STOMACH MISERY
GAS. INDIGESTION
'Pape's Diapepsin" fixes sick,
sour, gassy stomachs in
five minutes.
Time it ('in fire minutes all stomach
distress wUI go.. No Indigestion, heart
born, sourness or belching of gas. acid,
or eructations of undigested food, no
dlsziness, bloating, or foul breath.
Papers Diapepsin Is noted for its
speed In regulating upset stomachs.
It Is the surest, quickest and most cer>
tain IndlgeQjflon remedy in the whole
world, and'besides it is harmless.
Please for your sake, get a largo
fifty-cent case of Pape's Diapepsin
from any store and put your stomach
right Don't keep on being miserable
—life Is too short —you are not here
long, so make your stay agreeable.
Eat what you like and digest It; en-
Joy It without dread of rebellion Ij\„
the stomach.
Pape's Diapepsin belongs In your
home anyway. Should one of the fam
ily eat something which don't agree
with them, or in case of an attack of
indigestion, dyspepsia, gastritis or
stomach derangement at daytime or
during the night, It Is handy to
the quickest relief known. Adv.
Orderly Service.
A Methodist parson, called to preach
at an out-of-the-way town In California
was Informed, before entering the pul
•» pit that he must be careful, as many
of the assembled congregation were
••roughs," and would not hesitate to
pull him from the pulpit If his remarks
did not suit them.
The minister made no reply, but
having reached the sacred desk, he
took from his pocket two revolvers,
and placing one on each side of the Bi
ble, gave a shary glance around tbe
room and said: "Let us pray."
A more orderly service was never
held. —National Monthly. •
SAGE TEA AND SULPHUR
DARKENS YOUR GRAY HAIR
Look Yesra Younperl Try Grandma's
Recipe of Bage and Sulphur
and Nobody Will Know.
Almoet everyone knows that Sage
Tea and Sulphur, properly compound
ed, brings back the natural color and
lustre to the hair when faded, streaked
or gray; also ends dandruff, Itchlrtg
scalp and Btops falling hair. Years
ago the only way to get this mixture
was to make It at home, whichvjs
mussy and troublesome.
Nowadays we simply ask at any
drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sul
phur Hair Remedy." You will get a
large bottle for about 50 cents. Every
body uses this old, famous recipe, be
cause no one can possibly tell that
you darkened your hair, as It does it
so naturally and evenly. You dampen
a sponge or soft brush with It and
draw this through your hair, taking
one small strand at a time; by morn
ing the gray hair disappears, and
after another application or two, your
hair becomes beautifully dark, thick
and glossy and you look" years younger.
-Adv.
Absent-Minded.
She (after the elopement)—l have
received a letter from my father. Dear
papa Is so absent-minded.
He —In what way?
She—He inclosed a lot of millinery
and dress making bills, and forgot to
put In the money to pay for them.
1
18 EPILEPSY CONQUERED?
New Jersey Physician Said to Have
Many Curse to His Credit.
° Red Bask, N. J. (Special).—Advices
from every direction fully confirm
previous reports that the remarkable
treatment for epilepsy being admin
istered by Dr. Perkins of this city, is
achieving wonderful results. Old and
stubborn cases have been greatly
benefitted and many patients claim to
have been entirely cured.
Persons suffering from epilepsy
should write at once to Dr. H. W.
Perkins, Branch 49, Red Bank, N. J,
for a supply of the remedy which la
being distributed gratuitously.—Adv.
Rapid Revision.
"Bloob has turned cubist"
"Rot!" *
"Sold his first picture for a thou
sand."
"®"lne!"
i
Sometimes Apply It Lightly.
For outs, burns, scalds, sores and
open wounds always apply Hanford's
Balsam lightly, but be sure that It
covers and gets to the bottom of the
Wound. A. few light applications are
generally all that is needed to heal
this class of difficulties. Adv.
) Tho Sams..
"My dear, this pie taates Just a bit
Stale —It must be yesterday's."
"rts," replied Mrs. Hardcrust, "and
If you don't eat it today it will be to
morrow's!"
COLDS & LaGRIPPE
B or S doses SSS will break any case
of Chills * rarer. Colds * LaGrlppe;
It acta on the liver hotter than Calo
mel and does not gripe or sicken,
flloe Mc.-Adv.
