"Over the Top" By An American Soldier Who Went ARTHUR GUY EPIPEY Machine Gunner Sorting In France ; ? (C?prrlg*?u UIJ. by iMil Uuj CHAPTER XVI. Battery D 238. The day after this I received the glad tiding" that I would occupy the machine gunners' dugout right near the advanced artillery observation post. Thin dugout wan a roomy affair, dry ns tinder, and real cots In It. These cots had been made by the H. E.'s who had previously occupied the dugout. I was the first to enter and promptly made a signboard with my name and number ou It and sus pended It from the foot of the mogt comfortable cot therein. In the trenches It Is always "first come, first served," and this Is lived up to by all. Two It. F. A. men (Itoyal Field ar tillery) from the nearby observation post were allowed the privilege of stopping In this dugout when off duty. One of these men, Bombardier Wil son by name, who belonged to Bat tery D 238, seemed to take a liking | to me, and I returned this feeling. In two days' time we were pretty I chummy, and he told me how his bat ;tery in the early days of the war had ;put over a stunt on Old Pepper, and had gotten away with It. I I will endeaver to give the story as far as memory will permit In his own i words : "I came out with the first expedi tionary force, and, like all the rest, i thought we would have the enemy [licked In Jig time, and be able to eat I Christmas dinner at hotne. Well, so far, I have eaten two Christmas dln < ners In the trenches, and am liable to eat two more, the way things are I pointing. That Is, If Fritz don't drop a 'whizz-bang' on me, and send me to 'Blighty. Sometimes I wish I would ,get hit, because It's no great picnic out here, and twenty-two months of It i makes you fed up. "It's fairly cushy now compared to what It used to be, although I admit | this trench Is a trifle rough. Now, we send over five shells to their one. We are getting our own back, but In , the early days It was different. Then ! you had to take everything without reply. In fact, we would get twenty I shells In return for every one we sent lover. Fritz seemed to enjoy It, but i we British didn't; we were the suf ferers. Just one casualty after an other. Sometimes whole platoons would disappear, especially when a 'Jack Johnson' plunked Into their middle. It got so bad that a fellow, when writing home, wouldn't ask for any cigarettes to be seat out, because he was afraid he wouldn't be there to receive them. "After the drive to Paris was turned bnck, tr?*nch warfare started. Our general grabbed a map, drew a pencil across It, ii nd said, 'IMg here.' Then UNPLEASANT FOR GERMANS. Tarred and I'eathered nnd Sent to Jail. Flint, Mich., April 4. ? Frederick Wilhclm Gur.tav Ehlen, representa tive of a Minneapolis merchandise concern who was given a coat of tar and feathers near here last night, was in custody today at the county jail. It was announced that he was de tained so that investigation could be mude of certain documents found in his possession. Ehlen was seized by a mob last night while he was in the custody of a detective. He was tarred in a barn outside the city. Boston, April 4. ? Dr. Karl Oscar Bertlin.nr, who was sent from Berlin to this country in 11)14 to uphold the German cause in public lectures, was taken to Fort Oglethorpe, Ga., today to be interned for the duration of the war as an enemy alien. He was arrested ?t Lexington last week by agents of the Department of Jus tice and was married yesterday to Miss Helen Goltz, of New York city. Minneapolis, Minn., April 4? James A.Peterson, candidate for the Re publican nomination for United States senator, and Paul F. Dehnel, publisher of the Minneapolis and St. Paul American, a weekly newspaper, were arraigned here today nn indict ments charging them with obstruction of recruiting .-nd enlistment. Both pleaded not sruilty. The in dictments are based on articles al leged to have been written by Peter son and published by Daniels in the American, which was recently barred from the mails. Athens, 111., April 4. ? John W. Ryp ders, grocer, accused of uttering pro German senti mints, today wore about his neck an American flag, tied there last night by loyalists who forced him to kiss the emblem and to sweaV allegiance to the American cause. He was told that to remove the flag from his nuck would meet with se rious consequences. Rynders was informed that he would be expected to lead a Liberty Day parade Saturday. He promised to do SO. ? h? went back to hla tea. and Tommy armed himself with a pick and shovel and started digging. He's been dig ging ever since. "Of course we dug those trenches at night, hut 1* was hot work, what with the rifle and machine-gun tire. The stretcher bearers worked harder than the diggers. 'Those trenches, bloomln' ditches, I call them, were nightmares. They were only about five f??et deep, and you used f I fire minutes with the old boy, and when tie returned the flow of language from his lips would make a navvy i blush for shame. "What I am going to tell you la how two of us put It over ou the old scamp, and got away with It. It wan a risky thing, too, because Old Pepper wouldn't have been exuctly rulld with us If he had got next to the game. "Me and my mate, a lad named Har ry Cassell, a bombardier lu D li38 bat * One of the Big Guns Barking. I to get the backache from bending down. It wasn't exactly safe to stand upright, either, because us noon us your napper showed over the top a bullet would bounce off It, or else come so close It would muke your hair stand. "We used to fill Handbag* and stick them on top of the parapet to make It higher, but no use; they would be there about an hour und then Frit/ would turn loose and blow them to bits. My neck used to be sore from ducking shells and bullets. "Where my battery was stationed a hssty trench had been dug, which the boys nicknamed 'Suicide ditch,' and, helleve^me, Yank, this wus the original 'Suicide ditch." All the others are Imitations. "When ti fellow went Into that trench It was an even gamble that he would come out on a stretcher. At one time a Scotch battalion held It, and when they heard the betting was even money that they'd come out on stretchers, they grabbed all the bets In sight. Like a lot of bally Idiots, sev eral of the battery men fell for their game, ami put up real money. The 'Jocks' suffered a lot of casualties, and the prospects looked bright for the battery men to collect some easy money. So when the battalion was re lieved the gamblers lined up. Several 'Jocks' got their mouey for emerging safely, but the ones who clicked It weren't the*e to pay. The artillery men had never thought It out that way. Those Scottles were bound to be sure winners, no matter how the wind blew. So take a tip from me, never bet with a Scottle, 'cause you'll lose money. "At one part of our trench where a communication trench Joined the front Hne n Tommy hud stuck up a wooden signpost with three hands or arms on It. One of the hands, point ing to the German lines, read, 'To lter lln the one pointing down the coin munlcntlon trench read, 'To Blighty,' while the other said, 'Suicide Ditch, Change Here for Stretchers.' "Farther down from this guide posi the trench ran through an old orchard. On the edge of this orchard our bat tery had constructed an advanced ob servation post. The trees screened It from the enemy airmen and the roof was turfed. It wasn't cushy like ours, no timber or concrete re-enforcements. Just walls of sandbags. From It a splendid view of the German lines could be obtained. This post wasn't exactly safe. It was a hot cbrner, shells plunking all around, and the bullets cutting leaves off the trees. Many a time when relieving the sig naler at the 'phone, I had to crawl on my belly like a worm to keep from l>elng hit. "It was an observation post sure enough. That's all the use It was. Just observe all day, but never a message tack for our battery to open up. You Bee, at this point of the line there were strict orders not to tire a shell, unless specially ordered to do so from brigade headquarters, ftllme me. If anyone disobeyed that command, our general ? yes, it was Old Pepper ? would have court-martialed the whole expeditionary force. Nobody went out of their way to disobey Old Pepper In those days, because he couldn't be called a parson; he was more like a pirate. If at any time the devil should feel lonely apd sigh for a proper mate. Old Pepper would get the first call. Facing the Germans wasn't half bad compared with an Interview with that old firebrand. "If a company or battalion should give way a few yards against a su perior force of Boches, Old Pepper would send for the commanding offi cer. In al?out half an hour the officer would come back with his face the ?*olor of a brick, and In a few hours what was left of his command would he holding their original position. "I have seen an officer who wouldn't d n for a thousand quid spend tery, or lance corporal, as you call It In the Infantry, used to relieve the telephonists. We would do two hours on and four off. I would be on duty In the advanced observation post, while he would be at the other end of the wire In the battery dugout signal ing station. We were supposed to send through orders for the battery to fire when ordered to do so by the observa tion officer in the advanced post. But very few messages were sent. It was only In case of an actual attack that we would get a chance to earn our 'two and six' a day. You see, Old Pep per had Issued orders not to fire ex cept when the orders came from him. And with Old Pepper orders Is orders, and made to obey. "The Germans must have known about these orders, for even In the day their transports and troops used to expose themselves as if they were on parade. This sure got up our nose, sitting there day after day, with fine targets In front of us but unable to send over a shell. We heartily cussed Old Pepper, his orders, the govern ment, the people at home, and every thing Iti general. But the Boches didn't mind cussing, and got very care less. Bllme me, they were bally in sulting. Used to, when using a certain road, throw their caps into the air as a taunt at our helplessness. "Cassell had been u telegrapher In civil life and Joined up when war was declared. As for me, I knew Morse, learned It at the signalers' school back In 1910. With an officer In the obser vation post, we could not carry on the kind of conversation that's usual be tween two mates, so we used the Morse code. To send, one of us would tap the transmitter with his finger nails, and the one on the other end would get It through the receiver. Many an hour was whlled away In this manner passing compliments back and forth. "In the observation post the officer 'used to sit for hours with a powerful pair of field glasses to his eyes. Through a cleverly concealed loophole he would scan the ground behind the German trenches, looking for targets nnd finding many. This officer, Cap tain A by name, had a hnblt of talking out loud to himself. Some times he would vent his opinion, same as a eommon private does when he's wrought up. Once upon a time the captain had been on Old Pepper's staff, so he could cuss and blind In the most approved style. Got to be sort of a habit with him. "About six thousand ynrds from us. behind the German lines, was a rond In plain view of our post. For the last three days Fritz had brought compa nies of troops down this road in broad daylight. They were never shelled. Whenever this happened the captain would froth at the mouth and let out a volume of Old Pepper's religion which used to make me love him. "Every battery has a range chart ou which distinctive landmarks are noted, with the range for each. These land marks are called targets, and are num bered. On our battery's chart, thnt road was called 'Target 17, Range fiOOO, 3 degrees 30 minutes left.' P 238 battery consisted of four *4.5* howit zers, and fired n 85-pound H. E. shell. As you know, H. E. means 'high ex plosive.' I don't like bumming up my own battery, but we had a record In the division for direct hits, and our boys were Just pining away for a chance to exhibit their skill In the eyes of Frltx. "On the afternoon of the fourth day of Frltt' contemptuous use of the road mentioned the captain and I were at our posts as usual. Frltt was strafe lng us pretty rough. Just like he's doing now. The shells were playing leap frog all through that orchard. "I was carrying on a conversation In *ur 'tap' code with Cassell at tha other end. It ran something like this: " 'Say, Cassell. how woaid you Ilk* to be In the saloon bar of the King'a Arms down Rye lan? ?with a bottle of j Bass In front of you, and that blonde barmaid waiting to till 'em up again?* "Cassell had a fancy for that par- j tlcular blonde. The answer came back In the shape of a volley of cusses. 1 changed the subject. "After a while our talk veered | round to the way the Bochea had been exposing themselves on the road down 1 on the chart as Target 17. What he said about those Boches would never have passed the relchstag, though I believe It would have gone through our censor easily enough. "The bursting shells were making such a din that I packed up talking and took to watching the captain. lie was fidgeting around on an old sand bag with the glass to his eye. Occa sionally he would let out a grunt, and j make some remark I couldn't hear on ! account of the noise, but I guessed what It was all right. Fritz was get ting fresh again on that road. "Cassell had been sending in the 'tap code' to me, but I was fed up and didn't bother with It. Then he sent O. S., and I was all attention, for this was a call used between us which | meant that something Important was j on. I was all ears In an Instant. Then Cassell turned loose. "'You blankety blank dud, I have! been trying to raise you for fifteen minutes. What's the matter, are you asleep?' (Just as If anyone could have slept In that Infernal racket!) 