THl-RSDAY, JULY 28,
1938
THE WAYNESV1LLE MOUNTAINEER
Page 5
Speed Ace at Salt Flats to Try for New Mark
Henry Reunion
Set For The 14th
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L3 AS HP SFFS TUt:
HUMAN SIDE 0 LIFE
ciWSII' thing bout it never."
)"'" a Mk Smutts air nex .
, Hits Monday mornin' "An' they tell me that Dr. uv Ed-'
the men folks r.y s, Dr. Baker, will jist take ennv :
a case," continued Mrs.
i-kfast;
, t t- urn k . . an hits now Dout ( Kind uv
. b,- regular Brunn-Smutts Smutts.
-,i,T.hal" at
the
hinary U
U bci" " the nospuei : Degins , aDove picktur uv gossipin is not over-
... t i ti il'l I i . 1
I-.' Brunn. Ho, ye nann i : i ny, unawecl nit s bout a fair sample,!
hV bin there now goin on J don t-t hu think? But, the ques-!
1 f.. n . , . . . . !
I .... tiiun, .nr. rxiiiur, is wnat to do with!
Mrs. Smutts: "Ho say w nat s me tneze gossipin mols. They still yooze
. l .. V k ...U....:..' . : r. i
utter wnfi ' I ",c "iiuvipin pusi in ueuyware not
'Thtv sav ni t sum sort uv a on gossipers tho. Ennvwav. I tress :
Lnutk truble, but you no, Jin, I . that wood be the moast too kru-il. I
jin't think hits
iiiiw, don t
the back dore; "So I heer." replide Mis. Rrunn:
way hit begins: i "Why, they tell me thev had 'ini un
B unii: "Hows yore hold ier malpractice m the state he kum
Y'm-riu Jin!" ' f frum."
V-s Smutts: "Oh, hit's sum better j Mrs. Smutts: "I cess hit's so, tr
. 1 rubbed with Nock-Out-; er we woodn't a h-yeard it."
'"v'-'mte. Like all kolds, hit'll I
. v t' nmas'ly ware off I reckon." j An' so the gossip ends by draggin' I
jjri'.' Brunn: "Well, you'de better the name uv Edny Weeks onjus'ly in
w1 keer uv yore self," j the mire, caze the hints wuz not troo.
(An' as fer Edny's mother, she had
i m.. rvi:.... 13., 1 i: i 1
noil, mi. t-unui. uul nveu a perieckiy vircnus lite inso- I
fur as ennybody in Milltown node.
v - ' , v ' ,K .
C. till:. Ml
kniiveisa-shun is oniy pre-
the mane bout, lhe wim
wer their voices, an' draw
ther as a signal mat te
In the case uv Dr. Baker, he had bin
tride for mal-practis, but had kum
clur.
'"tf-tMewhal is "ow to begin.
ha.
1-ie h-yeard 'bout Edny
I NKLE ABE'S REM-IDV
So, thai- ye air, Mr. Editur
the !
that. Ruby Kobb
never say enny
think the ol fashun duckin' stool
wood jist be 'bout rite. Other all
t:ntt 'bout this, that I told-ju, caze j the gossipers up when they git too
woi'dnt want my name in it. you Dad an duck 'em. Oh. low 'em t'
,...) gossip a little say not over 2 kol-
H,.iv Mrs. Smutts as-shores Mrs. yums a day; but when they git t'
liunn that she'll never "cheep it I gossipin' 3 or 4 pages a day, lettin'
kource.'' the bred burn black, chickens on the
"Well. Ruby sez that Agnes As-, table an' the baby fall out the back
,w told her that Edny's bin lookin'j dore rite then take 'em all up an'
, spondint liki fer the last er 6 1 souze em under!
,ttis. :in' that Edny told her that she
Lit jist like she didn't want t live
r . t t -i,.
tony lunii . . . i reciton nu meens
uf pore Kiiny has bin betrayed.
"Well-well ! Do ye railly think
,s t hivt Edny's.' bin disgraced?"
Here Mi s. Hnitin lowers her voice
must to (i whisper, aiter whitch Mrs.
matts
Thunderbolt on speedway at Bon
neville salt beds; Capt, George
F.yston In cockpit of racer
CapL George E. T. Eyston, Brit
ish spied ace, la back at the Bon
neville salt flats on the shores of
Great Salt Lake, Utah, ready for
another try at a new world auto
mobile speed record. On his last
ajpearance there Eyston set a
mark 'of 311 miles per hour, bet
tering the previous record of 301
miles per hour set hy Malcolm
Campbell, another British racer.
Eyston now hopes to send hi
huge machine hurtling across na
ture's natural speedway at 333
miles per hour. The Thunderbolt
hi.s been revamped and its giant
mt'.t-rs rebuilt in preparation for
the attempt.
i fel t x .M '
The Henry reunion will he held Au
gust the 14, at Soco (lap, according to
an announcement made this week by
the president of the reunion, Grady
Henry, and Mrs. Kay Toy, secretary.