- Let as never waste our time. It may
some in handy to apply on a Jail sen-
There no use In worrying—and
there la no uae In telling people there
WORLD HAS HAD A
«FORTUNATE YEAR
No Terrible Catastrophe Has
Marked the Twelvemonth.
DEATH TAKES NOTABLE MEN
Qeneral Buccess of the Democrat* and
Startling Development* South of
the Rio Grande Chief Eventa
In Weetern Hemlaphere.
• Now York. —Taken all In all, the
year 1913 hue been a happy and rather
fortunate one for the world In gen-.
eral. It whb not marked by any great
catastrophe, such as the San Francisco
earthquake or the Titanic dlsaater; It
saw the end of the wara In tbe Bal
kans, It witnessed the Inauguration of
a Democratic, president in the United
States, followed by genuine tariff re
duction without financial panic.
The death roll for the past year*hßS
bit the financial world rather hard, In
cluding such notable figures aa J. P.
Morgan, Henry M. Flagler and James
R. Keene. Tbe Roman Catholic
church also loat two of lta most ven
erable cardinals, Oreglia, dean of the
■acred college, and Rampolla, once
secretary at tho Vatican and who
would have been pope Instead of Ij'lua
X had not the emperor of Austria vot
ed against him.
In the United States political de
velopment* have been extremely In
teresting, but not startling. Every
thing seems to have gone the way of
the Democrats. Democratic victories
were won last November In New York
city, the state of New Jersey and
•tate of Massachusetts. Congress has
paNSt fll* enrrency bill, and the bank
ing Interests of the country are ad-
Justing themselves to It
AS., alarmed as high finance may
have been when It was learned that
President Wilson believed In Sherman
law should be "clarified," business and
financial interests have apparently be
come convinced that the president"*"
attitude Is not one of opposition, but
rather an attitude In which he would
consult and confer with business and
finance to remedy evils generally ad
mitted to exist.
Dolnge In Mexico.
South of the Rio Qrande develop
ments have been startling and rapid.
The year 1913 saw In Mexico the as
sassination of President Francisco Ma
dero, Vice-President Pino Suarez and
Gustavo Madero, brother of the presi
dent, the usurpation of the presidency
by Gen. Vlctorlano Huerta, boosted
Into that position by General Felix
Diaz. Then came the rupture between
Diaz and Huerta, with the practical
banishment of Diaz. Later in 1913
came the rise of Venustlano Carranza,
leader of the constitutionalists In the
north of Mexico, with the result that
the powerful northern states of Mex
ico are now under his control. Scarce
ly had Carranza become famous than
Francisco "Pancho" Villa, former ban
dit, with a price on his head, leaped
Into the limelight as a rebel leaderr
serving Carranza, and it Is now ques
tioned whether Carranza or Villa Is
the stronger In tho leadership of the
constitutionalist forces.
In Its relations with Mexico the
United States has stood firm. Early
In his administration President Wilson
announced his determination to with
hold recognition from the Huerta ad
ministration, and although much
pressure has been brought to bear,
the president has refused to change
his attitude. Efforts have been made
to Induce Huerta to retire and allow a
fair and honest election, without re
sult. Today the United States haß a
heavy armed force at the border and
an Impressive array of battleships off
the coast
There have been several marriages
of Importance In the past year, and
a number of engagements of promi
nent persons announced. Foremost in
the minds of Americans, of course, is
the wedding of Miss Jessie Wood row
Wilson, daughter of the president
Assassinations of the Year.
Barring Mexico's barbarous achieve
ments, there have been few assassina
tions in countries generally recognized
as being civilized. George I, king of
Greece, was assassinated by a mad
anarchist in Salonika, March 18. In
Turkey the commander-in-chief of the
Ottoman forces In the Balkan wars,
Enverwas slain on February 17.
Tbisfwas followed soon after by the
assassination of Naslm Pasha, Turkish
premier. Turkey and Mexico appear
to have been contending with each
other for honors In the line of assas
sination, with Mexico slightly In the
lead.
European 'affairs have gone along
rather as usual, barring a few extra
startling outbursts by suffragists In
England, such as the sensational sui
cide of the young suffragette who
threw herself before the king's horse
In the derby and was killed. Politi
cally England has been in a furor,
which, however, is nothing out of the
•rtlnary. The year has seep the very
remarkable "rebellion" of Ulster, un
der the direction of*Blr Edward Car
son, and the organisation of an "army"
of Ulstermen to resist enforcement of
the home rule bill should It pass par
liament. - r
England has also had Its share of
fhere have been large
•trikes at home and in Ireland, not
ably the Dublin riots; led by Jim far
kin. All of the European powers have
gone on aa heretofore In the construc
ts of battleships, and tha "armed
samp" policies of Gormeny, England,
THE ENTERPRISE, WILLIAMSTON, WORTH CAROLINA.
France snd Russia are stronger than
ever, possibly made so by the Balkan
wars.
There have been some few epats be
tween France and Germany, but noth
ing in any way approaching a breach
of diplomatic relations. The falling of
a couple of German war bslloons on"
French territory created some little
excitement, as did the mobbing of
some German subjects by French citi
zens in border towns. France, as well
as the United States, underwent a
presidential election in 1913, placing a
very democratic and a very diplomatic
peraon in the office of chief executive
—President Poincare.v/ - ", w
In the Far East 1
In the far east several things of mo
ment occurred in 1913, among tbem
the Chinese rebellion and establish'
ment of a republic, £nd in Japan the
death of the Mikado and the succes
sion of hia son and the anti-American
demonstrations and riota aa a result
of the adoption of the anti-alien land
owning law In California.
In the realm of science and explora
tion there have been but few develop
ments that could positively be desig
nated a« history-creating.
The discovery of the south pole and
the disaster to the Scott expedition
both occurred in 1912, although the
fate of Captain Scott was not made
known to the world until 1913. Dr.
Fredrlch Franz Frledmann, discover
er of a "cure" for tuberculosis, made
his appearance In 1913, but the value,
of Dr. Friedmann's "cure," and other
"cures" for that dread disease an
nounced at about the aame time, are
very much open to doubt. Great atrides
have undoubtedly been made in the
treatment of cancer, but no positive
cure has yet been discovered, although
much has been learned about the value
of radium.
Aviation is progressing rapidly.
Much attention to aeronautics has
been psld by the various European
governments from a military stand
point, bub-no means of making aero
planing anywhere near safe have yet
been dlacovered. France has organized
and trained a military aviation corps
that would unquestionably be of great
value in case of war, and Germany
haa devoted muph time and money to
dirigible ballooning. , The United
States has spent $50,000 during
the year in military experiments in
aviation.
The number of deaths resulting from
aviation has not been especially lsrge.
Aviator# have died. Just as aviators
died In 1912, and Germany suffered a
number of disastrous accidents to Zep
pelin dirigible balloons. Many of the
accidents of aeroplanes resulted from
fancy exhibition flying and military
experlinentii. The year 1913 saw the
first aeroplane flight over the Panama
canal.
On the Panama Canal.
In Panama great developmenta have
taken place. October 10 last saw the
dynamiting of Gamboa dike, being the
removal of practically the last serious
obstruction in the big ditch. The car
nal is now almost completed, so far as
a trans-continental waterway is con
cerned, although not yet prepared for
the passage of steamers from ocean to
ocean. Work has also been begun on
the buildings snd grounds for the great
Panama-Pacific International exposi
tion, to be held In San Franciaco In
1916, aa a celebration of the formal
opening of the Panama canal. In this
connection It may be mentioned aome
slight International 111 feeling may
have been caused by the refusal of the
British and German government to
participate officially in the San Fran
ciaco exposition. German and Eng
lish merchants, however, will take pari
on their own accounts.
The United States may congratulate
itself that, barring the cane of Hans
Schmidt, the New York priest, there
have been few gruesome and startling
murders during the year.
New York state furnished the most
sensational bit of local politics of the
year in the Impeachment and removal
of Gov. William Sulzer, followed by
Sulzer's nomlnstion by Progressive*
and election to the state assembly.
In the world of sports the United
States still stands supreme. \ ln addi
tion to humbling the British polo cup
challengers, the United States further
shocked Johnny Bull when Francis
Oulmet the youthful golf wonder,
walked away from the English expert*
In the national open golf championship
at Brookllne, Mass., and by the win
ning of the international Davis tennl*
cup. America's supremacy In sports
was further recognized during the year
when King Gustave of Sweden pre
sented the American athletes with the
medals and trophies won at the Olym
pic games In Stockholm In 1912. The
sporting world suffered a shock, how
ever, when It was learned that "Jim"
Thorpe, the famous Carlisle Indian
athlete really belonged In the classi
fication of "professional." He volun
tarily renounced the trophies he had
won aa amateur in the Olympic
games.
Here are the leading events of the
year:
Disasters, Fires, Floods.
Floods In Ohio, many killed, much
suffering and great damage done.
Floods In the Mississippi valley as a
result of Ohio floods. n *
Tornado destroys ~p*rt of Omaha,
Neb.
Zeppelin L-S exploded October 7.
Twenty killed.
Gas explosion near Pittsburgh kill*
120 miners. *
Long Beach, Cal., pier give* way,
killing 35 persons.
-. Disastrous floods in Texas, early
part of October.
Firedamp In Welsh mine entombs
981. Five hundred rescued alive. * . .
Two hundied and eighty miners en
tombed following mine explosion at
Dawson. N. M. Twenty-three rescued
alive. «-
Steamahlp Nevada *trika* a mine ta
•. • • ■ * .. . . i . ;
Gulf of Smyrna. One hundred and
twenty drowned.
Steamer Volturuo burned at eea Oc
tober 19. One hundred and thlrty-eix
drown, 625 rescued.
Fifty girls die in factor/ Are at Blng
hamton, N. Y., July 82.
-Storm at Nome p Alaska, kills 11,
deatroys 500 bouses, f1,600,000 loes.
The Death Roll.
Enver Bey, chief of staif Turkish
army, assassinated February 17.
Henry N. Flagler, one of
of Standard Oil company, and financial
magnate, dies.
George L, king of Greece, assassinate
ed by mad anarchist at Salonika,
March 18.
James E. Keene, financier, dies Jan
uary J. "> _
Death* of Cardinals Oreglia, dean
of the Sacred college, and Rampollo,
within a few daya of each other at the
Vatican.
Luther McCarthy, pugilist, died at
Alberta May 24.
Death of emperor of Japan.
Nazim Pacha, Turkish premier, as
aaaalnated.
King Menelik of Abbyssinia report
ed dead. Hlf death confirmed on De
cember 23.
Whitelaw Reld, American ambasss
dor to Great Britain, buried at 81eepy
Hollow N, ..
Adolpbus Busch, millionaire brewer
of St. Louis, died Octdber 10.
Charles G. Gates, son of the late
John W, Gates, died October 28.
Ralph Roae, famous athlete and
champion ahot putter, died October 16.
Timothy Woodruff, New York poli
tician, died October 13.
Anthony N. Brady, died In London,
July 22. -
Col. S. F Cody, American aviator,
killed in England by fill from aero
August T~ • ■ •"
Mayor Gaynor of New York died on
way to England. i
Timothy D. Sullivan, New York poli
tician, found dead on railroad track
after eacaplng from an aaylum.
Alfred Auatin, poet laureate of Eng
land, died June 2. „ .
Crimes and Executions.
Mra Fannie May Eaton, wife of
Rear Admiral Eaton, acquitted Octo
ber 31 of murdering her husband.
Rev; Hana Schmidt, discredited
Catholic priest, arreated in New York
for the murder of Anna Aumuller, hia
sweetheart
Floyd and Claude S. Allen executed
at Richmond, Va., March 28 for par
ticipation In the famoua Allen court
house ahootlng affray.
Henry Spencer, confessed murderer
of many persons, Is convicted of kill
ing Mildred Alllson-Rexroat, a dancing
teacher, In Chicago. Appeal pending.
' Mrs. Bessie Wakefield is convicted
of murdering her husband and sen
tenced to hang in Connecticut on
March 4.
Leo Frank, wealthy manufacturer,
convicted in Atlanta, Ga., of murder
ing girl in his office. Appeal pending.
Dr. Frank Craig acquitted In Indian
apolis of murder of Dr. Helen Knabe.
Political Development at Home.
