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THE WAYNESVILLE MOUNTAINEER THURSDAY, MARCH 12, 1936 Aliens Creek PTA Purchase A Piano The Allen's Creek Parent-Teachers' Association was organized soon after the opening of school in October, with Kay Allen, president, Mrs. Henry Francis, vice president, and Margaret Walker, secretary and treasurer, and since that time, has been functioning to the satisfaction of both school and community. Just after the Christmas holidays the P. T. A. purchased a piano for the school, whkh has been paid for from the proceeds of two box suppers. Plans have been made, and the work is under way, to beautyfy the grounds around the nice new school building. The P. T. A. also sponsors a program given by the Fiddlers' Convention on next Saturday night. Young Methodists Of County Meet The Haywood Young People's Union, composed f the Epworth Leagues of the Methodist churches of the county, held the. March meeting in the Canton Methodi.st church on Monday night. The principal feature of the program was an address by the rector of the Episcopal church, of Canton. During the business session, plans for improving the standard of the union programs was discussed. The following wa adopted: to have a system of four points by which each group will be judged, namely, home attendance, attendance at union meet ings, prepared home programs, and league ability programs. The union banner will le awarded the league that has the highest points each month. The banner for AIaih was won by lake. Junaluska. Due to the resignation of Lachlan Hyatt, who has served the county or ganization with puch credit, for the past several months, an election for this mce wa held, with Joe San Thompson, of Canton, being elected to head the group. ChaplinDenies Trip Honeymoon , Help Kidneys If poorly functioning Kidney n and bladder mako you luiier from Getting Up Nuhts. Nervoqsnom. Kheumatia OFainn, StilTneaa. Hurnlnff, Smarting, Itchmir, or Acidity try th (ruarantred Doctor a PrecrptionCyBtex(Sian-tex) ,c4 a f Mutt lix you up or money KyteX back, Onl7u at dxuieiriau. -'IN, -Alt A f ? ' WXty ShF" A' whc H 4, 3 fi &m ?m Paulette Goddard Reporters who suspected that the sudden vacation cruise taken by Charlie Chaplin and his leading lady, Paulette Goddard, was really a honeymoon were put off with Chaplin's evasive reply that Miss Goddard "is going to be the greatest comedienne in the world" when the couple were questioned at Los Angeles just prior to departure. AS HE SEES THE HUMAN SIDE 0' LIFE 666 Miui(l-TnMe(H Snlve-N'ose Drops SALVE for COLDS price 5c, 10c, 25c He towered o'er hiz little w!ife She wuz so awful skeerd; He. swore he'de beat her then an' there, Yit no one interferrl. A kruel club wiiz in Tiiz hand Alas! what cood she do? The children dared not say a Word For he had beat theni, too. The club comes down wc hear a skreem How savage, mean an' base! "You kruel thing,' we hear her say, "You alius hold the ace!" VISITING RALEIGH? MAke the most of your vInK to the Capital City by enjoying the comfort and ronvrnlrnre of Khe HOTEL GAROLINA "RAI. KIC.H'S NKWKSf AND IIKNT 1IOTKI." I'lrciiroof. 2.-.0 rooms ltll but lis. Kuilin iuil rlec'lrle fun In every room, Kilpllciit Dining Knoni. ICcrionjhlc riilcn. rlcnty of Krco rarl.ini; Soacr. KOItKUT I. .t;i:, M.umitrr Now this is not Spring poitry, Mr. Editur . . . it's the kind that's bin a-happ'nin' around here all winter, jist took Spring wether to thaw it out. 