Patience is No Virtue! Be) Imptlent with BkghI carry Too patiently da many women en dura backache, languor, diztinrn and urinary ilia, thinking them part of woman's lot. Often it i only weak kidneys and Ooan't Kidney Pilli would cure the case. Pktun TtOt Horn A tOl'TH CAROLINA CASK. Mrs. Mary Weit, Spartansburf, 8. C, says: "My back was so bail I couldn't fet about. My sppetlte became poor and I felt all worn out and dlscouraffpu. Dnan's Kidney PUIa put ma In good shape and now 1 feet better than before la years." Cat Dean's at Any Drug Stan, 50c a Bra DOAN'S 'SMS rOSTER-MILBURN CO., Buf.lo,N.w York Aa a girl grows older she becomes wiser and quits Wearing so many puis In the vicinity of her waist line. As a summer tonic there i no medicine that quite compare wilh OX I DINK. It not only builds up the system, but taken ri-g-ulsrly. prevents Mulnria. Rcmilar or Taste less formula at Druggists. . Adv. Osculatory Nerve. Tie Maid Billy Brown says I have the prettiest mouth In the world. The Man Did he? I'd put mine up against it any day. English Magazine. Of Course. "Women always succeed In civic af fairs when they organize a broom brigade." "Naturally, they made a clean weep." Farms for Children. Perhaps the smallest farms in the i world, each four by eight feet, have been devised by Mrs. Henry Parsons for the International Children's School Farm league, and demonstrated In New York. Each child becomes owner j . of his diminutive farm. In which he works, grows and harvests seven dif ferent kinds of vegetables, and these are borne by him in triumph to his family. About each farm IsanlS-lnch 1 path, which he keeps in order; under his Instructor it becomes a tiny ob. Ject lesson In good roads. ! Not Needed. While a traveling man was waiting for the opportunity to show his sam ples to a merchant In. a little back woods town In Missouri, a customer came In and bought a couple of night shirts. Afterwards a long, lank, lum berman, with his trousers stuffed In his boots, said to the merchalnt: "What was them 'ere that feller hot?" "v,eht shirts. Can I sell you one or two?" ..aup, I reckon not," said the Mls tourian, "I don't set around much o' nights." Llppincott's. THE LUCKIEST MAN. iben So Miss Antique Is going to get married at last Who Is the lucky man? - . Flo The clergyman. He's going to get paid for It and assumes no re sponsibility. . SCOFFERS Often Make the Staunchest Converts. The man who scoffs at an Idea or . doctrine which he does not fully un 1 demand baa at least the courage to bow where be stands. - The gospel of Health has many con verts who formerly laughed at the , Idea that .coffee and tea, for example, 1 ever hurt anyone. Upon looking, int the matter seriously, often at the' sug gestion of a friend, such persona have found that Postum and a friend's - advice have been their salvation.; -, "My sister was employed in an east ern city where she had to do calculat ing," writes an Okla, girl. "She suf fered with headache until she was al : most unfitted for duty. "Her landlady persuaded her to quit coffee and use Postum and In a few days she was entirely free from head ache.' (Tea Is just as Injurious as coffee because It contains caffeine, the same drug found In coffee,) "She told her employer about It, and on trying It, he had the same experience, "My father and I have both suffered much from nervous headache since I can remember, but we scoffed at the idea advanced by my slater, that oof fee was the cause of our trouble. "However, we Anally quit coffee and began nsing Postum.:. Father has had but one headache now in four years, due to a severe cold, and I have lost ' my headaches and sour stomach, which I am now convinced came from coffee, . "A cup of good, hot Postum Is sat isfying to me when I do not care to eat a meal. Circumstances caused r e to locate In a new country and 1 f .red I would not be able to get my f vortte drink, Postum, but I was t -vrj to Cnd that a full supply is I t 1 a vi;a a heavy demand for ii." '. a t 'vea by Postum Co T ' ' ? ''oh. ? ' i to Wellvnie," in m-i kM.a A sire Is half the herd. Transplant trees In the fall. Apples do well In cold storage. Plow the garden In the fall, if possi ble). Tiling Increases the acreage with out Increase of taxes. Alfalfa hay Is a very good feed for the dairy cow, and corn silage Is also good. One