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VOL. VL - NO 48.
DIRECTORY
Tawa oaken
Mayor —l F. Godra.
Ci— iiMim A- Aderson, K. &
M. W. A. Ellison. J. D. Leggett, C. H.
■ilih.
Oak—C. H. Godwin.
T»—■ 111 -S. S- Perl.
i-Wfcwto lUrtk.
CkU U Police—J. H. P»*e.
Mpi
*«—»*»» Ud|t, No. 90, /L r ud A
M. Regwlar aeetiag every md end 4*h
TMij aights.
■ miili 1 Camp. No. wj. Wood** of
the World. Regular anting troy nd
Isat Friday nights
Ckarck *f the Advest
Stmoa oa the second sad Afth Son
days of the aoath, morning and etcahlC.
aadaa the Saturdays ()p.a) Wore,
sad on Mondays (9a. a.) after aid Saa
dafi of the snath. AU arc conlislJy w
riled. B. S. I.ajkUTKK. Rector.
Urtfcsilhf Cant
Rev. E. K Rose, the Method* Pss
tor, haa the following aifuialneab
(bury Swdaj amru lug at 11 o'clock aad
Bight at 7 L'cUnJt mfKtii!d;,axcqt
the —cnad bunlay. Saaday School
every Sunday morning at *>» o'clock.
ftsn« noting every Wulandij even
ht at ) o'clock. Holly Syiac' J»1
Sa liy evening at 3 o'clock; Veraoa lat
Sunday cream* at 3 o'clock; Haaittuw
fad Sunday, morning aad sight, HawrlH
ad Saaday at 5 o clack. A oonlial ia
—*—■— to all to attead these services
Baptist Clvcft
Qtiiarhiax ok the l»t, nd aad 4th Snn
dsysat it a. m . aad ;:jo p m. Prayet
■rrtian every Tharaday Bight at 7:Jo
Saaday School emery Saaday morning at
9:30. J. O. Biggs. Superiatcndent-
The pastor preaches at Haaittoa oa the
3rd Unadiv in each mouth, at it a. at.
aad 7:30 p. m.. aad at Riddick'a Gforc
mm Saturday Wore every Ist Saaday an
a. ■.. aad ua the lat Saaday at 3 pi at.
Slade School House oa the aad Saaday
at 3 p. as. aal the Biggs' School Hooac
mm the 4VI Saaday 4 3 p a. Everybody
canhally invited.
R U. Ctttou. PHMr.
SKEWARKEE JL
LODGE JS^-
RFCMUF.TLE RSY\
Diaacroav Foa 1965.
S. S Brown, W. M.; W.CManning.S
W.; He. G. Taylor. J. W.; T. W. Thorn
as, S O.; A. F. Taylor. j.D; S. R. Biggs.
Secretary; C D. Carstarpbea. Treasurer.
A R. Whitraore aad T.C.Cook, Stewards;
R. W. Clary, Tiler.
STANDING COMMITTERS:
Caaarrv—S. 8. Brown. W. C. Man
aiag. He. (*Taylor.
nauKS-jM. D. Biggs. W. 11. Har
dl, R- J. P*l.
Rtrunci -W. H. Edwards, W. M.
Green P. K. Hotlves.
Aavurx—H. W. Stabbe. W. H. RO6-
ertaoo. H. D. Cook.
Miuhau —l. U. Hattoa.
Professional Cards.
D*. J- A. WHITE.
MWfr DBNTIST
OrncB—MAIM STBKKT*
Faows «
I will be ia Plymouth the fast week la
each month.
W. a. HMttU Vn. *. stUKK
DW> HARRELL it WARREN
PHYSICIANS
AND SURGEONS
OrFICR|n -
BIGGS' DRUG STORK
'Phone No. 2 q
D*- J- PREBLE PROCTOR
PHYSICIAN
AND SURGEON
MCcc ia Molilcy Building
•«: 9*» to to:jo a. m.; 3tosp. a.
'PtfONF. is
BUR ROUS A. CRITCHER,
ATTtMtmcv AT LAW
Oifice: Whaler Martin's office.
'Pbooc, 23.
WILUAMSTOH. N. C.
Fnod* I), viiaaa • t JMw tirmig
WINSTON & EVERETT
ATTORNEYS AT LAV
Bank Building, Wtlli;unstoa. N. C.
s. ATWOOD NEWELL
LAWYER
Ofce ap Hahs ia Hew Hat MM.
" ™ •■«. left ksad WAe. taoofMefa.
