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T,rPgTY.FEBRUARY 21, 1935
THE WAYNESVILLE MOUNTAINEER
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The Human Side 0' Life
iktr
AS SEEN AND TOLD
r By Uncle Abe "hizself-
i
fokei Unkle Abe had to it
'tvum "a house prurty 'quick
'"v-down near Cattktown.
bout to git siruc uu
stay
?t'c, . mq nntir Q TV
,1 smile upon a ieuer
muun. But when I felt
, ' len Infatchuated I sed to
.' " 'yv, looky here Ole man,
". vHr doo! You're an Ex-
an' a Squar an' sevril oth
won't never do fer you
' 1-n itchuated with this man's
Kc-mmber Ole King David, an'
,1- yuu can make tracks away
, "hous the better." An'
.' hi' weakness of my tribe, 1
1
ftfcni
i- ,..v p:lemen of the jury, you've
I -vhu: niy brother (So-an'-So)
Jr'. ' ' 'v '-bout this case. Ht made
J1."', "biz-to do 'bout (what ever it
t r -.at. ui-ntlemen of the jury, he
Ja'-.'i.'ai'y tech the Evydence. Now
fz" the Facks air in this
J Tn,. mutch sed, an' John Queen,
??' nu-hi hiz specks up on hiz
2rd l'ke t'at Henry, takes about 3
jf'its 'roard the jury an' begins. Look
:
. j- o 1...
fWell i'U? Keeport irom oniony mi.
immunity .haz.nvea. u
efetkt that Miss uenyvccvc nuucu
X wuz 'pinted to teech out the
ou! 'tten 'lonK fust rate
Lrv Mav.un sot in to teech but wuz
rtn off on'the 14eth day. Trubbel wuz
uv.-v. she an' Suze Gilman's
w Howl (vmnienet to spark. Howl
p'rIii'i tro to skool, but wood slip
dwn ever day at snackin' time. An'
Si rv L'i t o struck on him that she'de
. rl:A, Vm the bell. Then the
gl.n.i ki.is wade sich a ruff hous Glory
h1 half to take up books. Jakie
Sharp whoc.e paw I eeyander iz chur
Ban of the Kommitty, sed he rode
fflufy wuz Koin' to be excharged,
'u.-'t' he'-ie hyeerd hiz paw say so.
-1 But
fyiml ';w snc ite never see w agin
(ye see -M ;.-. Anders boards at Jakie's
:. ' ir-t mornin' aiftor she'de
fcck up -Knol she told the young uns
lewiirti''! to git along with all of em,
il a-L'V.'l H) I I III trill I lie n
foarth; but she calkylated az how she
wuz a-gom to have order an' s'.uddy.
Well, purty soon 2 boys started to
makin a fuss over in the korner
"Come here this minet, vou 2 boys.
she sed, an' when they hessvtated she
pulled a dawg wood switch from be
hine the black-board an' tand thair
hides.
.nam rverson s do.v, Bill, wuz one
what pot hiz hide tand, Jakie sed. All
the stewdents 'lowed az how Marth
wood come up on Miss Anders next
day an giv her bout 20 yards of
tung-lashin' (if it cood be masherd)
like she done the teevher 2 year ago;
an' Mis. Anders bein' game, the big
Doys lowed az how they wuz goin to
see a Dickens of a rite
Jakie sea Miss Anders iz a
anuther culler, sed hiz maw
Kut .Marth didn t eonie. She rote
a no: ; instid, an this iz what she sed
(Bye hand)
Miss Teecher. I .tn Bill back to
ye. 1 ue bear of this noat. I whoopt
Him two. .Now l want ye to git
Larnin' intwo his hed. Potin nollege
intwo him. He takes that dull hed
aiter his paw (he doant no his a-B-Cs.
I am his Maw) i went thno the
3Rd graid an' got a prize for SDelin'
Now if Dan Everson corns to take Bill
out of skool doant le him go. He
manidg Dan an' you git Nollege intwo
Bill.
Yoars in Sinceerity,
Marthy Everson.
Waynewood
Theatre
Biursdav and Friday, Feb. 21-22
f The White Parade"
ith John Boles and Loretta
I Young.
Well, Mr. Editur. I 'spo.se Unkle
Abe iz gitten old in hiz 2nd chile
hood, an' maybe I shoodn't do this;
but 1 jest want to name more who
have sod they like this kolyuni so
niutch. Ye see, this braggin' on a
chile spurs him on-to do hiz best.
