in the demand for sun cured
j tobaccos.
REYNOLDS'
SUN CURED
is not only pure sun cured, but it is made
from choice selections of the genuine sun
cured leaf grown where the best sun
cured tobacco grqws. It is like that you
|! formerly got, costing from 60c. to $1.00
| per pound, and is sold at 50c. per pound
i in 5c. cuts; strictly 10c. plugs, and is the
best value in sun cured tobacco that can
I be produced for chewers.
R. J. REYNOLDS TOBACCO CO.
Winston-Salem, N. C.
LAND SALE.
By virtue of authority contained in a de
oree of the Superior Court of Johnston Coun
ty. entered by the Clerk, W. 8. Stevens, on
the 20th day of October. 1906, in a special
proceeding entitled. L. O. Kyals, administra
tor of T. Bright Kjals, vs. Dewey Kyals, Gra
ham Kyals and others. 1 will sell at public
auction, to the highest bidder, for cash, in
the town of Benson. N. C.. at J o'clock P. M. j
on Saturday. December 1st. 1906, the follow
ing described tract of land, adjoining the
lands of Dr. F. T Moore, Roger Langdon and
others, and bounded as follows:
Beginning at a stake, north edge of White
Oak Swamp and runs N. 2)4 E. 26.21 chs. to a
stake Roger Langdon's line, thence S. 85 E.
16.25 chs. to a stake in Mollie Barber's line,
thence S. 17 W. 14.50 chs. to a stake Dr. F. T.
Moore's corner, thence his line N. 68 W. 5.25
chs. to a stake, thence S. 17 W. 13 chs. to a
black gum in White Oak Swamp, ttience up .
said swamp as the run to the beginning, con
taining 27 acres.
This October 24th, 1906.
N. T. KYALS.
Commissioner.
NOTICE OF SALE UNDER EX
ECUTION!
North Carolina,
Johnston County.
The Austin-Stephenson Company
vs.
Levi Edwards.
By virtue of an execution placed in the
hands of the undersigned, from the court of
A. B. Sasser, Justice of the Peace, of John
8ton County, in the above entitled action, I
will on Monday, the 10th day of December,
1906. at 12 o'clock M. at the Court House door
in the town of Smithtield, sell to the highest
bidder for cash to satisfy said execution, the
following personal property to wit: 1 two
horse wagon and harness, one lot of hay.
about 3.200 pounds of seed cotton, one lot
fodder. 6 hogs, 1 cow and calf, 1 mower and
rake. 1 cart, 1 buggy and harness, 1 lot of
farming tools, about 25 bushels of sweet po
tatoes, 1 wash pot, 10 head of hogs, 4 geese.
400 pounds seed cotton. 12 cotton baskets,
1 pair hallances. 1 cotton planter. 1 bushel of
peas, 4 cotton baskets. 1 grain cradle, or so
much thereof as may be necessary to satisfy
said execution.
This the 6th day of November, 1906.
w. L. BKADY.
Constable of Smithtield Township.
NOTICE!
By virtue of the authority contained in a
judgment in the spec.al preceding entitled
J. w. Velvington, J. H. Yelvlngton and oth
ere vs. Kupert Velvington. the undersigned
Commissioner will on Saturday. December
1st. 19U6, at 12 o'clock at the Court House door
in the town of Smithtield sell at public auc
tion for cash the following described tract of
land, same being sold for partition: Begin
ing on a pine at the head of spring John W.
Yelvington's corner and runs N. 103% E. 27
chains to a pine in J. Walter Myatt's line,
thence N. 87 W. 25.50 chains to a stake said
Myatt's corner, thence S. 8 W. 17.50 chains to
a stake in the run of Ingram's branch,
thence down the run of said branch to an
elm tree Neil H. Smith's corner, thence
S. 9.5% W. 69 chains to an iron stake said
Smith's corner, thence N.88J* E. 18, 15 chains
to a stake Neil H. Smith's corner, thence S.
'3% E. 8. 70 chains to a stake. Willis H.Sand
ers' corner, thence S. 87,1% E. 21. 10 chains to a
poplar in the spring brancn John W. Yel
vington's corner, thence up the run of said
branch to the begining containing <, 155) acres
more or less.
This November 1. 1906
J. H. YELVINGTON.
Commissioner.
WELLONS \ MOKGAN.
Atty's for Petitioners.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
North Carolina, f Smithtield Township.
