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THURSDAY, DECEMBER 15, 1938 THE WAYNESVILLE MOUNTAIN EER l AS HE SEES THE HUMAN SIDE 0? LIFE as I hav seed 'em on the street here in Waynesville the past few days hit seems a pitty to dis-illoosun 'em. To my mind hifs the Grate Dis-illoo- runment of Life . . oh, why duz it haff to be! 4wE EM OFF SAIRRjr; 1AKt, , tood tnlkin' on -rhecoarthous. - nsnin L sir I don't see how we can I' iutchlonger,witha these P 7 file " s he- ' Wy 1, fer everthpsfer our J,. -uters, cucumbers an' other lne,1 ,,,ff an' a fres ffer 6uf rtrfi corn. An' now S a one of the men "than, a S?pi fcorn, one what bores Seat the hart out uv the grain.' ,n. fellers, I don't kno how you- U take the HART owuir corn woodn't giv a Bnap-iort.- TUinthav sumstrangtntoMYcortt ffi don't want it" The others sed m wuz uv the same mind. ""No sir," kon-tinude the ol' farmer, -i. i.';f 1m' mutch longer at the i. rant, hit ize in the direck- Aun uv Shingle ocve . . an' I thawt be imagined ne coou bc . y ,-dosin' in on all sides, vast-ciales em fln' destroyin' everthing in their path. , . . Why don't-chu git a gun an shoot ifni, Unkle?"'sez I; but he didn't like that a little bit Kn vou fellers here in town don t bio how awful hit's a-gitten to be what-cha Say," he i said, But With that I left him. still talkin eck-citedlv 'bout "nests." Mr. Ed- itiir, I jist kno that farmer haz pest mie-mares . . imagine tnat me pests. aiter eatin' ever liviri' thing, started in to suck up hiz life-blud. At this pint I spoze he jumps oue uv the bed hollerin' "Take 'em off uv me. Sairrry take 'em off!" Don't look like them tiles i? bie a-nuff to carry all the sewerage irum waynesville an Hazelwood," sed a native as he watched the tile being onioaded at the Lake. "Don't-chu worrv "bout that" re- plide a kon-strucshun man, "you jist get reddy to fish." "What's that, a barber shon?" axt a feller t'other day, looking at Santa's igloo; whirupon the man wuz in formed that the place wuz Santa's hed-quarters while in town. "That flair.Dole is not a barbers' sine . hit represents a big ol' fashun stick uv candy. One little boy sed he'de like to hav a stick big as the one on Santa's it-loo. Lessen, childern: Back when Unkle Abe wuz a boy that's bin menny yeers ago, 'bout all the kind uv .candy we had wuz liV" thai big striped sticli". ro. not as bie as that, coarse not, but striped like that. Then we had the gum draps as we called it also sugar candy. OBZERVA-SHUNS Fokes. whenever I see little boys an' gurls simply wrapt up an' carried away with Santa Claws, so to spcek Mary Poteate Heads New Haywood Club At Brevard College The rec'lnr krowd. nlua 3 or 4 farmers wuz gethered in the Shurf's offis 'We mniit irit hetter nrirea fer our 'backer if hit wuzn't fer theze town fellers a-buttin' in with their little piles," sez Carl Bryson. "Yes. an V preen at that." added Grover Lutherwood, "why they don't kno how to raize t-backer. "Never mind, we don't barn-skald ourn like you fellers do," put in Jim Farmer. "No. I het-chu don't hurt it bv workin' it while the dew's on eather," replide Charley France, Unkle Jorge Parmer sed he wanted me to "git aiter" the town fer cuttm all them nurtv nines down that they've deck-orated the streets with in Way "Why they wood a bin big a-nuff fer saw stocks in 12 or 14 years," he kontinuede. So thar ye air, Unkle Jorgo . . I've registered yore protest an' mine, too; caze while I like to see KrismUs deckorashuns, I don't think the purty young pines orter be destroyed. UNKLE ABE. The students from Haywood county at Brevard College have organized "The Haywood County Club." The purpose of the club is to provide fel lowship with Btudents from the same county, and to help tie alumni into similar county groups back home. Officers elected for the club re: Mary Poteate, Waynesville, president; - V 1 .1 Dick Whisenhunt, nazeiwooa, vice president; John West, Waynesville, Kwretni-v: Mariam Allen. Virginia Osborne, and Edith Williams, corre- sDondinc secretaries: and trances Turner, Waynesville, treasurer. Members of the are: Waynesville Mariam Allen, Ralph Dotson, Hunter Henry, Robert Barr Hyatt, Catherine Martin, William Massey, Lynwood McElroy, Joseph Earl Moore, John Cordell Noland, