via MISCELLANEOUS. WOMAN. Oh ! the woe'3 that women bring Source of sorrow, grief, and pain! All our evils have their spring In the first of female train. Eve by eating led poor Adam, Out of Eden an estray; , Look for sorrow, still, where madam Pert and proud directs the way. Courtship is a slavish pleasure : Soothing a coquettish tram; Wedded, what the mighty treasure, Doom'd to drag a golden caain. Noisy clack and constant bawling, Discord and domestic strife; Empty cpboard, children bawling, Scoldinfc woman made a wiie. r.surf v dress, and haughty carriage, Love's fond dalliance fled and gone; These the bitter fruits of marriage, J1C iiicii. a niaiOiiuuiuii- ",,v" istence; the iaiht, faltering ac-j of fce CONTRA. Oh what joys from women spring, Source of bliss and purest peace, Eden could not comfort bring Till fair woman showed her face. When she came, good honest Adam Grasp 'd the gift with open arm?, He left Eden for his madam, So our parent priz'd her charms. Courtship thrills the soul with plea sure; . Virtue's blush on beauty's cheek; Happy prelude to a treasure, . Kings have left their crowns to seek! Lovely looks and constant courting, Sweetening all the toils of life; Cheerful children, harmless sport ing, Lovely woman made a wife ! Modest dress and gentle carriage, - Love triumphant on his throne; These the blissful fruits of marriage None but fools would live alone. Jonathan's nistit t.n a TVprhlinrr Did you ever go to a wedding? What a darn'd sight of bussing it takes; ding, Then your mouth is as hot as a pud They put so much spice in their cakes. Sich playing and running I never! The gals all as neat as new pins, I'd fail ly wear out my old leather To catch 'em and buss 'em; by jings! I wonder, by goll, what's the mat ter; tried I can't get a sweetheart I've cents stru-di'ng in death to give one more assurance ot allection! Aye, go to the grave of buried love and meditate! There settle the account with thy conscience for pverv past endearment un regarded of that departed t being who never never never can return to be soothed by contri tion! If thou art a child, and hast ever added a sorrow to the soul, or a furrow to the silver'd brow of an affectionate parent if thou art a husband, and hast ever caused the fond bosom that ventured its whole happiness in thv arms, to doubt one moment of thy kindness or thy truth if thou art a friend, and hast ever wronged in thought, or word, or deed, the spirit that generously confided in thee it thou art lover, and hast ever given one unmerited nans: to the true heart that now lies cold and sti beneath thy feet then be sure that every ungracious word, e very ungenteel action will come thronging back upon thy memo ry, ana KnocKing uoieiuny at thy soul then be sure thou wilt be down sorrowing and repent ant on the jrrave and utter the unheard groan, and pour the un availing tear, more deep, more bitter, because unheard and un availing. Sun consists -of molten , gold. We shall next hear of a detailed account of an 'hypothesis that the moon is made ot green fieese; which will be a lunar theory quite as philosophical as that of Dr. Hover, having the advantage of beins: somewhat the elder of the two. New species of Gambling. At a public house in Brunswick county, Va. lately, there were several country bumpkins play ing Push Pins, lor money. After playing some time, one of the company proposed to play a game in which he said there could be no cheating. They all consented to play his game, if they knew how. He said it was called Fly Loo, and was played in the following manner: he called for a sugar dish, and gave each man a lump of sugar. The man on whose lump a fly first alighted would sweep the stakes. After playing for some time, the mover of the game asked the company to excuse him a few minutes, and took his lump out with him. After be ing out two or three minutes, he returned, having dipped his lump in fish brine, and won every stake. His lump attract ing the flics by its odoriferous smell. manner when wrongfully accu sed... Nat. Adv. THE TARIFF BILL Mr. Tod, the author of the Tariff Bill, says he considers himself in the situation of the man in the front of the Alma nac attacked on all sides. As Mr. T. has appropriated to himself this honorable posi tion, we would confirm his title to it, by a reference to the vari-! ous parts of the picture. Mr. Tod will be found to have a ram over his head, threatening him for his hostility tb the golden fleece of the coun try: under his feet are the fishes, showing his enmity to com merce; on his right shoulder are the twins, commerce and agri culture, deprecating his success; the crab isjn the direction of his heart, advising him to re cede; the lion on the other side, But,I sniggers,! never could flatter, I daring him to advance; justice put me gais wouia au tell mei ned. ; with her scales, showing that he has been weighed, and found wanting; the virgin with uplift So rot 'em I always am cheated, By gush! I will twig 'cm, I vum! If I can't be more han'somer treated ' I won't go a courtin, by gum ! Then I guess they will come to their reason, If what granny says be all true, If you'll let 'cm aione with your teasin, The gals w ill come flockin to you. grave ! , THE GRAVE. Oh. the p-rnvpl tilt it Dunes every error; covers every defect; extinguishes eve ry resentment. From its peace ful bosom spring none but fond regret and tender recollections; who can look upon the grave e ven of an enemy, and not feel a compunctious throb that ever he should have warred with the poor handful of earth that lies mouldering before him! But the grave of those he loved what a place for meditation! 