Johnston County. > Before Z. L. LeMay. J.P.
In the Matter of the Homestead of
Pherebe Westbrook. widow, and W. A.
Westbrook, age 15 years: Emma I.
Westbrook. age 13 years; Henn \.West
brook, age 6 years: and Flonnie West- 1
brook, age 2 years, children and heirs- \
at-law of W. H. Westbrook. deceased. I
l'herebe Westbrook, widow of W. H. West
brook, and W. A. Westbrook. age 15 years; !
Emma I. Westbrook, age 13 years: Kena A.
Westbrook. age 6 years, and Flonnie West- I
brook, age 2 years, children and heirs at-law
of W. H. Westbrook. deceased, of Johnston :
County an 1 State of North Carolina, having 1
filed their petition before the undersigned
Justice of the Pent- . for a homestead exempt
from execution out of the lands of said W. H.
Westbrook. deceased, this is to notify all the
creditors of the said W. H. Westbrook. that
said petition wiil be heard by me. at my of
fice. the Court House*, in the town of Smith
tie d, on the 15th da( May. 1907. when and
where, if such creditors shall appear, they
may be heard.
This November 12th. 1906.
ED. S. A BELL. Z. L. LB MAY.
Att'y for Petitioners. Justice of the Peace,
n 16 6wks
Dr. W. H. Wakefield, of Char
lotte. N. C., will be in Smithtield
at Tuscarora Hotel on Saturday,
Dec. bth, for the purpose of
treating diseases of Eye, Ear,
Nose and Throat, and fitting
Glasses. Ask your physician
about Dr. Wakefield.
NOTICE!
The undersigned having qualified as Adrar.
do the estate of W. S. Eld ridge, deaoeased.
ill persona hat log claims against said estate
are hereby notified to present the same to
me duly verified on or hesore the 9th day of
November, I9b7. or this notice will be pieao
?d in bar of the! rrecovfry and ail persons
Indebted to said estate will make immediate
payment.
This 8th day of November, 1906.
J. A. TART,
n 9 4w x Admr.
NOTICE!
By virtue of the authority contained in a
Judgment in the special proceeding entitled
W. J. Adams. Admr. of w. H. Jernigau. vs.
Ursula Jernigan and otheis. the undersigned
will on Saturday. 15th day of December, 1906.
12 o'clock, in front of the otttce of J. M. Mor
ran in the town of Benson, n. C.. sell at pub
ic auction for cash, the following described
land: Beginning at a stake in the Haleigh
Ac Wilmington Koad. thence W 216 poles to a
corner not made in J. M. Surles' line, thence
N. 2% E. 40 poles to a stake Surles' corner,
thence E. 216 poles to a stake at said road,
thence S. 40 poles to the beginning, contain
ing (55) acres more or less.
November 13th, 1906.
J AS. A. WELLONS,
Commissioner.
NOTICE!
By virtue of a power of sale, contained in a
mortgage deed, executed to L. H. Boykin by i
Charlie Hare and wife. Diana Hare, on De
cember loth, 1887. and duly registered in the
Registry of Johnston County. N. C.. Book
"K" No. 5 page 527. the undersign* d as Mort
gagee, will sell at public auction, for Cash,
to the highest bidder at Court House door on
Saturday. December loth, 1906, at about 12
o'clock, the following tract of land, situate,
lying and being in Johnston County. N. C..
oneals Township, and bounded as follows:
Beginning at a stake Lot No. 4 and tuds
thence North 87>4 West 28*4 poles to a stake,
corner of Lot No. 7 in Gillie Johnson's line:
thence South 3 West 107 poles to a small ash
in the run of Little Creek; thence down the
run of Little Creek to a stake, corner of Lot
No 5: thence North 3 East 113 poles to the be
ginning, containing 18 acres, more or les*: al
so 9 acres of L?ot No. 5 in the mutual division,
and being all right title and interest of
Charley Hare and wife. Diana Hare, in and to
said Lot. Also one horse cart. Object of sale
to satisfj the amount due.
November 14th, 1906.
J NO. A. N AKRON. L. H. BOYKIN,
Attorney. Mortgagee.
NOTICE.
By virtue of power of sale, contained in a
certain mortgage deed, executed by N. T. 1
Boy kin and wife. Mary Ann Boykiu, to L. H.
