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THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE. STOIIIES THAT ARB TOLD BY THE - UNNY MEN OF THE PRESS. Tlio Feather Host A. Safte Guess A Graceful ReplyHigh Time Iu- deed Etc lfito. To keep the maiden warm And wart oft the rasing storm, 'See the chickens, chickens, chickens stripped of e'en their small pin feathers, How the dickens, dickens, dickens Can they live through all the weathers When It thickens, thickens, thickens And the breezes 'gin to blow And the gronnd i white with snow? But these many little micklcs Of gallinaceous growth. Doth the woman, nothing loath. Hang about her though it tiokles. Though in undulations squirming 'round her jaw, jaw, jaw. With tufts and tailiets worming In her maw, maw, maw. She goes fleetly on her way, Acknowledging the sway And the universal regnum of the boa, boa, boa. VI toe nesting, priciuing iao, ens leaiuer boa, Philadelphia Prest. A GRACEFUL REPLY. Cora "Whj are you going to marry that big, ugly captain I" Dora "It's against the lair, you know, to resist an officer." Philadel phia Prm , A SAFE GUESS. i He "How old are you. Miss Dolly t She (sweetly) "How old would you think!" ) lie (carefully) "I don't know, but I'm sure you're younger thin any one THE JUST PENALTT. "If time were money," said one ars. to another, "that picture of yours would bo a great investment. 'Do you think so?" 'Yes; you spent about three hours on it and you ought to hare about ten years Jor it." MAKE HASTE SLOWLY. Wife "I say, Gustave, our customers are beginning to grumble ; we shall have to reduce the price of our bread." Husband "Patience! We have only just begun to reduce the weight; you can't do too many things at once." L Croix. HOV HE KEGULATEU HIS INTEREST. "Old man Grubround takes great in terest in financial matters, doesn't het" asked McSwilligen. 'Yes, all the way up to fltteen cents, according to the hardupness of the bor rower," replied Bquildig. PiUthurg Chronicle. HIGH TIME INDEED. Mrs. Morris "So you have lost your girl?" Mrs. Benedict "Yes; when she broke Charlie's pet coffee cup and gave him a new one with Love the giver' on it, I thought it was time to let her go.'' Chicago Newt. FAMILY DIPLOMACY. She "If you could only ask papa and mama, I'm sure everything could be arranged satisfactorily." He "When is the best time, dear est?'' She "Well, the Junta generally feels the best just after dinner." A PHYSIOQOMIST. 'Oh!'' exclaimed Miss Boiidclipper, "what a clever man Mr. Gilhooly is! He is really quite a physiognomist. I was telling him last evening that I had be come quite proficient in painting, and he 6aid: 'I am sure of it,madame; your face shows it.' " Chorus "Indeed. " Texat Sif tings. IN THE FAR WE8T. Interpid Widow "Speaking of con undrums, Mr. Slocum, here's a good one : Why is the letter D like a wedding ring." Procrastinating Bachelor "Oh, I'm no good at conundrums." I. W. "You give it up? Why, be cause we can't be wed without! See?" Life. A LUCID INTERVAL. (Things oue would rather have ex pressed differently) Doctor "How is the patient this morning?" Nurse "Well he has been wandering a good deal in his mind. Early this morning I heard him say: 'What an old woman that doctors !' and I think that was about the last really rational remark he made." London Punch. TT ALWAYS APPEARS. "In writing up this execution," ob served the city editor, "you have made an unpardonable omission." "I I thought I got all the facts," faltered the new reporter. "No," rejoined the city editor, kindly but firmly, "you did not. You failed to say that Hae doomed man slept soundly the night previous to his execu tion.1 Chicago Tribune. SUFFERING FOR THEIR SENTIMENTS. Mr. B. "My dear, how does it happen that those two handsome women are left all along ia that corner?" Mrs. B "Well, they are strong Wo men's Rights women, and said they did sot care about