THE FRANKLIN PRESS page Six Why John Wouldn't " H?.ve His Life Insured One hi then there inshorancc iigcnts ,was over here in Goose Hol ler the tother day, and about ,;hc Tfirst one he wnt to see was John Tight-Wad. He interduccd himself .and said he v. as representing a life . anshoraiice company, and' asked John if. he had ever had his life inshorcd. "Gosh, no," said John, "and not giving you no short iriswer, but I don't be lieve you can -:nhore it nuthqr. See liere, stranger, arc - you trying to Muff me, or do you mean that you :-an shorc-nuf nstibre a man's life?" Why, certainly, John, that's my -Lusincss, and every man ought to liave his life 'insured. It's a duty he owes to his family, and I've come to you the first one, because I hcarf you ire the leading citizen in this com munity, . and they say if you'll have your life insured it'll be, no trouble to get the .balance of them, for they'll . foilow" you just like. a pack of skeep after the belled wether." "Well, 'stranger," said John. "I guess you're about rightjout this inshorance tusiness,. Me and the old woman has : rais'ed a good sized family, and have had to work mighty hard to feed and clothe them, and to keep soul' and , tody' together, and now our children has all gone to homes of their own and we are left alone, and we. ain't ;as stout as vvc used to be, and you see old age is telling on- us, and the Prepress Is Mads in Crop Investigations .Raleigh, N.V.; Feb. U.-Good prog ress was made diirfog the past year in the fertility and crop studinf of the North Carolina Kxperiment Sta: tion, reports C. B. Williams, Chief of the Diyision of ' Agronomy. ' The Div ision reports the completion of soil survey work in Sampson, Currituck, Camden and P6lk counties and the beginning of work in Rutherford, Greene, Wilson and Northampton counties, The soil' survey is the basis of experimental studies made in the State. . Most of the studies made by this Division have to do with find- thought upon some of the outstand ing methods of building up the fer- ingroblems of highway transporta- tility of the soil and at the same time t6n in a very interesting way. worn . 1 .:i..U. ...U:i--4 . . I J .L. 1-. old woman has saved up a little tor a ainy day, froqi her chicken and eggmtmey.-and as luck will have it, 'sold a yoke of steer the tother day, ' and so if you'll inshore me and the eld woman both to live to be. a 100 years old. and then both to die about . the same tir.e. so one won't be left to weep and mourn for the tother , one, we'll give you $10.00 apiece, spot cash, and pay the money down with out grumbling." , "Excuse hie, Mr. Tight-Wad," said the agent, "but you lont understand the propositon. I "wouldn't insure you to-live till sun down, for $1,000. What Imean to do is to have a doctor give you a health . examination, and if you pass the ex amination all right, then for only a . .few dollars I'll insure your wife to . et a $1,000 at your death." "Nothing kiiig," says John. "You can't pull 4 he wool over, my eyes that-a-way. JWr vou know that if a woman of securing good crop yields while" the soil, is not depleted ot its plant food. , The' division conducted a number of tests on all of the Branch Station Farms and the central farm at the College, studying the fertilizer re quirements of ctor3 and the plant food deficiencies of "the soil. In near ly every case it was found that or ganic matter would greatly improve the soil and was one of the principal reeds. Lime was needed in growing crops for turning under, especially 111 the case of legumes. The tobacco tests showed that muriate of potash gave good yields of quality weed but thi't the tobacco would not burn as well as where Sulphate of potash was used. The use of magnesium in the different carriers like' dolomitic lime stone helped to control the disease known as "sanddrown. In addition to the fertility tests, the division conducted many experi mcnts looking to the improvement of the general crops grown in the State Breeding work with cotton, corn, small grains and soybeans was con tinued and the division finds that considerable improvement can be made in crop yields and quality of crops by this work. Practical re sults are secured from (the experi mental breeding ... by placimi the im proved strains of crops aniong lead ing farmers for demonstration work. In some cases the. extension workers have taken these';, results and used them in community crop improve ment cyganizatio,ris and have secured definite return. in: a large way. &r ' , Jl v (Nwpaper Member No. 6297.) ' Street Specifications For Suburban Roads Increased Traffic Hat Taught People To Demand Higher Types of Highway!. Friday, February 15, 1"'M ii - LYMAN CHURCH IS . . DESTROYED BY FIRE HE "Motor Roadeo Dinner," held at the Hotel Plaza, New York, in January, under the auspices of the Ih'ghway Committee and the Traffic Planning and Safety Commit tee of the N. A. C. of C, focused WHAT IS A BABY BEEF? Raleigh. N. C, Feb. 9. A number of beef cattle growers in the various parts of the State have become in terested in producing veal or baby beef for the market. Some of .these crrov. ers see nossibilities of a new in- knowed shed git a 1.101) .when tne . (iUGtry in this phase of livestock man died, she'd not do much to j