Last year there Were representa
tives from five states in attendance
at thu Hemy reunion, and a larger
number is expected this vear.
An appropriate progiam for tho
day has been planned by those in
charge. All descendants of Captain
John Henry, (evolutional y soldier,
of Haywood county, are urged to at
tend an. 1 bring lunch with them
SYLVA KAITIST ( III KCH
ORGANIZED 50 YEARS ACO
AN" THE MEN?
No, I don't no what orter be dun ! Fx-Ifom;in
with them .men what gether at the
coart hous ever Sat., sum uv 'eni in
the durtyest cliize they kin find, or
on ever coart day , . . an' chaw, spit
(an a few black g-yard) the live
Powdered Ice Or
Heat Produced Bv
Amateur Chemist
Opens Agency
atTecks a surprized an' hurt 1()n(r day Pursonal " liberty ? Y
es,
ma-by so. You helpt t' build the coart
hous? Well, p'raps you did put 'bout
2 bits into it. But duz this give ye
the lite to treet our fine new coart
hous, lawn an' walks like this?
Why, aiter the last coart I won
dered if Geo. Queen woodn't haff t'
call the town k-yart t' haul off the
t'backer k wills- that a-k-yoomylated
on thp crass an' hehine the frnnf-
hner, he's a travellin' man; well .i..,.:-. th 9 wta ..,-
It wuz in Mrs. Week's town, an' Mrs. ' .
fishnet- told me her husban' sed t'wuz
it bit so."
tiuk. 'Pore Edny!" she sez. "But,
tmi t' think uv it, Edny's not had
rite 't'x-zample set before her at
times; ye remember what Mrs.
ight set) 'bout Edny's mother
t'-a! kind iiv a life she lived 'fore
ii' kum here, don't-chu?"
"Yes, but sum how er other, Lilly,
kaint b'lieve that report."
"Oh, yes, hit's so. Ye no Dan
('reals New Subs-
lance From Three Chemicals,
(Jot Idea From Ice Wajron...
Harry Hubin, 5-year-old former
runn.
Oh, jist
Oh, a man orter be 'lowed t' chaw
a little, o' konrce : . . nei-viHeH he'll
'When did she tell you?" axt Mrs, ' ,,, fu i,,;,i i.4.
I fitL nit jutiii. iniu in in. itrvni I en
Jkarry 'em off. But the minct a man
a few days ago las j n nv,. ' i,,-. pr twist ,i.iv nl.
k, I blk-ve hit wuz. But now you takes jn a chaw hig a ' a Kinny aif?
um Keep in is to yore sen; i tout SIm i,.v an heo-ins snitt.en all over
is, Mishn'er I woodn't say enny thing the niace-a-ite then he orter be RUN
i"ut it, but I thought I'de tell you . , ivi
leu no, I'de hate t' have Mrs. Weeks
fail at me, caze I like 'er in a way."
Mrs. Rrunn: "No, I won't say enny-
S'long,
UNKLE ABE.
FOR YOUR
p IJ CHILD AGAINST
DIPHTHERIA
DIPHTHERIA is now a conquered
disease. Physicians know potive!y
how to prevent and treat it, and
there is no need for any child to
contract it.
TOXIN ANTI-TOXIN INOCULATION IS A SAFE,
SANE WAY TO PROTECT AGAINST THIS DISEASE
A serum has been perfected
that will give protection againsc
Diphtheria. It is called "Toxin
antitoxin," is harmless and will
make the child safe foin the
disease.
It may be that your child has
a natural immunity to diph
theria, arid, if so, this can be
established by a simple test,
by a competent physician. This
test, known to medicine as the
"Schick test," consists of one
hypodermic injection. If the
reaction is negative, your child
will be very unlikely to cca
tract the disease. Should the
reaction be positive, the chiid
should be given "Toxin anti
toxin" for orotection.
DRUGSTORE
V"' 29 a Series "felling . The Public About , The Doctor"
tn cases of diphtheria, or
any indication of or
throat, the physician
should be called at once.
ice man, of Cleveland, plans to freeze
out the recession by marketing what
he Calls "powdered ice," a substance
he says virtually will paralyze with
cold anything from beer to pain.
Rubin's invention, which resem
bles dry snow and the result of a
combination of three chemical ingre
dients, was perfected to his satisfac
tion after a twoyear-in-the-base-ment
struggle with an idea conceiv
ed on an ice wagon. He took his
brainschild to the National Inventors'
Congress where it was awarded first
prize.
Rubin demonstrates his invention
by placing a thermometer in a glass
of water, the temperature of which
hovers in the 50-degree zone. He
then drops in a pinch of "powilered
ice." The temperature plunges
quickly to below freezing.
