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THE MOUNTAINEER, WAYNESVILLE, N. C. THURSDAY, MAY , Page 8 The Human Side 0' Life AS SEEN AND TOLD Hy Uncle Abe "hizself" Mr. F.icitur, you got Unkle Abe a leetle off the track when you axt him to rite fur that big Booster r-dishun I triie to imafrin myself writin' fur f miners, when 1 tie druther be a writin' fur my own mount'neers 0 I Yes sir-ee, Unkle Abe is 'urn glad to git back to "The Human Side" gloary be! An' now here goze . . . chuck full o' two weeks insprashun, er sumpun. Unkle Abe's not yearnin' to sing of spring eny more eethur . . . (lone got that out o' my system me an' Alf Amnion both. Maybe that wuz yore trubble last week, Mr. Kditur, that cauzed yore mind to keep gallopin' back to Mow ers a.n' fish, grass an' green tilings. . you need to git out. "Neath the fragrint apple blooms," or down "Whir pussy willows bow," then rite about verses an' git that out o' yore system. Successful Year Marks Closing Of East Way. School More than five hundred persons saw the students of the East V"ay nesville Sc'hool present their final operetta, "In a Japanese Flower Garden." Eighty-two boys and girls representing all grades, presenting beautiful costumes, portrayed flow ers, moonbeams, maidens, elves, and Contract Is Let For Printing The Annals Of Haywood The contract for the printing of the Annals of Haywood County, a book of some five hundred pages, has been let, and the book is expected to come from the presses in the early summer, VY. C. Allen, author, said this week. Canvassers are being employed to other phases of Japanese life 111 i m;i I.- a canvass of the county foi Accoulin' to Kecnorts Co-Agent Smith wuz "goin' up the coart hous Steps, 2 at a time, with a farmer on eech heel." Nex time our Co. Agt. pulls off sitch a stunt as that Unkle Abe wants to see it performed. I wunder who them 2 farmers wuz! Saw Bob Burnit wiih his face bruized tuther day gess he wuz one. Now that the Mount'eer's Speshul Kdishun is out an' Ed. kuss an all the staff haz survived the onleel Unkle Abe is a-goin' to give a few "sidelin' glances too: GOODYEAR Lifetime Guaranteed SPEEDWAY A Big Value (or Little Monty. Come in and get Our Low Prices. Carefully mount edat noeitracost ABEL'S GARAGE PHONE 52 ASHE VILLE ROAD FCd. Rus, scratchin' in the waste baskit for a lost piece of copy . . . . an' it a-hangin' "on the hook." Mrs. Gwyn: "Whir did you draw the ded-line (telephone rings) . . . . Now, what wuz 1 goin' to say, yes" -Kuss: If its ads, no del-line, we'll jist keep an enlargin' the paper; but if its copy, teH 'cm we're sorry." Tom Bridges: "Unkle Abe, looks like you mite as well go home an' git sum sleep, seein' you kaint feed a press nor nuthin', and come back about 5 o'clock in the mornin'". "Never did get up at , eept to go fishin'," I replide. Mrs. Marion Bridges, over the 'phone at 2 a. in.: "Mr. kuss, how mutch longer will it be foar 'Buster' can get out?" Mr. Russ, sleepily: "Booster Booster Edishun, yes, mam, it will be out by 9 tomorrow." Mr. Bailey, to Buster Bridges: "I didn't sleep well after I did git to bed this mornin . ' Buster: "I slept like a log . . what CLERICS WEEK AT NECTAR TEA ra"e pekoe 2 xa ib. pkgs. 25c OUR OWN TEA, 'Ho. Pkg. . . . .19c CAMPBELL'S TOMATO SOUP 4 - 29c coconog DB1NK . . 19c SWIFT'S JEWEL a lb. ctn i-lb. Can ..... $1H 10c ION A FLO U R pain r se,f Rising 24b Ba?S 0 c SHREDDED WHEAT, 2 pkgs . 25c GRANDMOTHER'S BREAD ENCORE OLIVE OIL Whole Wheat i6-oi.'. or Raisin Ioaf 8 c CAN . . . OJt LIBBY'S Sauerkraut s :&2: IONA PEACHES, 2 Lge Cans 35c RAJAH SALAD DRESSING ' 12 Japanese flower garden. The lead ing parts were played by Mary Cal houn and Henry Homer Plott. Oth er solo parts were taken by Norine Hancock, James McClure, Walter F'ranklin, Vernon Hancock, Virgil Hoglen, and Zeb Alley. Rev. Paul Hardin, Jr. spoke to the twenty-five students who received promotion to high school Friday morning. Other students of the school, as well as numerous patrons, attended this program. Besides the students receiving promotion certifi cates, IN incipal V. Thos. Reeves awarded the following