Herei's the names of theze good folks:
Hugh Rogers, Dais Rogers, Robt.
Ferguson Fuller Justice, Hugh Loath
erwood, L. V. Rogers, Hen Kirkpatrick.
Bob Welch, J. A. Lowe, W. V,. Byers,
Mrs. Garren, Wm. Jfedford, Tom
Yarboro, Wade Frazier, Hardy Cald
well, Coman Francis, Manson Mor
row, Dr. K. T.. Meiliord, Mrs. Jack
Messer. Mr-. X. M. Medford, Mrs.
I.. B. I.eatherwood, Joe Davis. Oral
Yates, Elmer Bryson, Tlios. Erwin.
J. A. Franci .
Hazelwood News
VALENTINE PART IS ENJOYED
AT HUP
On Friday evening the young peo
p.e of the Presbyterian church had
a Valentine party at the "Hut." The
red and while Vaientme motif was
earned out m the decorations and re
Ireshnients. During the evening interesting
games an,, contests were enjoyed.
Inose who tn.ioyeii the evening
were: M:.- Kate Walls, Ms Mattie
K- tlark. Miss Almaiie Robinson,
-Miss t..eie Davi.-. Miss Fdna Sum
nieiM.w, M; Virginia Whr.ner, Miss
Ula.iys Mump. Miss Ruth Summer
row, Rev. V. C. -Landrum, Messrs.
Kutus i.addis, Joe Davis, Bill ' Dar
Jot Shipley, .lace Smilev. Sdney
bwanger. l.y Rut!", Lawson Summer
low, rr..nk ( uitis, Frank Smith, and
Marshal IDavis.
Real Estate
Transfers
Saturday, Feb. 2."?
"The Fighting
Rancher"
with Huck Jones
Monday and Tuesday, Feb. 25-26
"The Mighty
Barnum"
ilh Wallace IJerry, Virginia
l'ruce and A. Henjou.
Wednesday, Feb. 27
"The First World
War"
big as the "BIG PARADE"
(See It)
fitursday-Friday, Feb. 27 Mar. 1
"Evelyn Prentice"
th William Powell and Myrna
Loy. .
Shows at 7:15 and 9:15
Admission 10c and 2ic
plllill!!II-SIIIIIIIIIIIIIllinilllllf
: Relieves HeaJache
i-Jue To Constipation
"Thedford'3 Black-Draught has
wen used j my family for years,"
piles Mrs. J. A. Hightowcr. of
Car
use, Texas. "I take it for sick
. ' : A UC AW I.
EKJche that comes from const!
patioo. When I feel a headache
mln? on, I take a dose of Black
Dra'JiV,: acta and ms' head gets
Before I knew or Black
Ja'U:ht, i would 6uffer two or
hree daysut not any more since
1 have used Black-Draught."
-BMifonl. BLACK-DBATJGBCS
"niLDREN XIKR THE STBCV!,'
IJeaverdam Township
Verlin Turner to V. M. liyers.
S. R. Felniet to Dewey Justice.
S. W. Jamison to Jesse Ford,
J. F. Jackson to G. H. Timmona.
Cecil Township
J. A. Miller to H. R. Ijedbetter.
Clyde Township
D. H. Harris to Eniert Hipps.
J. A. Collins to Nell Collins Smath
ers. East Fork Township
O. M. Hampton to C. F. Rhinehart.
Fines Creek Township
M. M. Noland to V. H, Green.
Jonathan Township
L. II. Burgess to Marion Green.
Pigeon Township
John M. Queen to J. D. Cossett.
M. T. Henson to R. H. Mease.
Waynesville Township
John M. Queen to J. T. Russell and
J, P. Francis.
J. R. Morgpn to Carrie Sue Ward.
Sarah Russell to J. P. Francis.
John Messer to. Zeb: Hooper.
William T. Hannah to Carri Ed
monds Hannah.
Kev. U. C. l.-ndruMi left Monuav
lor Kentucky where lie went for a
visit to his wife am! chikiren.
Miss Martha Sue Fi.-ner, vi Canton,
was a week-end Kue-: vi Mr. and
Mrs. Claude Allta.
M: A. T. Black an,l Mrs. J. C.
Burrell returned hoiiu- Sunday after
spending the past week in OrlaiuK,
Fla., as guests of Mr. and Mrs. E. H
Ensley.
"Curley" Whitlev stieni th.. w,..W-
end in Asheville.