'Never mind framing a nasty answer. Just listen.' " 'Are you game for putting some thing over on the Boches and Old Pep per all In one?' "I answered that I was game enough when It came to putting It over the Boches, but confessed that I had a weakening of the spine, even at the mention of Old Pepper's name. "He came back with, 'It's so absurd ly easy and simple that there Is no chance of the old heathen rumbling it. Anyway, If we're caught, I'll take the blame.' 'Tinier those condition I told him to ; spit out his scheme. It was so daring and simple that It took my breath away. This is what he proposed ; "If the Roches should use that road again, to send by the tap system the taruet and range. I had previously told him about our captain talking out loud as if he were sending through orders. Well, If this happened, I was to send the dope to Cassell and he would transmit it to the battery com mander as officially coming through the observation post. Then the bat tery would open up. Afterwards, dur ing the Investigation, Cassell would swear he received It direct. They would have to relieve him, because It was impossible from his post in the battery dugout to know that the road was being used at that time by the Germans. And also It was Impossible for him to give the target, range and degrees. You know a battery chart is not passed around among the men like a newspaper from Blighty. From him the investigation would go to the ob servation post, and the observing offi cer could truthfully swear that I had not sent the message by 'phone, and that no orders to fire had been Issued by him. The investigators would then be up in the air, we would be safe, the Bodies would receive a good bashing, and we would get our own back on Old Pepper. It was too good to be true. I gleefully fell in with the scheme, and told Cassell I was his meat. "Then I waited with beating heart and watched the captain like a hawk. "He was beginning to fidget again and was drumming on the sandbags with his feet. At last, turning to me, he said : " 'Wilson, this army Is a blankety blank washout. What's the use of hav ing artillery if It is not allowed to fire? The government at home ought to be hanged with some of their red tape. It's through them that we have no shells.' "I answered, "Yes, sir,' and started sending this opinion over the wire to Cassell, but the captain interrupted me with : " 'Keep those infernal finders still. What's the matter, getting the nerves? When I'm talking to you, pay atten tion.' "My heart sank. Supposing he had rumbled that tapping, then all would be up with our plan. I stopped drum ming with my finK^rs and said : ? ?Beg your pardon, sir, just a habit with me.' " 'And a d d silly one, too,' he an swered, turning to his glasses again, and I knew I was safe, lie had not tunjbled to the meaning of that tap ping. "All at once, without turning round, he exclaimed : " 'Well, of all the nerve I've ever run across, this tnkes the cake. Those Boches are using that road again. Blind my eyes, this time It is a whole brigade of them, transports and all. What a pretty target for our '4.5's.' The beggars know that we won't fire. A d d shame, I call It. Oh, Just for a chance to turn D 238 loose on them.' "I was trembling with excitement. From repeated stoh-n pktnces at the I captain's range chart, that road with ; Its range was burautl into my mind. "Over the wire I tapped, T> 23S bat- : tery. Target 17, Range 3 degrees 30 minutes, left, salvo, fire.' Cassell , O. K.'d my messape, and with the re ceiver pressed against my ear, I wait ed and llstenad. In a couple of min utes very faintly over the wire came the voice of our battery commander issuing the order: 'D '?BS battery. Salvo ! Fire !* "Then a roar through the receiver as the four guns belched forth, a screaming and whistling overhead, and | the sbel'... were on their way. "The captain jninped as if he were snot, aid let out a great big expreulvu <1 n, and eagerly turned his glasses in the direction of the German road. I also strained my ejres watching that target. Four black clouds of dust rose up right in the middle of the German column. Four direct hits ? another record for D 238. "The shells kept on whistling over head. and I had counted twenty-four of them when the firing suddenly ceased. When the smoke and dust clouds lifted the destruction on that road was awful. Overturned limbers and guns, wagons smashed up, troops fleeing In all directions. The road and roadside were spotted all over with little field gray dots, the toll of our guns. "The captain, In his excitement, had slipped off the sandbag, and was on his knees In the mud, the glass still at his eye. Fie was muttering to himself and slapping his thigh with bis disen gaged hand. At every slap a big round juicy cuss word would escape from his lips followed by : " 'Good ! Fine ! Marvelous ! Pretty Work ! Direct hits all.' "Then he turned to me and shouted : "'Wilson, what do you think of It? Did you ever see the like of it in your life? D n fine work, I call It.' "Pretty soon a look of wonder stole over his face and he exclaimed: " 'But who in h ? 