STOMACH MISERY
GAS. INDIGESTION
Tape's Dlapepsin" fixes sick,
sour, gassy stomachs in
five minutes.
Time It! In five minutes all stomach
distress will go. No indigestion, heart
burn, sourness or belching of gas, acid,
or eructations of undigested food, no
dizziness, bloating, or foul broath.
Pape's Dlapepsin Is, noted for it#
•peed in regulating upset stomachs.
It is the surest, Quickest and most cer>
- inHlgmitlnp remedy in the who la
world, and besides it is harmless.
Please for your sake, get a large
fifty-cent case of Pape's Dlapepsin
from any store and put your stomach
right. Don't keep on being miserable
—life is too short —you are not here
long, so make your stay agreeable.
Eat what you like and digest it; en-
Joy it, without dread of rebellion
' the stomach.
Pape's Dlapepsin, belongs In your
home anyway. Should one of the fam
ily eat something which don't agree
with them, or in case of an attack of
Indigestion, dyspepsia, gastritis or
stomach derangement at daytime or
during the night, it Is handy to give
the quickest relief known. Adv.
Orderly Service.
A Methodist parson, called to prerfch
at an out-of-the-way town In California
was informed, before entering the pul
pit, that he must be careful, as many
m of the assembled congregation were
"roughs," and would not hesitate to
pull him from the pulpit if his remarks
did not suit them.
The minister made no reply, but
having reached the sacred desk, he
took from his pocket two revolvers,
and placing one on each side of the Bi
ble, gave a shary glance around the
room and said: "Let us pray."
A more orderly service was never
held. —National Monthly.
SAGE TEA AND SULPHUR
DARKENS YOUR GRAY HAIR
Look Year® Younger! Try Gfandma'a
Recipe of Sage and Sulphur
and Nobody Will Know.
Almost everyone knows that Sage
Tea and Sulphur, properly compound
ed, brings back the natural color and
lustre to the hair when faded, streaked
or gray; also ends dandruff, itchirtg
scalp and stops falling hair. Years
ago the only way to get thie mixture
was to make it at home, whichvja
mussy and troublesome.
Nowadays we simply ask at any
drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sul-
phur Hair (Remedy." You will get a
large bottle jor about 50 cents. Every*
body uses thlß-old, famous recipe, be
cause no one tan possibly tell that
you darkened your hair, m It does It
so naturally and evenly. You dampen
a sponge or soft brush with It and
draw this through your hair, taking
one small strand at a timer by morn
ing the gray hair disappears;" and
after another application or two, your
hair becomes beautifully dark, thick
and glossy and you look years younger.
—Adv. %
Absent Minded.
She (after the elopement)—l
received a letter from my father. Dear
papa is so absent-minded. , v
He —In what way?
She—He Inclosed a lot.of millinery
and dress making bills, ajid forgot to
put in the money to pay for them.
IS EPILEPSY CONQUERED?
New Jersey Physician dUld to Have
Many Cures to His Credit.
Red Bank. N. J. (Special).—Advices
from every direction fully confirm
previous reports that the remarkable
treatment for epilepsy being admin
istered by Dr. Perkins of this city, it
achieving wonderful results. Old and
stubborn cases have been greatly
benefitted and many patients claim to v
have been entirely cured.
Persons suffering from epilepsy
should write at once to Dr. H. W.
Perkins, Branch 49, Red Bank, N. J«
tor a supply of the remedy which la
being distributed gratuitously.—Adv.
Rapid Revision. v
"Bloob has turned cubist." ;
"Rot!"
"Sold his first picture for a thou
sand."
***Tne!"
Sometimes Apply It Lightly.
For outs, burns, scalds, soreß and
open wounds always apply Hanford'a
Balsam lightly, but be sure that It
oovers and gets to the bottom of the
wound. A few light applications are
generally all that ia needed to heal
this class of difficulties. Adv.
The Bame. -
"My dear, this pie tastes just a bit
gtale —it must be yesterday's."
~* r '" replied Mrs. Harderust, "and
If you don't eat it today It will be to
morrow's!"
COLDS & UGRIPPE
6 or 6 doses 6M will break any caae
of Chills A Fever, Colds * LaGrlppe;
tt acta on the liver better than Calo
mel and does not gripe or sicken.
