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Made Mo a Well Man
Mr. Louis Young, 205
Merrimac St., Rochester, N.
Y., writes:
"f suffered fof thirty years
With Chronic bowel trouble, atom
nrh trouble and .hemorrhages) of
the bowel.
We bought a bottle Of Peruna
and I took It faithfully, and I
beano to feel better..
My wife persuaded me to con
tinue, and I took it for some
time as directed. Now X m a
wH man."
ass
Mi VIA
Suffered thirty
years with
stomach
trouble and
hemorrhages of the bowels.
XJo.uld or Tablet Form
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THE
MARKETING BY PARCEL POST
n
SOLO FOR BO YEARS.
For MAIARIA, CHILLS and FEVER. EJSisE" 2ZglSE?S2!l
And Trr Wasn't Pleased.
After Tli , ;u Esq., had been a
member of ii. . ity council for several
years he thought that at the earliest
opportunity he would endeavor to get
a permanent record of his term of of
fice there. Nothing would he more fit
ting than to have a street called after
him.
After having expressed his desire to
several of his cronies on the strict Q.
T. he got his. wish. They had a place
n;.nied after him :
"Soar place." London Mail.
Sugar Beet Experiments.
By experiments with sugar beets it
has been proved that plants growing
close to the ground thrive better when
planted in rows running from east to
M'est rather than from north to south.
If your eyes smart or feel scalded, Ro
man Eye Balaam applied upon going to bed
la Juat the thing to relieve them. Adv.
Germany prohibits sale of newspa
pers from foe countries.
Plan Outlined by Department of Agri
culture for Buildina Ud Trade M
and How to Keep It.
iTrepared by the United States Depart
ment of Agriculture.)
Parcel post as a. means of transpor
tation has been found by commercial
houses to be useful and efficient. There
Is no reason why farmers cannot make
extensive use of it under certain condi
tions If they will. It has been found
that one of the chief factors In pre
venting the satisfactory development
of parcel post marketing has been the
price asked by some farmers for prod
uce. To Illustrate: One farmer's wife
was receiving 20 cents a pound for but
ter In her local market, a country
store. When asked If she would be
willing to ship It to a city by parcel
post, and at what price, she replied
that she would do so at 50 cents a
pound. Would-be purchasers frequent
ly have been known to offer producers
Happy Thought.
The manager of the prison baseball
team was bidding farewell to his star
pitcher, who had just finished serving
a sentence of five years.
"The team's going to be badly crip
pled without you."
"Maybe so." answered the great in
tramural slab artist, who was also a
modest man. "But I don't see how I
can stay any longer. The authorities,
you know "
"Of course, not now. But after
vou've seen air your friends on the out- ! f Ltl )i
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Mtie mm iiau- juul uiiip, w iij inn uiuib.
a crib or something and come back to
us?" Birmingham Ape-Herald.
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When a young man finally gets mar
ried, the girls who "also ran" are
unanimous in condemning his choice.
When Baby la Teething
QROVH'S BAB V BOWKL MEWCINM will correct
the 3..mach and Bowel troubles. Perfectly harm
less. Sea directions on the bottle.
Health may be wealth for some, but
it is poverty for the doctor.
.
forward
dl
With no thought of bursting shrap
nel and poisonous gases into which
they plunge with every muscle tense,
with every faculty of mind alert,
with one thought only TO FIGHT
AND WIN.
That is the way our men are going
into battle. When the shrill whistle
sounds the advance, out they go their
whole heart in the task before them.
No power on earth can hold them back.
Forworn
W 0
The same sharp challenge to battle
is sounding for us. We must answer
in the same proud way the way of
our righting men the American way.
We must lend the way they fight.
We must show the war-maddened
Hun a united American people mov
ing forward7 shoulder to shoulder,
irresistibly, to Victory.
Our task is to supply the money,
the ships, the guns, the shells that we
must have to win. It is a tremendous
task. We must do it as our fighting
men do theirs with the indomitable
spirit of Victory.
We must work, and save, and lend
with one thought only TO FIGHT
AND WIN.
Get into the fight with your whole
heart. Buy Bondsto the utmost!
This Space Contributed by
Swift & Company
Well-Prepared, Attractive Parcel Post
a lower price than they can obtain in
their local markets. It is needless to
say that such imperfect and erroneous
Ideas as to proper and equitable prices
altogether defeated the possibility of
marketing produce by parcel post.
Business in marketing by parcel post
can be secured and held only by ship
ping produce of high quality and by
charging reasonable prices.
The larger the quantity, within the
postal limits, that Is shipped at any
one time, the more economical Is the
factor of postage and therefore the
more attractive from the viewpoint of
cost both to the producer and to the
consumer. This applies both to ship
ments and the return of empty con
tainers. It would not be economical to
secure half a dozen different kinds of
vegetables from as many different pro
ducers, but If a supply of half a dozen
kinds of vegetables, or vegetables and
fruits, could be obtained In one parcel
from one producer It would be both
advantageous and attractive.