1 gave them the order to fire. Range and everything correct, too. I know I didn't. Wilson, did I give you any order for the bat tery to open up? Of course I didn't, did I?' "I answered very emphatically, 'No, sir, you gave no command. Nothing went through this post. I am abso lutely certfcin on that point, sir.' " 'Of course nothing went through,' he replied. Then his face fell, and he muttered out loud : " 'But, by Jove, wait till Old Pep per gets wind of this. There'll be fur flying.' .lust then Bombardier Cassell cut In on the wire: " 'General's compliments to Captain A . He directs that officer and sig naler report at the double to brigade headquarters as soon as relieved. Re lief now on the way.' "In an undertone to me, 'Keep a brass front, Wilson, and for God's sake, stick.' I answered with, 'Rely on me, mate,' but I was trembling all over. "I gave the general's message to the captain, and started packing up. "The relief arrived, and as we left the post the captain said: " 'Now for the fireworks, and I know they'll be good and plenty.' They were. "When we arrived at the gun pits the battery commander, the sergeant major and Cassell were waiting for us. We fell in line and the funeral march to brigade headquarters started. "Arriving at headquarters the bat tery commander was the first to be interviewed. This was behind closed doors. From the roaring and explo sions of Old Pepper it sounded as if raw meat was being thrown to the lions. Cassell, later, described it as sounding like a bombing raid. In about two minutes the officer reappeared. The sweat was pouring from his fore head, and his face was the color of a beet. He was speechless. As he passed the captain he Jerked his thumb in the direction of the lion's den and went out. Then the captain went in, and the lions were once again fed. The captain stayed about twenty min utes and came out. I couldn't see his face, but the droop in his shoulders was enough. He looked like a wet hen. "The door of the general's room opened and Old Pepper stood in the doorway. With a roar he shouted : '"Which one of you is Cassell? D n me, get your heels together when I speak ! Come in here !' "Cassell started to say, 'Yes sir.' "But Old Pepper roared, 'Shut up !' "Cassell came out in five minutes. He said nothing, but as he passed me he put his tongue into his cheek and winked, then, turning to the closed door, he stuck his thumb to his nose and left. "Then the sergeant major's turn came. He didn't come out our way. Judging by the roaring, Old Pepper must have eaten him. "When the door opened and the gen eral beckoned to me, my knees started to play "Home, Sweet Home' against each other. "My Interview was very short. "Old Fepper glared nt me when I entered, and then let loose. " 'Of course you don't know anything about It. You're just like the rest Ought to have a nursing bottle around your neck and a nipple In your teeth. Soldiers ? by gad, you turn my stom ach to look at you. Win this war, when England sends out such samples as I have In my brigade 1 Not likely ! Now, sir, tell me what you don't know about this affair. Speak up, out with It. Don't be gaping at me like a fish. Spit it out.' "I stammered, 'Sir, I know absolute ly nothing.' "That's easy to see,' he roared; ?that stupid face tells me that. Shut up. Get out; but I think you are a d <1 liar just the same. Back to your battery.' "I sainted and made my exit. "That night the captain sent for us. With fear ond trembling we went to his dugout. He was alone. After sa luting we stood at attention In front of him and waited. His say was short. " ?Don't you two ever get it into your heads that Morse Is a dead language. I've known it for year^. The two of you had letter get rid of that nervous hahlt of tapping transmitters; It's dan gerous. That's all.' "We saluted, and were Just gMnf out the door of the dugout when the cap tain called up back ond said: " 'Snc:.ke Goldflakos? Yes? Well, there are two tins of them on my table. Cio back to the battery, and keep your tongae* between yoar teeth. Under stand?" "We understood. "For five weeks afterwards our bat tery did nothing but extra fatigues. We were satisfied and so were the men. It was worth It to put one over on Old Pepper, to say nothing of the Injury caused to Fritz* feelings." When Wilson had finished his story I looked up and the dugout was Jammed. An artillery captain and two officers had also entered and stayed for the finish. Wilson