Inauguration of President Woodrow
Wilson on March 4.
United States Judge Robert W.
Archbald removed from office by
United Statea senate after Impeach
ment trial.
John Purroy Mltchel elected mayor
of New York on the fusion ticket,
destroying Tammany's power.
David I. > Walsh, Democrat, elected
governor of Massachfbetts, a victory
.for- the Wilson administration.
Actlng-Oovernor Fielder elected
governor of New Jersey. Fielder Is
a Democrat and was the Wilson ad
ministration candidate.
Minnesota legislature adopted equal
suffrage measure February It.
Passage of Wilson tariff bill.
Passage of the cifrrency bill.
Inauguration of Vice-President Mar
shall, his address to the senate and
administration of oaths to the new
senators, March 4.
»• California legislature adopts equal
suffrage measure.
Illinois passes equal suffrage bill.
Japanese land law In California ap
proved by Governor Johnson, Febru
ary 3.
William Suiter of New York Im
peached and removed from office and
succeeded by Lieut. Gov. Martin H.
Glynn.
Political Development* Abroad.
King Otto, known as the "Mad King
of Bavaria," removed froA throne and
succeeded by his eon. •
Sir Rufus Isaacs made lord chief
Justice of Great Britain, being the first
Jew to hold that office.
Election of President Polncare In
France, January 17; inauguration Feb
ruary 18.
Election and installation of Sir Van
slttart Bowater as lord mayor of Lon
don.
Vlctorlano Huerta proclaimed pro
visional president of Mexico Febru
ary 18.
Yuan Shl-Kal elected president of
China October t; Inaugurated Octo
ber 10.
Sir Edward Carson gathers together
an "army" of Orangemen In Ulster
to resist enforcement of the home
rule bill should it pass parliament
Japanese mobs In Tokyo demand
war on the United States over the
California land question.
United States forces Great Britain
to give up attempt to gain oil mon
opoly In Colombia.
* United States warns Santo Domin
go "No more revolutions."
Rebellion and overthrow of the Chi
nese empire and establishment of a
republic.
Krupp scandal In Germany. Disclo
sures made April 18.
Sport*.
American sue a ess fully defends the
International polo cap against Great
Britain.
Syracuse wtne the Intercollegiate
rsgatta, Jaas tL _
Harvard eight-oared crew beats
Yale, June 20.
Francie' Oulmet wins the- national
open golf championship at Brookllne,
Mass., September 20.
America wins the Davis tennis cup,
July 28.
Horse racing resumed In New York
state on May 30- '
Jim Thorpe admlta he Is a profes
sional athlete and resigns Olympic
trophies, January 27.
Philadelphia Athletics defeat the
New York Giants in the world's cham
pionship baseball series, October 11.
Sir Thomas Lipton's challenge for
the America's cup la accepted by New
York Yacht club.
S Invention and Exploration.
VlfiHJamar Stefansson sails from
British Columbia on Arctic Expedi
tion JutwriT.* —-—--
Robert G. Fowler files cross the
Panama canal April 27.
Crocker Land Exposition sails from
New York July 2d.
Dr. Hudson Stuck reaches the sum
mit of Mt. McKlnley June 20.
« Dr. Simon Flexner announces the
discovery of the germ of infantile
paralysis.
Arrival of Dr. Friedrich Franz
Frledmann —government test of his
tuberculocM serum stsrted Msrch 11.
Discovery of radium as a cure for
cancer'announced, doubt cast upon the
discovery by the American Associa
tion for ths Cure of Cancer.
Aviation death list in Germany for
1913 Reaches 30; France 37; England
10; Italy 4; Russia 8; Argentine Re
public 4; Japan 3; Turkey 3; Aus
tria 1; Brazil 1; Switzerland 1; Scot
land 1; Canada 1; Portugal 1;> Moroc
co 1; China 1 and United States 25.
Marriage* and Engagements. «.
Wedding of Princes Victorla-Loulae.
only daughter of the Kaiser and
Prince Ernst of Cumberland May 24.
Miss Jessie Wpodrow Wilson, sec
ond daughter of the president, mar
ries Francis Bowes Sayre at the
White House Nov. 25.
Engagement of Vincent Astor to
Miss Helen Huntington announced.