'SINES OF SPRING Now the ground hawg sine mout sumtimes fail, fokos . . but here air a few sines of Spring that never fail: Hawkins Freeman's an L. A. Mil ler's po-ims leevh the Mount'neer olFis ... little boys git out their marbles an' give the dare . . . the sp'ckle hen lays a shore nuff aig junk piles grow by leeps an' bouns. . the wimmen give their hair the anyal wash an' dry it in the sun . . ing-urn sets on ever hand . . . pian-book an' gyaii'den seed agents , git bizzy . . . "Sons of Rest" kongregate on tile sunny sides . . . an' last but by no meens least, Homer Davis fly hiz kite. Yes sir-ee, whenever we see theze sines around WaynesviMe we. no that Spring is at hand no matter what the Almanick or ground hawg say. GENERAL ELECTRIC 0' M aVI P 1 New G-E 1936 Models Are Now on Display H w w iBiwiTinffff'' f o The sooner you have your G-E Refrigerator in your kitchen the sooner you will begin sav ing about 10 a month on your food budget. G-E Refrigerators are powered with the fam ous sealed-in-steel mechanism that now gives "DOUBLE THE COLD" AND USES 40 LESS CURRENT. MASSIE MURNITURE CO. See Our Window Display or Better Still, Come In And See Them. AND HIZ NAME Wl Z PAI L In re-gyards to that. Ilooly-hooly Show, Air. K(litur, jist want to say that Paul Camel had better keep quite . . . trooth is Paul wuz the one to git most eck-sited, while Unkle Abe acks'ly felt sorter ashamed . . . ye see. me an' Paul got in late an' had to take a sect rite on the frunt row with the kids an' rite in winkin' distence of them thar gals! I wuzn't (lite shore but what sum o' that laflin' behind went l'er me an' Paul. V.ry way, if my name had a bin Paul you'de a never kotch me at a show like that . . nutf to make the sperit of the grate Apossei greeve fer hiz wayward namesake. Mr. J. II. Trantham, of Shee-cawgo, informs Unkle Abe that there wuz 2 niis-speKcd wurds in this kolyum wwk before last. Thank ye, Joe; but I ge.s that wuz jist what we news paper fokes call a ty-pergraffical eror. "Let me no when my subseninshun eck-spires," sed R. L. Whitener last week, "caws I want to keep it up . .... eoodn't do without Unkle Abe." "Yes, an' mine too," sed J P. Snvdor, "I think the same way." Thank ye, fellers, thanks a millyun! Unkle Abe will shore remind ye that's a part of my bizneas Then here's sum more things ye woodn't want to mips: The Editur's Sidelin' Glances; The Meltin' Pot; Here, Thar an' Ever whir; Little Tom Reeves's Stuff; Coun ty Agt. Smith's kolyum; Jim Atkins (oc-kazionally); All the News, The Story an' so foarth. "Jist want to tell ye agin how I injoy Unkle Abe" this from Tom Denton last week. "Ye told me that yister day, Tom," sez I. "Well, mayby I did.v replide Tom, "but enyway, I meen it . . . becaws, confound-ye, you rite in our own language." Still thar's a few of our recders who seem to think that Unkle Abe over-duz it. Well, lese-e: A woman wuz a-standm' at the ronrt. rinns with a little bottle of sump'm in her hand "What-cha got thar " axt hum boddy. ".list sum little draDS the Doctor give me to drap in my eye," sez she. "Haint none o' you fellers got airy nickel in yore pockit?" one of our Mane St. biznesg men wuz overheerd to say; ' PUTS HOSS COLLARS ON EM ! "Guess you'll have sump'm to say 'bout this eny way, Unkle Abe," sed Perfesser Safford few days ago when I kotch him a-puttin' hoss collars in the back of hiz car, as he wuz leevin' fer the Fines Cr.-Mars Hill game, Interesting Topics For Club Planned The program for study during the month of March by the Home Dem onstration Clubs of tihe county, under the supervision of Miss Mary Marga ret Smith, will be as follows: "Farm Women Live by the Alphebet," "Some body Must Lead Why Not You?" "Spring Style Tremlh for 1936," "How to Go Shoppin," "Improving the Home Grounds," "Timely Jobs for March," "Books for Little Folks," and "Four-H Club Work." As a demonstration feature, the making of quick breads will be shown, with those attending the meetings being asked to give reports at the next gathering ot their results with