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DIRECTORY
Towi Officers
Mayor—Joshua L. Kwell.
Commissioners—A. Aadcrsoa, N. &
Peel, W. A. Ellison, J. D. Leggett, C. H.
Godwin.
Street Commissioner—J. D. Leggtt.
Clerk—C. H. Godwin.
Treasurer — N. S. Peel.
Attorney—Wheeler Martin.
Chief of Police—J. H. Page.
Ledges
Skewarkee Lodge, No. 9a, A. F and A.
M. Regular meeting every tnd and 4th
Tuesday nights.
Roanoke Camp, No. 107, Woodmen of
the World. Regular meeting every 2nd
last Friday nights.
Church of the Advent
Services on the second fifth.Sun
days of the moath,morning and evening,
and on the Saturdays (5 p.m.) before,
and on Monday s (9 a. m.) after said Sun
days of the month. All are cordially.in
vited. B. S. Us»TU. Rector.
Methodist Cnnrch
Rev. E. E. Rose, the Methodist Pas
tor, has the following appointments:
Every Sunday morning at 11 o'clock and
night at 7 c'clock respectively, except
the second Sunday. Sunday School
every Sunday morning at f:jo o'clock.
Prayer-meeting every Wednesday even
ing at 7 o'clock. Holly Springs 3rd
Sunday evening at j o'clock; Vernon Ist
Sunday evemug at 3 o'clock; Hamilton
?nd Sunday, morning and night; Hassells
2nd Sunday at 5 o'clock. A cordial in
vitation to all to attend these services*
Baptist Church
Preaching on the Ist, 2ml and 4th Sun
days at 11 a. m., and ;:y> p. m. Prsyer
meeting every Thursday night at 7:30
Sunday School every Sunday morning a t
9:30. J. D. Biggs, Superintendent
The pastor preaches at Hamilton on the
3rd Sunday in each month, at 11 a. m.
and 7:30 p. m.. and at Kuldick's Grove
en Saturdsy before every Ist Sunday at 11
a. m., and ou the Ist Sunday at 3p. m.
Slade School House on the 2nd Sunday
at J p. m , and the Biggs' School House
on the 4th Sunday at 3 p. m. Everybody
cordially invited.
R. D. CARROLL. Pastor.
SKEWARKEE IL
LODGE
No. 90, A.F.I A.E AsJA
DIRKCTOK v FOR 1905.
8. S. Brown, W. M.; W.C.Manning,S.
W.; Mc. G. Taylor, J. W.; T. W. Thorn
as, S. D.; A. P. Taylor, J.D; S. R. Biggs,
Secretary; C. D. Carstarphen, Treasurer;
A. R.Whitmore and T.C.Cook, Stewards;
R. W. Clary, Tiler.
STANDING COMMITTEES:
CHARITY —S. S. Brown. W. C. Man
ning, Mc. G.Taylor.
PLMANCB— Joa. D. Bigg*. W. H. Har
cll, R. J. Peel.
RKFRRRNCK— W. H. Edwards, W. M.
Green, F. K. Horives.
ASYLUM—H. W. Stubbs, W. H. Rob
ertson, H. D. Co >k.
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'Phone, 23.
WILLIAMSTON, N. C.
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ATTORNEYS AT LAW
Bank Bnikling, Williamstou, N. C.
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LAWYER
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VILLI AMSTON. N C.
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Special stteatioa gives la esamisia* aad Mk
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ITSII.
•pedal lUmtiofl will W given to tral estate
*s7hc??^s" Wi * fcu> bsjrar sen Isadl
APoem by Joseph Jefferson.
Through the kindness of the
comedian's old friend, E C. Bene
dict. the New York Tribune pub
lished these lines by Jefferson, on
•'lmmortality." Read at thistime
the fable will seem to many persons
like a veritablemessage trom beyond
the grave. Fanciful invention and
quaint humor are the obvious char
acteristics of this unpretentious bit
of verse, and it expresses a convic
tion that its author cherished, with
steadfast faith, all his days. Mr.
Benedict writes:
'•One day last summer, when
Mr. Jefferson and Mr. Cleveland
were taking luncheon on board the
Oneida, in Buzzard's Bay, the con
versation d-ifted to the subject of
a future life. Mr. Jefferson ex
pressed himself as very grateful
for having had more than his share
of the joys of this life, and as be
ing prepared to meet at any mo-
went, the common fate of all. He
said he had lately been 'scribbling
some doggerel' on the subject, aud
be recited his lines to us. I asked
him for a copy of them, which he
said he did not possess, but he
promised to send me. In Feb
ruary I reminded him of his prom
ise, and received a signet! copy of
the verses, which he entitled 'lm
mortality.' It seems as though
these lines construct a beautiful
bridge between.faith and reason."