Another advantage to the producer
In parcel post marketing is that his
mall box or local post office becomes
his shipping station. This relieves him
from any extra trip In order to make
shipment, as the rural mall carrier
takes the shipment from the mall box
or some member of the farmer's fam
ily deposits It at the post office when
going to call for the mail.
Many farmers often have a small
surplus of produce, not needed for
home consumption, which could be
marketed if some ready means of get
ting It to a consumer were available.
The parcel post supplies this medium.
There are also many supplemental or
side lines of production which could
be developed for the same purpose.
Mutual confidence and helpfulness
are needed In order to succeed; co-operation
Is needed. Consumers are In
terested in buying by parcel post only
when they can secure more satisfac
tory produce, some advantage In price,
or both. The producer will not be in
terested in marketing by parcel post
unless It means some additional net
return to him. A high quality of prod
uce, well prepared, carefully and at
tractively packed, and forwarded so as
to reach Its destination at the time de
sired will go a long way toward the es
tablishment and continuance of busi
ness. Ordinary or Inferior produce will
not only lose a customer but hinder the
gaining of others. The producer must
aim to give satisfaction by supplying
jls customers, as nearly as possible,
with produce which meets their indi
vidual desires. The consumer must
also aim to give satisfaction by proper
ly caring for and returning containers,
making prompt remittances as agreed
upon and by doing his part In all
phases of the transaction. In other
words, a square deal Is needed.
OESERTER GETS
COLD RECEPTION
Wanderer Returns After Absenc:
of Thirteen Years and Asks
to Be Forgiven.
Chicago. Bronzed ann sunburned,
Paul Thiel, who deserted his wife and
family 13 years ago, has returned to
Chicago after many years of prospect
ing In the West, wandering in Mexico,
working in p restaurant in Kansas
City, Mo., and running a bar in the
"Barbary coast" of San Francisco.
Thiel returned as from the grave and
came home surrounded in an atmos-
Tonight! Take Dodson's Liver Tone!
Better Than Calomel For Liver
i
Calomel sickens! If bilious, constipated and head
achy read my guarantee, f
Listen to me ! Take no more sicken
ing, salivating calome' bilious or
constipated. Don't lo. a day's work!
Calomel Is mercury or quicksilver,
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calomel, when it comes Into contact
with sour bile, crashes into it, break
ing it up. This is when you feel that
awful nausea and cramping. If you
are sluggish and "all knocked out," if
your liver is torpid and bowels consti
pated or j-ou have headache, dizziness,
coated tongue, if breath Is bad or
stomach sour, just take a spoonful of
harmless Dodson's Liver Tone.
Here's my guarantee Go to any
drug store and get a bottle of Dodson's
Liver Tone for a few cents. Take a
spoonful tonight, and If it doesn't
straiRhten you right up and make yo
feel fine and vigorous by morning, I
want you to go back to the store and
get your money. Dodson's Liver Tone
is destroying the sale of calomel be
cause it Is real liver medicine; entire
ly vegetable, therefore it can not sali
vate or make you sick.
I guarantee that one spoonful T
Dodson's Liver Tone will put your
sluggish liver to work and clean your
bowels of that sour bile and consti
pated Waste which , is clogging your
system and making you feel miserable.
I guarantee that a bottle of, Dodson's
Liver Tone will keep your entire fata
lly feeling fine for months. Give it to
your children. It is harmless; doesn't
gripe and they like its pleasant tastsY
Adv.
His Reception by His Wife Was Cool.
phere of mystery and romance. But
there was no romance about it for his
wife, Martha, whose name appeared
in the directory as "Martha, widow of
Paul."
. If Thiel expected that all would be
forgiven and that his journey would
end in a lovers' meeting he was disap
pointed. His reception by his wife was
cool. The children, however, were more
lenient and It Is through their hearts
that Thiel is seeking to win back the
lost love of his wife. The wanderer,
pending his banishment, Is the guest of
bis married daughter, Mrs. Robert
Firestone.
Thiel returned to Chicago to see his
oldest son, George, before the boy was
called to the colors. George, who was
a little curly headed fellow when his
father left, is now eighteen and is anx
ious to get Into the service.
"We are for dad," said George. "He'a
going to stay, and we like him."
But with the mother it was different.
No regrets can quite blot out the mem
ory of 13 bitter years.
"Why should I take him back?" she
asked. "He left me with four llttlt
children. We were living In the coun
try at the time and he was working in
a greenhouse, I hadn't a cent and
had to write to my relatives in Chicago
in order to get back to town. Then I
worked in a laundry to buy clothes for
the children and to send them to
school. I had an opportunity to marry
again. Once was enough. I don't need
a husband, but if the children want a
father well, It's up to them."