Mr. and .Mrs. ("has. Snin.i..r ,if
Enka, spent Sundav at the home of
Mr. and Mrs. R. 1. Saunders.
J. C. Burrell underwent an oneia-
tion at the Charlotte Sanatorium
Monday. He is reported as doing
nice.
Mrs. Debrada Liner snout Saturday
in Hendersonville.
Mr. C. A. Setter returned S it ui-dav
from a severa" days v.it in the east
ern part Of t) state.
BOOSTER Cl.UB MEETS
The Ila.olwuud Boi.'ster Club held
its regular monlhv meelin. Thuis-
lay eveninir at the P.esbvterian Hut.
The Valentine motif was carried out
in the decorations. Rufus Caddis,
vice president, was m eharjre ot the
meeting. The spe..K r f the even
ing was Sui)t. M. 11. Bowles, who
spoKe n . lA'gn .alive Alovemcnis ui
'regard to the schools tif.' Noth-Carolina..
A vi ry live business session
followed. A delicious supper was
served by' the ladi s of 'the. Piesby
terian vhuruh.
The Hazelwooi
will be held on
Feb. -1,
tecesting
incluilinn
(ion and
Slk
.sired.
P. T. A. n.eetiiiK
Thursday evening,
it ":!!( o'vlock. A very in
program. has been planned
a Founders' Dav celebra
:i he;..th .eport if. .n Mr. ( ,
A large attendance is de-
Honored Raleigh's Colonists
The town of Miuiteo. on I!i .'inoke is
land, in North Carolina, was narnei.l In
honor of Sir Walter Ialel:h'n colon
ists When they settled there in the
Six'eenth ffntiiry.
EYES
Carefully Examined
Dr. A. C. Downs
C L Y I) E, N. ('.
A graduate Optometrist f the I'hila-
iolhia Optical 'ollec and ohtnineil
tils license by exain:iiatioii or Suit'
lionnl of .)Mmetry f X. C
Ir. Downs is I lie only nallce ill
Western X. Ci west of Asheville who
in a graduate Optometrist. (I'-ye SM'e
ialist). ;
lr, Downs has over twenty year
BXM?rlem in examininj;' eyes and (it-
tins R'asses and lias thousands of s;it
Ls(iel patients, lie will examine your
eys at liis oiliee in Clyde. X. ' or
will eotne to your home and examine
your eyej by reono-t.
Dr. Downs ies not use-any -drops
in 'yes to examine, but tises the fojr
elns metlKKl which is absolutely ha riii-
less.
The most modern glasses (it ted ill
reasonable prices.
To see better, see Dr. Iovns or
write hlme to c-otlie to your home.
(Unavoidably left out last week.)
Cecil Leagon, of Statesvit' .', was in
town Sunday and Mondav at the home
of Rulus Gaddis.
Mrs. E. II. Ensley, of Orlando,
Ma., returned to her hom 1 uesdav
after a two weeks visit. She was
accomp lined home bv Mrs. J. ( . Bur
rell and Mis. A. T. Black who will
spend two weeksc at the home ol Mr.
and Mrs. Ensley.
Mr. anil M;s. Reuben and children
left .Monday for Rockingham, N. ('.,
where they will make their home.
.Mrs. Hubert Liner was an Ashe
ville visitor Saturday,
Mr. Glenn Farmer visiied relatives
in Tomotla during the week-end.
Arthu' Woodard and Jack Snyder
spent the week-end in Bryson City.
The Sunbeams of the Baptist church
Frank Compton has been confined
to his home for several days due. to
a fall received at the England Walton
plant. The accident was not consider
ed serious, and Mr. t ompton expects
to be out soon.
Mrs. L. ( . -Davis and son, Deik,
spent the week-end with the former's
parents, Mr. and Mrs. ). ( ... McU'an,
of Knka.
Misses Helen Morrow, Nell Me-1
haiTey,. and Alice Capps spent' Sat
urday in Asheville.
Miss Kathleen Hyatt spent last
week in Brvson .(My visiting friends.
Dr. R S. Roberson and Ralph
Sumnierrow motored to ( olerine, N.
( . Saturday returning Monday.
Mrs. J. G. Rogers spent Sunday in
Asheville with her sister.
Mr. and Mrs. T. G. Stump and
familv and Miss Vena Blanton spent
Sunday in Asheville.
Mr. ant' Mrs. A. T. Black and Mrs.
Hollsonback motored to Charlotte
Saturday. Mrs. Holsonback remained
for a visit.