Boykin, on the 24th day of February. 1887. and
registered in the Registry of Johnston Couu
ty. Book "K" No. 5 page the undersigned !
as Mortgagee, will sell to the highest bidder
for Cash, at the Court House door in the town
of Smithtield, at public auction, on Saturday, ,
December 15th. 1906, at 12 o'clock M . a cer
tain tract of land lying and being in John
ston County, N. C.. O'Neal's Township, and
being the land conveyed to Mary Ann Boy
kin by W. A. Crocker and wife. Christian
Crocker.which deed is duly registered in said
Registry, Book "I" No. 4 page lbs. and bound
ed as follows: Beginning at a stake in Hil
lory Boykin's line and corner and runs South
toaiightwood stake to Brunson Boykin's
line: the nce West to a stake: thence North to
a stake: thence. East to the beginning, con
taining 18 acres, more or less. ODject of sale
to collect the balance due.
November 14th. 1906.
JNO. A. NAUKuN. L. H. BOYKIN.
Attorney. Mortgagee.
NOTICE OF LAN!) SALE.
North Carolina, ? In the
Johnston County, i Superior Court.
Mary L. Smith ana husband, J. H.
Smith: Bettie W. Sanders and husband.
A. M. Sanders: Willis H. Sanders. John
F. Sanders. Robert A. Sanders, Claude
I.. Sanders, Z. L. LeMay. T. W. LeMa> .
Lula S. Turner and .1. W. Turner,
Julia F. LeMay. Eliza S. LeMay?Heirs
at Law of Kittie A. Sanders, deceased.
By virtue of an order of the Superior Court
ot Johnston County, made in this cause, on
the 19th day of November. 1906, I will on the
22nd day of December, 1906, at 12 o'clock, M.
sell to the highest bidder, for cash, at the
Court House Door, in 8mithtteld. N. C., the
following lands: That tract of land known
as lot No 6 in the division of the lands of the
late Willis H. Sanders, which was allotted to
Kittie A. Sanders, dee'd, in Elevation Town
ship. Johnston County, and adjoins the lauds
of K. ;i. Lassiter. Easom Johnson, and others:
containing 282. acres?more or less. Before |
the day of sale this tract of land will be di
vided into four or more tracts, and a plat of
the divirion will be filed in the office of W. S.
Stevens. C. S. G\. by the 1st day of December.
1908. Each tract will be sold separately.
This land is sold for aivision aud the title is
perfect.
This the 19th day of November, 1906.
ED. S. ABELL.
Commissioner.
Have you been to look at th3t
store full of Fine Furniture at
Cotter-Under wood Co. 's? If not,
it will pay you to go aud look.
WANTED!
I whi t to buy Cattle, Pork,
Hides,andCountry Produce.
I run a
FIRST CLASS MARKET
and deal in Fresh Fish. Beef,
Pork, and ether Fresh
Meats. 1 keep Fancy Gro
ceries also.
Restaurant in Connection
and meals served at all
hours I ask vour patron
age. Give me a call.
Z. B. Stewart,
BENSON. N C
Dr. R.JF.Holliday
^Office Up Stairs over Commercial and
Savings Bank Building. Office Hours
9 to 1 and 2 to 5.
DR.. J. C. JOHNSON.
Dervtist
BENSON. ? North Carolina
Office Over J . W. Benson's Orug Store.
Harness?single and double?
of all kinds just received at Cot
ter-Underwood Co.
A large lot of Second Hand
Buggies for sale at your own
price by The Ellington Buggy
Co. Come and look at them.
Cotter-Underwood Co. have
just received another car load of
that Ellwood Field Fence.
For Floor Coverings and Art
Squares call on Cotter-Under
wood Co.
Full line of Dress Shirts, Cuffs,
Collars and Ties at W. G. Yel
vington's.
W. G. Yelvington has put in a
full stock of nice Clothing of the
latest styles?all colors?for
Men, Youths, and children; all
sizes and prices to suit every
one that wishes to but* cheap.
Give him a tall before you ouy
if you wish to save money.
Anybody wishing to buy a
Mower and Rake will do well to
see The Ellington Buggy Co.
before buying.
Cail to see The Ellington Bug
gy Co before buying Buggies.
If you want a Fine Surry or a
nice Top Bugsry see Cotter-Un
derwood Co., for they have just
unloaded a large car of them.
If it's fancy candies, fruits or
vegetables see J. O. Johnson.
KNIGHTAGE IN CHICAGO
Western Metropolis to Be the
City of Chivalry.