Frlee 15c. —Adv. f
* ;
Let ua never waste our time, it may
cone in handy to apply on a jail sen
tence later.
There no as* in worrying—and
there ia no use In telling people there
la no use
». •
WORLD HAS HAD A
FORTUNATE YEAR
No Terrible Catastrophe Has
Marked the Twelvemonth.
DEATH TAKES NOTABLE MEN
General Success of the Democrats and
Btartllng Developments South of
the Rio Grande Chief Events
In Western Hemisphere.
■ New York.—Taken all In all, the
year 1913 has been a happy and rather
fortunate one for the world In gen
eral. It was not marked by any great
catastrophe, such as the San Francisco
earthquake or the Titanic disaster; it
saw the end of the wars In the Bal
kans, it witnessed .the inauguration of
a Democratic president in the United
States, followed by genuine tariff re
duction without financial panic.
The death roll for the past year ha«
hit the financial world rather hard, In
cluding such notable figures as J. P.
Morgan, Henry M. Flagler and James
R. Keene. The Roman Catholic
church also lojt two of ita most ven
erable cardinals, Oreglla, dean of the
sacred college, and Rampolla, once
secretary at the Vatican and who
would have been pope Instead of Plus
X had not the emperor of Austria vot-«
ed against him.
In the United States political de
velopmente have been extremely In
teresting, but not startling. Every
thing seems to have gone the way of
the Democrats. Democratic victories
were won last November in New York
city, the state of New Jersey and
state of Massachusetts. Congress has
piSMi fIM eorrnncy bill, and the bank
ing Interests of the country are ad
justing themselves to It
As alarmed as high finance may
have been when It was learned that
President Wilson believed in Shermsin
law should be "clarified," business and
financial interests have apparently be
come convinced that the president's
attitude is not one of opposition, but
rather an attitude In which he would
consult and confer wlth> business and
finance to remedy evllfe generally ad
mitted to exist. " i. t
Doings In Mexico.
South of the Rio Orande develop
ments have been startling and rapid.
The year 1913 saw In Mexico the as
sassination of President Francisco Ma
dero, Vice-President Pino Suarez and
Gustavo Madero, brother of the presi
dent, the usurpation of the presidency
by Gen. • Victorlano Huerta, boosted
into that position by General Felix
Diaz. Then came the rupture between
Diaz and Huerta, with the practical
banishment of Diaz. Later In 1913
came the rise of Venustiano Carranza,
leader of the constitutionalists In the
north of Mexico, with the result that
the powerful northern states of Mex
ico are now under his control. Scarce
ly had Carranza become famous than
Francisco "Pancho" Villa, former ban
dit, with a price on his head, leaped
into the limelight as a rebel leader
serving Carranza, and it Is now ques
tioned whether Carranza or Villa Is
the stronger In the leadership of the
constltutionall^fe^fSfces,
In its relations with Mexico the
United States has stood firm. Karly
in his administration President Wilson
announced his determination to with
hold recognition from the Huerta ad
ministration, and although much
pressure has been brought to bear,
the president has refused to change
his attitude. Efforts have been made
to induce Huerta to retire and allow a
fair and honest election, without re
eult. Today the United States has a
heavy armed force at the border and'
an impressive array of battleships off
the coast
There have been several marriages
of importance In the past year, and
a number of engagements of promi
nent persons announced. Foremost in
the mlndß of Americans, of course, Is
the wedding of Miss Jessie Woodrow
Wilson, daughter of the president
Assassinations of the Year.
Barring Mexico's barbarous achieve
ments, there have been few assassina
tions In countries generally recognized
as being civilized. George I, king of
Greece, was assassinated by a mad
anarchist in Salonika, March 18. In
Turkey the commander-in-chief of the
Ottoman.forces In the Balkan wars,
Enver Bey, was slain on February 17.
This was followed soon after by the
assassination of Nasim Pasha, Turkish
premier. Turkey and Mexico appear
to have been contending with each
other for, honors In the line of assas
sination, with Mexico slightly in the
lead.