certineaUs: Perfe t attendance: iPink Francis, Claire Howell, Leon ard Messer, Barbara Francis, Mary rrancis rrauy, hloise Morrow, Mabel Hill Mildred Messer. ! Elton Clark, Bob Francis, Carmel Hollingsworth, Velma McClure, Ruth Leatherwood, Hermit Robinson, Vir ginia Wilson, Lillian Sawyer, Polly j Liner. :Rut Messer, Oiieria .'ones, Harry Dyer, Walter Franklin, Hugh Fran cis, I.elia Moore, Herbert Clark, Wal lace Morrow, Scott Mehaffey. Catherine Jones, Ruth Turner, Roe Hill, James Francis, Mary Leather wood Lois Liner, Mattie Mae Messer, Alice Russell, Billy Sawyer, Agnes Recce, Fannie IYarle (Jaddy. John Hill has neither been tardy nor absent for seven years. Scholarship Record: Lane Airing ton, Lolita Underwood, Virgil Hog len, Henry Messer, Dowe West, 11a Jean Evans, Hazel Leatherwood, Edna Ratclifl', Bobby Gibson, Fdith Camp, Dorothy Leatherwood, Ella Moore, Harry Evans, Velda Haney, Mary Ellen Boone, Thelma Ann orders. The book will be sold only on subscription. Enough canvassers will be employed to see about every available purchaser in the county. If, however, any person should fail to see a canvasser, W. C. Allen, UVvnesville, X. C, will receipt for the order. The size of the edition will be lim ited according to the number of or ders received during May and June unless there should be a good reason to extend the canvass further. "The book will be a valuable con tribution to the literature of Hay wood county, printed on the bst grade i.i book paner, bound in cloth and stamped on backbone anil front cover in mimi'-ition gold." it was said. The anviss will begin May 3. wuz yore trubble?" Bailey: "Nightmare 1 reckon. I thawt this plag-takit edishun ,had already run to 100 pages an' nobody cooil stop it." Well, fokes, I reckon you all saw the motor cade I think you wuz all in town last Saturdy. I think ever one's neck wuz a little sore from lookin' south so long ..: but when it finely got on the streets of Way nesville, The Purty, my how we made Whoopee! Wfith that fine band a playin' an' them thar Chattynoogy fellers a-swingin' them sisters round an' round. Yes, an' did ye see Frank Battle rite out thar in the thickest? B'leeve he cood beat them Chatty noogy fellers a-dancin'. Maybe tho it wuz becaUs they wuz dancin' with their own wives, an' tharfore, not at their best. But when the band struck up the "lie of Capree" Unkle Abe filled up an almost run over. I jist felt like hollerin' rite out, "Gloary be!" And them Chattynoogy fellers left out with Booster Edishuns stickin' out o' their Dockets, too. yes sir-ee! Well, the medicin man had kom partishun last time, 'cause our fel ler-townsman layer Morgan also held foarth . . . Ray wuz a doin a little awkshun bizness on the side you see. I furst thawt that he had gone in pardner-ship with Mrs. Mullis, but she sed, "No sir-ee, 1 don't sell junk like that." Well, eny man that can sell two )' brooms, needy wore. out, fur forty cents is no bad awkshuneer. But the median man node hiz ingurns . . . sed he cood look into the faces of the fokes 'round him an' tell who wuz wurmy. "The little 'A year-old boy from which theze 125 worms wuz yankt." std he, "had 18 dyin' . fits in an our." "Good Lord, A-mighty!" routterd sum one. I no that' a lie," Hum how, tho, the t ravelin' hood winkers hain't dAie s well here since the one that sold empty past board boxes at a dollar a peeve. Had you notist, Mr. Editur, 'bout that lie-detecktor thpv air nnln' t use out in Mishigan? Well, if it ui jisi woi-K now, wont it be a fine thing? I don't spoze tho they will Use this lie-deteckfor on fishermen an' hunters like Unkle Abe, Bill Lampkin, Bill Bradley an' Doc. Nick mcuiuui, taue we re lowed priva lidges. Miracle OAT 4 TA TvrnrioiTn u. pivt t r Whip OJtljlU AylvriiOoliN VX jab" IOC IONA PREPARED SPAGHETTI " oc Ann Page B EAFJ S 4 16 n Cans 25e Green Beans ....... .5 lbs, for 25c Tomatoes, Fresh 5 lbs, for 25c yellow Squash . . . . . . 5 lbs, for 25c Cauliflower . ... . 10c lb. trimmed Lemons, Dozen . . . ... . .. . . . .. . 18c ' Jist now found out whv it turned so cold today (Monday): John Boyd wuz on the streets w-earin' oxfords with no socks in em an' Monte Stanl ey had on hiz straw hat. Well, if the fruit crop's killed we'll no whoze w Diame iur at. .To Jarvis Allison, W, H. Xoland Others too nnmprmic u.. vwo iv 1I1C11MIUM, as the. candydates say we wish to say thank ye fur yore warm kom phments. Now when Unkle Abe gits out hiz Dickshunary an' hars him a i. iv tc oecKreiary neii acknoledge all theze. How Cardui Helps Women To Build Up Cardul stimulates the appetite and r women food th l, ttnngtb pain, n women dtuh Cudul In k.lmna them buk to food health. . . . VIrt. C . t ovea digestion, helping . f 4. wy and women pralw Cudul for hel; Jjnpro' tat. Aj U built up. Mrtalo funotlonal pain, to et mora itrength from th. food thtT i nourishment U lmproTad, (tnngtj ftatllff, of Blnton, W. Va., wrlUtt "Atur th. birth of my laat baby, I did not tm to rt my atracUi back. X took Cardul f aln and wa. aooa wand and w.u. I bar. (Iran It to my daufhWri and rMomnwnd it to oth.r ladle, ' . , , Tbouaand. of women iirtlfy Cardul bnflM them. If It dou not bMMXit TOO, eocult ft phyaleUo, Jones, Catherine Jones, Corrine Al ley, Lin wood Hancock, Ruth Turner, Henry Home,- I'lott, Oberia Jones, Harry Dyer, and Winifred Holers. Mar. Ha. Ice Cap. The polar regions of Marg are be eved to have ice caps much like the same rcinns if Hi'' earih. NOTICE NORTH CAROLINA, HA V WOOD COUNTY. N THE SUPERIOR COURT. VIRGINIA McINTURFK, V. CLYDE McINTURFF. The defendant, Clyde Mclnturff, will take notice that an action has been commenced in the Superior Court of Haywood County, North Carolina, to obtain divorce absolute, under the statue, on the grounds of two years separation; and the said defendant will further take notice that he is required to appear at the officce of the Clerk of the Superior Court of Haywood County, at his office in the Courthouse, in Waynes ville, on the 1st day of July, 1935, and answer or (lemur to the com plaint filed in saij action, or the plaintiff will apply to the Court for the relief demanded in said com plaint, This the 1st dav of May, 1935. W. G. BYERS, Clerk Superior Court. No. 33-1 May 2-9-1G-23. Stella Haney Wins Prize For Writing Oath For County Some months ago, a civic class of freshmen at the Waynesville Town ship High School, taught by W. C. Allen, were offered two pripes, a dol lar for the first prize and fifty cents as the second prize, to the persons who would write the best two papers as a suggested oath, or creed, for Haywood county. The class had stuilifd the government of counties, cities and town, as well as the prin ciDles of good citizenship. In the studv. the class read the Athenian.! Ok h and tried to apply its princi ples. Eighteen papers were handed in. Two sets of judges were asked to make the selections. The first set selected the four best, and from the four the next set selected the two best in the first and second ordei . The following is the paper that won first prize: "We, the people of Haywood Coun ty, take pride in her history and have faith in her future. "We will do all in our power both individually and t er her developrn. , "We will ut: ;.' tages her rich - posits and otht "We will coo; t ' promote indu.-ti development. "We will p,-v, natural beauty (. "We will obev' courage others 't,.' work for the (.. just laws for ou "We will nev,.,' that will disgii, name of our couir strive to pronion greater sense of This one wa, Haney, of Yyi. prize was won ,v ; "V Lo.t Continent Found L'nd,, , Scientists. ,,,1,,, :,,n vi me ocean 'let.vw hl;. d'scnwtvi! ui be Hip "Lom (: Mountain Rang Less than Km Not M, U. , frr.m a Zone an explin-er !,m,4 a wi 0,t u tr,in ran?e that vr,. n 'J map. "1 Sale of Property The undersigned will sell all of the personal pioperty be longing to the Estate of Mrs. Ellen Harris, Deceased, at her residence in Waynesville, N. C, at 10 o'clock, A. M. SATURDAY, MAY 4th RAIN OR SHINE Consisting of Beds, Stoves, Dressers, Quilts. Hlankets, Wash-Stands, Tables, Sewing Machine, Pictures, Dishes, Silverwear, Clocks, and Many other things. Everything in the said home will be sold. Grover C. 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