great advantage In the poultry business is the quick returns on the Investment. Fine corn meal for the skim milk calf Is a good substitute for the more expensive oil meal. It Is easy for one man. with a lit tle help during the brooding season, to raise 4,000 chickens. To double the amount of milk per acre and cut the cost of milk produc tion In two build a silo. The production of green ducks Is coming to be a large business, espe cially In the eastern states. If from a well-nourished dam and a healthy strain of animals, the, pigs rarely need attention at farrowing time. Hogs should not as a rule be turned Into more corn at one time than they can eat up clean In two or three weeks. In pruning the orahard of diseased limbs and twigs, the pruning shears should be sterilized before and after each operation. Hogs ought to have all the corn they can properly digest If they are to be pushed along and put quickly upon the market. The care of the teats should al- wa'8 be observed by the milker, and when they get hard and rough should be anointed with vaseline. Time spent In cleaning up an or chard In the fall of the year will be amply rewarded with better and cleaner fruit the next season. When you see the sheep nibbling at their sides take a good look at them. There is something wrong. See If you can't find something wrong. See if you can't find some ticks. Build silos, grow less acres of corn but utilize the whole crop In Its best form, and grow alfalfa on the corn acreage saved for a cheap, palatable, home-grown balancer for corn. Have a light poultry house, admit ting plenty of fresh air without pro ducing direct drafts of air. The germs of most diseases cannot live In fresh air or very strong light A yield of 12 tons of. silage may easily be obtained from one acre of corn. Allowing 30 pounds of silage as a dally ration, one acre of corn will furnish four cows with silage for 200 days. A bright, intelligent man, a good manager and a close observer will save more than his wages in the amount of work he will accomplish, and in maintaining the condition of his team. The value of rape or any non-leguminous crop for green manure will depend very materially upon the me chanical condition of the soli and the rotation of crops which is practiced upon the land. A house to accommodate a single sow does not need a great deal of ventilation, although there should be enough to keep the air in good condi tion, but where a dozen or more bogs are kept in the same bouse perfect ventilation is necessary. Though it Is generally conceded among poultrymen that the long con tinuous poultry house is well adapted to the housing of grown and laying stock, it is a fact that the young growing stock is better cared for in the separate small colony houses. A little pig, just like a growing plant, needs sunshine. In both cases it seems 'to be a sort of tonlo that makes the best development possible. Catch the lame ewe and aee if she Isn't in the first stages of foot rot Looks like it from here, though it may be that her hoof only needs trim ming. A good plan to give your hens plen ty in the winter Is to cover the hen house floor, with leaves. Then scat ter small grain and crushed corn among the leaves when you feed the fowls at noon. The chickens will get the grain and find wholesome ex ercise in doing it , To fatten poultry for market, re move from the yards and place, with out overcrowding, in a coop which should be provided with a canvas cover to draw down and keep the In mate In darkness. Do not feed for about six hours after placing in the coop, and then feed all they will eat Feed t':ree times a day, and y f - "i water ar.4 a basin of grit tlsrjs tu. 'jre tie aw ' Keep the hoe sharpened. ' A check rein Is cruelty. ' Soy beana arc rich In protein. Spread the farm manure In winter. Tall weeds should burned. be mowed and Selling the fertility of the soil Is a poor way to get rich. It Is Important that soma, grain be fed pigs Intended far the market Storm windows should take the place of wire screens on the bouse. After your crop Is made the prob lem Is how to sell It to the best advan tage. The department of agriculture sayi that rats do an annual damage of 1100,000.000. Feeding chicks when too young and too much at a time are fruitful sources of bowel trouble. While you nre at It. why not get