European 1 affairs have gone along
rather as usual, barring a few extra
startling outbursts by suffragists in
England, such as the sensational sui
cide of the young suffragette who
threw herself before the king's horse
In the derby was killed. Politi
cally England has been In a,furor,
which, however, la nothing out f of the
ordinary. The year has seen the very
remarkable "rebellion" of. Ulster, un
der the direction of 81r Edward Car
•On. and the organisation of an "army"
of Ulatermeo to resist enforcement of
the home rule bill should it pass par
liament. , v
England has also had ita share of
labor troubles. There have been large
•tiikaa at home and In Ireland, not
ably the Dublin riota, led by Jim Lar
kin. All of the European powers have
gone on aa heretofore in the conatrao
tloa of baUleehlpe, and the "armed
camp" policies of Germany, England,
THE ENTERPRISE, WILLXAMSTOW, WORTH CAROLINA.
France and Russia are stronger than
ever, possibly made ao by the Balkan
wara. • ■ • '
There have been aome few epata be
tween France and Germany, but noth
ing in any way approaching a breach
of diplomatic relations. The falling of
a couple of Qerman war balloona on
French territory created aome little
excitement, aa did the mobbing of
aome Qerman aubjecta by French citl
zena in border towna. France, aa well
aa the United Statea, underwent a
presidential election In 1913, placing a
very democratic and a very diplomatic
person in the office of chief executive
—President Poincare.
In the Far Esst
In the far east several things of mo
ment occurred in 1913, among tbem
the Chinese rebellion and establish
ment of a republic, and in Japan the
death of the Mikado and the succes
sion of his son and the anti-American
demonstrations and riots aa a result
of the adoption of the anti-alien land
owning law In California.
In the realm of Bcience and explora
tion there have been but few develop
ments that could positively be desig
nated ae history-creating. l
The discovery of the south pole and
the disaster to the Scott expedition
both occurred in 1912, although the
fate of Captain- Scott was" not made
known to the world until 1913, Dr.
Fredrich Franz Friedmann, discover
er of a "cure" for tuberculosis, made
his appearance in 1913, but the value
of Dr. Friedmann's "cure," and other
"cures" for that dread disease an
nounced at about the same time, are
very much open to doubt. Great strides
have undoubtedly been made in the
treatment of cancer, but no positive
cure has yet been discovered, although
much has been learned about the value
of
is. progressing rapidly,
Much attention to aeronautics has
been paid by the various European
governments from a military stand
point, bufr-no means of making aero
planing anywhere near safe have yet
been discovered. France has organized
and trained a military aviation corps
that would unquestionably be of great
value In case of war, and Germany
has devoted much time and money to
dirigible ballooning. The United
States has spent some $50,000 during
the year in military experiments in
aviation.
The number of deaths resulting from
aviation has not been especially large.
Aviators have died. Just as aviators
died In 1912, and Germany suffered a
number of disastrous accidents to Zep
pelin dirigible balloons. Many of the
accidents of aeroplanes resulted from
fancy exhibition flying and military
experiments. The year 1913 saw the
first aeroplane flight over the Panama
canal.
On the Panama Canal.
In Panama great developments have
taken place. October 10 last saw the
dynamiting of Gamboa dike, belng»the
removal of practically the last serious
obstruction In the big ditch. The ca
nal Is now almost completed, so far as
a trans-continental waterway Is con
cerned, although not yet prepared for
the passage of steamers from ocean to
ocean. Work has also been begun on
the buildings and grounds for the great
Panama-Paclflc International exposi
tion, to be held in San Francisco In
1916, as a celebration of the formal
opening of the Panama canal. In this
connection it may be mentioned some
slight International ill feeling may
have been caused by the refusal of the
British and German government to
participate officially In the San Fran
cisco exposition. German ahd Eng
lish merchants, however, will take paft
on their own accounts.
The United States
itself that, barring of Hans
Schmidt, the New York priest, there
have been few gruesome and startling
murders during the year.
New York state furnished the most
sensational bit of local politics of the
year In the Impeachment and removal
of Qov. William Sulzer, followed by
Suiter's nomination by Progressives
and election to the state assembly.