meeting an? men."1 Mr. B. "But, my dear, did you be lieve them?" Mrs. B. "Of course not,but I thought I'd punish them awhile." Life. WENT HUNTING. Eirby Stone "Hello! Where have you been so long?" De D. Broke "Out West." "What doing?" "Hunting." "Elk?" . t"No. I invested some money in Dug out City bondi, and I've been bunting tot Duvrout Citj." "Find ur 'No, Fuel. ONE TRUTHFUL WSSaT, Do you love me, Jenny I" "I do." "Have you ever loved before?' "I have." "Then, darling, be mine. I've long been looking for a truthful girl. If you had said No,' and I afterward found out that you had, it would have under mined my confidence in you." "That's what I thought," said Jenny, softly to herself. Chicago Newt. THE IGNORANCE OF MAN. Inventor "Oh, the fatality of things I Here I have an invulnerable, non-atmospheric, spectacular, refractive, non-reverberating, non-oscillatory watch, per fect in detail and mechanism ; and yet I am almost starving." Friend "Why don't you sell the pat ent?" Inventor "The fools won't buy it, just because it won't keep time. The driveling idiots." 7A Joweltri Circu lar. SMOOTH SAILING FOR HIM. "Your beautiful, amiable and all that sort of thing," he said, "bat you're jfcbt perfect." "Wherein do I fail!" 6he asked. "Your heart is not in the right place." "Not in the right place?" "No; I ought to have it." "Then I shall endeavor to make my self perfect," she said demurely, aod the moon at that instant went behind a cloud. New York Press. HIS BAB CAREER. "Never had a chance to work for yourself?" said the kind, motherly old soul as she handed half a pie to the hun gry applicant for cold victuals, who had told his weird, pathetic tale of woe. "Never, ma'am," he replied. "Al ways had to work for other men. Al ways had to work hard, too, and got mightly little for it." "It must be dreadfully discouraging never to be one's own master." "Yes'm. .It gives one that hired feel ing, you know." Aod he laid his upper hp back and be gan on the pie. Chicago Tribunt. TOO ECONOMICAL. The celebrated physician Dr. Jacoby was walking along , Broadway one day, when he met an old gentleman who was very rich, but who was at the same time noted for his extreme stinginess. The qjd man, who was somewhat of a hypo chondriac, imagined that he could get some medical advice from Jacoby with out paying for it. "Doctor, I am feeling very poorly." "Where do you suffer most?" "In my stomach, doctor." "Ah, that's bad. Please shut your eyes. That's right. Now put out your tongue, so that I can examine it closely." The invalid did as he was told. After li9 had waited patiently for about ten minutes, he opened his eyes and found himself surrounded by a crowd who sup posed that he was crazy. Dr. Jacoby bad, in the meantime, disappeared. New York Comic. The Farms of the Fntnre. "Do you not think, Senator, that the tendency of the times is toward small farms rather than large ones?" "No," replied Senator Casey (of North Dakota), "I do not. I think everything pointa to expansive farming. The farms of the future in this country will bs large ones rather than small ones. Farming becomes more of a business every year, and the probabilities are that from now on farming will be one of tho best paying industries in the United States. The da j of cheap lands is passing away. There is very little unoccupied Govern ment land left which is worth anything, nnd the day has come when the prices of cereals must rise and the people must pay the farmers what their products are worth. The increased consumption of wheat the world over averages forty million bushels every year, and this in crease will go on. The time will come when there will be less wheat than the world wantSj and prices will have to go up to induce the farmers to raise it. As it is now it does not pay to raise wheat in most parts of the United States. The State Board of Agriculture for Ohio lately investigated the matter and found that it costs $20 per acre to raise wheat in that State, and the Secretary of the Board of Trade of Toledo made a similar investigation and found it cost $20 per acre to raise wheat in Southern Michigan. We find that it costs us about $6 per acre for all theiwheat we raise in North Dakota, and you cannot get the farmers to raise wheat in Ohio until you pay them a price that will net them a good per centage over the $20 that it costs to raise it. I look for the time when wheat will be $1.50 a bushel, and even at this rate it will hardly pay to raise it in some parts of the Union." New York Herald. Some Monster Dams. It is to be hoped that the gigantic dams which are being erected in the West for irrigating purposes are being constructed solidly enough to insure the safety of the people living in the valleys below them. Persons who have never seen an irrigating dam have but a slight conception of their immensity. The fol lowing are the dimensions of four of the largest that have been completed within the past year: 1, The Walnut Grove Dam, near Prescott, Arizona, 110 feet high, enclosing 750 acres, with a capacity of '4,000,000,000 gallons. 2. The Merced Dam, Central California, ouo mile long, sixty feet high, 650 acres, capacity 5, 500,000,000 gallons. 3. Sweetwater River Dam, near San Diego, Cal., Linety feet high, 725 acres, capacity 6,000, OUO.OQQ gallons. 4. The Bear Valley Dam, in San Bernardino County, Cali fornia, is sixty feet high, enclosing 2250 acres and will hold 10,000,000,000 gal lons of water. ?. Lou it Republic. A MAGYAR RESTAURANT. HCTTjRES&tTB 8CENES tVt A HTJK GARXAN EATING HOUSE the tVonderously Appetising OdoH FrorA the National Dish, Gulyas- Mad Itevels to Gipsy Music' Like all latge cities, Buda-Pesth has beautiful hotels on which we need waste bo words. Whin we arrive in 1 strung 6 town we do not go in search of those things which it has id common with other municipalities but we look for those things which are distinct and pe culiar! We will then take advantage of the beautiful evening not to visit the National Theatre, where the Hungarian language is used (which, unhappily, wo don't understand), or the New Opera, which strives to compete with the opera houses of other citiesbut to enter a Hungarian restaurant in the courtyard of a house, where somo dusty oleanders form a sort of garden, covered with an awning. Peculiar, wonderously appe tizing odors of the kitchen greet our nostrils, for we are here on the classical soil of the Hungarian "gulyas," which the Viennese pronounce "gollasch," and the Hungarians "gujaasch." What is then, a "gulyas?" Meat roasted in a peppery onion 6aucc. But what a stupid definition that is is! It is like saying that an opera by Mozart is a combination of sounds. One thing, however, is beyond dispute if there is a Hungarian heaven, "gulyas" is sure to be eaten there. "Gulyas," then, is a concoction of onions, pork, meats of all sorts, and paprika (red Hungarian pep per). But who can praise in fitting lan guage its savoriness? Who can describo with adequate eloqmncc the blood-and-marrow-penetrating strength of th paprika, this boasted national product? Who can p raise sufficently tho pungent pepper with which the "gulyas" ia seasoned in such abundant measure that the stranger who eats it feels something dissolve inside of him?3tars dance before his eyes, and the perspiration brciks out upon his brow. B it this excessive pun gency is tempared and enriched by tho potatoes cooked into a mealy liquid and the little dumplings known as "noKeriu." In "gulyas," as in music, there are in finite variations possible, but tho key note is always the paprika. With tho "gulyas," one or more bottles ol fiery Hungarian wine are drunk. Ho, hoi Hungarian brother! Eljen! As an accompaniment to "gulyas" and paprika belongs gypsy music. Oae of the many bands, whose chief is