Born to Mr. and Mrs. Homer Mor
gan, Tuesdav, February 5, a daughter.
Has Longest Coast Line
Florida is considered to have
longest Coast line. Lift" miles, ;i"
Ing to tne l.nitod States oa-i
ceodelic survev, which (foes n (
frard lake shore line as -n,i-i
Michigan lias 1,7 1 miles of hmo
line. Maine has only mues ot i
line, accorihiig to meusiire-iienls '
federal dei;irtment, t''oi'igli if n M
indematioiis were measured, " '
have about S.0iK miles of mm
rd
i I
re-
ii; st
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The
Mountaineer
PHONE 137
THROUGH STATE
CAPITAL
KEYHOLES
By: Bess Hinton Silver
AL'TO TAGS It's now recognized
a? a foregone conclusion that auto
mebile license tags are going to be
cheaper when you decorate the ma
hogany of the Suite Revenue Depart
ment next January. The joint Toads
committee of House and Senate have
already agreed uptui reducing the rate
per hundred weight from ;i;i cents to
40 cents with a minimum tag costing
$! instead of $l.oi). By Jhe time
you read this the bill may have he
come law by passage through the
General Assembly.
MODERN STEP-... With el.l age
pensions and unemployment insur
ance as well as other social-security
legislation coming along to rehwe
old-fashioned county ho ues of much
of their burden. State Senator Julian
Alisbiook, of Halifax, thinks it might
he a good plan to turn over the coun
ty home buildings lo the cue of neg
lected children. .Yany counties in
.North Carolina have modern .build
ings constructed' as "poor houses"
that will be y.ic.mt if the aged and
unemployed are supported by govern
ment money. Senator Allsbrook is
considering introducing proper leg
islation to carry out his idea.
"OT SO FAST- People who would
divert highway taxes to the support
of various and sundry causes are not
getting al.-ng so well with the present
General Assembly. Probably that is
bevai so many member live on sec
oiidaiy oads that have created a
financial surplus by a maintenance
delioit. At any rate the legislature
last no time appropriating $.',0011,000
for immediate repair and improvement
of roads of the state.
ing individual making over $1,000
annually was reached. That olass
being rather large' and already pay
ing numerous taxes, considerable noise
was raised. The final outcome is still
uncertain. , If you earn more than
$1,000 gross income per year and do
not pay schedule B. license taxes it
might be well to look into the matter.
to oppose Senator Josiah W. Bne,
of Raleigh, in the primaries next year.
Governor Ehringhaus has been specu
lated upon as a potentml condidate
but since the General Assembly has
been in session he has been so busy
with affairs of state that little men
tion has been made of the possibility
of his running. Nevertheless, many
of his friends are still putting the
pressure upon the Governor. They
thmk he would look well in a Sena
torial toga.
SENATOR Former Lieutenant I
Governor R. T. F'ounta.n, of Kocky!
Mount, has announced that he intends
LOBBYISTS Raleigh was a bit
shy on lobbyists before the introduc
tion of the McDonald-I.umpkin plan
as a substitute for the sale tax (i Hut
the number of gentle persuaders' pick
ed up immediately thereafter. And
the boys are settling down with their
own opinion that tax matte rs will not
settled until the gavels fall on
sine die -adjournment of the P.'Xi Legislature.
A SNAG The
nnli-sales t.av bio
swimmingly until
M c Dona Id -I. u in pk in
was getting along
the question of tax-
'.Real Values On Home Necessities
35c VICKS 2 k
25c Fenn-a-mint . 17c
60c Or lis Month Wash 49c
25c Black Draught 15c
75c Ovaltine ..... ... 59c
75c Listerine 59c
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The Car Without Experiments
There's nevrr any donLt about value when
you Ltiy a I'ord car. You k.iow it's all rifjlit
or Henry Ford wouldn't put it out. One thing
that never changes is lii.s policy of dcjiendahlc
transportation at low cost.
That's fhe biggest feature of the New Ford.
The reliability and economy of its V-JJ engine
have been proved on the road by upwards of
1,100.000 motorists. Owner cost records bhow
definitely that the Ford V-8 is the most
economical Ford car ever built.
.See the nvurvsl
Foiii) Dealer
for m V-
demonstration,
.
NEW EORD-V-8
TIIUrKS AND
COMMERCIAL
CAR.-. ALSO (IS
DISPHY.
i:'-i
FORD MOTOR COMPANY
ABEL'S GARAGE
W. T. RAINER, Representative
PHONE 52
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