In the world of sports the United
States still stands supreme. \ln addi
tion to humbling the British polo cup
challengers, the United Statea further
shocked Johnny Bull when Francis
Oulmet, the youthful golf wonder,
walked away from the English experts
in the national open golf championship
at Brookllne, Mass., and by the win
ning of the international Davis tennis
cup. America's supremacy In sports
was further recognized during the year
when King Gustavo of Sweden pre
sented the American atfiletes with the
, medals and trophies won at the Olym
pic games in Stockholm in 1913. The
sporting world suffered a shock, how
ever, when It was learned that "Jim"
Thorpe, the famous Carlisle Indian
athlete really belonged in the classi
fication of "professional." He volun
tarily renounced the trophies he had
won aa an jjnateur in the Olympic
games.
Here are the leading events of the
year:
Disasters, Fires, Floods.
Floods In Ohio, many killed, much
suffering and great damage done.
Floodslp the Mississippi valley as a
result of Ohio floods.
Tornado destroys "pfcrt of Omaha,
Neb. ■■■
Zeppelin L-8 exploded October 7.
Twenty killed.
Gas explosion near Pittsburgh kills
120 miners.
Long Beach, Cel., pier gives way,
killing 35 persons.
. .' Disastrous floods In Texas, early
part of October.
Firedamp In Welsh mine entombs
981. Five hundred rescued alive.
Two hundred and eighty miners en
tombed following mine explosion at
1 Dawson, N. M. Twenty-three rescued
•live.
Steamship Nevada strlkss a mine la
* • •»-
Gulf of Smyrna. ' One hundred and
twenty drowned.
Steamer Voltnruo burned st sea Oc
tober 19. One hundred and thirty-six
drown, 625 rescued.
Fifty girls die in factory Are at Bing
hamton, N. Y„ July U.
Storm at Nome, Alaska, kills 11,
destroys 600 houses, $1,600,000 loss.
The Death Roll.
Enver Bey, chief of staff Turkish
army, assassinated February 17.
Henry N. Flagler, one of founders
of Standard Oil company, and financial
magnate, dies.
George 1., king of Greece, assasslnat
ed by mad anarchist at Balonika,
March 18. ~ s
James R. Keene, financier, dies Jan
uary 2.
Deaths of Cardinals Oreglla, dean
of the Sacred college, and Rampollo,
within a few days of each other at the
Vatican.
Luther McCarthy, pugilist, died at
Alberta May 24.
Death of emperor of Japan.
Nazlm Pacha, Turkish premier, as
sassinated.
King Menellk of Abbyssinia report
ed dead. His death confirmed on De
cember 23.
Whltelaw Reld, American ambassa
dor to Great Britain, buried at Sleepy
Hollow cemetery, N. Y.
Adolphus Busch, millionaire brewer
of St. Louts, died October 10.
Charles G. Gates, son of the late
John W, Gates, died October 28. _
Halph Rose, famous athlete and
.champion shot putter, died October 16.
Timothy Woodruff, New York poli
tician, died October 12.
Anthony N. Brady, died In London,
July 22.
Col. S. F. Cody, American aviator,
killed in England fall from aero
*'f'" T •'
Mayor Gaynor of New York died on
way to England. 4
Timothy D. Sullivan, New York poli
tician, found dead on*- railroad track
after escaping from an asylum.
Alfred Austin, poet laureate of Eng
land, died June 2.
Crimes snd Exscutlons.
Mrs. Fannie May Eaton, wife of
Rear Admiral Eaton, acquitted Octo
ber 31 of murdering her husband.
Rev. Hans Schmidt, discredited
Catholic priest, affeited in New York
for the murder of Anna Aamuller, his
sweetheart
Floyd and Claude S. Allen executed
at Richmond, Va., March 28 for par
tlclpatlon In the famous Allen court
house shooting affray.
Henry Spencer, confessed murderer
of many persons, is convicted of kill
ing Mildred Allison-Rexroat, a dancing
teacher, in Chicago. Appeal pending.
Mrs. Bessie Wakefield is convicted
of murdering her husband and sen
tenced to hang in Connecticut on
March 4.
Leo , Frank, wealthy manufacturer,
convicted In Atlanta, Oa., of murder
ing girl In his office. Appeal pending.
Dr. iFrank Craig acquitted in Indian
apolis of murder of Dr. Helen Knabe.
Political Development st Horns.
Inauguration of President Woodrow
Wilson on March 4.
United States Judge Robert W.
Archbald removed from office by
United States senste after impeach
ment trial.
John Purroy Mitchel elected mayor
of New York on the fusion ticket,
destroying Tammsny's power. -
David I. Walsh, Democrat, elected
governor of Massachusetts, a victory
for the Wilson administration.
Acting-Governor Fielder elected
governor of New Jersey. Fielder is
a Democrat and was the Wilson ad
ministration candidate.
Minnesota legislature adopted equal
suffrage measure February
Passage of Wilson tariff bill.
Passage of the currency bill.
Inauguration of Vice-President Mar
shall, his address to the senate and
administration of oaths to the new
senators, March 4.
California legislature adopts equal
suffrage measure.
Illinois passes equal suffrage bill.
Japanese land lsw In California ap
proved by Governor Johnson, Febru
sry 3.
William Sulser of 'New York Im
peached and removed from office and
succeeded by Lieut. Gov. Martin H.
Glynn.
Polltlcsl Developments Abroad.
King Otto, known as the "Mad King
of Bavaria," removed troA throne and
succeeded by his son.
Sir Rufus Isaacs made lord chief
Justice of Great Britain, being the first
Jew to hold that offlce. ,
Election of President Poincare In
France, January ,17; Inauguration Feb
ruary 18.
Election and Installation of Sir Van
slttart Bowater as lord mayor of Lon
don.
Vlctoriano Huerta proclaimed pro
visional president of Mexico Febru
ary 18.
Yuan Shl-Kal elected president of
China October ft Inaugurated Octo
ber 10.
Sir Edward Carson gathers together
an "army" of Orangemen In Ulster
to resist enforcement of the home
rule bill should It pass parliament
Japanese mobs In Tokyo demand
war on the United States over the
California land question.
United States forces Great Britain
to give up attesspt to gain oil mon
opoly in Colombia.
* United States warns Banto Domin
go "No more revolutions."
Rebellion and overthrow of the Chi
nese empire and establishment of a
republic.
Krupp scandal In Germany. Disclo
sures made April 18.
8 ports.
American successfully defends the
International polo cap against
Britain.
Syracuse wins the Intercollegiate
regatta, Jtte tt.
Harvard . eight-oared crew "beats
Yale, June 20. •'
Francis Oulmet wins the national
open golf championship at Brookllne,
Mass., September 20.
America wins the Davis tennis cup,
July 28.
Horse racing resumed in New York
state on May 30. . , .
Jim Thorpe admits he Is a profes
sional sthlete snd resigns Olympic
trophies, Janusry 27.
Phlladelphis Athletics defeat the
New York Giants in the worlds cham
pionship baseball series, October 11.
Sir Thomas Llpton's challenge for
the America's cup is accepted by New
York Yacht club.
S Invention and Explorstlon.
Vlbltjamsr Stefansson sails from
on Arct4c Expedi
tion Tune IT. —R
~ Rbbert G. Fowler files cross the
Panama canal April 27.
Crocker Land Exposition sails from j
New York July 2d.
Dr. Hudson Stuck reaches the sum
mit of Mt. McKinley June 20.
Dr. Simon Flexner announces the
discovery of the germ of infantile
paralysis.
Arrival of I>r. Frledrlch Franz
FYledmann—government test of his ;
tuberculosis serum started March 11.
Discovery of radium as a cure for
cancer announced, doubt cast upon the
discovery by the American Associa
tion for the Cure of Cancer.
Aviation death list in Germany for
1913 reaches 30; France 37; England
10; Italy 4; Russia 8; Argentine Re
public 4; Japan 3; Turkey 3; Aus
tria 1; Brazil 1; Switzerland 1; Scot
land 1; Canada 1; Portugal 1;) Moroc
co 1; China 1 and United States 25.
Marriages snd Engagements.
Wedding of Princes Vlctorls-Loulse,
only daughter of the Kaiser and
Prince Ernst of Cumberland Msy 24. —
Miss Jessie Wpodrow Wilson, sec
ond daughter of the president, mar
ries Francis Bowes "Bayre. st , the
White House Nov. 25.