VILLIAMSTON X C.
aa riKlki «t»ne»€i aufco are 4e*n*J
Aseciol Xialu gKea Montah«a^mt
' 1 ■ RfwsMW WrwaßMl. 1
H— L PHO—TA
HOW SHE BUTT IN
ftar years Mra. Admiagton ted
wanted a telephone la the bouse, hat
her haahasl had aot aaea kh way
daar to haviag oaa till recently, it
waa a day of Joy aad triumph lor the
little lady when, lastly. Ua inatrn
meat waa fastened to the wall over
the Adaingtoa's front stair leading.
It waa w a circuit with other phones
aad whoa the hall rang la one house
R raag la tea' others. The Admlng
tnas. like every family oa the liae
had a certain number af rings far
their own particular call, but tt took
thaa aoae Ume to get over being
atartled wbea aay other number waa
The aaonUag after the 'phoae waa
hMIIH Mia. Admiagton started to
pot tt to most practical use, that of
Miahl thaw* f*yi dinner from the
irtet She was thinking how plot, r
aat R waa Just to riag a ball aad tell
the giuta what to send.
She took dowa the receiver aad pat
It to her ear, but waa somewhat vex
ed toh ear a man's voice aad discover
that the liae was busy. * „
TH have to wait, and I'm is each •
harry." she pouted, but. remembering
aa erraad la another part of the
house, ahe busied herself for a few
minates Her next try at the 'pk ae
foead the liae atiU busy. Bbe fld.jet
ed hi a little chair for a minute that
mad tea aad tbea weat to the
'phoae again, saying to herself:
These people must be through talk
lag by this time."
Bat they were not, aad as Mrs. Ad
mingtow took dowa the receiver for
the third Usae to call up ceatral she
heard the emphatic declaration of a
very decided young aromaa:
-Weil. I don't care, l'a gulag to
■any hia anyway."
"Bat how kag did you aay yoa
have know hlaT" be was asking the
young soman
"Why. I've known him only two
weeks," waa the reply, "but I've aeea
hia aa awful lot in that time."
"Well, doa't you think two weeks a
pretty abort acquaintance to marry
oa?" urged the man.
"It would be la most cases," admit
ted the young woman, "but with as
It's difereat He's awfully sice, aad
he likes an, and 1 like him, sad he
doeswt waat to wait. He doesa't be
lieve la loag engagements, aad aeither
doL"
"Why, you're a simpleton." was
Mia. Adaiastoo's mental comment as
she shifted from one foot to the other
aad moved a little aearer to the phone
1 ,ust as the man's voice was asking:
"Isn't he willing te give you tlae
to get ready T A aromaa can't be mar
ried conveniently oa a day's notice.
Wont ha give you a month of six
weeks Cor that?"
"Not** wss the answer. "He's co
lag away within a month, and he
wsats to be married so 1 can go with
hISL~
"Well. I don't want yoa to think me
too mock of a meddler," came back
the voice of the man. "1 only want to
saggrst things that seem to be for
yoar good Now, you say you've
known this man two weeks. Are you
sare yon will care for him at the end
af two Booths? Wouldn't It be well
to wait that long and seer*
"Made for the madhouse," muttered
lira Admingtoo to herself, losing all
patience.
"And how old did yon say he waaf"
"Forty."
"And you are twenty T"
"Well. I'll be twenty-one in a cou
ple of months."
"Aad bow old are his children?"
"The boy is fifteen aad the girl
only ten." spoke up the young lady.
"Well," he began, hopelessly, "all I
sea say to you is that if you marry
that ana after having known him only
two weeks you will do a very foolish
thing, aad in looking after those chil
dren yon will certainly have your
work cut oat for you."
"I don't car* if 1 kfc" came the
votee of the youag woman snappish
ly- "I've thought it all over and I'm
going to marry him aay way"
Mrs. Admingtoo wasn't able to con
tain herself any longer. She had no
aooper heard the young lady'a ulti
aaium than she broke Into the con
versation with:
"Boat you do 1C If you do yon'tw
a perfect goose aad you ought to
know it"
Mrs. Admiagton heard gasps of sar
prlae from the other two. and theft
the voice of the mas:
"Well, who ia thunder are you?"
"I'm not in thunder anybody," snap
ped Mrs. Admiagton. "hot I'm consid
erably older than the youag lady at
the other end of this wire sad. I've
•earned a few things she ought to
kaow before she marries n maa twice
as eld as herself and with two chil
dren as big as ahe Is."