on the track of some better stock than you have ever kept? The young trees should be banked with earth, which will . keep water from settling about them. Gardens should be cleared from all remains of the season's crops and prepared for the next year. The heifer bred too early always remains stunted In growth and her milk flow Is shortened for all time. If you'll save a little seed corn earlier In the season, you'll save a little money later In the season. The leaves of trees that can be gathered In any quantity during win- ; ter and spring are very valuable. , The best compost heap Is the ma nure of horses, cattle, sheep, hogs, and fowls.. All such should be saved. The cow-testing movement, being an organized effort for Improvement, Is conducive to better community spirit. For the amount of money Invested In the poultry business. It pays a larger profit than any otner farm specialty. Silage Is very nearly as cheap as pasture and In composition Is prac tically the same, pound for pound, as timothy pasture. Plow the garden this fall and see how it goes to be able to work the soil which. In the early spring, had thiB fall plowing. Do not think because a sheep has a heavy coat of wool he will bo able to endure cold rains and sleep with out a warm shelter. The yards and sleeping quarters must be kept dry and clean, as im pure air and dampness are two things that a sheep cannot endure. A part of the poultry on the farm is that covey of quail you have observed in the back fields somewhere, and a little attention to those small fowls Is worth while. ' It Is not bad practice to treat the wbea,t seed to a liquid spraying of one pound of formaldehyde in forty gallons of water. It will prevent the smut damage. The most important business of the dairyman is to Increase the amount of manurlal substances and apply them where they are most needful by the growing crops. There is one big advantage in sow ing the winter wheat late and that Is you stand a good chance to escape the HeSslan fly, which does so much damage to the wheat fields. In feeding the cows do not give them more than they can use readily. Any feed that Is left in the mangers after the cows are through will nat urally represent a certain amount of waste. . ., Brood sows should have a quiet, warm, dry place where their litters may epeud the first weeks of their lives without being unnecessarily dis turbed by other animals or inquisitive people. , TJnleached wood ashes contain from five to seven per cent of potash and are an excellent fertiliser. As is well known, the ashes from . hard wood are much richer la potash than those from soft wood. The droppings from the cattle will benefit the pasture more if they, are spread or broken up with a spike tooth harrow with the teeth set well aslant This prevents the grass from being killed out and weeds coming In where the droppings have laid. . : A profitable crop cannot be grown on land deficient in. humus, which is the same thing aa rotted sod or rot ted manure, with fertiliser alone. Pigs that are allowed to run with the sows until she weans them her self are always more thrifty than those that are weaned early. Of course, this is pretty hard on the sow but if she is full fed on milk-producing feed she will not suffer greatly. V . A good way to cure a dog of the habit of rushing out at travelers as they pas's Is to put on an old over coat or otherwise dlsguse, fill the gar den sprayer with diluted ammonia and give him a dose as he tears out into the road. One dose is generally sufficient :f.... If the Iambs are to be fattened for market start them on a little grain just aa soon as they win learn to eat it and feed grain continuously with good pasture until they go to the block. Prime fat ribs cannot be produced by alternate grass and grain. They must be pushed to lay en fat from start to a!X MERSON says: "I know no such unquestionable tutdxe Land enntgn of a sovereign mind, aa that tenacity of purpose which, through all chansvs of companions or parties or for tunes, changes never, bates no Jot of heart or hope, but wearies out opposition and arrives at Its port." . DAINTIES FOR CHILDREN'S TIES. PAR- One of the thlugs to guard against in serving children is that they must have no very rich food, or very lit tle. Children are exceedingly fond of ice cream.