Duke of Crdy marries Miss Lelsh
mann, daughter of the American am
bassador to Germany, Oct. 27.
Prince Arthur of Connaught marries
the Duchess of Fife, Oct. 15.
Dethroned King Manuel of Portugal
marries the Prlnceps of Hohenzollern
at Slngmartngen, Germany. ——
Mfos Helen Gould married Flnffey
J. Shepard.
Mexico.
General Felix Diaz released from
penitentiary In Mexico City and at
tacked the National Palace, Feb 6.
President Francisco Madero forced
to resign and is imprisoned at the Na
tional Palace, Mexico City.
Gustavo Madero, President Ma
dero's brother, is''arrested by General
Huerta and imprisoned in the Na
tional Palace, February 19.
Guatavo Madero is executed by the
order of General Felix Diaz Feb. 19.
Preeident Madero and Vice-Presi
dent Pino Suarez are shot down while
"trying to escape."
General Vlctorlano Huerta proclaim
ed provisional president of Mexico,
Feb. 19.
Rise of General Venustlano Carran
za In the north of Mexico.
Capture 6f Juarez and Chihuahua.
Rise of General Francisco ("Pan
cho") Villa as a leader of Carranza's
Constitutionalists in the north .of
Mexico.
Felix Diaz atabbed In Havana. Nov.
6th.
President Woodrow Wilson declines
to recognize Huerta as Constitutional
president of Mexico.
Mexican rebels fall In attack on
Tamplco. but resume assault.
United Statea battleship fleet and
International aquadron gather at Vera
Cruz and Tampico to protect foreign
Interests.
Balkan War*.
Adrlanople falls, March 26.
Scutari surrendered to Montengro,
April 23.
Peace treaty of Balkans signed In
London.
Miscellaneous. '
Mra. Emmellne Pankhurst visits the
United Statea, Oct. 18.
Gettysburg encampment of confed
erate and Union veterans fifty year*
after the battle of Gettysburg, held on
July 1-6.
Harry K. Thaw, slayer of Stanford
White, escaped from Matteawan In
sane asylum and flees to Canada. He
Is ejected from Canada and seek* ref
uge In New Hampshire, where the
case 1* still pending In the U. 8.
court*.
Steamship Aqultanla to be the larg
est ateamer In the world, launched In
England, April 8.
Colonel Roosevelt starts on South
American hunting trip, visit* Rio
Janeiro, Brazil; Sao Paulo, Brisll;
Buenos Ayrea. Argentine Republic
and Valparaiso, Chile.
Mendel Bellls tried and acquitted
of ritual murder at the "Holy City"
of Kiev, Russia.
Gamboa dike last obstruction In the
Panama Canal blown up with dyna
mite on Oct. 10th.
Buildings of the Panaxika-Paelflc Ex
position started at San Franci*oo. Ger
man and English government* decline
to participate.
Labor Dispute*.
Indianapolis street car strike be*
gin* Oct 81. x s ~
Copper strike In Michigan started
July 88.
Prisoner* in the Indianapolis dyna
mite conspiracy spend the first day in
Ft Leavenworth penitentiary Jan. 1.
Firemen, engineer*-and trainmen of
Eastern railroads demand increase
and better hour*. Matter adjusted by
arbitration.
Hotel waiter*' strike in New York
city Jan. Ist .. .
One hundred tfeqnaandAady garment
war tors strike la Mnr fork Jam. IS.
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TAKES OFF MMFF
HAIR STOPS FALLING
Gtlrfal Try This! Mskes Hair Thick,
Glossy, Fluffy, Besutlful^-No
Mora Itchliifl Scalp.
* \
Within ten minutes after an apptt
catlon of Danderine yon cannot And •
qingle trace of dandruff or falling hair
and your scalp will net itch, but what
will please yon most will be after n
few weeks' use, when you see new
hair, fine and downy at first—yes—bat
really new hair —growing all over the
scalp. *
A little Danderine Immediately don
bles the beauty of your hair. No dif
ference how dull, faded, brittle and
scraggy, just moisten a cloth with
Danderine and carefully draw It
through your hair, taking one small
strand at a time. The effect is amair
Ing—your hair will be light, fluffy and
wavy, and have an appearance of
abundance; an incomparable luster,
softness and luxuriance.