"Pity you dldat learn aot to listen
to private oanveraations," snapped the
voice of the Voting woman.
"Aad another pity yon don't know
better thaa to discuss sack matters
over a telephone," retorted Mra. Ad
miagton spicily. "But I'm glad you
did. far it gives me a chance to tell
pan you re s little simpleton if yoa
marry that man and youll regret It
before the yenr ia out. He's old
enqngh to be poor father and he
wants yon to marry him before you've
prepared eaough clothes to get yon
decently oat of town. He ought to
be ashamed of hlmaelf and you ought J
to be apaaked. flood-by."
And then Mra. Admiagton hung up
the receiver with a rap that almost
brake the BBok.
"I've glvaa that young woman a
piece at my mind and I hope tt will
do her aoae good. Bat I dont sup
--me tt wltt. Next time I catch her ■
en my taiaphnne ahe will probably be
1 asking sain lawyer to cat her a di-
fflj t(Eatfrorisf.
WILLIAMSTON, N. C., FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 15. 1905.
THE LOVE CHASE
There's the chnrch!" cried Monica. '
"Where?" said Jack, a little indif
ferently.
There! Coat you eee the spire 1
Just peeping up through the trees?
Pat yoar head out of the window."
"No. thank yoa. I might get A
apark or eotaething in my eye."
Monica sighed deeply. "1 think yoa
, might try." she pretested,
t "I am trying. I've been trying ever 1
since we left Raker street. 1 sm 1
| bound to adatit. however, that op to
That'll da If 'l'd known yoa
•event totag to play the game I " J
Jack raee hastily, took otf bis straw
! hat aad thrhst his head out of the
window.
"Can roe see it?" asked Monion.
"MO. Ok. yes! Quite reminds one '
, —Dnma!" He Bang blmselr back into
the neat, aad craped in a pocket for
; hia handkerchief.
"Dont aay It's a spark!" pleaded
j Monica.
"1 shall call It something worse
thaa that ia a minute "
~I*B so sorry! It wss my fsdH
l«t ae see If I can get It out."
She aat dowa beside him. took the
. handkerchief, wetted one corner and
screwed tt inU), a point.
"Now open yon eye. la it at the top
! or the bottom?"
"I donao. It'a hurting most eon
' foundedly, wherever tt Is."
"Poor boy! Try to k«>ep quite still.
, Look down."
"I am looking down. Don't keep on 1
Jabbing like that."
"I am not Jabbing. Jack. It'a no uae
ger*)ng In a temper about tt. I'm do- 1
lag my best."
"Better leave tt alone and let tt '
aoae oat by Itself "
"Thea tt may go on hurting you '
all day. Keep still a moment 1 I mm
| R!"
"Look oat!"
"ciytTm! It's only a tiny litUe
speck, sflor ail."
"You wouldn't think tt so tiny If tt
had been ia your eye, I'll bet."
"I expect aoC Hallo! Here we are!"
"That's a new porter." whispered
Monica , as they descended the steps.
"Very likely. They don't generally 1
keep thea at stations like this for live 1
■ years, yoa know."
"five years iant so very long."
"Isn't it?" Jack's tone was sig
aiOcaat. Monica said nothing.
"1 wonder If nay one will remem
ber nar said Monica.
{ "I hope aoC"
"Why?"
"Oh, I don't know! Only we used to
be so frightfully - «hat d* you call
RT"
"1 dldat know you objected so
I strongly to being in love."
"I don't. 1 mean, 1 didn't. No, I
dont."
They were outside the village now,
and a few minutes would bring them
to the lane that led to the wood of
many memories. Monies stopped, and
looked her husband squarely in the
face.
"Before wo g» aay farther,' ahe be
gan. "I should Ilka "
j "A drink? Wa've passed all the
pa bo."
"1 shan't go. I abail go back to the
station aad take the next train to
town. I was a fool ever to come. I
, might have known that a man like
"It's no one struggling," said Jack
, And he kissed her.
Half way ap the lane they came to
a cottage. Five years ago. they bad
I been wont to take tea at that cottage 1
The old lady who the wa>
; sttn aillig It, aad they stayed there
for quits aa boor,
f "Doesa't this remind you," whisper
ad Monies.
"It's the very ssme blend." ssld '
Jack, peering into his cup with a son
j tlmental eya.