spat out an enormous quid of tobacco, looked up, saw the captain, and got as red as a carnation. The captain smiled and left. Wilson whispered to me: "Blime me, Yank, I see where I click for crucifixion. That captain is the sarfte one that chucked us Goldfiakes in his dugout and here I have been ?chucking me weight about In his hearing.' " Wilson never clicked tils crucifixion. Quite a contrast to Wilson was an other character in our brigade named Scott ; we called him "Old Seotty" on account of his age. He was fifty-seven, although looking forty. "Old Seotty" had been born in the Northwest and had served in the Northwest Mounted police. He was a typical cowpuncher and Indian fighter and was a dead shot with the rifle, and took no pains to disguise this fact from us. He used to take care of his rifle as if it were a baby. In his spare moments you could always see him cleaning It or polish ing the stock. Woe betide the man who by mistake happened to get hold of this rifle; he soon found out his error. Scott was as deaf as a mule, and It was amusing at parade to watch him in the manual of arms, slyly glancing out of the corner of his eye at the man next to him to see what the order was. How he passed the doctor was a mystery to us; he must have bluffed his way through, because he certainly was independent. Beside him the Fourth of July looked like Good Friday, ne wore at the time a large sombrero, had a Mexican stock saddle over his shoulder, a lariat on his arm, and a "forty-five" hanging from his hip. Dumping this parapher nalia on the floor he went up to the recruiting officer and shouted : "I'm from America, west of the Rockies, and want to join your d d army. I've got no use for a German and can shoot some. At Scotland Yard they turned me down ; said I was deaf and so I am. I don't hanker to ship in with a d d mud-crunching outfit, but the cavalry's full, so I guess this regi ment's better than none, so trot out your papers and I'll sign 'em." He told them he was forty and slipped by. I was on recruiting service at the time he applied for enlistment. It was Old Scotty's great ambition to be a sniper or "body snatcher," as Mr. Atkins calls it. The day that he was detailed as brigade sniper he cele brated his appointment by blowing the whole platoon to fags. Being a Yank, Old Seotty took a lik ing to me and used to spin some great yarns about the plains, and the whole platoon would drink these in and ask for more. Ananias was a rookie com pared with him. The ex-pialnsman and discipline could not agree, but the officers all liked him, even If he was hard to man age, so when he was detailed as a sniper a sigh of relief went up from the officers' mess. Old Seotty had the freedom of the brigade. He used to draw two or three days' rations and disappear with his glass, range finder and rifle, and we would see or hear no more of him until suddenly he would reappear with a couple of notches added to those already on the butt of his rifle. Every time he got a German it i&eant another notch. He was proud of these notches. But after a few months Father Rheumatism pot him and he was sent to Blighty ; the air in the wake of his stretcher was blue with curses. Old Scotty surely could swear ; some of his outbursts actually burned you. No doubt, at this writing, he Is "somewhere in Blighty" pussy footing It on a bridge or along the wall of some munition plant with the "G. R." or Home Defense corps. (To Be Continued.) SAVING DAYLIGHT. Few ptople could have imagined how easily it was to fall into the n:w system of keep:ng time. But whet everybody says is right is bound ic be right. When it is noor now we all know that it is only eleven o'clock. But to all intents and purpos es it is noon, for so all ihc people in the country regard it and so the law has dt creed it. It is so easy that the wonder is it was never undertaken before. The only reason that it wasn't has been of course because, there has not been the demand for conservation of li<rht mkaing material that there is now. The results show the advantage of taking the bully by the horns. The Government might have spent mil lions in publising appeals to the peo ple to bejrin work an hour earlie; ar.d thus conserve light, daylight and ar tificial light, and have gotten only a limited resonse. By passing a law to turn the clocks forward the de sired result has been acomplished. Old ohurs must be observed or there is the ciarge and the justified charge of lack of patrictism, for observance of the new time is purely a war meas ure and should be always regarded as such. ? News and Observer. Show your patriotism by contribut ing to the American Rod Cross

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