Get a 25 cent bottle of Knowlton's
Danderine from any store, and prove
that your hair is ss pretty and soft
as any—that it has been neglected or
Injured by careless treatment —that's
all—yon surely can have beautiful hair
and lots of it if you will just try a lit
tle Danderine. Adv.
Best Fortune Teller.
The quest of noblemen for wealth
in America has been talked about for
decades; but few. If any, can rival Bar
on Aaaebach in being witty In a prac
tical way. ' - a. *'-•
Mlsa de Mlllyuns, hla prospective
wife, was entertaining the baron one
evening, and apropos of lovers' noth
ingness she aaked:
"Did you. baron, ever go to. a for
tune teller?"
"Yea, mees, many tlmea. But the
laat time was beat."
• "Where did you go?"
"I went to the probate cou'rt to find
out about your grandfather's will." —
Sunday Magazine of ths Chicago Reo
ord-Herald.
ECZEMA ITCHED AND BURNED
R. F. D. No. 8, Maryvllle, Tenn.—
"My baby, when three months old.
took eczema on his face and bead.
His head and one side of his faca
were almost in a solid sore. The eo
zema at first was kind of a rash and
then it broke out in water pimples f
and they would burst and looked very
badly. It woul(%itch and burn so bad
ly that he could not rest at all nnd
his hair just all fell out at once till
his head was perfectly bald. He could
not sleep at night and waa very cross.
"I tried remedies without any relief
at all; he only got worse all tha time
until I used Cutlcura Soap and Oint*
ment. He had great relief the first
application. He was soon cured and
his hair began to grow back and now
he has just beautiful fins hair and
haa no sign of eczema." (Signed)
Mrs. H. D. Clabough, Jan. 28, 1913.
Cutlcura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free.wlth 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cntlcura, Dept. L, Boston."—Adv.
, Polite Berths.
Little Bertha was Invited out to din
ner with her father and mother. Be
fore she went it was firmly Impressed
upon her that she muat not speak
unless spoken to. All went smoothly
for a while, but when some time
elapsed, and no notice was taken of
bar she began to get uneasy.
Finally the hostess, seeing some
thing waa wrong, asked her what she
would like next.
"I should like to have you begin to
aak me questions," was the polite re
ply.—Llpplncott's. p*
fetter Ine for Ring Worm and Skin
Dlseaaa.
Varavllle, 8. C.. July 17. Ifoß.
My wife uses your Tuterine for Rlne
•rorm. also uses It |n her family for all
kind of akin disease?, and ahe thlnka It
a good medicine. There Is no subetltnte.
L. n. Dowllnc.
Tettertne cures Ecaema, Tetter. Ring
Worm. Old Itching Sores. Dandruff, Itch
lag Piles. Corns, Chilblains and every
form of Scalp and Bkln Dlseaae. Tetter-
Ine 50c: Tettertne Soap Sc. At druf
flsts or by mall direct from The Shop
trine Co., Savannah, Oa.
With every mall order for Tettertne we
five a box of Shuptrlne'a 10c Liver Pllla
bis. Adv.
Wet With Vinegar.
Cut hams may be kept from mold
ing if the cut and is wet with vine
gar each time after cutting. Vinegar
will also keep beef fresh for a time
when you happen to be without lee
temporarily, says the Christian Sci
ence Monitor.
RUB-MY-TtSM
Will cere your Rheumatlem and al
kinds of aches and pakia—Neuralgia
Crampa, Colic, Sprains, Bruises, Cuts.
Old Sorea, Burns, etc. Antlssptle
Anodyne. Price 16c. —Adv.
Unusual Combination.
"Young Jinks, I'm afraid, la a bad
"Yea, and he'i a fresh one, too."
Kra.Wlsalow'i Boothia* Syrup for TOIMwa
teething, aoftena the (•*•, «*««*» latl«ai—
bottlajn
It la possible for a man to have too
many friends, but it takes him a long
time to realise It
Putnam Fadeless Dyes color In eoM|
water. Adv. I
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If a woman could only make hcrasM
look as sweet as her retouched photw
graph!
Soopsr or later a man's illusions de
velop Sato experience.
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