Miscellaneous. OLD AND NEW TIMES. When my good mother was a girl Some thirty years ago, Young ladies then knew how to knit, As well as how to sew. Young ladies then could spin and weave, Could bake, aud brew, and sweep; Could sing and play, could dance and paint, And could a secret keep. Young ladies then were beautiful As any beauties now Yet they could rake the new-mown hay, Or milk the "brindled cow." Young ladies then wore bonnets too, And with them their own hair; They made them with their own good straw And pretty too they were. Young ladies then wore gowns with sleeves Which would just hold their arms; And did not have as many yards As acres in their farms. Young ladies then oft fell in love, And married, too, the men; "While men, with willing hearts and true. Loved them all back again. Ycung ladies nciv can knit and sew, Or read a pretty bock Can sing or paint, and joke and quiz, But cannot bear to cook. Young ladies noio can blithely spin Of "street yarn" many a spool; And weave a web of scandal, too, And dye it in the wool. Young ladies noiv can bake their hair. Can brew their own cologne; In borrowed plumage often shine, While they neglect their own. And as to secrets, who would think Fidelity a pearl? IS'one but a modest little Miss, Perchance a country girl. Ycung ladies novj wear lovely curt?, What pity they should buy them; And their bonnets, heavens! they fright The beau that ventures nigh them. Then as to gowns, I've heard it said They'll hold a dozen men; And if you once get in their sleeves. You'll ne'er get out again. E'en love is changed from what it was Although true love is known: l is wealth adds lustre to the check, And melts the heart of stone. Thus Time works wonders young ar.d old Confess his magic povvcr; Beauty will lade; but virtue proves Fine gold in man's last hour. young lady; she grew restless and melancholy, fell into a fever, and went to consult a doctor, who, to her inexpressible surprise, assu red her that, instead of being an old maid, she was neither more nor less than a young bachelor. The news at first perplexed, then pleased her; and, having commu nicated the fact to her astonished friends, her next step was to ap ply to the proper authorities, in order to have the registry of her birth rectified. On the 13th ult. her application came on to be heard, and the Court appointed three physicians (Messrs. Mnre chal, Bonitoau, and Bcrtron) to examine into and report on the case. This was done on the 1st inst. when the medical board, to the surprise of every body, pro nounced the lady to be to 'M in tents and purposes a gentleman, and a decree was consequently given in favor of her virility. The moment judgment was given, we understand, Monsieur Hose Vic toire Vivien walked away to the shop of the Sieur Chapclain, the most fashionable tailor in all Drcux, exchanged his petticoats for a dress more consistent with his newly acquired privileges, and as all hopes of a husband are now out of the question, set off in search of a wife. It is not a little remarkable that, according to the French Journals, a similar appli cation was made to the same tri bunal no longer ago than May, 1314, in behalf of one Marie Mar guerite Metav, when two of the ,i,n tr5,fc which if our mc-Ining them to bean porridge iupuat v..., ..w..f ,ototnf1 horn nv. Let the reiorm exun corvpc us. ho was detected, IIUII,IU-V " , . " mory serves us, he was in- playing off some two years since, and quite as remarkable that . the shrewd ones of New llampshire and Maine, should al low themselves to be duped by a stale device, which was long ago exposed to the community thro the medium of every newspaper in the country. Ghosts. The Ghost in Edge field, S. 0. has disappeared. Af ter playing its fantastic tricks for r rknr linnsns and bonnets tr 1 sometime to the amazement oi um.u - the neighborhood, it has vanished or been laid, and wo hear noth ing about it. The Waltham Ghost has also been laid, if not in the Red Sea, in the county gaol. In the one case the roue who pleased himself with exciting the fears of his fellow men, got both to food and physic, and i. doctors prescribe white mustur instead of jalap and ipecac. fl deed, if the proposed retrench ment in eating and drinking taktv place, the doctors will starve f0 all the physic that will be wanting No other sudoritios will be iiu: ed than sage and catnip. Honestly, we have departed strangely from the simplicity nn economy of former times. Tl: world has grown extravagant. V, rwl run etrn!ns tfn lnrrl uulil; am t" "'c1 cur-; We must retrench, razee and tail. The printer must take uV, hint, and not publish so man: long yarns. Some of our news papers are as big as a souther:.'; plantation. Its a waste of paper They should be reduced to wLn tirydof his roguery, and stopped was formerly the rule, just tn, it r.niis own nreonl in the oth- size of an old fashioned pewtet er, in despite of while siiects and black clothes, the rogue is to be compelled to answer to a legal tribunal for the violation of cer tain statutes in such cases made and provided. Vrosccution Society. The for mation of societies, for the for warding of almost every purpose in life, whether political, civil, re ligious, moral, or social, seems to be all the rage. The Savannah Georgian informs us that a num ber of the citizens of Columbia county, in that State, have formed an association, under the name of platter. It would not take bl: so long for industrious felfcs u read cm. Thomaston IZcg. very same physicians (Messrs. Ithe "Columbia .Moral Prosecuting Marechnl and Boniteau) were (Society," lor the purpose of using called in, together with a third joxtraordinary vigilance in bring nanicd Andre, and gave in a simi-iug .o public prosecution all per lar certificate; it is also added, jsons guilty