- and If not too rich or served In too large quantities, It is not harmful. , i Sweet sandwiches, marguerites and fruits of all kinds make oliough va riety to please the small people, with no after 111 effects. Stewed prunes, mixed and chopped w ith nuts and used fur a sandwich fill ing, are most appetizing. Cut them in different shapes, as often the appear ance will deride the liking or not for the food. Cut In crescents, hearts, finger size or In circles: placed on a pretty plute, they will appeal to the taste of most any child. Sponge cakes baked In gem pans j and filled, when cold, with whipped cream which has been sweetened and I flavored, are always a delight to young j or old. A delicious dessert for children, as well as a food of high value, are figs and raisins stewed together. The j fruits should be served cold with brown bread and butter. If an extra rich and elegant dish Is desired, add i whipped cream. I A marshtnallow dropped In the cup of cocca takes the place 6t croam and Is enjoyed by the little people. j Meringue cases may be made at home by piping whipped white of egg and sugar into cup shapes and baking. Serve these filled with. Ice cream, garnished with candled cher ries. Another nice dessert is chopped marshmallows, a few nuts and sweet ened whipped cream. Lemon Jelly, or any genuine Jelly, with marshmallowB stirred In It and molded makes an attractive and ef fective pudding. A half of a peach or pear, with whipped cream and a sprinkling of chopped nuts, with nut bread sand wiches, is a most satisfying dessert. Hot scotch scones split and spread with butter and orange marmalade are delicious sandwiches which take the place of cake. KIUKND In neeil," my neigh bor said to me, a lneiiil In need Is what I mean to be; In time of trouble I will come to you. And In the hour of need you'll find me true." Henry Van Dyke. WHAT TO EAT. Let us see what we can do' with these Inexpensive dishes to make an attractive meal. We are paying now for the cheapest cuts of meat what we paid a few years ago for the best, and it behooves use to use wisdom In buy ing any of the high-priced cuts. Savory Stew. Pieces of tough and otherwise impossible meat may be made tender and tasty by long, slow cooking. The stone dish or casserole has made a great difference In our meat bills where it is commonly In use. :. . Cut a round steak into cubes and roll each cube In seasoned flour. Put into a frying pan a little fat and fry a minced onion in It until a light yel low. Lay In the meat, fry for five min utes, cover with cold water and sim mer on the back of the range for two hours. Season with salt and pepper, add a half teaspoonful of Worcester shire ' sauce and a tablespoonful of catsup. Serve hot with boiled rice or maahed potato. Bread and Cheese. This bread and cheese will be followed by kisses it Vbe v recipe Is carefully foflowed. Grease a pudding dish and put into It a layer of slices of stale bread; on each slice place a thin slice of Ameri can cheese. Beat one egg very light, stir it Into a pint of milk, salt slightly and pour the milk over the bread and cheese. Set . into the oven until browned lightly, and serve with a , dash of cayenne. Serve hot This is a nice dish for supper. Coffee tapioca pudding is, a simple dessert Pour over a cup of softened tapioca a pint of -left-over coffee. Cook until clear and serve hot with sugar and cream. Without His Host. "And those long; silent pauses In your speech I didn't quite understand them." "Perhaps not - Those were the points where I had written 'laughter ud 'applause' into my manuscript . Mixed Up. "How could that fellow be Indicted for making counterfeit money T" "Why notr "Didn't they say that Jury fonnd rue bills r ' Superficial Attempt ' -Wiseman I see Englishmen are re suming the habit of wearing whis kers. ' Cyntcun Yes. A superficial attempt to revive the ancient virility of the aatlonv Judge. ' Lew Altitude. "Mr. Wombat you ought to go In for aviation. Many of our prominent people are taking it up." "I suppose I ought Have you got a machine that will skim along nice ly about seven feet from t'.e groan if HINK you 'mid all this might) sum Of tilings for ever sneaking. That nothing of Itself will come, But we must still be seeking!" SOME POTATO DI8HE3. A potato salad that Is not very common Is the following: Dice six cold boiled