Engagement of Vincent Astor to
Miss Helen Huntington announced.
Duke of Croy marries Miss Lelsh
mann, daughter of the American am
bassador to Germany, Oct. 27.
Prince Arthur of Connaught marries
the Duchess of Fife, Oct. 15.
Dethroned King Manuel of Portugal
marries the Princess of Hohenzollern
at Slngmarlngen, Germany.
Miss Helen Gould married Finley
J. Shepard.
Mexico.
General Felix Diaz released from
penitentiary in Mexico City and at
tacked the National Palace, Feb 6.
President Francisco Madero forced
to resign and Is Imprisoned at the Na
tional Palace. Mexico City.
Gustavo Madero, President Mi
dero's brother, is arrested by General
Huerta and imprisoned In the Na
tional Palace, February 19.
Gustavo Madero Is executed by the
order of General Felix Diaz Feb. 19.
President Madero and Vice-Presi
dent Pino Suarez are shot down while
"trying to escape."
General Vlctoriano Huerta proclaim
ed provisional president of Mexico,
Feb. 19.
Rise of General Venustisno Csrran
za in the north of Mexico.
Cspture of Juarez and Chihuahua.
Rise of General Francisco ("Pan
cho") Villa aa a leader of Carranzs's
Constitutionalists In the north of
Mexico.
Felix Disz stabbed ifi Havana, Nov.
6th.
President Woodnyv Wilson declines
to recognize Huerta as Constitutional
president of Mexico.
Mexican rebels fall in attack on
Tampico. but resume assault.
United States battleship fleet and
International squadron gather at Vera
Cruz and Tampico to prt>tect foreign
Interests.
Balksn Wars.
Adrlanople-falls, March 26.
Scutari surrendered to Montengro,
April 23.
Peace treaty of Balkans signed In
I Miscellaneous.
Mrs. Emmellne Pankhurst visits the
United Statea, Oct. 18
Gettysburg encampment of confed
erate snd Union veterans fifty years
sfter the battle of Gettysburg, held on
July 1-6.
Harry K. Thaw, slayer of Stanford
White, escaped from Matteswsn In
sane asylum and flees to Canada. Hs
Is ejected from Canada snd seeks ref
uge in New Hampshire, where the
case Is still pending in the U. S.
courts.
Steamship Aquitania to be the larg
est steamer in the world, launched in
England, April 2.
Colonel Roosevelt starts on South
American hunting trip, visits Rio
Janeiro, Brazil; Sao Paulo, Brlsll;
Buenos Ayres. Argentine Republic
and Valparaiso, Chile.
Mendel Beills tried and acquitted
of rltusl murder at the "Holy City"
of Kle>, Russia.
Gamboa dike last obstruction in the
Panama Canal blown up with dyna
mite on Oct. 'lOth.
Buildings of the Panaiha-Paclfic Ex
position started at San Francisco. Ger
man and English governments decline
to participate.
; Labor Disputes.
Indianapolis street ear strike be
gins Oct SI.
Copper strike In Michigan started
July IS.
Prisoners In the Indianapolis dyna
mite conspiracy spend the first day in
Ft. Leavenworth penitentiary Jan. 1.
Firemen, engineers and trainmen of
Eastern railroads demand Increase
snd better hows. Matter adjusted by
arbitration.
Hotel waiters' strike In New York
elty Jan. Ist
One, hundred thousand/lady garment
workers sttiks In Vmrn fork Jaa.l*.
\ .
TAKES OFF DANDRUFF
HAIR STOPS FALLING
Girls I Try Thlsl Maku Hair TMak,
Glossy, Fluffy, Beautiful—No
More Itching Scalp.
. .
Within ten minutes after an appli
cation of Danderine you cannot find *
qlngle trace of dandruff or falling hair
and your scalp will net Itch, but what
will please you mpet will be after a
few weeks' use, when you see new
hair, line and downy at first —yes—bnt
really new hair —growing all over the
scalp. -
A little Danderine immediately dou
bles the beauty of your hair. No dif
ference how dull, faded,- brittle and
scraggy jufct moisten a cloth with
■ Danderine and carefully draw it
i through your hair, taking one small
strand at a time. The effect is amazr
ing—your hair will be light, fluffy and
wavy, and have an appearance of
i abundance; an incomparable luster,
i softness and luxuriance.