of violating the laws that Mary .Margaret Metay is at : against gaining, illicit traffic with this moment a thriving farmer in;slaves, and the profanation of the the commune of Bu, with a very pretty wife, who is an excellent manager, and expects every day to present her husband with a fine little Master or Miss Metay. I Aver pool Albion. Method is ts. The W e si ey a n Methodists of the city of Leeds, (England,) have resolved not to receive the Sacrament of the Lord's Supper, except from the hands of the Clergy of the Church of England. Singular and amusing case. A singular application to the civil tribunal of the place has lately excited much amusement as well as attention in the town of Dreux, in France. A child, named Rose Victoire Vivien, had, it seems, been born on the 23d of Sept. 1802, and was duly registered, at the time, before the mayor of the commune of Allaiuville, as a fe male infant, in the presence of her father and other witnesses. From that period to the age of 2G, she has constantly worn a girl's dress, and been considered a female; nay, it is even asserted that some two years since she expressed a determination of becoming a nun, and actually passed three months of her noviciate among the dames Hospitalities of Chartres. The death of her uncle, Denis Vivien, however, having secured to her a rmiall property, her views chang ed, and she began to think of es tablishing herself otherwise in life; but, somehow or ether, the young men of Allalnvillc hesita ted at espousing a damsel of 26, with a rather suspicious looking chin, and Miss Rose Victoire Yi vicn remained in single blessed ness. If public report is to be believed, this order of things was ?vr nn trmon enf Inn. a.. , , . -""'"ii'iu mat Uihs . .uu7 iu iuu;tc!iow should have the audacity to A Yankee Trick. The Dover N. 11. Republican contains an ac count of an impostor who had made his appearance in that town and vicinity, stating that he was an Asiatic Turk, and had been ta ken by pirates when on a trading voyage, put into an open boat and set adrift that lie was picked up afterwards by a British vessel and carried to Quebec, whence he found his way into New-England, lie called himself 18 years efface, spoke Arabic and Latin, but,us he said, was entirely unacquaint ed with the English. After spong ing the good people out of divers sums of money, and procuring certificates from the officers Jf Bowdoin College, and other dis tinguished persons, that he did actually speak Arabic and Lntin and appeared to be an object of! j-naruy, no was suddenly found to be a Yankee in disguise. It is somewhat remarkable that thh Sabbath. One of their rules for bids the members to support any person for office, who is known to violate the law, in playing, either publicly or privately, at any game prohibited. Hard Times. All cry out hard times. Every body is in debt and nothing to pay with. Well then we must be indulgent to cue ano ther, as we must stand in m ed of indulgence. Now h the time to reform to study economy, cur tail expences,simplily the fashion, to wear out old coats, to lessen gown patterns, diminish exterior dimensions of bonnets, let our hats down one story, and to bring into vogue once more our good old substantial homespun "check" and "stripe" Iambs wool and worsted. The ladies, dear crea tures, must set the example. They must turn their harps and pianos into looms and spinning wheels, and shine out of a Sab bath iu all the glory and splendor ot homespun. ft0 1T10re rustling of silks, nor display of laces, when calico and cotton fringe will do us well, and, as the saving is, come much cheaper. Be'sides, as retrenchment is the word, let out your plaits and tacks and lessen your patterns. It is a good time, too, to cstab- ish temperatesocieties, and cheap living societies to make pound cake of corn meal and molasses and restore gluttons from the con srrjuetKs ftf surfeiting hv confi- To make Com Soup. Cut t lie corn from the cob, and boil ir in water until it is sufficiently dout; then pour in new milk, with suit, pepper, and one or two eggs; cur,, tinuo the boiling, and stir in flour in order to thicken it a little. This soup will be superior to the best turtle soup ever made... Wiii.lltri. Cucum bcrs. T he L a n c a s t er Pcnn. Sentinel savs: By cutting ... ' from the vine one cucumber, two, four, or even six may be made ta grow from the stem from whence the single cucumber was taken. Let the cucumber be cut off with a knife, leaving about an eighth oi an inch of the cucumber remain ing on the stem upon which it grew; then slit the stem with a knife from its end to the vine, lea ving a particle of the cucumber to each division, and as many divi sions as remain there will be cucumbers. Sicect Cider. Rack orT 30 ?ai Ions sweet cider; put in one gill of fine salt, and one pound of chalk. This will keep it sweet for two years. Cattle Cured. -A writer in the Richmond Enquirer says: One of my oxen was taken a few days ago very suddenly witli very sin gular symptoms,' such as I had never before seen. He appeared perfectly deprived of the use cf his limbs, and was taken in very rapid succession with convulsions. They came on by a wild gaze oi' the eye, and very apparent sensa tions of horror, lasted generally from two to three, and sometimes as long as five minutes, and da ring the intervals the animal gave evident symptoms of . weariuess. Upon examination I found his horns perfectly cold, which indu ced mc to bore them, and into the holes (made 4 or 5 inches from the head) I poured a strong mix ture of black pepper, salt and vi negar. Not more than fifteen mi nutes elapsed before the convul sions ceased; in less than an hour he fed as usual, and at this time, (three days since his attack) i apparently as well as nnv anima? on rnv farm,