1 hen it is wc call up in long re view the vrhole history of virtue and gentleness,and the thousand endearments lavishing almost unheeded in th daily in tercourse of intimacy fhon it iswedwelluoonthe4Ces the solemn and awful ww. ness ot the parting scene; tne' bed of death, with all the stifled grief; its noiseless a, tendance its mute watchful assiduities' the last testimonies cf love; the "feeble, fluttering, thrillin? oh how thrilling is the pressure of the hand; the last fond look of the glazed eye, turning upon us wu irum me threshold of ex ed arms, protesting against the vices of manufacturers; the ar cher pointing at him the arrow of Tell; the scorpion essaying his remorseful stings; the water man looking with distress at his war on commerce; and John nuu laugnmg in his sleeve at the naked manufacturer, to whom the goat appears in the attitude ot obeisance". As Mr. Tod has so happily hit himself olf, we cannot but circulate the portrait. Charleston Courier. New Inventions. By infor mation obtained at the Patent Office, it appears that nearly ; thousand dollars have been re ceived for patents granted with in this month; and Mr. Gilbert Brewster, who spent six weeks latelv examining tne various models, declared, that Re was as tonished at the ingenuity there exhibited. Mr. Brewster also declared, that the aid he recci ved at that office, by cxaminirig attentively the machinery, has enabled him to perfect so much the art of spinning wool, that he has reduced the price of spin ning it, to one cent per pound. It has never been less than eight ents before, and during the war 11 was twenty-live cents per pound. New Hover. Solar Theory. -Dr. of Minden, has publish ed a detailed account of his hv The Trocadero. Messrs. Ouizille and Petit Jean, two ce lebrated goldsmiths and jewel lers of Paris, have constructed for the King of France a magni ficent new year's gift. It is a fortress in massv silver, with massv gold. On an es planade in front of the draw- rolden can- bridge is planted a non, tne discharges ot which shake down from the inside a multitude of sugar plums, which fill the ditches and spread round the walls. This ingenious nre- sent, which bears the name of the Trocadero, was intended for the Due de Bordeaux, to whom his majesty immediately sent it. Police-Officc, New-York. The proverb of "train up a child in the wav he should ro. and when he is old he will not de part from it," is very impres sive and correct. While re cording so many acts of juvenile depravity, which from the ne glect of parents too frequently occur in a populous city, we feel pleasure in recording an instance of just sensibility and principle. A person came to the Police- Office to complain that his coat was stolen, and by a lad. His description led one of the mar shals to believe that he knew the young thief. He went out, and in a few minutes returned with a chubby, fine looking boy, of about eleven years old. The little fellow sprang up on the examining bench, and desired to know what he had done. The owner of the coat said that he was not the thief. "You may go," said the Clerk. The lad broke out in expressions of indignation mingled with tears at the suspicion. "Well, well, you may go;" said the. Clerk; "let it end here." "No, no; it must not end here," said the spirited boy; "what will be said of me; a thief! see, see how they are looking at me through the window?" He stamped and wept bitterly at the disgrace and exposure to which he had been undeservedly reduced, and left the office bent on having satis faction. A boy of such an age, and Vith a sense of honor so high, arid a spirit so commanding, will make a fine man. Teach boys i usnamea oi doing wrong, Police-Office, London.-On Saturday, William Congrave, a working goldsmith and jewel ler, was charged with pawning a gold ring, a broach, and seal, the property of a gentleman who gave them him to repair, , Some gentlemen of the trade stated that the prisoner was the best workman in London, and perhaps in the world, and might be an opulent man had. he but attended to his business, and could easily earn from seven to ten pounds a day, and never want work; instead of which he was idle and would not work, but spent his time smoking and) drinking m public houses with persons of the very lowest de scription, and. whenever any work was entrusted to him, he was sure of pawning it. As one instance of the prisoner's sur prising abilities, it was stated, that some years, ago he made a coach, with four wheels of gold and ivory, not bigger than a pea, with a complete set of gold har