being very capital swimmers, a-great heartburnings throughout MISVELL rTTTTlTQ scientific set-to com M!&VlJV I Round 1. George From thcGeorownmroiioiUan. On tike ba of out beautiful Tyber, the river vulgarly called by AL". nnnse Creek," there is a We and monstrous mammoth Bull hounite, that he cries incessantly, "Calhoun! Calhoun!" and with such loud and stentorian notes,, that he drowns the voices of the lesser Rane who might be disposed to la yer other candidates. Our friend PUMPKIN-VINE, who wanders occasionally by hill and dale, by .river and rivulet, thus addresses this insolent croaker: To the mammoth Bull-Frog in Tiber Creek, Shut, shut your trap, ye midnight black curmudgeon, Who wants to hear your grum se pulchral, note ! There's been no drought that you could take in dudgeon; I wish I had a ten foot hickory bludgeon, I'd ram it down your nutmeg-grater throat. Calhounl Calhoun. Calhounl Cal- houn Why what d'ye mean by that, ye brainless blubber-chops, I'll blow ye bag and baggage to the moon, v uve think, tnat vou rc a corns; to vcte for President? Zounds, sir, if you had been forty years a resident In this Metropolis, where every lubber stops, . - Ye dare not dream of such a glori ous boon. ' Calhoun again, ye blathering scrub well, well, Preach to a bull-frog, he's a bull frog still, Four leg'd or two leg'd, faith it doesn t matter, Nature, vill have .her freaks out, fret who will, . Young pigs will squeal and poets keep their clatter, Muskrats and skunks t and dram drinkers will smell, Pedlars will lie, and frogs will croak in water, nay ers will strut till "lue s poor play is ended, And dandies will look pretty till they rc all susp.end.ed. menced. manoeuvred on his back, Abraham swam on his belly, and when the latter approached, George gave formi- dable lunges on tne aeiensive A hit was at George's left he repaid, by a blow at his my .i i Willi 111 WiLS. ast planted on shoulder, which adroitly diving antagonist's bread-room: a grap hic took place, and both disap peared for a second under wa ter, and rose a lew yards asun- dcr to take breath. Round 2. The water was ve ry deep, and no remission of the exertion of swimming could be allowed, therefore a few min utes floating ensued to tak breath. George at length squa red towards his foe, and they swam at each other with all the impetus they could derive from strength, skill, and determina tion. A very spirited wrest ling in deep water, with severa mutual blows, sent them again to the bottom, and separated them for the next round. Round 3. No time allowed by Abraham, who dashed and splashed at his opponent, and bored him beneath him, mena bv drown cing ins destruction mg. .but treorge succeeded in dragging the country. It will operate as heavy burden on several oi the states, and greatly retard the prosperity of the whole, i Another Hercules. A per- boh, the initials of whose name cnlv are given, is stated to have 1 .it.nl r. and in the nresence ot J 7 . everal gentlemen at Philadel phia, raised from the floor, with the little finger of his left hand, three fifty sixes and a twenty eight pound weight tied toge ther with a Silk Ilandkerchiet, making the eact and enormous weight of a barrel of Flour, or 196 lbs. lie suspended them with apparent ease, near 12 in ches from the floor, when he held them in that manner for 9 seconds. From the case with which he accomplished this fete, (he same individual thinks that he can with the same finger, lift 4 fifty sixes, or 224 lbs. I fear the ladies will not like strain, Because 'tis all about a nasty bull fr(g' Some two weeks hence I mean to write again, Unless my brain should catch a blastingoo-?-, And then I'll write as pretty as I can The which according to the rules Laid down in little bocks for schools Is all that is expected of a man. Croakers and squeakers, bards and bull-frogs all, All ye who walk up straight, and those who crawl, All ye who soar to regions of im- - mensity. Or cobweb'd thick in intellectual density. Still cleave to this dark, tumbling, dirty ball, rvnu an ye simp'nng cow-Jrogsy maius ana madams," If ye will croak, Croak Adams Adams. Adams. PUMPKIN VINE him under the water also, and both men arose very- much distressed, having swal lowed a deal of slush. Both gasping. Round 4. George was again attacked by his more roomy op ponent, whose size gave him most power in the water. George, though an admirable swimmer, in vain struggled to sink himself and his antagonist, ! and was so much overpowered that he became nearly insensi ble: n man jumped into the riv er and rescued him from drown ing, and both men were scarce ly able to get safe on shcre. It was some seconds befcre Thackcr recovered; and being proud of his familiarity with the water, he showed deep mor- jeing foiled by his clumsy opponent: he shortly af ter asrain took the river. an v7 S - challenged Storr, who however very prudently was prevented from the contest, as ill-blood was very strongly manifested on both sides. Hoth men in this extraordinary fight were en cumbered with their garments which though light were a great hindrance to their exertions. From the London Chronicle. The Tariff. Wc refer our readers to the United States Ta riff bill, in another column, which