During his roaming through the
West and In Mexico, Thiel never wrote .
to his family. When he finally ap
peared after his years of absence, the
wanderer decided to remain in Chicago.
Born Advertiser.
The other day a fishmonger went
through the streets of ii small New
England town blowing a horn and be
tween blasts yelling, "Scup and scrod!"
"Soup and scrod" two well-known
kinds of fish in that country.
A woman came to a door and said:
"(!ii:itMe si, siMin."
ilavi n't any sciip,"' said the
fishmonger.
"Well, then." said the woman, "what
are you yelling scup tor if vou
haven't got any 'scup?'"
"Well," replied the fishmonger, "J
didn't want you to forget scup when
I got scup!" Printer's Ink.
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, that famous old remedy
for infants and children, and see that it
Bears thp
Signature of OStfM&ll
In Use for Over 30 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
The Harvest.
"Now, let me see," says the modern
fanner, looking over his field ; "there's
a new automobile in that lot, a dress
apiece fr the girls, a hat for Maria
and somethin' left over for Bob in
France to set 'em up to the fellers."
Toledo Blade.
Her Status.
"She is a mere butterfly of society,
isn't she?" "Well, not exactly. I
should rather call her a butter-in."
Lying too much in bed Is almost as
bad as lying too much out of It.
Indigestion produce disagreeable and
sometimes alarming lymptomi. Wrlght'a
Indian Vegetable Pills atimulate the diges
tive processes to function naturally. Av.
England is opening schools for fac
tory workers.
Mixed About Mother.
My husband, who is stationed at
(.'amp Zachary Taylor, Ky., yas pres
ent when si mie negro soldiers were
signing up for government insurance.
One soldier, having named hi
mother as tin beneficiary of his poJ
ier, gave hi own age as thirty-six.
;i! i'ii!n :'! !,; r.v !:; fsge
was nnsw ivd : Thirty-eight." The
odicer said, "'Why, man, she's bound to
be older than that," whereupon he re
ceived this reply, "h, well, boss, just
make it fawty then."
Another negro soldier gave hit
mo:her's maiden name as Mary Thom
as and in a few moments exclaimed,
"Ilnd on a minute, sun ; that ain't
her name; it's Mary Thompson. Some
way I'se just got so much on maa
mind I can't seem to think."
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cord
by local applications as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There to:
only one way to cure Catarrhal Deafness
and that Is by a constitutional remedy.
HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE act
through the Blood on the Mucous Surface
of the System. Catarrhal Deafness 1
caused by an Inflamed condition of th
mucous lining: of the Eustachian Tube.
When this tube Is inflamed you have a
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and
when it is entirely closed. Deafness is ths
result. Unless the Inflammation can be re
duced and this tube restored to its nor
mal condition, hearing may be destroyed
forever. Many cases of Deafness ar
caused by Catarrh, which Is an inflamed
condition of the Mucous Surfaces.
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any
case of Catarrhal Deafness that cannot
bo cured by HALL'S CATARRH
MEDICINE.
All Druggists 75c. Circulars free.
F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
Your Own Way.
Many have an idea that it would in
pleasant always to have their ow
way. It is sometimes pleasant, but
tho results are not gratifying. It is
the road that leads to temptation an J
bondage of sin.
A well wisher is one who invests hl8
coin In oil wells.
GOOD-BYE BACKACHE, KIDNEY
AND BLADDER TROUBLES
DAIRY COW FOOD CONSERVER
One Great Law Is to Turn Inedible
Feeds Into Food In Cheap
est Manner Possible.
(Prepared by the United States Depart
ment of Agriculture.)
Two facts stand out prominently as
reasons for the increased production
and use of milk. The first is that
milk as purchased on the market
usually supplies food material togeth
er with the growth-producing meat or
eggs. The second reason is that the
dairy cow is the most economical pro
ducer of animal food. One great law
of food conservation is to turn In
edible feeds into edible foods in the
cheapest possible manner. The dairy
cow will utilize coarse materials, in
edible to humans such as grass, corn
stalks, bay, etc. and will turn them
Into milk. Other farm animals also
are converters of coarse roughage Into
edible foods but are. net so efficient a
the dairy cow.
SETS COT AFiPiE WHILE
IN JAIL TO AVOID FINE
Stevens Point, Wis. When
John Liss was arrested for en
gaging in an argument with Joe
Ostrowskl, who was also taken
into custody, John calmly set
the cot in his cell afire and went
to sleep. Joe woke up to find
himself nearly smothered and to
see John still slumbering amid
a circle of flames. Joe gave the
alarm and with John was re
leased, only to be haled Into
court and fined as per schedule.