SCHEME OF A SOCIETY WOMAN.
?
According to Mm. Inulicl tiArrlson,
U'Hdi'r of the Movement. Ilojra Arc
to Be Drilled to He Hold ntld <"hi V
alrotin nnd ImmiiI When They (ironr
l'l? uml Fight For the Hlght.
Cervantes must bare turmgl over In
liis icrine the other duy. Three Uun
ilreti years has he lain it) pe&re. and
during those years the adventures of '
the lHin Quixote whom he made to live
ujkui the printed i?ige have driven |
from England and from Frunce, from ,
Italy and from his own Spain the feu
dal practices which he was the first to j
ridicule.
It lias remained for Chicago to do the ]
uuexiieeted, says the Chicago l'ost
And Chicago has done 1L Chivalry Is j
to be the order of the day. Knights |
errant an' to walk down State street
and on Jackson boulevard; ladies fair |
are to reward with ribbons and with
smiles the deeds of greatness done by
their favored champions. Chicago is |
to be the city chivalrous.
All these surprising things which are \
to happen to Chicago were made known
at u luncheon given at noon as a fare
well to Mrs. Isaliel Garrison, who Is 1
to spend the summer In Europe. Mrs. I
Garrison Is the leader In the move- I
ment for bringing the days of chivalry j
into the prosaic present. Eleven j
friends gathered with her at a table
to typify the twelve knights who erst
while sat at the round table of King
Arthur and recounted the deeds of
valor thev luul done.
When the Coffee and the cheese had
been placed upon the table Mrs. Garri
son outlined her plans for the enno
bling of the youth of the land and the
beautifying of the city.
Orders of knights errant are to be or
ganized umoug the lioys of the gram
mar schools of Chicago. Each chapter
is to be presided over by his majesty
King Arthur and shall lie named for
one of the Arthurian knights, with the
exception of the chapter royal, which
shall lie called Chevalier de la Salle.
Each boy who would tie a knight er
rant must tuke the following oath:
"Hereby I solemnly do promise serv
ice, loyalty and declare my allegiance
to Chicago, my city chivalrous, to be
her faithful knight henceforth."
Truth, gentleness, kindness to ani
mals as well as to humankind, faith
fulness and Industry?these are the
knightly qualities which the members
of the order will be expected to exem
plify.
The shield for the chapters will bear
three C's, for "Chicago, City Chival
rous," and the shield for the chapter |
royal shall be the Arthurian shield J
upon an American eagle, with the
words from Tennyson, "And Arthur ?
shall come again."
Mrs. Garrison offers a prize of $25 to J
the boy who shall do the most for the
furthering of the orders, and while in
Europe she will secure a full suit of
armor which shall be worn by the King
Arthur of the Chevalier de La Salle.
"We hope to make Chicago a safer j
place to live by teaching the citizens of j
tomorrow the lessons of uprightness j
nnd honesty," said Mrs. Garrison re
cently. "The stories of tlie ktMghts will
take the places of the vicious dime j
novels, and the use of the chlvalric
symbols will appeal to the dramatic In
stinct In the boys. We do not intend
to take the matter up with the board
of education, but hope to have the help
of teachers in forming our orders."
MRS. LONGWORTH'S PET.
A ( at Iteaoacd From l,<Mi?lon Gamin*
by the I*reni?lent*fi Duuicltter.
Mrs. Nicholas Longworth, the presl
dMit's daughter, lias picked up a mas
cot, says a London cable dispatch to
the Kansas City Tlines.
Soon after her arrival In London she
started from Dorchester House one
morning to do some shopping. As she
drove down Park lane she saw two
small boys with a black cat, which
they were apparently trying to stran
gle with a piece of string. She immedi
ately ordered the carriage stopped and
Jumped out.
I . "What are you two young imps do
ing?" she asked.
"Please, uiiss, we think 'e's mad,"
said the elder, "and we are going to
choke 'im, so as nobody can't catch
Idrofoby from 'im."
"If you don't give the pussy to me at
once," said Mrs. Longworth, "I'll see
that a policeman catches you."
The gamins immediately banded over
j the kitten and fled headlong.
Mrs. Longworth, before resuming her
I shopping tour, drove back with the cat
to Dorchester House. She has chris
| tened it "John Bull" and has an
nounced her intention of taking It with
her to America us a mascot John
Bull Is already devoted to his rescuer
and is introduced to nil the nristocratic
visitors to I>orchester House.