will produce a great sen sation in our manufacturing towns. The enormous duties on all our staple manufactures will, we doubt, jrive rise to Jl new rule of subtraction. A laboring man purchased cow of a farmer in the State of Maine, for thirty dollars, one half to be paid in cash, the other half in labor. . One day while at work threshing in the far mer's barn (not knowing that x 4, any ono was near him) he began . ? .i' en to soliloquize in tne loiiowin manner: "Take one from two leaves three; and two from two leaves four: and three from two leaves five. That's the case my master's cow never will be mid lor.7' lhe larmcr, over hearing the soliloquy, steppei1 into the barn, and told the la borer if lie would prove it to be e case he would give him the cow, and pay him for what la bor he had done. I he laborer readily agreed to do it, and be gan in the following manner: "I have now been married near ly four years; the first year my wife had a child that's one from two, and leaves three; the se cond year she had another, that is two from two, and leaves four; the third year she had a nothcr, which is three from two and leaves five. Now I have five instead of two to support, and I fear I shall never be able to pay for the cow." The far mer immediately paid him for his labor, and gave up his note for the cow. race which lately took place at the Doncaster course, (Lng.) Ashton- and Hal ton there run twice round the course, two miles. First heat 9m 16 1-2 sec; both heats 19m 44 1-2 sec. The last mile was in 4m 52 1-2 sec P. S. We have iust learnt j that the Judges, in consequence of having discQvered a collusion betwixt Lawrence and iNewton, have declared them distanced, and awarded the purse to Van W inkle, who came in third each time. The Judges have also de cided that all bets made upon the race are void. We are glad to learn that the proprietors ot the I erry nave determined to have no more foot ing at Hobokcn, We can not help regretting that so man ly a sport should be brought in to disrepute by the disgracelul conduct of the competitors. The Edinburgh papers have an account of a foot race be tween two ladies and two gen tlemen. In one instance the la dy kept the lead till within five yards of the winning line, in snite of the gentleman's best exertions. N. Y.E.Post. - Fifty Dollars Reward. STOLEN out of my lot or, night of the 30th Jn?vu alargedark bay-IIORSE, nl of 5 feet high, 6 or 7 yearsofi large star m nis lorehead his mane and tail of common len' his head is rather short, and 1 jaws broad, and under one of T eyes the bone sticks out mere f S than the other, which may be 13 ly observed by standing before kL had on old shoes before. han' There is very little doubt but thP said horse was seen last SatJl morning a little after day liht ?' peared, with a colored man on S" near Culpepper's Bridgf, on Fi J' "f v.w, iucuvui towards P oosp. nftri llo-lit ...i-! ' J vv rn -f ii roads, Enfield or Halifax, he toS? lias not ncrrrm.! L - . "mm uy me. I will give the above reward fo the horse and thief, (if afrcemiM wun evidence to mnvf " Twenty Dollars for th iZor lone; and reasonable exnerrpcL in bringing one or both to me i rxasn county. Sill Belford, Nash county. ") N. C.Aug. 3, 1824. 5 20-3" F Forty Dollars Reward, OR GEORGE and ISAAC. George ran away the first Sep tember last; about 5 feet 10 inches high; tolerable black; spare made; thin visage; some teeth out before; about 20 years of age. He has wife at Speercofield's quarter, on Fishing creek, and is well known as a rascal to the citizens in the neigiioornooa ne visits, ne wras caught at Speercofield's quarter when brought heme last, and no doibt is lurking and harbored in the neighborhood. I will give Twenty Dollars for his delivery to me, or I will give FORTY DOL LARS foV his head, and no ques tidns asked. ISAAC went off the 12th instant; is about 5 feet 4 inches high; of pumpkin black color; well made; active and lively; expert in wrest ling, runnmgand jumping; about 23 years ot age; has a wile at Mrs. Applewhite's, and I am confident is in that neighborhood. The said negroes I purchased at Sheriff's Sale of the estate of Wm. Lowry, deceased. I will give Twenty Dol lars for Isaac, delivered to me, or fifteen if confined in jail so that I get him. . Hilliard Fort. July 23, 1824. 19-tf From a late London paper. Pugilism extraordinary. A fighting exhibition took place aitne swing bridge, Lincoln, on Monday night, which pos sessed a novelty that is worthy the adoption of the P. C. R. and which-might probably revive1 tteir waning celebrity. George Thacker, a neat made amphibi ous biped (either coal porter or bargeman,) and Abraham Storr, I t 1 ?RSy0okinS navigator, 4, T.oy on the edse oiuinverwitnam. As their' fwrmadreIt material whether they fought on terra Jirma, or m their equally natur al element the water, a ennw took place in the river, which n immense number of indivi -uais assembled to witness. ?.ntagonists, after sparring a little on land, quickly strujr- &w into the water, and both smuggling on a most extensive scale from Canada and the West Indie?, but while the most de moralizing effects will be seen in America, we fear the effects in England will be of a most distressing