For centuries all over the world
JOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil has af
forded relief in thousands upon thou
sands of cases of lame back, lumbago,
sciatica, rheumatism, gallstones, gruv
el and all other affections of the kid
neys, liver, stomach, bladder and al
lied organs. It acts quickly. It does
the work. It cleanses your kidneys
and purifies the blood. It makes a
new man, n new woman, of you. It
frequently wards off attacks of the
dread and fatal diseases of the kid
neys. It of ln completely cures the
distressing diseases of the organs of
the body allied with the bladder and
kidneys. Bloody or cloudy urine, sed
iment, or "brickdust" indicate an un
healthy condition.
Do not delay a minute If your back
aches or you are sore across the loins
or have difficulty when urinating. Go
to your druggist at once and get a
box of imported GOLD MEDAL IIa&i
lem Oil Capsules. They are pleasant
and easy to take. Each capsule con
tains about one dose of five drops.
Take them just like you would any
pill. Take a small swallow tf water
if you want to. They dissolve in the
stomach, and the kidneys soak up the
oil like a sponge does water. They
thoroughly cleanse and wash out the
bladder and kidneys and throw off the
infiannnati'-n which is the cause of
the trouble. They will quickly relieva
those stiffened joints, that backache,
rheumatism, lumbago, sciatica, gall
stones, gravel, "brickdust," etc. They
are an effective remedy for all dis
eases of the bladder, kidney, liver,
stomach and allied organs. Yoor
druggist" will cheerfully refund your
money if you are not satisfied after a
few days' use. Accept only the pure,
original GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil
Capsules. None other genuine. Adv.
BEES ROUT TRAFFIC COP
Take Possession of His Sun Umbrella
On Busy City Street
Crossing.
Amsterdam, N. Y. Bees put a traffic
officer here to rout. Traffic Policeman
Albert Leagher left his post for a few
minutes. When he returned he found
a swarm of bees In possession of his
sun umbrella. lie Is stationed at the
busiest crossing in the city. A largo
crowd gathered. For three hours all
kinds of methods for driving bees from
their perch were tried.
Finally Ralph Kline, engineer in the
department of public works, flirted
with the queen bee and got her away.
The rest followed.
Policeman Stops Game.
Kansas City, Mo. Odilo A. Cyre,
nineteen, of Clyde, Kan., arrived at the
Union station here nith $51. He came
to enlist in Uncle Sam's navy.
Two strangers offered to escort litm
to the recruiting station. In a near-by
saloon the strangers argued as to hla
weight Each had lifted Cyre several
times when a police officer hove In
sight and took a hand In Jie proceed
ings. Six dollars and a watch had
been "lifted" from Cyre.
1 (mX3SES33
The first sign of stomach misery
usually comes after over-eating.
The doctors call it "superacidity .
The people say "sour stomach".
Millions of people who have lost
their ambition, energy, courage,
vitality and strength who are
weak, pale and listless who go
through life just dragging one foot
after another tired ana worn out
nearly all the time nervous, ini
table, subject to sffi
severe headache. (M&
insomnia, and a
long train of physi
cal ills would be
surprised, yes,
dumbfounded, to
learn that it is just
an acid-stomach that
is causing them all their
misery, xet in nearly
nine t:iii.:3 uut di r.eu uiai is
just where the trouble start?. .
Now a sour, acid-stomach, or ' "sup
eracidity", of course, simply means
too much acid in the stomach. You
can now quickly rid your stomach of
its excess acid. A wonderful modern
remedy called E ATONIC literally
wipes it out. It does the work easily.
quickly and thoroughly. It makes
the stomach pure, sweet, cool and
comfortable. It helps you to ret fall strens-tk
out of every mouthful of food you est: ami
unless you do get full strength from your
food yoa cannot enjoy robust, vigorous
health.
EATONlC is in tablet form. They z
pleasant tastinir ust like bit nf mnrf
g and re absolutely harmless. Tsk
wonderfully different you will feeL Se
LAVZZ'COyy "mediate effects of acid-stom-
:n Dlost. heartburn, be. f
chin?, food repeating. ia .
aiffeeuon. etc. see. tost r
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how quickly your
eral health improves
how much you rebsk
your food how much i
more easily your food .
le dice ted how aoundbr
ness and irritability dias
ear. And all simply becau .
takiair EATONlC. yoi'
rid your stomach of a lot of
ri-l that has bran hnldinir YirJ
making your life miserable.
So get a big box of EATONlC
druggist today. Ue is authorized tt
EATONlC to please you and you carf
make this guarantee good. If EA
in any way. take it back be wiV
money. If your druggist V
EATONlC write to us direct f
you a big 50c box and you can
you receive it. Address
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