a local celebrity, installs itself in a corner of the room. In foreign countries one sees gypsies of questionable origin. Often they are Bohemians, or even Ger mans (in Hungary they are called Schwooh), who in meretricious huzzah costumes exhibit themselves to their guests. But in Buda-Pesth such play ing at gypsies would not be practicable. Here the brown, brawny fellows, with their shrewd, deep dark eyes, and their mustaches, show themselves in all their native picturesqueness. Their clothes present a mixture of peculiarly Hungarian and European costumes; on their heads they wear small round hats with turaed up brims. The men play without notes and it is asserted that the majority of them do not know one note from an other, but play by ear, , if not to say by instinct. The leader of the band plays the first violin, turning constantly with nervous alertness to the right and to the left, and the others simply accompany his melody with all sorts of variations. An important role belongs in every gypsy band to the cymbal-player, who with two little hammers beats a kind of big zither. According as the leader with nervous, almost convulsive motions belabors his fiddle, the others file away after him, until they work themselves up, just as he does, into a musical de lirium. Long-drawn, plaintive, melan choly, sighing tunes alternate with sud den, unbridled bursts of joy. Like the clever psychologist that he is, the leader of the gypsies instantly pinks out some quiet patrician in the audience, to whom he addresses the rmi6ic. Boldly he places himself in front of him, sticks his fiddle almost into his face,aad pj. forms first tearful tunes, which m ike the listener gaze with a serious intcnt ness into space; then the gypsy accel erates the tempo until he reaches the de lirium,which kindles such an intoxicating ecstacy in the patrician that, with a half smothered "Jail" he grabs his head. When the playing is at an end he says not a word, but pulls from his big leather purse a bank-note of considerable value, and spitting on the back of it, pastes it on the gypsy's forehead. Not so quiet is the scene when the whole company have been wrought into ecstasy ; then some one present is apt to tear a bill of a high denomination in two,give one half to the gypsy and ftick the other half into his pocket, surrendering it only when tho gypsies have given the company their fill of music. Frequently a struggle for ex istence arises between the musicians nn'i the carousers. It has happened many, a time that the gypsies, when they have earned money enough, have vanished one by one just as the company bad been seized with a desire to dance. To guard against this contingency each oue of the band had to pull off one boot and keep the other, playing with one foot bare. The confiscated boots were iluug into the cellar, and only surrendered when tho dance and jollification were at an end. This ingenious procedure docs not ex press, perhaps, a high degree of mutual confidence; but practical and effective it is,which is,after all, tho main considera tion. Harper's Magazine. Some of the English gas meter inspec tors arc being provided with uniforms, because heretofore, according to a Brit ish contemporary, "an undesirable per son if armed with a lantern nod a note book, was able to gain access to domes tic quarters." The Mormon leaders in Sah Lake . City, Utah, are raising a fund of 25, 000 with which to erect a monument tJ the memory of Brigjhara young. 