potatoes, add the chopped whites of three hard cooked eggs: rub the volks of the eers smooth with a dash or two of mustard, and add a cup of sour cream. Season with salt and cayenne and pour the dressing over the potatoes. Let the potatoes stand In the dressing some time before serv ing. . Sweet Potato Pudding. This is a West Indian recipe and makes a nice hot luncheon dish. Orate peeled sweet potatoes to the amount of two cups. add a cup of ripe bananas mashed, a cup of brown sugar, three cups of wa - ter, a tables poonful of butter, a tea spoonful of ginger and mixed spices, a dash ,of salt. Mix well and spread about two Inches deep In a well-buttered pie dish and bake for an hour and a half.' Savory Potatoes. Cut two small pieces of bacon Into- small pieces, and place them In the bottom of a baking dlt-h; slice three potatoes and half an cnlon over the bacon. Add two more pepper and salt, then slice In two more slices of bacon, cut fine, season with potatoes; add another slice of bacon, season again and cover with milk. Ci-ver the dlfch and bake for half an hour, then remove the cover and bake until the potatoes are soft and the top is uruwii. n- iui.l n...- rhn . ni,nr,il of nuts and nut them Into a basin add a cupful of hot mashed potatoes, a little salt and pepper, two eggs well beaten, a half cvlp of bread crumbs and milk enough to make a mixture to roll. Roll In crumbs, dot a few pieces of butter over the top. Add milk to the pan and bake 'until thor oughly hot. Thicken with milk and serve poured around the loaf. Potato ' Doughnuts. Cream three tablespoonfuls of butter, softened; add three-fourths of a cup of sugar, the yolks of three eggs and the white of one, one cup of freshly mashed pota to and a fourth of a cup of milk, two and a half pups of flour, three tea spoonfuls of, baking powder, half a teaspoonful of salt, half a teaspoon of ground mace and a ftrth of a tea spoonful of nutmeg Add the flour gradually; more If needed. Roll all the doughnuts before commencing to fry. IS easy enough to be pleas ant when lire flows along like a sons: But the one worth while Is the one wltk a smile ' When everything goes dead wrong. E. W. Wilcox. NUTS IN FOOD COMBINATIONS. Nuts contain so much nutrition that they should be used more generally as a food. Those who object to the use of meat may find a good substi tute in nuts. Savory Nut Loaf. Any nut loaf mix ture may be served In the form of croquettes with peas or a tomato sauce, . making a satisfying luncheon dish. Take a cup of chopped nut meats, walnut or hickory, add tour cupfuls of breadcrumbs, a chopped bard cooked egg, a well beaten egg, a bait teaspoonful of salt a halt tea spoonful of pulverized sage, a medium sized onion, grated, and sufficient milk or water to moisten . the ' mixture. Mix all together and roll in the form of a loaf, bake In a small bread pan well buttered. Bake about half an hour.-. Almond Cookies. Mix a pound of ground, blanched almonds with a pound of sugar, add a tablespoonful of powdered lnnamon, a tablespoonful of powdered cloves, five cents worth of anise seed, and the yolks of four eggs well beaten, flour to make a stiff dough, adding the, well beaten whites of the eggs before the flour. Roll out and cut with fancy cutters. Bake In a moderate oven. Peanuta With Rice. Cook a cupful of rice until tender; while hot stir in a cup of peanut butter, stirring until well mixed. Then add a half cup of milk, a cup of cracker crumbs, leaving out enough to- spread over the loaf, and two well beaten eggs. Make into a loaf, roll In crumbs and bake in a moderate oven. ; The Finisher. Counsel (to witness) What Is youi husband? , Witness He's a finisher. Counsel What does he finish T Witness Well, he's Jnst finishing his time In Pentonvllle prison. Lon don Answers. The Worm Turns. -"What's new out your way?" "Well, the other night a few of n voters hired a hall and took turns ad dressing an andlence of candidates." ' . For Once It Came True. Fortune Teller Tou are going to have money left you. . ; , ', Customer Glad to hear It I've only got $2 to my name. Fortune Teller Well, after paying me you will have a dollar left yon. Appropriate. ' "One of the most appropriate ao tlons would be one against a powder trust" "How so?" "Because they would go gunntni for it" 11 MBNATI0NAL siwrsaiooL Lesson JBy