Immortality.
(By losrpb Jefleriwn.)
Two caterpillars crawling on a leaf
By some strange accident in con
tact came;
Their conversation, passing all be
lief.
Was that same argument, the
very same,
That has been "proed and conned"
from man to man,
Yea, ever since this wonderous
world began
The ugly creatures.
Deaf and dumb and blind.
Devoid of features
That adorn mankind.
Were vain enough, iu dull and
wordy strife, 1
To speculate upon a future life.
The first was optimistic, full of
hope;
The second, quite dyspeptic,
seemed to mope.
Said number one, "I'm sure of our
salvation."
Said number two. "I'm sure of
our damnation;
Our ugly forms alone would seal
our fates
And bar our entrance through
the golden gates.
Suppose that death should take us
unawares. ,
How could we climb the golden
stairs?
If maidens shun as they pass us
bv,
Would angels bid us welcome iu
the sky?
I wonder what great crimes w£
have committed,
That leaves us so forlorn and so
unpitied.
Perhaps we've been ungrateful,
unforgiving;
'Tis plain to me that life's not
worth the living."
"Coine, come, cheer up," the jo
vial ftorm replied,
"Let's take a look upon the oth
er side;
Suppose we cannot fly like moths
or millers,
Are we to blame for being cater
pillars?
Will that same God that doomed
us to crawl the earth,
A prey to every bird that's given
birth " ' \ i
Forgive onr captor as-h* eats and
sings,
And damu poor us because we
haw notwiwga? - *■ 1
If we can't skim the air like owl or
—hut, I —"
A worm will turn 'for a' that.' "
They argued throngh th: summer;
autumn nigh,
The ugly things composed them-
selves to die;
And so to make their funeral quite
complete,
Each wrapped him in bis little
winding-sheet,
The tangled web encompassed them
full soon,
ffijf (Enterprise.
WILLIAMSTON, N. C„ FRIDAY, JtJTSIE 2. 1905.
Each for his coffin made him a
cocoon,
AH through the winter's chilling
blast they lay
Dead to the world, aye, dead as
human clay.
Lo, spring conies forth with all her
warmth and low;
She brings sweet justice from
the realms above;
She breaks the crysalis, she resur
rects the dead;
Two butterflies ascend encircling
her head,
And so this emblni shall forever be
A sign of immortality.
—News and Observer.
The Rothschild Family.
"The king Is dead; long live the
king." The p-ess dispatches yes
terday announced the death in
Patis of Baron Alphonse deßoths
child, the real heir of the great
banking institution of that family
which has representatives all over
Europe. The same dispatch an
nounced that he would lie succeed
ed as head of the fntuily aud bank
ing houses by Baron Alliert deßoths
child, of Brussels. Thus the most
iinportaut man iu the financial cir
cles of Europe passes away land
another of the same family takes
his place and there is not a ripple
or a second's hitch in the conduct
of the magnitude of business con
ducted by these financiers. It may
be said that this family controls the
finances of the governments as wfell
as of the people of Europe; yet,
the head of the svstem dies with
out creating the slightest distur
bance on any exchange or bourse
in the world. Such would not be
the case in America. The death
of any one of the most prominent
financiers of this country would
furnish an excuse to bears aud
bulls on the stock exchanges to
start wild rumors as to the effect
of his death on this or that line of
stocks and efforts would be made
to depress some and advance others.
The founder of this bankin
bouse was Anselm Mayer Roths
child, l>orn in Fraukfort-011-tlie
Main in 1743. He becomes a ban
ker at Frankfort and in 1801 was
appointed agent for the elector ot
Ilesse-Cassel. During the invasion
of the French in 1806 the elector's
private fortuue was intrusted to
him for safe keeping. He per
formed his trust so faithfully that
out of gratitude he was allowed
the free use of the funds for a cer
tain length of time. At the expi
ration of the term he returned the
principal. What he had made by
the use of the money laid the foun
dation of the present immense for
tune of the family. The two chief
foundation stones of this gigantic
banking house are gratitude to a
Tew for faithful performance of a
trust to which there was nothing
but honor to bind him and the
integrity and honesty of that Jew
iu his dealing with the man who
trusted iu his honor, —Wilming
ton Messenger.
9
Dying of Faildt
is in its torments, like dying of
consumption. The progress ol
consumption, from the liegitining to
the very end, is a long torture,
lx»th to victim and friends. "When
I had consumption in its first stage
writes Wm. Myers of Cearfoss, Md
"after trying different medicine
and a good doctor, in vain, I vat.
last took Dr. King's New Discoven
which quickly cured me. '
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Safety lies in Dr. King's New Life
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THE SUiaDE THEORY.