5T BATTLE OP BIRDS. how ttt Wtohs f bfafrht Twe BUM Bird arid Whipped herri ' , In Siif ef Lake "township, Fenflsyl vania, a two-storjr stone mllk-bousa has been standing tot tnore than fifty years When the hiasons built it they knocked thfl mouth frord an old earthen jug, and cemented the jag Into the solid wall toward th peak, leaving the1 open end on the otttsid bf the wall. The kind-hearted worK: faten put the1 Jug tfaerfe for A iarpXMe, and ever siinitnet since thed wreOS have built their nests let it. This season a" pair of blue-birds fcoi there a few hours before the wrens Old, took possession of the Jug with-1 hut any ceremony; and began to carry bits of straw and dried grass into it, flying out and in again every flftee'ri or twenty minutes. Toward noon a1 pair of wrens flitted into the yard, and flew around the milk-house two or three' times. 'Then they made a dive for the opening in the old Jug, darted Into it, and soon flew out equalling spitefully. The reason why they did this was because they found 6ne of the blue birds in there, very busy fixing things up inside. The surprised blue bird followed the wrens, and then a feathered warfare began that lasted for two hours. Finding a 6tranger in a home that had been occupied by wrens for half a century made the little wrens mad all over. They pitched into the blud bird and tried to drive it away, pip ing and screeching as they fought. For a time the blue bird battled with the wrens; but the two were more than a match for it, and it retired to a tree. While it was perched there the wrens flew into the jug, and started to drag out the straw and stuff the blue birds had carried in. The wrens were busy cleaning out the jug when the blue bird on the tree was Joined by its mate. All at once they .flew in a straight line for the Jug. They darted into it like a flash, and in a second the wrens came out as though they had been fired. They had not been cowed by the larger birds, however, for they im mediately turned, darted into the jug, and drove the blue birds out. Then the four birds had it back and forth among the trees for. half an hour, neither party entering the jug while the battle lasted. Finally they stopped fighting, and each side began to carry things into the jug. The wrens made two trips while the blue birds made one, and late in the afternoon the wrens had filled the jug so full of twigs that the blue birds could not get in. There was room for the wrens to go in and out, and they held the fort against their bigger foes, who made several attempts to tear the barrier of twigs away but without success. Toward sundown the birds flew away and never came back: and the wrens have had possession of the jug ever since. Goldthwaite's Geographical Magazine. Iteady-Made Pavement. A kind of bituminous rock which is found in several places in Califor nia is being extensively used for street pavements in that state. These pave ments are very like the asphalt pave ments in New York and other eastern cities, such as that in Wall street. The only difference between the two materials is said to be that asphalt ia a manufactured article made of bitu men and sand, while the rock has practically the 6ame elements natur ally combined. The Most rieannnt Way Of preventing the grippe,4 colds, headaches, and fevers is io use the liquid laxative rem edy. Syrup of Figs, whenever the system needs a gentle, yet effective cleansing. To be benefited one must get the true remedy manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only. For sale by all druggists in 50c. and $1 bottles. The Brnganza diamond, the largest in the world, weighs 1880 carats. Dr. Swan'6 Pastiles Cure female ineaknexee; hihT-Tablets cure chronic constipation. Sam ples free. Dr. Swan, Beaver Dam, Wis. There are over 9000 brass bands in the Salvation Army. Don't fool with indigestion nor wrtn a difordcrcxi liver, hut tak Beecham s lalls for immediate reliel. 