So One Above Hira.
During the recent royal procession in
Yokohama, Japan, in marked contrast
to the seas of heads that we are accus
tomed to see in the upper stories of
the houses In England on similar oc
casions, nothing but blank windows
were to be seen, says the North China
nerald, due to the fact that In Japan
nobody Is allowed to look down upon
! the emperor.
T. R.
This Is the month, says the Columbia
i State, when Oyster Bay has an L in It
BUYiri, iJOWS.
Matrimonial Tn' .c. ' j in the Day*
of C* valry.
"Of till tl mat tnoniul traffick
ing in the age of chivalry the ways
of widows," say> a writer in an
English magazine, "are at once the
boldest and most # >rn]ire ie isive.
As a rule their methods setrio.n re
sort to blandishments. It f re
markable when tenderm ^ is an
item in their bargain. Sjteed was
their maxim. It was one that King
John honored, for he profited by it.
Vet one of the rarest exceptions in
the way of delicacy to these com
mercial negotiations has evidently
'?ecu prompted by a widow who had
ipnte an exceptional lover. In lSOti
William tie Landa, either one of the
most famous of the crusaders or his
son, oifers 50 marks and a palfrey
for having to wife Joan, who was
the wife of Thomas d'Aresey, 'if he
may tie pleasing to the said Joan.'
The sheriff is instructed to ascertain
the widow's wishes, 'and if the said
Joan shall be pleased to have him
for a huslwnd then the sheriff shall
cause William to have seizin of Joan
and her land,' both of which he ob
tained in the name of gentle love
and the faith of a true soldier. It
is fitting that the name of one of
the men who led the assault of Acre
should ho preserved in such a record
as the above. He was in truth a
very perfect knight.
"One of the most rampageous of
the northern English borderers
manifested the like delicacy. Young
Walter dc Fmfraville, son of Gil
bert, had left a widow, Emma, pre
sumably in the very blush of her
charms. Peter de Yaux had fallen
1? .1 I:??J
ui. tin iiri, irui iu.* uwiiumi uir
tain her in border fashion, and this
fact is the earnest pledge of the
chivalry of his low. If he would
not steal her he wis hound to buy
her, and coin with the lite Yanx
was always a scarcity. So ho offered
the king 5 palfreys for her 'if she
wished it,' and with u'hat would
read as a graceful acknowledgment
of the borderer's pure chivalry John
absolutely drops the commercial
from his reply and simply orders
Robert Fit2 Roger, the sheriff, 'to
permit it to be done.' "
Th? Mosaic Law and Marriage.
More than two centuries ago a
tailor living in Carrie was admon
ished by the kirk to stop courting
has first wife's half brother's daugh
ter. Instead of yielding oliedienoe
he fled to England with the woman
and there married her, according to
the Dundee Advertiser. A jury
unanimously found him guilty, and
the court ordered him to be be
headed. The rcjiorter suggests that
on the death of a wife her sister is
no longer within the degree forbid
den by the Mosaic law, nor is his
brother's wife on the death of that
brother. In fact, to marry a broth
er's widow wns an express injunction
of that law, and if the surviving
brother declined the match the wid
ow was entitled by that elegant and
dignified system of jurisprudence to
?spit in his face.
One Better. "
An Englishman who was enter,
taining his American cousin was
continually annoyed by lieing re-'
minded of the superiority of tilings
American. A number of attempts
to show young Jonathan something
that distanced American progress
all resulted unsatisfactorily, and
the Englishman in desperation es
corted the cousin to Mount Vesu
vius.
"Well," exultingly exclaimed the
Englishman, "you haven't anything
like that in America,"
"Well, no," replied the American
as he watched the outpouring of
smoke, "but we have a little Niagara
falls over there that would put the
whole thing out in a minute."?La
dies' Home Journal.
Warning of the Green Light.
An old sea captain was talking
about the colored signal lights of
-hips. "In the past," he said, "all
lights were white. The colored light
is a comparatively recent invention.
I once knew a young Scottish sailor
to whom the new colored lights were
an unknown thing. As he stood at
the wheel of his sloop one night a
big steamer hove in sight, and the
boy saw the great red and green
lights for the first time.
"He rammed down the helm with
a loud veil.
" 'Presarvc us!' he shouted. 'We're
goin' richt into the 'pothecary shop
at Peebles!"'?Detroit News.
\*e II Recommended.
