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^Zangwill Having His Laugh And U. S. Doesn't Know It Keen Satire of Author and l*luy? ripht Kntirelx Overlooked by Audience* Wliieh are Solemnly Takinp Seriou? I\ 11 is 1'lavititf of Their Countr> fi _J B. It) ItOUKItT T. SMAl.I. ^ Th? Oallt New York, Nov. 0.?"It is because I love you that I ehas tice you." Thus Israel Zangwill, stormy petrel of Zionism, a Tier Haying the members of his own race, explains the extremely "sltaip pointed barbs he has l*.vn hurl ing these last few davs. and nights, at the American people as a whole. ?" Mr. Zangwill'. attitude |? ? iur entat one. He vunjld have us km.w that it hurls him worse ihun it dues US. A few Interruptions, a f?.w heck lers here and there, Mr. Zangwill said today would not deter him from telling us exactly what he thinks of us and what he believes at heart we really want to hear about ourselves. Some wag has remarked that Mr. Zangwill has not discovered the real lault of the American people, par ticularly the women. It Is their In ordinate desire to attend lectures. In any event the distinguished Zionist has announced that the American Worm can't turn on him because his sympathies are all wth the worm. There Is no shadow of doubt that Mr. Zangwill has been stirring up a tempest ever since his arrival on these hospitable shores. First, he sat many of his own people in a rage and now he has started taunt ing the entire American continent. For, after all," he elucidates "you are really Just a continent and not a nation." This last In criticism of the American attempt to curb immi gration, after having been built up a wi81 who,,y liHinlgratlon. Even Christ himself could not zlnJwin ..??Ur c0uBlry" *ay? Mr. mhOJi* !!! . *J?ca"8e He would have to admit that He had once been in tall." direct' .Za?gw,11'? latest diatribe la <" America', most precious foibles, or habits. The ?afety raior hV regards .is an abnm -mffr! ii T m i ','eV"' The 01,1 f,,sh joneff t.ig.isn, hiTuTr-rr-nnmrlimi-rr Ju.t as a vlgifous "tub" in the "" ?>uch better than our we ? n , Mr z'1nKwl|l says we tip ourselves to drath. There in mand r" ^ rU",om ?r the de sss r. h. me.Diuu- l-avl!,|, "P-; "Tu%arUy."ai,? ovld?>"e of our| The attitude of the average1 ?me|CnnfJ?Wnr<1 prohlbltlun ha, . many Mr Zangwiil's ahafts of scorching aatlre. In reply i??i:.Cr,t,CS Who h"? proietfed tiff>.,on"' of hl? utterances on '? 'V tho !:nK!l"l> Jew. author and piayrlght ha. said that while hI never would Iwve passed dry laws if w!.,,Trek4 C "1,>n ,hl3 country he would obey them. "You preach the doctrine of 'mv country, right or wrong- (but not mm.? Pr10hlhl,l?" '? concerned! p"o ? Joke? bu' y"u ">?l<e It A friend . " niak'ng of you? drink ?n,i .h'n Poured hlm.elf a bottle. carefully hid the . "r- z?nK*"l thinks the service in he h !.rl"Ur""1" ,h? An*? ^ encountered anywhere. And on top of this the waiters de ?.??. 0 "*"1 "P"' America's Sunday newspapers are "the height fni.V ar'yj "n'1 "nmc ,h,'m Wf,|*h four pounds each. Mr. Zangwill has been unable to discover our vaunted sense of humor. He says I u i humor nor shame. One of Mr. Zangwill',, own country men made the remark seriously in an Interview today that he could not understand why Americans persist on saying yes. they have no bananas when he tees fruit shops fairly bul ging with them. "nut you ore so lovable, so good" expostulates Mr. Zangwill. "That is the trouble with you. you are so good ?u ?re so good that you IV1?!111/ F~''' you 'become the victims of crooks and cranks. 7k 15" not my purpose, like so many visi tors, to flatter you while they are ? Jiere and make fun pf you after they are gone. You are big enough anil strong enough to stand a little crt nrp ,on *ood f,,r ?nT? " 'Yy,, ?p"n yo"r "cart, and listen to the truth." What some ?f hi, andltor* hayp not appreciated about Mr. Zangwill I Is the fact lhat he is a satirist. He has bei-n a Mtlrlst all of his life. It I was inevitable he would have some satirical things to say If the Amer | lean people kept on insisting that hej lecture to them. And the sharper (the things nnid the more Insistent ' have 'been the invitations ?o Mr. , Zangwiii to addrcHS this or that or ganization. At first It seemed that 'the Jews were to monopolize the thin featured visitor, but now he Is I In demand everywhere. , Mr. Zangwiii knows that most of his hearers would hive been bored ? and dissatisfied If he had not shot ! a few sail real sentences at them. I And no wonder he looks In vain Tor an American sense of- humor when | he smiles at America and America' 1 .'no* not smile back :?t him. For ho. i* having his little Joke, but | America won't Joke with him. ; P / ? - ? YES, WE HAVE New Bi-uu* Blark-F.yr?l Pr?? Fngliwlt W iilmit* Br?7;U Nut* r-> r.< ? of 1(1] tiillli*. Call iix for Quick Service J. W.Shannonhouse & Son PHOXK 1H7. Country Doctors All Move To Town No WViilllit I'm lent*. An?l Too Much' Mui'tl Work >;?>> Clih-.ixo I'li >> it* inn Si. 1.ouis. Mo.. November 10 ? "K<asonable living conditions." are neceasary to restore permanently physicians and surgeons to rural communities. Dr. H. I'. Colwell of Chiraito. today (old. the convention of the Amerlran Country Life Asso ciation. In session here. Dr. Col well Is secretary of the Council on Medir il Education and Hospitals of I the American Medical Association. The oibjectlonable features of country practice.'