25 cents a box. The fchnh of Persia hns a tobacco pipe worth $400,000. Out of Sorts Describes a feeling peculiar to persons of dyspeptic tendency, or caused by change of climate, season or life. The stomach is out of order, the bead acnes or does not feel right, Tho Nerves seemed gtralned to their utmost, the mind Is con fused and Irritable. This condition finds an excel lent corrective in Hood's Sarsapurllia, which, by its regulating and toning powws soon Cures Indigestion restores hrrmony to the system, gives strength of mind, nervj-s and body. Ee sure to get Hood s Sarsaparilla whlfh In rurative power Is Peculiar to Itself. Invested In Pierre to-day will likely bring yon 1000 Inside of 10 years. Writ to me for maps and clrcu lars. CKAS. It. HYPE. Pierre, 8. Dale PENSION Ko Pension. K ret, JOSfcl'U 1J. HtJNTKIC. vVAtJiilHUTOMf - V. 1ICHFIVEOR EUCHRE PARTIE8 1 should send at once to Johh Sfbastiam, G. T. A. E R. L P. R. B., Chicago. TEN CENTS, In stampa. per pack for the slickest cards you ever shuffled. For l.0lf yon will receive free by express ten packs. it l rnM MTul) V, Book -keeping, Buinm Forma, HUM Irnmnnthip, Arithmetic, Short-hand, ete Thoroughly Tadoht by ll A 1 1,. Circulars tree. lirywnt'a College. 457 Wain St., Buffalo, N. Y. 700 In Prizes. Word Contest. For details send 2c. stamp to W. R KRAMER CO., Chan ute, Kansas. iTMLLi Henlth Helper rnrr how. 5 Oe. a year. rfSrr Send for sample. . V Oniilil Morphine Habit Cnrrd in IO lto2fdy. No pay till cured. I lU.JDR.J.8Tfe.PHENSLebanon,Ottio. ,t fTVf?.. 100 FIB CIST -wh,t7M CASH Prises !smt (n. Jsreitary. Or. Brtdmant ri vint,tt,j . $100$ V Deafness Caa'l be Cared Hy local applications, as they cannot reach the' d meftsed portion of the ear. There is only one way to core deafness, and that ia by constitu tional remedies Deafness is ranged by an In flamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets in flamed yoa hare a rnmbliDg sound or imper fect bearing, and when it is entirely closed, deafness ie tba result, and unless the inflam mation can bo taken ont and this tube re stored to ite normal condition, bearing will be destroyed forever, nine cases oat of ten are caused by catarrh, which is nothing bat am in flamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of deafness (caused bv catarrh) that we cannot cure by taking Hall's Catarrh Cure, ftead for circulars, free. r. J. Chxt A Co Toledo Ok Bold by Druggists, 76c The hfifrtsn henrt, In a lifetime of eighty yeats, beats 300,000,000 t)me. . Bnown's Iron Bt ' ters enre DyppleMala rla. Biliousness and Ueneral Debility. . Gives BtrenKth. aids Digestion, tones the nerves creates appetite. The bust ionic for Nursing Blethers weak women and children. tl is said that four-Jfths of all the hail storms occur in the daytime. If your Back Aches, or yon are all worn out, rood for nothing, it is general debility. Brown's Iron Bitters w 11 cure you, make ymt strong, cleanse your liver, and give a good ap petite tones the nerves. There are six schools in Ireland where Irish is taught. FITS stopped free by Dr. Rusk's Grbat Nerve Restorer. No fits after first day's ne. Marvelous cure. Treatise and $ J trial bottlefree. Dr.Kline.931Arch3t.. Phila.,pA. A Birmingham (England) mm collected 640,000 pennies during his lifetime. For Throat Diseases anil Cough u Brown's Bronchial Troches. Like all rfalh good things, thev are imitated. Ihe f'.nuine are sold only in boxtf. In Southern Europe 38,000 oranges have ueen i it-Ken irom one tree. If aflUctedwith soreeyesme Drlsiao Thomp. son's Eye Water. Druggistssell at35a par bottle Berlin, Germany, has 210 miles of streets. Obstinate Blood Humor. I HAD TERRIBLE ECZEMA in bed six months at a time body and limbs swollen and scaly like a dead fish. The itching was terrible, and finaDy LOST MY SIGHT. After treatment by five physicians, and other remedies without relief, J took S. S- S. and IT cured me. My skin is soft and smooth, and the terrible trouble is all gone. R. N. Mitchell, Macon, Ga. I know the above statement to be true. S. S. HARMON, Macon, Ga. I was for some time troubled with an obstinate RASH OR.iyPMORx that spread over my face and breast. I consulted physicians, and used many remedies without a care. At the suggestion of a friend I used Swift's