farming. At least one county has l eep. him well and strong, and if he j taken steps to form a Veal Producer;;' took sick, she d not send tor no doc tor, but jist as like as not, she'd think ing the heavy speech and the too technical discussionv certain topics were presented for argument which are extremely pertinent to modern road problems, ' . "Will they walk?" the story of the "sanitation point" of good roads, reached in many instances today and rapidly Aeing reached on many other highways, ran neck-and-neck , with "Where shall I park my car?" in in terest. "Lose a minute, save a life," w;is a safety discussion, but safety from the sane, angle' and not that of mere extra regulation and "more f police," 'usually the only, answer of the municipality to cries for safer streets. "Who's your neighbor?" brought out the fact that where yvc used to speak in acres, we now talk in miles, and that "neighbor" now means the chap anywhere within ten miles, when it used to mean the fel low across the road. "Putting the Bus in Business," "Green Lands and Terminals," "Blazing Xew Trade Rentes," "Who Pays for the Roads?" are all suggestive topics which will bear discussion in other places and at other times than this. The day of the good road is here! Meetings of this kind but emphasize the immediate need of more of them, built to last, and built for tomorrow and tomorrow's problems as well as for today's. . This is a big couritry and it takes time for sentiment to permeate its four corners, . but those legislators who do not have a true visioiKof the insistent demand of the votars for adequate transportation via V their highways are going to find them sH'-es left out in the political cold in the verv near future. Better city streets, have taught ve hicle users "to demand better subur ban roads. The requirements for the country road are not as drastic as for the street' in the municipality, but they are much closer than they were ten or fifteen years ago. For fast moving traffic city pave ment must be. smooth, not only to permit the rapid "and comfortable movement of vehicles but to conserve fuel and tiresl A slight saving is the operating cost per vehicle reaches a large aggregate when the vast num ber of motor cars is considered which justifies a considerable outlay to ob tain smoothness. This factor gets bigger every year, in county road specifications. Impact attracts the attention of en gineers to an increasing degree.. A wheel with a drop of 1 inch when in motion delivers a blow equivalent to six times the dead weight. City engi neers, therefore, attach increasing'im portance to the resiliency of pave ments to take up the shock of impact. County road engineers build more flexibly every year. It is now almost impossible to close an important street to traffic for any time. The engineer must, therefore, select his type with ready repairs in mind. Even when possible to detour traffic the cost in extra fuel over a comparatively short space of. time adds enormously to. the cost of the pavement ' . ' Quick repairabilitj is now much con'idercd in county-road design. v. ner rengious amy io . give imu something or other that would cause 1 im to die easy, and git him out of "Lis misery. No sir, if1 you're fishing for suckers, .you'll have to go "some -v.heres else or use a different bait. I ain't a bitin' at no sicli. Why, if I's to die and the old woman was to git 'a. $1,000, it wouldn't be morc'n six month's till some scoundrel would marry her "jist to git her money, and : when he got it he'd run away and '; leave her, and the last state of that vouian would be worse than the first, for fhe'd be", left a grass widder, with no yisibil mens of support. When if 1 sic didn't inherit no money, some .. .good honest man would marry her jist because he knowed she'd make liim.the best wife in the world, -jist like she has me. But the case would . he different with a man. It looks to rac'like yo-.i might inshore me to git a $1,000 when the old woman dies, , rfor. sW.s mighty ' nigh shore to die 'tfrst anyhow. Why, she's been f ailin so fast fur the last year, that you can't "hardly tell her from her grand .tmammy nowi Then thera'd be no laiiger of nobody marrying, me for vmy money, fur ) wouldn't let them. ';Sof if you'll inshore me to git a $1,000 .atthe old woman's death, and it ; won't cost me morc'n $10.00, jist draw , sip the papers and I'll sign them, and it's jist as they told you, stranger, if -I go into it every man in Goose Hol ler will take' stocks and you'll have to git yon a' private Secretary to., help jou draw' tip the documents." )'Will, - Mr. Ti:. ;-Wad," said the agenL "I'll tome ;:nn:id and see you again and -explain the matter so's you'll under stand it." So I don't know whether ( Vight-Wad ever got his papers fixed for .a l,C0O or not, JESS NONSENSE. Association. This interest has Jed rr" . Prof. R. S. Curtis of the Anmal In- ; -- Land Deed, Mortgage Deed nd Chattel Mortgages tor tale at The Lyman, Wash.,"Feb. 1. The Meth odist church at Lyman was totally destroyed by fire last Sunday night about' ' 8 o'clock. The fire started near the flue in the room in vVhich the pastor and his wife had been living; The Epworth League was holding a meeting at the time,' and the fire was first noticed near