There is a story told of the late
Dr. Tait, archbishop of Canterbury,
when he applied for his letters to
some village postmaster in the I.and
o' Cakes. "And ye'll be the arch
bishop noo!" cried the little shop
keeper, peering urbanely at his
grace over his spectacles. "Weol,
I've h'ard tell o' ye frae my son, who
is wetl placed in London and has
h'ard ye preach. And, indeed, he
was verra weel satisfied wi' your dis
course."
9
SOME CHINESE JOKES.
Having Fun With the Barber, PortraN
Painter and Doctor.
If there is any truth in what ex
pert jesters tell us, the world's stock
of good, original jokes is ludicrously
small?a dozen or two at the very
outside. An early investigator into
this momentous question, a certain
Hierocles, who lived some 1,500
years ago, put the number in his
day at exactly twenty-one. The re
searches of Hierocles probably did
not extend so far eastward as China,
so there is no impropriety in asking
now whether some of the jokes
which abound in the literature of
the Celestial empire are entitled to
the honor of originality or not.
Here are three specimens:
A careless barber, trimming a
customer's ears?Chinese barbers
pay particular attention to this part
of the human anatomy?put his pa
tient to great pain and uneasiness.
"Are you doing my left ear now?"
asked the victim. "No, sir: I've not
quite finished the right ear yet."
"Ah, I fancied you were trying to
pass through to the left without go
ing around!"
A portrait painter without cli
ents was advised by a friend to paint
a likeness of himself and his wife
and hang it in some conspicuous
place, so that would be customers
might judge of his skill. He did
so, and his father-in-law the next
time he called immediately saw the
picture. "Prav," asked the visitor-,
"what woman bait; you represented
there?" "Why,1 sir, do you not rec
ognize your own daughter?" "My
daughter!" was the indignant an
"If vnu intent! tliiit. tn rpn
resent my daughter, how dare you
paint her sitting thus intimately
with a man whom I have never seen
before and who must be an entire
stranger to her?" The painter's
feelings need not be described.
The gibes at doctors are innumer
able. The following is a typical ex
ample:
One of the judges in the nether
regions dispatched an imp to this
world of ours to seek out and bring
back a good doctor. "When," the
imp was instructed, "you come to
the house of a doctor before which
you descry no complaining ghosts
you will know you have found a man
of the kind wanted." The messen
ger set out, but in front of every
doctor's door he came to there was
an immense throng of angry spirits
proclaiming the wrongs they had
suffered when in the flesh at the
hands of the medicine man. Final
ly, however, he reached a house
where there was but one solitary
ghost flitting backward and forward.
"This is my man," he said to him
self. "lie must surely be a clever
fellow." When the imp came to
make inquiries, however, he learned
that the practitioner had barely
been in practice for a day.?Grand
Magazine. #
--3S?
Nothing Unusual.
Two neighbors were confiding
their troubles to each other over the
back yard fence that separated their
premises. - - a <
"You know," said Mrs. Higgins,
"that mv husband is a carpenter?"
"Yes.1'
"Well, 1 give you my word that
all our upstairs rooms are unfin
ished, and the roof leaks whenever
it rains, and I can't get Henry to
do a thing to 'em!"
"You're not any worse off than
I am," said Mrs. Clingham. "You
know my husband used to be a fire
man on a locomotive ?"
i es.
"Well, just as true as I stand
here, I always have to get up in the
morning and make the fire!"?
Youth's Companion.
Apology Unr>ccessary.
In the days when it was common
for the younger son to go into the
church one of these young gentle
men had charge of an outlying chap
el. A Sunday or two after his ordi
nation he found himself there in
the afternoon with only the sermon
in his pocket that he had preached
there in the morning, and so the
unfortunate curate had to give it
over again. He began after service
to make profuse apologies to the
clerk, when that functionary polite
ly stopped him by saying:
"Lor' bless ee, Master Charles,
don't ee take on so! We never lis
tens to ee!"?London Tit-Bits.
Last Call For Bargains In Iron.
An enterprising ironmonger in a
6mall country town recently posted
the following announcement in
front of his shop:
"The reason why I have hitherto
been able to sell my goods so much
cheaper than anybody else is that I
am a laiehelor and do not need to
make a profit for the maintenance
of a wife and children. It is now
my duty to inform the public that
this advantage will shortly be with
drawn from them, as I am about to
be married. They will, therefore,
do well to make their purchases at
once at the old rate."?London TeL
egraph.