Monlcn's heart sank. There wr
nothing left for It now but the wood
"perhaps we are making a mistake 1
after all." she observed. Her eye*
were very wide open, for she wss 1
looking dowa S flickering glade tbat 1
led to a dell. It was in that deli '
I that the primroses used to grow. In- 1
ddently. too. Jack had proposed to 1
her there" / I
"Lot's chance it." be suggested, and 1
; began to make a way for her through
the brami lea. I
They wandered about the wood for '
rather more thaa an hour. Here was 1
the carious little knoll that Monica 1
bad called her throne; there the ditch I
that Jack bal fallen Into becauxe he '
would look at Monica instead of where I
be was going. Today he was picking
his way with the utmost care. 11
I At last tt began to grow dusk. Jack I
knocked the ashes out of bis pipe '
aad buttoned ap his coat. Monica.
pretending not to notice, led him to *
the dell. , 1
j "Better not climb down," said Jack. *
"It's sure to be damp."
"Never mind. Come on!" she aelz
ed him by the hand snd dragged him
down.
-Pretty little spot," saldtJack, All I
lag another pipe. t
i "I love tt." She paused a moment, t
aad then added. "Do yon remember. 1
| "Stop! Dont speak to me for a
moment!" His month wss open, his
eyes screwed ap. He sneexed!
"You're hateful!" cried Monica.
"How could I help tt? I told you this
* place was damp."
"Dont speak to me! 11l never
I She stopped short tamed her back !
on him. aad whipped oat ber handker
chief.
j "Please dont cry." he pleaded,
j She waved him back. Was Is poo- .
Bible that- ? Taa! Hurrah!
Monica had sneezed.—Keble How- "
art. in The Sketch.- J
HOW TNK OYSTER SLEEPS.
On Hie Uft Side. but Which to Mto
Left SMeT
"Why doea *■ oyster sleep and UTI
on Its left side?" asked i man who la
Interested tn the question of oyster
culture, la the New Orleans Timee
Democrat -Well. I sopiiose we will
hare to put the question to natare,
and nature has her own w*y ef ans
wering questions. I tare been fooling
around In the oyster waters of Louisi
ana and Mississippi for a good many
years, and I im to a position to any
that the oyster always remains on Its
toft side. By this I mean that this
4s the natural position of the oyster.
I may remark parenthetically that this
to one of the difficulties oyster eultur
tsts hsve to desl with, for to Imbed
ding oysters and bunching then, an
oyster Is occasionally thrown upoa his
right side ind wedged no thst he can't
turn over, lie simply dwindles away
and dlea by degrees.
"Put upon his right side snd forced
to remain upon his right slds the oys
ter cannot Urn. Of coarse, there Is an
explanation of this peculiarity. The
right hand part of the oyster shell Is
put In Its natural position, that is. on
Its left side. It requires but a small
amount of physical energy to open
and raise the right hand sec'lon of
the shell when the oyster waats to
fenl. Reverse the position and put
the oyster on the right hand aide, and
we Hud an extremely difficult problem
from the oyater's standpoint. In or
der to open the shell for fwillng pro
cesses It is neve-umry for the oyster
to raise, not only the weight of the
left hand *i«-tlouj»f the ahcll, but Its
own weight.
"We can readily understand the
difficulty and e\en the Impossibility of
this task. If we know anything at all
about the architecture of the oyster
shell and the nature and constitution
of the oystar 80, If wo reverse the
natural position of the oyster, put him
on his right hand aide and wedge him
In so ha can't turn over we almply
«n other and starve bim to death. Of
co rse. I am Just theorising shout this
thing. Tbero may be some other ex
planation of the left-handed life of the
oyter. but from my experience I am
ln Ined to think the explnnailon given
a reasonable one."
HOW TO DO IT.
A Method In Seme of Our Drug
Stores.
"1 noticed." said the druggist, to bla
assistant, "that a gentleman came In
with a prescription, and that you took
It and gave bim the stufT tor about
three minutea What do you mean by
tbatr*
"It was only a little carlmlic acid
and water." replied the assistant. "I
limply bad to pour a few drachms of
acid Into the bottle snd till It up with
water."
"Never mind If you had only to do
that." the drugget declared. "Don't
you know that .every prescription inust
ake at least half an hour to dispense,
or the customer will think he Isn't
getting anything for bla moaeyT
* When a prescription for lalt and
wnaror peppermint and eoagh syrup
is handed to you. yon must look st It
doubtfully, as If It were very hard to
mako up. Then you must bring It tn
rue. and wo will both read It and
abake our heads After that you go
back to the customer and aak him If
be wanta It today, to neu he aaya he
doea. yon answer that you'll make a
special effort.