the door of the entry,, fey Mr. "Frank Bassett who"" gave the alarm. Those who were in the church barely had time to escape, before the entrance was all in flames. The rest of the building caught quick ly and was beyond saving before the men could get water to it. The loss is estimated between, four and five thousand dollars. The church building was partially covered by in surance, but Rev. and Mrs Bissell. had no insurance on their household goods and books. Rev.. Bissell says the books alone were worth five hun dred dollars. The people of the cofn munity and neighboring towns are helping them, by sending in clothes, money, etc. Homer Rhodes has very kindly offered Rev. and Mrs. Bissell the use of his house .until some place is provided for them to live' in. ; ' All in all, the most and best for the .JSoney we have ever offered the lo cif Lyceum Committee is proud of this achievement, as you will be when you see' the Freeman Ham mond Company. . Visit the candy booth at the Cherry Festival, Court House Hall, Saturday. February 23rd. STOMACH LIVER.K1DNEYS &BL00D F. T. SMITH FRANKLIN PHARMACY FAMILY DRUGGISTS We Guarantee Our Drugs tor Be Pure and Fresh. V 'The Xew Reliable" Established 1923. 12 dustry Division at the State College ; uyg to give suggestions for growing baby beef. ' ' ! . "Baby beef is a class of cattle weighing from 800 to 1200 pounds at twelve to . eighteen months of age., Such cattle should never receive a: etback from the day of birth but chould be pushed and fed as vigo- i rously as the system will permit," -j say Mr. Curtis. "This mean's that the calves should be given large amounts 'of-concentrates and little: roughage. The calves had best come i in early spring so as to get a good milk diet before the pastures develop. Grain feeding needs to begin before I weaning and the grain gradually in creased untu a full ration is being fed. , As the calf grovys, the ration may be changed." Mr. Curtis states that a good ra tion for North Cadfflina'conditions is 10 pounds of corirsilage, S pounds of clover hay, and six parts of shelled corn along with one part of cotton seed meal or linseed meal fed on the basis of two pounds for each one hundred pounds of live weight. Such a ration .will produce both growth and fat. Spring dropped calves should be ready for market by July' or August ot the following 'year.. Mr. Curtis stresses the fact that it is important to carrv the calves through the ' winter in the best of condition and they should never . be allowed to go, "off feed." Harmony Locals. We have been having some cold v.eather arid rain lately. We ae sorry to hear of MrsJoe !hirst berti on the sick list. Hope she x ."ill oeri be oiit again. ' "P. Mr. Parser Rabyr.was the guest of Mr. Thedfsrd Hurst Saturday night. We are i-lad to hear tkt Mrs. N'an l ie Al'i,n :s inivovii1?, alter a lun 4 fpt'H ( '.'.ckncf-s, ' - - .. ' Vv't t-e ;orry' to hear rf Mr. 1. . kc'b.v L'id ;;.ni;iy' i:iov:r.,j to 'Mar on, t-i. C. Sorry to have them go. Mrs. Jessie Dalton was the guest of Mrs. George Shepherd Saturday. . Come oi. everybody, and help Ma con County f et the cotton mill. "TIIE'TWU hlSTERS.t lH6w;To Build. a Gty. , Resources '.alone will not build a city. Capital alone cannot build a city, Labor alone cannot build a city. Resources and capital and la bor cannot build.. '"a city unless they are properly related. Capital and la bor can accomplish anything within the power of man, if they occupy the right attitude toward each other. They can be aided in this work if the third party, the, public itself, is friendly and sympathetic with their efforts. Gadsden (Ala.) Journal. ' NOTICE. Everybody that is interested in an 18-day Xunrtal Singing School being taught in Franklin beginning August 4. 1V24. by G.-j. W. Sebren, one of the best singers and teachers. in America, will meet me at the Court House i-n Franklin, February 23rd, at 1 :30JP. M and see it we can get the contract signed. O. C. CORBIN, Clerk of Macon County .Singing Co;i ven Hon. ' estiva! ! ' - . ' ;...:. .. " ONE DAY AFTER WASHINGTON'S BIRTHDAY. AT COURT HOUSE, SATURDAY, FEB. 23. ALSO A CHICKEN DINNER will be served by George and Martha . Washington, and members of the family ! Fifty cents a plate. We "cannot tell a lie." You will get your money's worth ! Hot , coffee or cocoa ! . . A CANDY BOOTH ! " , "Pauline Confections;' "Daisy Taffy," "Ann Fudge," "Katherine Kisses," etc. ; ALSO AN APRON BAZAAR! General LaFayette and Marie Antoinette will sell you the most attractive aprons you ever saw! And very serviceable, for they are made of the popular , unbleached domestic and trimmed with the best gingham and Peter Pan cloth. "Mother Goose" aprons for the. little girl. "TAtsctBeatrCatcher'aprpris for Big SisAnd work "aprons so ; pretty that you will not mind "work." Name of maker on each ""apron.- ; ' ' ' . " ': AND NOTHING OVER SEVENTY-FIVE CENTS! 1 FESTIVAL OPEN FROM 10:30 A. M. TILL 10:30 P. M. Music all the time and singing by the Boosters' Quartette in the evening. We should 4earn their original song, "Land of Lovely Mountains," and help boost our dam site! Also Hi School String Orchestra! ' . . WANNER HAVE A CHERRY TIME? THEN COME TO THE "CHERRY FESTIVAL." Court House Hali, Saturday, February 23. . Near East Relief : ( V i.