Specific, which completely cured me. Thti was two years ago, and I have had no return of the trouble. E.H.Wells', ChesterAeldVa. S. S. S. is the safest and best remedy for all troubles of the Bloo! nd Skin.' It cures by removing the cause, and at the same time builds up the general healths Send for our Treatise, mailed free. SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., AtlaNa, Ga. OHm TALiV.ACE'S "LIFE OF CHRIST." P'J1"" B11 tr'P To, Throngb. and f rom the ( hrlHt-I and. niutratl with oer 400 wonder iJ?JPVlf?tr?JL,5raild JB,0tUP8.. Jerusalem on the day of the craclBiion, in 1 2 colors and tan fee in length. Kxoluave territory So 'Capital needed. It Ci PA Y. Also Mnd nume d P. O. of 5 (yrwita or those I 1 linn AfJFNTQ WANTFn ont'id HM Tm'ilMHrd Biography FttEt. : lwWJflUr.HIO IT All I LU. Address HISTORICAL PUB. CO.. Phi la. Pa. Cod-liver oil suggests con sumption; which is almost un fortunate. Its best use is be fore you fear consumption when you begin to get thin. Consumption is only one of the dangers of thinness. Scott's Emulsion of cod liver -oil makes the thin plump, and the plump are almost safe. Let us send you a book on CiHiEFUL living free. Scott h Downs, Chemists, iia South th Avenue. New York. Your druggist keeps Scott's Emulsion o cod-liver oil all druggists everywhere do. t. 5 Ely's Cream Balm QUICKLY CURES GOLD ih HEAD PHlTstO TESTS. Apply Balm Into each nostril. ELY BROS.. VI Warren St, N.Y. ooooooooooo m THE SMALLEST PILL IN THE WORLD ! 9 TUTT'S !! TINY LIVER PIIXS a have all the virtues of the larger ones ; a 7 equally effective; purely vegetable. fp Exact size shown in this border. ooooooooooo IF Yon don't want comfort If you dent wish to look well dressed. If you don't want the nest, then yon dont want the Lace Back Suspender. Your dealer has H if he is alive. II ho isn't he shouldn't be your dealer. W will mail a pair on receipt of $1.00. None enuino without the stamp as above. Lace Back Snspender Co., 67 l'rinoe Etreet, M. T. AGEffiPS! trMTjiSgmen WANTED to SELL Ih WORLD'S CHAM PI ON, tho Greatest Hand Com Sheller on Earth. The only Sheller that will titih enra aod separate the cob. r-hell 10 bush els per hour. Price $.1..r0. Nickel Plated, Warranted. The lmproTed is out.snd in the finest on record. S.'jCO per montn for agenta. eienn si for terms. Allinnemmt telicittd. M O . E . I) a v 1 1 w o ! , Inven t r,N h i 1 1 fjTen 0, THE WORLD'S SOUVENIR. A beautiful, bright Aluminum Pocket Coin. Larger than a silver dol lar. Lighter than 50 cents. New patent. Simple and Instructive,. A wheel within a wheel. Shows whole year at slsbt for ever. Shows Dominical Letter year ly. Temperance pledfre on back. Best advertising medium in the world. SiO made daily selling them. Cat this out. Name this paper. Two namnles by mnllfortl- Agents wanted everywhere. W. W KITCHEN. Patentee, Kockford, HI. Farm Land In 6. Dak.; fine, rich soil, and such land aa will be worth $30 an acre Inside of five years can now be bought for 3 to 6 an acre. For special bargains write to ClI A S. L. HYDE, Pierre, S. Dak. j Piso's Remedy for Catarrh Is the ff I . Pest. Kasleet to TVe. nnd CTheapfst f Bold by drugKisls or teui by moil. I 1 . T. Baseltlne, Warren, Pa. J A GT H M A-nMB 'Hre.s, we will mi trial vUIICMbo icver utU: sptW i vo TKP?,TArTIRBJ..CO.,E0CHttTtls.T.rrfciU ' HOT TLB i mm Jil I SS-5 1 K COFYftltHTlBtl It's an insula to your intelligence, but some un scrupulous dealers try it. For in stance : you're suffering from some Skin, Scalp or Scrofulous affection,, or are-feeling " run - down " and; "used-tip." There's a torpid liver, impure blood, and all that may com from it. You've decided, wisely, that Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery is the medicine to help you. You knov that it's guaran teed to do so, as no other blood purifier is. If it doesn't benefit or enre, yon get your money back. But what is best for yom