nature. We owe this measure chiefly to the cu pidity of our country gentle men, who, by excluding their produce from our markets, lm pel all the agricultural nations to become manufacturers for them selves. Thus our poor unfortu nate workmen, one market be ing shut after another, are forced to toil for less and less, every dav weavers lor 14 or 15 lours a day receiving Irom sev en to ten shillings a week, while the Corn Law compels them to pay twice as much for their food as is paid by the people ot eve ry other country. The Americans will repent. m sackcloth and ashes, their ab surd law, which will produce Pcdcslrianism. The pro prietors purse, $125 halt a mile heats, over the Hoboken course, was won yesterday af ternoon by Newton, winning the first and third heats. Five men started, but the principal one whom Newton had to fear was Lawrence, who during the rst heat run at his ease behind all the rest, just saving his dis tance, evidently with the view of reserving himself for the two next heats. When the men were started lor the 2d heat. Lawrence took and kent the ead the whole distance round, coming in about five or six feet ahead of Newton. On starting for the 3d heat, Lawrence again took and kept the lead for more than two thirds of the course round, until they came to a lit tle ascending ground, when Newton drew up along side of him and after a pretty severe struggle for about 40 yards, gave him the go-by, and gradu ally gained ahead to the end of the race, coming in between 50 and 60 feet ahead. There were but few bets made, from a gene ral impression that all was not right, and the knowing ones reaped but a slender harvest . all were shy. The time of run ning .the first heat was 2m 14s. 1 he time of the last heats we did not learn. But this run ning does not compare with a O NOTICE THIS. N the 3d Mondav in Aue-ust J . o next, at the Court-House in llalnax town, will be exposed to public sale, nineteen likely NE GROES, to which unquestionable titles can be made. Terms of sale made known on the day. Jas. C. Faucett, Adm'r of Sail v Barnes 19th July, 1824. . 18-4t NOTICE. TTAMISG qualified, at Halifax Ax February session, 1824, as Ex ccutor to the last will and testa mentof the late JOHN WILKES deceased, this is hereby to notify al persons who have any claims or de mands against the estate of the said John Wilkes, that they present them duly authenticated for pay ment, within the time prescribed by law, otherwise this notice will be plead in barr of their recovery Those who are indebted will make payment without delay, as the es tatc will not admit of indulgence. Henry Wilkes, Ex'r of John Wilkes, dee'd Halifax, 30th April, 1824. 7tf oke, but whether h ca- was turned Mrs. SJVEDEB, HAS just received, in addition tt her former assortment u... of LEGHORN BONNETS, and a box of CURLS, which will be sold at reuueeu prices. Halifax, Aug. 6, 1S24. 20-tf GRAND LOTTERY. TO be drawn in NEW-YORK; on the 18th of August, and b completed IN ONE DAY! scheme: 1 prize of 20,000 dollars. 1 of 10,000 1 of 5,032 20 of 1,000 20 of 500 41 of 200 51 of 100 51 of 60 1734 , of 12 11475 of 6 ., 13396 Prizes, 171, 100 Dollars. Present price of Tickets, $7: shares in proportion. Prize Tick ets in former Lotteries received in payment. - , Orders for Tickets or shares in the above splendid Lottery, (where the blanks are only one and a half to a prize,) received by HENRY WHYTE, Petersburg, Va. Aug. 6. 1824. FISH & OIL. THE Subscribers have just re ceived on consiemment. in ad dition to their former stock twenty barrels Mess SHAD, of a superior qualitv; also a fresh supply of Roe and Cut HERRINGS, some in half barrels; and about three dozen bcttles CASTOR OIL, which will be sold low for Cash. J. $J. TV. Simmons. Halifax, June 10, 1824. BRIGADE ORDERS. JOHN ALSTON Brigadier Ge neral of the 5th Brigade of the Militia of North-Carolina, hereby orders the muster cf the following; Regiments at the times and places hereinafter specified, for the pur pose of being reviewed, of which the respective commandants, and all others belonging to the regi ments, are required to take notice and govern themselves accordingly. The two regiments of Edge combe, at Tarborough, Wednesday the 29th September. The regi ment of Martin, at Williamston, Friday the 1st October. The re giment of Northampton, at the Court-house, Tuesday the 5th Oc tober. The lower regiment of Ha lifax, at Crowell's, Thursday the 7th October. The upper regiment of Halifax, at Wm. E. Webb's, Saturday the 9th October. On the day preceding the mus ters for review, the commissioned officers of each regiment of infant ry, will assemble at the place of regimental parade at 11 o'clock.for the purpose of instruction and dis cipline; those drills will be attend ed by the Colonel of the regiment, or the Adjutant under his direc tions, agreeable to an Act of As sembly; and Courts-martial will be held agreeable to Act of Assembly regulating the; same. By the General, James S. Pearson, Aid-de-camp. Having aifiointedJzmts S. Pear son, of Halifax county y my Jid-de-camfiy as such he will be respecter and obeyed. JOHN ALSTON, Brig. Gen. of 5th Brigade cf the N. C. militia. July 28, 1824. 20-3 Printing neatlu executed c7 AT THIS OFFICE.