ness for two fleas, which drew the carriage; each flea had a gold Chain round its neck, consisting of one hundred and sixty links- fastened on by a small gold pad- .; lock, and which they drew along i on a table; and being examined) by a microscope, . appeared in every respect perfect in all parts, and when he unfastened them from the coach, he let them feed on his wrist, or on the back of his hand, and then put them in to a small box, in which there ! was a bit of cotton. The coach he kept in a separate box, each not bigger then a nut; and that this extraordinary curiosity was shown at the time to their late majesties and the principal no wKing George de fourt was such rage and so great hurry to punish dem lor aeir rebellious conduct, dat he send his sogers off widout de breeches." EAGLE HOTEL. THE . Subscriber having takei. the large and commodious house-, in the town of Halifax, known by the name of the EAGLE HOTEL, formerly occupied by Henry Gar rett, and lately by John Gary, ten ders nis services to tne Tublic Ge nerally, and hopes, from the expe rience of himself and assistants, to share a portion of public patron age; as nothing shall be wanting on his part to render every thin com fortable. fc-The Bar will be furnhhtd with the best of Liquors, and the table with as goodies the market affords. THOMAS GARY. March 26. 1-tf NEW HOPE Sj'lihXG HACKS 7TLL commence on THURS DAY, the 22d of Anril, and continue three days, viz. First Day A. Sweepstakes fo three year old Colts and Fiileys mile heats $200 entrances half forfeit three entered and .closed. Second Day A Subscription Purse of $150 two mile heats en trance $15 two or more to make a race money hung up. Free for any thing. ' : , Third Day A Poststake for three and four years eld $200 en trance two mile heats to close the evening preceding the Race. The track is in good order. Gooi Stan I ann litter fniriicliorl Pir. bility in the kingdom, ns many j horses gratis. " living witnesses could attest. ! -.It The Rules of the Course to A gentleman present expressed Sverri ineverv instance; his doubt that two fleas could be ! A J?IES J0NES Proprietor. living thing in nature: that it; LIST OF LETTKHS. able to draw a coach and harness ! of that size and weight. The' lu cuuuyu icjuHuiei Kin- Remainig in the p09e0ff;C(. ijr ed, that a flea was the strongest. Halifax, the 1st dau of AhriL which, if not taken out by the ISt of July next, will be sent to thr. generalPost- Office as dead letters. B . Lockhart Wm B could carry a thousand times its 1 own weight, and leap upwards of twn thnns.niiH timc itc rwm ' lno4k. oA ,,A kf nn Brinkley Robert Lolake Beni - .idLuc Baker John ,L Lemuel the strength and activity of a Bradley Jesse lLamer Jefferson I flea in proportion to its bulk; it; Boon James, 2 r M could carry the monument on BrownlowSar'hC Merritt Francis its finrl-1 or lr. f,.m H,Jn Bagby Nancy IMuirThacker PorL- 1 p , ' u rv w J Brittori Oscar rark to Lrreenwich. This cu-; q riosity the prisoner lost when in Clark Jesse a state of intoxication at a pub-. Carter John lie house. , Crutchclo John The prisoner not Wngablelg to produce the property, was or-; Collins B & O dered to be locked up Until eight : Cotton James o'clock in the evening, at which - Crawley David time he was brought up again, Di n2tse,r . . o J 1" iDickenM. ble, genteel young girl, produ ced the property. The prisoner was severely admonished and discharged. An extraordinary Shot. A Philadelphia paper states, as a tact, that a Sportsman of Sussex county, N. J. by a single dis charge of his gun, killed a par tridge, shot a man, a hog, and a hogsty, broke 14 panes of glass, and knocked down 6 ginger bread kings and queens, that were standing on the mantle piece opposite the window. At the court of the king's bench, just ended, the number of new cases entered was 38S, of which 250 were decided, the remainder, together with what stood over at qther terms unde cided, amount to about 2000. Montreal paper. On the arrival of the 93d Highlanders at Demarara, a good Edmunds Susan Elms Dixy, 2 Edward Susan Euer Elisha H F FortHilliard - Flower Lamrock G GrinstcauThosY H Hilliard Isaac, 3 Hilliard MarvM Hardie Henrietta Hawks Jno S Hunter Jno B Hosper -Howell Hobbs Edmund Hawkins Wiett Howard William Marrast Idlin Medlin Martha Martin Thomas Myrick Edmund . N NicholsonSar'hA Jewell Curtis Nevill Martha B O Osborn John B P Pcttwav Mark H PowellWilliamK Price Cammillo PowellSolomon2 Powell William Pitman James PettetMr. Pierce Nathaniel Proudfit Wm. R Russell Susan P Reynolds Kenj. F Ricks Isaac S Smith Henrv 4 Skiles William Sprewell E T Thorn Samuel U Upton Joseph HutchinsLittle'n! Wilson R H Hamlin William Harvey Samuel Jackson Edmund Jarison J Jones A B Judge J J Johnston Francis IsbellPendletonB Jakes Etheldred Jackson Hardy T Li Leighton Jas 2 Wilcox LittlebV WilkesH'y&Co2 Weaver Marv Wilkes John Warren James Wells Juda Wilkes Henry Watson Thomas Vayche A A Wiggins MosesL Y YellowlyEdward April 9 98 and incy wm act in a similar joke is told of Blackee that' JAMES SIMMONS, P.M.

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