"Now, a patient appreriatee a pre
scription that there haa boon so much
trouble over, and when hi takes It he
derives wna benefit from It. Hut
don't you do any more af that tlirea
minute prescription business, my !>oy,
If you want to beconie a flrst-cfass
druggist."—Boston Herald.
Singing Into a Phoaograph.
A young woman who makes her Us
ing by singing Into phonographs talked
the other day about her job. "In tbl*
work," aha aald, "there is one great
difficulty, and that la the absence of
sn audience When a singer comes
out before a big audience to ling the
sight of all those persons li frighten
ing to ber but at the istiue time it Is
Inspiring: It keys bar up: it takes her
out of herself and beyond herself. She
does better than she would have
thought It imsslble to do. Kinging
Into a phonograph Is hard because
there Is nothing there to Inspire and
Intoxicate you. Instead of a house of
people eager to be pleased you have
an empty room and a liig cylinder.
Hence you feel dull and dumpy. Yon
can't put Into your voice the bril
liance the exhilaration and the sympa
thy that come of Uicuicou when
there are human eara listening and un
detstanding. Some of - the best sing
ers can't sing into the phonograph at
all solely on this account. Others
can't slug Into It unleae they have tok
en r. glass or two of cbamjiagne. I,
with hard work. Have managed to pro
duce my votoe at Its beat for the ma
chine Just as I do on the stage, but
In this I am singular. The persons
who can sing Into phonographs eo aa
to do themselves Justice are few and
far between."—Philadelphia Record.
Technical Education in England.
I taring the year of lIWI-19U2 the
total amount spent on technical edu
cation by local authorities to England
and Walea waa $5,296,995. ▲ part of
this was raised by ipeclal loans for
the purpose but the major part came
from moneya alloted from the customs
and excise.
Milk for School Children.
The Chicago Board of Education ha*
proposed to famish pasturlxed milk
at a penny a bottle for the pupils to
ev»rjr public school as a solution of the
Impure water problem.
WOMEN AS AERONAUTS.
French Woman Are Conspicuous he
Atrial Contests.
Ballooning la becoming quite a wo
man'i pastime. No fewer than seven
women have been going to for aa
aerial contest Five of them were pas
sengers In balloons competing for ths
navigation prise. In this contest the
aeronauta have each to name a local
ity before as their probable
destination. The balloonist coming to
earth nearest to the point chosen by
him to the winner. The flve feminine
passengers In question were Madanea
Polypla. liaison, de la Riviere. O'Oor
msn and Mile, de Csitlllon de Baint-
Vlctqr.
After these ladles had atarted from
the Aero Club grounds at 8t Cloud,
the spot whence M. Santoe-Dumont
won the Deutich prise, the Duchess
dVsea and Madame Lemalre both
went up. the former In the Blrtus of
1.000 meters, captained by the Itae
d'l'xes and the latter In the Aero
Club No. S of 1.200 cubic meters, with
M. I .era aire and two other -gentlemen
on board. The duchess and Madame
Lemalre were both trying for the
"l.ady Aeronaut's Challenge Cup."
presented by a sporting weekly and
carried off last year by Madame Ba
valle.
The trophy goes to the lady cover
ing the longest distance in 0110 balloon
lourney to tho year. Madame Karai
te's record In 1902 waa 253 miles, from
Paris to Neu Breisach In Germany.
Right balloons, all told, of the ordinary
sptiorlcal shape, went up in the two
preaeut contests, M. Santos Pumont
sailing over In hla navigable airship
from Neuilly to aee them stall The
Duchess d'l'ies, after traveling all
night, only landed la the plain of So
logne. near Orleans, and has not
therefore, won the cup. Madame La
-111 aI re got no farther than Bt. Ouen. a
northern suburb of Parli. As the cup
la to become finally the property of
the holder. If her record renialm un
broken for a year, Madame Karaite,
who accomplished ber trip to Neu
Rreiiacb on July 1, 1002. stands a good
chance of keeping the trophy.
To the Santos-Dumonk No. • has
fallen the honor of being the first
airship to ha steered by a feminine
hind. The distinction of being tho
first woman navigator of the air haa
lieen aecured by Mile. De Costa, a
young couutry-woman of Santo ita
uiont The owner of the airship re
linquished hla poat. at the wheel.
Mile, de Costa clambered up In tbe
••ar and tbe balloon rose with the lady
alone on board. The guide ro|ie waa.
it Is true, held by mechanlca down be
low. but Mile, dn Coata took tbe wheel
•snd safely put the veslel through ore
'»r two simple evolution!. Thus gw.