Strawberries Said to be the
Pill of Destruction.
Th is is the season of strawberries
and suicide the first
thought it strikes one as rather in
congruous to mention the two
things together in one sentence
aud one breath. The one calls up
memories most pleasant, while the
other suggests associations repug
nant, aud yet there are those in
Washington who declare, and who
produce argument iu support of
their declaration, that strawberries
aud suicide are closely allied in the
relations of cause and effect. 111
other words, the luscious, red berry
that has caused so many delight
ful sensations to millions of appe
tites and to which apostrophes of
rapture have been indited, is, after
all, only the pill of self-destruction.
Perish the suggestion !
There are several persons in
Washington who testify with more
or less earnestness that the eating
of strawberries produces in thetn
pronounced symtotus of despon
dency and melancholia. After
having filled apt heft system with
strawberries, they declare that,they
become depressed in spirits and
that the cares anil burdens of the
world seem to be rolled down upon
them in a flood, making them
"brothers to the ox" qmd creating
in them a feeling of utter disregard
as to whether the government con
tinues to exist or not. They de
clare they are filled with an incli
nation to let the worst come with
out interposing a hand to prevent
it, and these feelings are attributed
to the effects of the beautiful and
inuoceat-looking strawberry.
Then again, those people who
trace a connection between straw
lierries and suicide, point to the
statistics, which they show
1 hat with the placing of strawber
ries 011 the market the number ot
cases of self-destruction increases,
retching the maximum when tTrfc
berry season is at its height. An
instance is also sighted of a young
nan with apparently bright pros
jicets aud seemingly no cares beset
ling him, who delighted his appe
tite with a large dish of strawlwr
-1 ies and one hour later went to his
room, turned oiji the gas and sliuf
fled off his mortal coil.
What a rude shock would the
universal acceptance of the straw
berry-suicide theory give to the
inner man, that, figuratively speak
ing, shrieks with delight when,
after wading through various
courses of the dinner he finally
emerges to behold at hand tilt
(electable dish of strawberries and
cream, which from behind the soup
jilate at the beginning of the meal
ap|eared afar off, like a pleasant
dream to be realized possibly in the
lim, distant future. According to
the advocates of the theory under
discussion, the plate l>efore you,
heaped high, with large, red, deli
cious berries, each crowned with a
miniature mound of white powder
ed sugar that melts into the de
lightful fruit, and the whole entire
urrounded with rich dairy cream,
conceals some strange influence jx>-
tent to drive men aud women to
end the unequal fight with the
world aud its annoyances.
the spectre of self
-destruction lurking within the
strawberry patch and watching for
11 chance to inoculate each individ
ual berry with the germs of suicide.
Consider the strawberries in the
patch, how they grow; tiiey toil
not, neither do they spin; yet theirs
must be the busy life, dodging
hither and thither in the vain effort
»V) CSCiIW t1 " - ' lr '' : 'dful'»kTftlMß.
Joyless would be the result were
the guvei limcnt scientists filially t>
decide that the strawberry is amen
able to the pure food law and sub
ject to a license.
No more would the stridentsand
disturbing cry of "Strawberries !
Strawberries ! Sice Strawberries !"
be injected into the fantastic and
pleasant dreams of the Washing
ton resident along about 6 o'clock
every summer morning, when sleep
is the sweetest but, under the cir
cumstances, well impossible. Pos-
sibly, however, the Wasliingtonian
would consent after a struggle to
dispense with the resonant cry of
the early morning strawberry huks
ter. There might lie drastic laws
enactid requiring that strawberries
be sold only 011 the preemption of a
reputable physician, aud stipulat
ing th.it each be tabled with the
dreadful skull and cross-bones in
dicating poison. The agitation
might lie carried so far that kind
and Ix-nevolent men and women
would organize " \nti-Strawberry
Leagues," which would permit the
assembling of conventions, the
making of long, "talky" speeches,
and, besides, create a few offices
for those who might have rtmbi
tions to upjH'ar in the public lime
light.
Sjieculations as to the changes
that might result from the general
acceptance of the strawlierry-sui
cide theory might go 011 without
limitation. But, notwithstanding
the effort to put the palatable pro
duct of the patch in disrepute, the
Washington citi/.en doubtless will
continue in the future, as in the
past, to provide for his table straw -
berries and creaiu, strawlierry short
cake and other delightful dishes
containing the fruit, and give nary
a thought to horrid theories or stig
gestiotis.—Washington Star.