* said Dr. Colwell. "are loss of well-to-do patients, long drives, bad roads, bird work, loss of income. Increased expenses, poorer facilities for practice, no hos pitals. no libraries, no laboratories, few churches, poorer schools and loss 'of time or opportunity for profess ional or personal development. "Whet wonder, therefore, that the country doctor after struggling In ; vain against the rising tide of dlffl culties finally decides to follow his disappearing clientele to the city. It | Is quite clear also why the young physician also, after graduating from ?radical school. usually in debt for his medical training, prefers to or from necessity must, remain in the city rather than go to the country. '?Census figures show that of the total of physicians in the United States 6:5 per cent are in the cities of 5,000 nr.greater population, leav ing only 3? per cent, in cities or towns of less than 5.000. In other words In cities of 5.00ft or above there is on?- physician for every 541 people. "To permanently resore dictors doctors for rural communities re quires restoration of reasonable liv ing conditions in those districts." MACHINE <;t NS SENT TO PltOTECT NE<;iU) Ualeigh. 'Nov. 10.?-On orders from <Jo\ernor Morrison. Adjutant (ieneral J. Van Mett#. yesterday or dered the Wilson machine gun com pany of the National tiuardsiiien to proceed to Nashville, North Caroli na. to protect Washington, ne gro. reported to be held In conceal ment by Nash County authorities for an alleged attack on a white woman yesterday. A mob of men demanded admis sion to the Nash Co#nty Jail yester day, believing the negro to be with in. but dispersed when leader* were escorted through the buulldtng by a deputy sheriff who already had said that the nexro was beiug held else where for safekeeping. France untl America Definitely Disagree Wa>hliiKton. Nov. 10 ? France and America yesterday definitely dis agreed on the proi>osal to enlist A in* rlcan aid toward a solution of the (iermaii reparations problem, the Washington Ciovernment holding tliat tlie restrictions would serve to frustrate the object of its participa tion in a reparations inquiry. TKSTH'Y GOVluKNOU USED PUBLIC fi nds OMahoma City. Nov. 10.?Wit ne.-M's in the impeachment trial of ? r.overnor J. C. Walton testified ves terday that clerks iu the state hiuli way department wrote thousands ol letters for the executive in his can vass for funds with which to fiuht the Ku Klu\ Klan and that he oth erwise diverted the public funds. . i The season's mosl ap p rove <1 styles and shades. The new soft greys and anlinn browns ure having the call. Welt or silk hound edges, us you like, $3.50 to $7.50 Weeks & Sawyer While at The COKFEKEIS'CB Eat .-it THE LINDEN SOITHUUX IIO.MH (<N>kl\<.. Kilts Home?FcHrliiK Street FINANCIAL Headquarters Euzabctii ('ity, x n, Tiro Kiiids of Interest Personal & 4-^' What we Save Yoa Hours of pKt?1c?\ $????? dertns How economical M to us.a ! your washing and deliver it ft esK Vesslv dean??or a very feasor* able cost. Albemarle Laundry I FOR HIGHEST MARKET PRICES Ship COTTON To WINBORNE & CO. NORFOLK, VIRGINIA f They pay drafts for 90 per cent on cotton to lie sold on arrival and 7.) per ccnl if to l?e stored. AWifeS SELECT YOUR GIFT WITH CARE w E AUE now showing our complete line of POIILSON GIFTS. You can solve your Christmas gift problems by visiting our GIFT SHOP, where we have on display all POIILSON and liust Craft Gift lines. When you purchase either of these well known lines you may rest assured it is packed with care and has a personal touch which no other merchan dise has. "It in different." Articles sold at Pohlson and Rust Craft catalogue prices. SHOP FOR CHRISTMAS TODAY AT LOUIS SELIG Gift Shop of Thoughtful Little Gifts. Main & Water Streets. What Can Chiropractic Do For Asthma? Asthma presents a distressful and peculiar condition, for although the patients may believe tliey can't breathe in, what actually is wrong is the fact that they can't breathe out. The wind-pipe and bronchial lubes maintain an open passageway for air by meat's of the Mllsctcs which form their walls. These muscles are com posed of circular fibers, and must be iionnal ill tone to keep the passage way open. Their tonic ity is maintained thru the flow of life force which reaches them by way of the nervous system. When this life force is interfered with however, these circular muscles contract, that is, draw together, and oc clude the passageway; air cannot then be breathed in, because the lungs and air passages are already filled with air that cannot get out. Chiropnictic adjustment*release all pressure on the nerves, normal tone in the muscles will follow, and natural breathing will be the result. If you or any of your friends or relatives are subject to these attacks, seek the services of a Chiropractor at once, und permanent relief will fol low. Chiropractors Do Mot Rub or Use Electricity just remember CHIKOPRACTIC GETS YOU WELL DR. A. L. PEARCE CHIROPRACTOR ?OVER WOOIWORTH'S 5 & 10c STORK 211-14 Kramer Iiuililliig. -Elizabeth City, X. C. The Newest of the New Just Received Autumn Brown Suede Calf "FALL FLOW ER" Trimmed on vamp and quarters with two rows of silk braiding to match. New Covered Box Heel. Price $9.85 All Patent Colt "FALL FLOWER" Trimmed on vamp and quarters with two rows of im itation braiding. New Covered Box Heel. Price $9.45 OWENS SHOE CO. FURNITURE! SLIGHTLY USED AT? 1-2 PRICE ?AT THE Auction Store ! MATTHEWS STREET E. L. Silvrrlhorne, Mgr. Bark of I). M. Junes Co. Try The Advance Shop For Job Printlig ]
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