Get a 25 cent bottle of Knowlton'a
Danderine from any store, and prove
that your hair is as pretty and soft
as any—that it has been neglected or
injured by careless treatment —that's
all—you surely can have beautiful hair
and lots of It if you will just try a lit
tle Danderine. Adv.
Best Fortune Teller.
The quest of noblemen for wealth
in America has been talked about for
decades; but few, if any, can rival Bar
on Assebach in being witty In a prac
tical way. .
MIBB .de Millyuns, his prospective
wife, was entertaining the baron one
evening, and apropos of lovers' noth
ingness she asked:
"Did you. baron, ever go to a for
tune teller?" •
"Yes, mees, many times. But tha
last time was best."
"Where did you go?"
"I went to the probate court to find
out about your grandfather's will." —
Sunday Magazine of the Chicago Reo
ord-Herald.
ECZEMA ITCHED AND BURNED
R. F. D. No. 8, Maryville, Tenn.—
"My baby, when three months old.
took eczema on his face and bead.
His head and one side of his face
were almost In a solid S&re. The eo
zema at first was kind of a rash and
then It broke out in water pimples /
and they would burst .and looked very
badly. It and burn so bad
ly that he could not rest at all and
his hair just all fell out at once till
his head was perfectly bald. He could
not sleep at night and was very cross.
"I tried remedies without any relief
at all; he only got worse all the time
until I used Cuticuj-a Soap and Oint
ment. He had great relief the first
application. He was soon cured and
his hair began to grow back and ndw
he has Just beautiful fine hair and
has no sign of eczema." (Signed)
Mrs. H. D. Clabough, Jan. 28, 1913.
Cutlcura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston."—Adr. '
Polite Bertha.
Little Bertha was Invited out to dln
'ner with her father and mother Be
fore she went it was firmly Impressed
upon her that she must not speak
unless spokea to. All went smoothly
for a while, but when spme time
elapsed, and no notice was taken of
her she began to get uneasy.
Finally the hostess, seeing some
thing was wrong, asked her what she
would like next.
"I should like to have you begin to f
ask me questions," was the polite ra
ply.—Lippincott's.
Tetterlne for Ring Worm and Bkla
Disease.
Vsrnvllle. 8. C.. July IT. MM.
My wife uses your Tetterlne for Rlajr
worm. also uses It In her family for all
kind of skin diseases, and she thinks it
a good medicine. There Is no substitute,
L. R. Dowllng.
Tetterlne cures Enema, Tetter. Rlnc
Worm. Old ItcMnff Sores, Dandruff, Itch
lag Piles, Corns, ChlN>!alna and every
form of Scalp and Skin Disease. Tetter
lne SOc; Tetterlne Soap Sc. At dru*-
rlsts or by mall direct from The Shop
trine Co., Savannah, Oa.
With every mall order for Tetterlna we
■lvs a box of Shuptline's 10c Liver PllJa
free. Adv.
Wet With Vinegar.
Cut hams may be kept from mold
ing If the cut end is wet with vine
gar each time after cutting. Vinegar
will also keep beef freah for a time
when you happen to be without lea
temporarily, says the Christian Sci
ence Monitor.
RUB-MY-TISM
Will cure your Rheumatism and al
kinds of aches and pains—Neuralgia
Cramps, Colic, flpralns, Bruises, Cuts,
Old Sores. Burns, etc. Antlseptie
Anodyne. Price 25c. —Adv.
Unusual Combination.
"Young Jinks, I'm afraid, Is a bad
"Yea, and he's a fresh one, too." -
Mrs-Wlaalow's Soothlnf Syrup for CblMns
teething, softens the g»s, reduce# Imflauua*.
tton.nllays paln,cares wind oollcJSos bottlsj*
It Is possible for a man to have too
many friends, but It takes him a long
time to realize It
Putnam Fadeless Dyea color In cold
water. Adr.' ' i « ,
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If m woman could only make herself
look aa sweet aa her retouched photo
graph! r-' ( -JJ ■ ;• •
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Sooner or later a man's illusions de
velop iito experience.