Pointed Paragraphs.
It takes a fast man to lieat a
board bill.
Two can play a game of love,
but three make it hard work.
A man whose wife calls him dear
in public usually looks cheap.
If adversity does not crush a
man prosper ty will not spoil him.
The gossip is never so happy as
when she is« relating a tale of woe.
Love is a great help to the girl
who wants to make herself misera
ble.
If a woman really hives a man
she doesn't ask him to give up any
thing for her sake.
One woman dislikes calling on
another almost as bad as the other
dislikes to have her do it.
A man occasionally takes his pen
ill hand but the umbrella he takes
in hand, usualy belongs to another.
If you see a 1 l of women coining
out of church crying, it indicates
that a wedding has just been pulled
off.
When a young man finally gets
married the girls who also ran are
unanimous in condemning his
choice.
Girls are now pirtuig their hair
on one side so its not to be mistaken
fir those misfit men who part theirs
in the middle.
The trouble with the average
man who poses as the architect of
his own forttn e is that lie revises
the plans too often.-Chicagh News.
Reflections of a Bachelor.
The kind of raiment a woman
Speaks of in the plural she seldom
speaks of in public.
When a man lets kiss him
against her will sue always calls
him brave and strong.
Whether a girl is fat or not de
pends 011 whether she is describing
herself or somebody else.
No woman can ever really love
another unless she believes she is a
better housekeeper than the other.
It fakes a pretty hot lie to blister
a woman's tongue if she is brag
ging about the smart things her
children say, i
A woman's idea of a nice, quiet
'est from business for her husband
is a chance for him to mow the
lawn all day.
It makes a woman quiver with
joy to think thatif she were a duch
ess she could be haughty even to
the Cook.
When a man asks a girl to go to
the theater with him she goes a
round telling everybody she has
had another proposal.
Its queer how much more a r raid
a woman is that her dress may
trail in the dust when she has on
low s-hoes and Kay stockings than
when she has on regulation boots.
—New York Press.
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The Apron String.
Once upotf a time a b >y played
about t'ie house, running by his
mother's side: and as he was Ut
ile his mother tier! him to the
strings of her apron.
"Now", she said, "when you
stumble you can pull yourself up
by the apron string .->0 you will
not fall.
The hoy cM that and a,l went
well, and the mother sang at her
work. By and by the boy grew so
tall that his head caine above the
window, he Saw far away gteen
tr e» w.tviug, and a (listing river
th.it flashed i>i the sun. and rising
above all hluepe.iks of in itmtain*.
'Oh mother'*, he said ''u tie
the apron-string ami Ift nut go."
Hut the 1110 her said, "Not now
my child! Only yesterday inu
stumbled, and would have fallen,
hut for the apron-string. Wait yet
"a little, till you are stronger.
So the boy waited, and all went
as before and the mother sang at
tier work.
But one day the boy tound the
door of the house standing open,
for it was spring weather; and he
stood on the threshold and looked
across tlw valley, and saw the
green trees waving, and the swift
tlowiug river with the sun Hashing
on it,and the blue mountain? rising
beyond; aud this time he heard a
voice of the river calling, and it
said "Come!"
Then the boy started foward, and
»s he started, the string of the
apron broke.
•'Oh. how weak my mother's
apron string is cried the boy, he
ran out into the world with the
iiroken string hanging beside hun.
The mother gathered up the other
end of the string and put it in her
bosom and went about her work
again; bid she sang no more
The boy ran on and on rejoicing
in his freedom, and in the fresh
air anil morning sun. He crossed
the valley, and began 10 climb th.
foothills among which the river
llowed swiftly, among the rocks
.nid cliffs. Now it was easy cl mb
iug, aud again it was steep ami
craggy, but always lie looke 1 up
ward at the blue peaks beyond, and
always the voice of the -river was
in his ears, saying, "Conye!"
By and by he came to the brink
of a precipice, over which the river
dashed in a cataract, foaming and
Hashing and sending up clouds of sil
ver spray. The spray filled his
eyes, so that he could not see his
I mting clearly, he grew dizzy,
stumbled and fell. But as he fell,
something above him caught on a
point of rock at the precipice edge,
.nid held him, so that he hung
dangling over the abyss; and when
lie put up his hand to see what
held him, he found it was thebrok-""
•■n string of the aprbn* which still
hung by his side.
"Oh how strong my mother's
apron-string is!' - said the boy, and
he drew himself up by it, and stood
iirm on his feet, and went climb
ing toward the blue peaks of the
mountains.—Laura E. Richardson
in The Golden Window
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kidney disease, as that of C. F.
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