«d. the airship conveyed the lady from
Bagatelle to the Polo Club grounds,
where Mjllle. de Costa alighted, natur
ally rather proud of herself, and waa
congratula'ed by her friends. A well
kqown actress of light comedy, who
as long ago ai two yean began beg
ging and Imploring M. Santos Ilumont
to take her up in one nf hla airships,
la now nashlng lier' teeth with envy.—
Paris Correspondence London Tela
graph.
Portunea In Songs.
Mr. W. 8. Gilbert and Mrs. DOyly
Carte have explained the apparent
drop In the value of tbe copyright of
the Savoy operas. The subject re
calls that the sale rights of popular
longs are also assets of more value
than one would Imagine. For Instance,
'.he copyright of Mascheronl'a "For All
Bternlty" sold for 12.240, "Anchored"
realized f1,250. "Tell Her I Dove Her
So," £405; "Goodbye, Sweetheart,
(food-bye," £402: "Ma Cnrly-lleaded
Babby," £800; "TJje Arab's Farewell to
till Steed." £O4O. Even piano forte
studies possess a valuable copyright
Mr Oscar Rorllnger's aeries, written
for tbe benefit of musical students,
retching the large sum of £2.200.
What songs like "Nazareth," "Tbe
Lost Chord," "Tommy Atkins," and
'Soldiers of the Queen" bave realised
In their time is only known to the mus
ical publishers; but tbe profits must
have been Immense. The copyright
of 'Kbren on tbe Ilbine," purchased by
the publishers for a trifle, proved a
■nrall gold mine, 50,00(1 copies being
sold In nine months. "Nancy Lee" li
responsible for a sale of over 2.'51,1»10,
and, like "Charley's Aunt." la still
running.—Men snd Women.
to the Toothless Age Coming?
Aa civilization advances human teeth
are deteriorating. There appears to be
no doubt about that. The statement
la amply confirmed by dentists and
physicians Iteiltlitry has reached
•ho dignity of a aclentlflc trade, and
yet It doei not see in U> have induced
tbe preservation or tbe formation of
better teeth. One would tblnk that tbe
dentists would be the tost oooa to wor
ry about the deterioration of human
teeth. If 1 here were no decadent or
defective teeth the dental cbalrs would
be vacant But whether the appre
henalon which tbe dentlits profess to
feel over tbe decline of tbe American
inolar is merely a manifestation of
professional zeal or not, the fact that
tbey agree upon the point is interest
ing and significant.—Chicago Record-
Herald.
T
The Untrammeled Girl of Today.
ID former generations we were told
that glrla kicked over tbe traces be
cause tbey were curbed In too tightly.
Now not even a ribbon holds them,
and they are galloping on at a pace
whlcb leaves chaperons and mothers
breathleeely behind, and each girl
seems to be becoming a tow unto her
self, only occasionally hampered by
some big fence, which will probably
be Jumped If the temptation Is great
enough, snd If there Is reasonsble pos
sibility of bsr bains able to crawi back
uuparcelved.
Flm Hm—HP'S pni « tp-nealogy.
Lnmi lien—Yo. Iw aimahis uioth
«'i DHftbaT «u thr |;uutk' that bud the
golden egg-
R«ugh on Him.
Hi (mlliMMindlrl —At your «>m
bi rl I will dan- aoylliintt I will wvk
Bat 'be rralm* «f thv i«.r. al polo
B>.« (rabbinic Krr ciH*-k| —l>m'l ynn
thi 4, drum, run had Utter w k out
Ik* n*lau of name twrl» r |mle?
A Boarder's Idea.
Pint Bnanh-r—What ihi job think oi
lb* batter?
K-roa I Buwrder A pretty strong
InpaUll"'
She'd Have to Get Up
fWfm
(fkyisf- 11
Mrs New pop—l don't know what to I
do to get Slarr Auu up in tho inuruiiig.
I've tried tb tlanu rtrk, but it'a of no '
mm.
Mr. Kewpop—L*-t 11»« luby nimn in
ber rousn.
Extensive.
Father—And do yon think ho lores
you much?
Dsoffhter Harfa ! Why. papa, he
•ays ha lore* the Terr land I automobile
over.
It Deperdt-
Yfsrt—Wbeoer. r >oro« new territory
is opened np there I* a. ways a rush far
the place, is these not?
'Mnssosibenk—W«U, not If a volcano j
op»-na up tkt tssritey.
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