The inventive man points nut that
"powdered ice" could be taken on
picnics, poured into, a tubful of wati r
and used to keep down the temiitra-
ture ot beer and pop. He also he- this week
lieves the farmer would find it useful
to chill milk, out of cows, of course.
"Doctors could even use it on emer
gency cases," he reasoned. Rubin
goes on to point -nut that his inven
tion also freezes awav pain bv nunrfi
i . '
ing nerves.
i. "It isn't poisonous," he siiys. . "I
I sometimes drink it.'
! Rubin does not reveal which three
chemicals are combined to produce,
"powdered ice." Ho says it defies
chemical analysis. He showed it to
the -head-of... a large chemical firm.
The man could only "ts-tsh" won
deringly and declared that "he could-
n't believe it."
Rubin explains also that he can
proiluce "powdered heat" merely hy
leaving out one of the three chemi
cals which are combined to from
"powdered ice,"
The young ice man-inventor start-
l V
Baptist To Meet
Sunday At Crabtree
The t'rnhtree Baptist church will
be the nieeting place for the regular
fifth Sunday meeting, with n program
on which outstanding Haywood Bap
tists will appear.
The general subject: How May We
Make Our Church Services More
Worshipful?"
1. The Worship Period in the Sun
day School, by T. T. Noland.
II. The Worship Period in the
Preaching Service, by W, M. (ierald.
II. The Worship Perm. in the B. 'IV
IK, by Thomas Erwin.
(hit line of Associational Aims for
1!;S8-19.'!!I. by R. I'. McCracken.
The Sylva Baptist church, will have
a special all-day service next Sunday,
inly HI, in observance of the fiftieth
anniversary of the organization of
the church.
The church was organized with
fourteen charter members. Of this
number four are still living and three
are still members. The other is u
member of a church near by.
All former members and fiii riils nr.
invited to be present at the service
next Sunday.
Educational Loaders
Of County To Meet
Jack Messer, county superintend
ent of schools, has called a meeting
of all principals of high schools, of
elementary schools, and all agricul
ture and home- economic teachers of
the county to assemble at the Way
nesville Township High School at '.'
o ciock on r rulav. the iMhh.
Representatives of the state depart
ment of instruction will have charge
of the program which will continue
until noon. Plans for the coming
year's work will he formulated.
Shoe Repairing
(Jootl WorKmanjship
High Grade Materials
Reasonable Prices
Champion Shoe
Shop
MKS. I. HON A DICKKTT, Mgr.
NEXT TO WESTERN UNION
11. PHELPS BROOKS
Security Life And
Trust Co. Opens
Office In Town
The Security Life and Trust Com
pany, ot mston-Salem, annoiineoii
the opening of a branch
office in Waynesville.
H. Phelps Brooks will serve as spe
cial representative for the Waynes-villi-
office and a number of West
ern North Carolina counties, and
will be associated with .1. Price Keeper,
manager of the branch agency, of
Asheville, and Jack Alexander, spe
cial VcpreseTiOativo, Asheville.
For twenty-five years Mr, Brooks
was traveling representative in the
wo Carolinas for the firm of John E.
Hurst iind Company of Baltimore.
He has many friends and connections
in t he two states.
Mr. I.ieper, an established and cap
able underwriter, served for a num
ber of years as athletic Coach find
member of the Lee rdvvards high
school faculty in Asheville.
Mr. Alexander is a graduate-'', of
IUike University, where he Was an
Motor Express
A 1 1 Directions
AH Shipments Insured Prompt, - Efficient Service
Courteous Drivers
Smith's Transfer
Abel's Garage Phone 52
outstanding athlete, and later served
ed out to develop his idea handicap, j as: assistant, coach at Virginia Mili
ped slightly by lack of chemical t;uv Institute.
knowledge. He had studied chemis- Last week Tally Tr. Blair, vice
try in high school but he refreshed president and agency manager of the
his memory by going to the public '-company-, was in Waynesville, and
library and reading enough books to pointed out that the location of an
enable him to carry on his experi- 0ff;ce m.re will enable the company
ment. to better serve the many policy hold-
Rubin believes "powdered ice andiers in this section of the state,
heat" will sell cheaply, virtually f ak-J The Security Life and Trust Com
ing the ice off ice men's backs, net-'p.,ny operates over wide territory in
ting him a profit of $180 a ton. the Southern states and in 1!K!7 rank-
,. . j ed second among 78 companies oper-
NOT FINED iating in North Carolina in both new
Jim Teague has asKed The Mou.n- and'.' ordinary ''insurance paid for and
taineer to explain that he was notim.t increase of insurance in force in
fined $50 in criminal court, as re i the state.
ported. He paid heavy court costs, Mr. Brooks has made this bis
no fine was included, he reported. headquarters a'nd home.
MiV league was charged with af:
fray,, ; which took place last Decern
ber.. :
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