E. O. SKU.KItS. Director wf Eve ning Department The Moody lllbl In stitute of Chicago.) LESSON FOR NOVEMBER 24 THE TRANSFIGURATION. LESSON TEXT-Mnrk 9:1-11 GULDEN TEXT "A voles cam. out of the cloud, saying, This Is my neioved Son; hear ye Him." Luke .:3S It V. 1. On the Mountain, vv. 2 . Peter's confession Is connected closely with the lesson for today. There is no reo ord of the intervening "six days." We are left to surmise what of fear and perplexity filled the mlndu of the djs- clples after listening to the words or J Jesus found In Mark 8:34 aad These words must ceitalnly have filled them with doubt aud dismay. As if to meet this condition of mind Jesus takes Peter, James and John, those three partners In business, who were also present in the home of Jairus, and later went with blm into the gardeu, and withdrew to a nioun- : tain, probably Mt. Ileruion. s Here he was transformed, i.e., metamorphosed, completely changed In ' appearance: read curefully the, parallel accounts. Paul's Inspired Woras. Joined with Jesus there stood Moses the law-giver and Elijah the great rolurm prophet. What a com mentary as to the Interest of heaven in a dying Messiah und in the glory of that ueath. We need to read Pauls inspired words (Phil. 2:6,7) In this connec tion. He who thought it not a prize to be grasped after to be equal with Uod, yet took upon himself the form of a Bluve und was made in the habit or fashion of a man. Upon the vnoun- I . , . j "in jesua reverneu iue nguic uuu mo : -'auvont". Mill Ctll ftf lall rAVPDlAd. e. g., showed forth, the glorious ap pearance of the Son of God. The dis ciples there caught a faint glimpse of that glory which he had with the Father before the world was (John 17:6). But the work of redumption : Una tint vat . nonnm 111 ttthpil. Mml an i ' once mnr he turns hack unon that glory. Small wonder, though, that as they beheld these heavenly visitors , Peter should exclslm: "Rabbi, It la' good for us to be here; let us make , three tahernnrlea (hooths). one for th ,nr m.. fnr v.u. Juh." Notice, however, that Peter spake "for he wist not what to say" (v. 6). Mark alone records these words, and Mark largely received bis gospel from Peter." Peter should have kept still. Some revelations are too sacred for speech. Paul had such a one. But while the mount of vision is glorious, Jesus knew the need of crys talizing that vision in the Uvea of those in the valley below. There was work yet to be done (vv. 14, 15). Luke tells us that the transfiguration came "as he was praying." So even yet there is no greater transfiguring and transforming power . than prayer. Moses and Elijah appeared "in glory," whereas Matthew "tells us that "his face did shine as the sun" (17:2). This was not a reflected glory, but the outshining from within. Three Heavenly Voices Heard. We have only to read 2 Peter, 1:16 18 to answer any question as to this being a vision in the modern accept ance of that term. We are also told that the word "vision" found in verse ! 9 of the lesson can be translated, i "things seen." Indeed the disciples j were "fully awake" (Luke 9:32 R. V.). The question as to how the disciples could recognize Moses and Elijah, whom they had never seen, is not at ; all difficult for the believer. They ap , peared "in glory" and when the glory I was withdrawn they saw "no man save Jesus. ' This also serves to help answer the question, "Shall we recognize in glory those whom we have lost awhile?" Three heavenly voices were beard. Jesus' voice in prayer, his compan ions conversing of that great event vet to be accomplished (Luke 9:31) and the voice of God, "This is my be loved (only begotten) Son; hear him." What matters the opinions of earth's greatest lawyers and prophets, or the suggestions of our dearest friends, "Hear him." That is the crux of the heavenly message: "Hear him," as teacher, observe him as an example, accept him as Saviour and obey him as Lord and Master. Fear fell upon them and they fell upon, their faces In humiliation, but with tender compassion Jesus . said "arise and be not afraid." It almost seems like a rebuke to Peter, who had so freely protested against the sugges tion of the manner of his death. Jesus' transfiguration and the words of his companion, as well ai the com mand of the Father, were a vindica tion of hia authority and a revelation In advance of the Bupreme wonder of the cross. Arising they "saw no man save Jesus." It is far better to "see him" than to see, hold converse with, or have communion with, the great est of earth, past or present : I. The descent v. 9:13. As they descended from the mountain Jesus charged them to tell no man.' Very f liferent from our modern method. But the need Is clearly shown aa we read Peter's woN (I Peter. 