the receipts. Government Will Study R.R. Business The railroads of the nation are to become gneat laboratories in which the Federal Government will study the effect of trying to wipe out de ficits by reducing charges. The In terstate Commerce Commission's or der cutting passenger rates from 3.6 cents a mile to 2 cents a mile is seen as a bold move to test the theory of many economists that lower prices will so increase the volume of business that the result will be higher profits. It is far from a shot in the dark, how ever, for southern railroads with an experimental rate of 1.5 increased it's 1934 passenger revenue 13.6 per cent over the previous year. "So I'll jist tel. ye theze collars air fer our Fines Cr. boys." "What-cha meen, perfesser?" sez I "don't put ho collars on 'em, do ye?" , "Shore thing; an' when Joe Rath bone gits this-un on," he sed', pintin' to the biggest collar, "nuthin' can stop him." Mr. I'li,tu, did-ya1 heer 'bout Peerce Kinsland's aiksident? 'Cor din to the story, Peerce had The Yaller Jackit, Rip-Saw an' a Ashe ville paper all wrapped up in hiz pockit together. Well, this cawzed so mutch frickshun in Peerce's pockit The Yaller Jackit bein' hot enyway, that they all kotch on fire . . . an' Peerce had to jerk off hiz coat an' stomp out the blaze, "Well, I see ye've bin a havin' a lot o' trubble this winter . chick ens a-freezin' to deth, you a-fallin' down an' so foarth," sod Unkle Doc Rogers. "Yes, Unkle Dock, . . an' thar's more trooth in it than most peeple think. Ye see, Unkle Abe lives in a awful kold place enyway . . . . I've become so well klimatized I think I'll jist jine Admurl Byrd on hiz next South Pole trip." Republicans Of State To Meet In Greensboro 24th March 24 has been selected as the date for the North Carolina State Re publican convention, to be held in Ral eigh, and Chairman W. C. Meeking of the state executive committee veu nesday issued the formal call, for the convention. In letters to county chairmen Mr. Meekins, citizen of Hendersonville, requested them to call at once for pre cinct meetings and county conven tions. The Republican State convention will face the duty of adopting a plat form and nominating candidates for the various State offices, and the United States Senate. By nominating j their candidates m convention, the Republicans in North Carolina avoid the State-wide legalized primary held in June, To Get Sea Training The navy department ha. ed that approximately in im men and 1.000 omens of reserves would be friven .... sea training this year l't!v and October. FOR HAIR AND SCALP JAPANESE 0!L Th Aiitiitptfc Scalp Mdlcln- Dlffrt from ordinary Hair Tonlci IJlltl CCCI ITWADVI ....... l lot TKtl BMHItl "Tb Truth Htlr." Natltul Raiatdv c... (,." :' Well-Read Men Women can read men "like a book," they say. Perhaps that is why there are mure well-rcail men tliau well read women. Helps Prevent & Many Colds Especially designed aid for nose and upper throat, where most colds start Regular Silt V) Double QinMv50t - - 1A ViCKS VaTROHQL ITS.. Springtime Means Its Time To Grease And Wash Your Car The very latest equipment, plus experience, plus Pure Oil Grease and Oils enables us to give SUPERIOR SERVICE. Our new washing and polishing methods cost no more, yet give more satisfaction. Drive in. PURE OIL SERVICE STATION i OPPOSITE COURT HOUSE jllugh Leatherwood Jack Leatherwood LAST CALL F IMES Before Adding Levy On All Personal Property The Law Requires That We Begin Making A Levy On All Personal Property On The IFoirsft f SAVE ADDITIONAL COST BY .MAKING SET TLEMENT AT ONCE. We Are Following The Law To The Letter. Mpirn Don't Hesitate -- Act Now! W. H. McCRAGKEN TAX SUPERVISOR AND COLLECTOR IB
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