to tale isn't always best for the dealer to sell. He offers something else' that's "just as good." Is it likely f If the makers of a medicine can't trust it, can you f One of two things has to happen. You're cured of Catarrh, or you're paid $500 cash. That's what is promised by the proprietors of Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. By its; mild, soothing, cleansing, and heal ing properties, it cures tho worst cases. rpKE KIPA5S TABULKS reffulato tho stomneh, 1 livor and bowels, purify toe blood, are pleaa ant to take, fe and alwayn effectual. A reliable reme.1v for lUliousnw, Blotches on the Face, Briglit's Dlaa.sc, Catarrh, Colic, Constipation, Ohrouie Plan-hoe. C'htouio Liver Trouble, Dia betes, Disordered Stomarh, Dizziness. Dysentery, Pvspep3in, Fema, Flatulence. Female Coni pfaints. Foul Brwitli, Headache, Heartburn, Hives, janndii-e. Kidney C'omplalnta, Liver Troubles, Loss of Annettto. rarnuii impression, rtansea, Nettle Kaan, Painful Dlrc' tlon, rlmnlos to the Head Ruith of Blood Sallow Com Kheum, Scald nla. Sick Heart- plexion, Salt Head, Scrof arte, Skin Dl?-fit-oaisw-h, Tired Liver, Ulcers, and evertf oth- naaea, Sour FeelWS, lorpia Wtr Bnmh ;r synfptom or difease that ImnnrA hloorl Ar n fnllii, In riiA nroner MrfrTIB- results i"ui ance of their functions by tho stomach, liver afd Intestines. Persons griven to over-eating are ben efited by taking one tabule after each meal. A continued use of the Ripnn Tabules Is the surest cure for otvtinat ronKtipatlon. They contain nbthlnK that can he tnjnrtoiia to the most deli cate. 1 cross 2, 1-2 (trow 1-4 eross 74c., 1-24 cross 1ft cents. Sent by mall postage paid. Address THE RIPANS CHliJUCAI. COMPANY, P. O. Box 672. New York. nn not pp nFRPiurn with pastes, Enamels, and Paints ti!ch Stain the hands. Injure tho Iron, and burn off. The Rising Sun Stove Polish is Brilliant, Odor, less. Durable, and the consumer pays tor no tin or ems package with every purchase. BN U 2 JONES' SCAM O" THE BEST fW o FUlilsY WARRArTEO 5 Ton Scales $ 60 Freight Paid Ap0NESK BlHQHAMTgftiNY "WOODBURY'S FACIAL 80AF. u wio osiu, DnipBiiQ tpitXli M tniltnf U vmnrm avttArUn roa.l Uaaipttt Cake o nd 128 p. book ou DormatniorT and BeautT.lIllus.); on Skin, Sralp, Nervous and Blood dlseaaa and theuf treatment, sent sealed for lt-1 also DlnnOl'REMEXTS UkeBtaTC aUiUS,' Main. Wnrti. Iala lak and rna srka. Sean, Flttlan, liodBMt f 1m, S tterB Bn nlr, nnpln, ., remevM, .'OtlN II. WOObBVHY. BEMAZ0I4WICA& INRTITXTK. lib Wort 41aL81rMt, K. V. tit; nr. consmJcaae ed ia aaoh bIm free, at effico or by letter, agent wan Km to Sit W. tluitt. , K.Z., Swills lARFIELDTi Over, comes results I of toavtt eaiuiMicurei Sic It Headaches res.oresComplexion(cnrosCBtipatlot. wm be th6 next young city to surprise yon with a wonderful growth. She is tho most promising oity of her size In the United States. Besides a large extent of fertile lands, there are worlds of wealth in miner als tributary to her, Including Immense deposits of Coat, Iron, Tin, Lead, Silver & Gold. Two rallromls are now building, and three Others nave lately surveyed Into Pierre. The harvest of lf91 Is the greatest ever known. Now is THE Time certainly to Invest Correspondence solicited. For further Informa tion address CIIA8. I.. HYDE, Pierre, 6. Dak. SEND FOR CATALOGUE, LAWN TENNIS, BASe.!-l-i -ieti r if (SZP its I J ft. J1 TACKLE. IflTR'aaS 3!I ' 11 la Bifetr. InUlll BmiTtm, g I I . SOTS' .d SlktS' a4Jaial Case Bearing 9,d titNTV.nd LaniKR' S la.. Ball Bartas 4$ 3 t SWTS' c LAHIKH' SOIa., Ball B lap.. .......... B2 fc SWTS' or HOIKS' SO la.. Ball Baar trUM ail 0W.,.B4. I, C. r.UACHAM ARMS C3M ST.LCUiS.U mm 4 PIERRE 'V X T v 0
The Roanoke Beacon and Washington County News (Plymouth, N.C.)
Standardized title groups preceding, succeeding, and alternate titles together.
Feb. 12, 1892, edition 1
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