1:16-21). Peter places great emphasis upon the importance of this experience, declar ing himself aa an eyewitness of his "majesty" as well aa the "honor and glory." Peter and the others could not talk Intelligently of this experi ence until after Christ's work was "finished" upon Calvary, vindicated at the tomb and glorified on the day of Pentecost HeVe they "kept that saying with themselves," obeying hia Injunction of silence. On the return they caught some word about his ris ing from the dead, hence the ques tion about the return of Elijah. Jesus tells them that Elijah had returned n the person of John the Baptist and hat be had been rejected (see Matt 17:11-13). There Is slight grounds or impostors and Insane people to only these words to themselves. A FENALTY OF AGE The tendency of advancing years to restrict activity and exercise is re ' sponsible for the constipated condition of most elderly people. The wear of years Impairs the action of the bow els and the digestive organs are more sensitive to the demands upon thorn and rebel more quickly. Cathartics and purgatives are violent and drag- -tlo in their action and should not be used to correct constipation. A mild, yet positively effective remedy, and one that is recommended by physi cians as well as by thousands who have used it, is the compound of sim ple laxative herbs with pepsin pre scribed by Dr. W. B. Caldwell over thirty years ago and now sold by drug gists everywhere under the name of Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. . Dr. Caldwell wants everyone troubled with constipation to try Syrup Pepsin and will send a trial bottle, free of charge, to all who write for It- Address Dr. W. B. Caldwell, 203 West St, Monti cello, III. Adv. AN ARTISTIC DEVOTEE. Dunn How pale and careworn Mrs. Brown looks! , Gunn Yes, Bhe has on her Lenten complexion. ' Her Name Was Not Polly Ticks'. During the late campaign an Illinois candidate for the legislature was driv ing through the country, seeking votes among the farmers, when he met a young man In farmer's garb, walking by the roadside. Having in mind a prospective vote. he stopped his horse and saluted blm 1 ,n familiar manner, Inquiring Are you paying any attention to P0""" nowadays? . The young man stopped, looked at hlra suspiciously, and drawled out: ns, susiisw, nisi uus i iuvik-s is '. os my gal's name; but ef It was. I wouldn't think it was any of your durned business." This ended the interview as well as the prospect, 8hop Talk. The Inventor was talking to himself. "What with my heatless light, my leakless fixtures, . my invisible ash can and my disappearing bed, I have madi the life of the urbanlte well worth the living. "Wrong!" corrected the down weighted Benedict. , "You have yet to perfect the footless meter and the vanishing gas bill." Judge. Very Hobble. Mrs. Stiles How do you like mj new gown? Mr. Stiles Reminds me of a crowd ed theater. Mrs. Stiles Crowded theater! How so?'. Mr, Stiles There seems to be stand ing room only. Judge. ' A Household Remedy. - Which works from outside. CHE3 TOL (Chest Ointment) will relieve quickly croup, coughs, colds, pneu monia and all affections of chest and throat Use freely aud RUB! RUB I RUB! Now sold by all medicine deal ers. Should be In every home. Burwell fc Dunn Co., Mfrs., Charlotte, N. C. Adv. 8ympsthetic Affliction. "Don't you think Jack ought to feed hat cold? He Is a little hoarse." "He Is with hay fever." A (rrent majority of summer ills nre due to Malaria in suppressed form. Las situde and hendnches nre but two symp toms. OXITMXK erWdicntea the Malnria germ and tones up the entire system. Adv, People are always doing things they ' would condemn In others. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets Drat put up 40 years ago. They regulate sod Invigorate - stoinacb, liver snd bowels. Sugar-coated tiny granules. Adv. 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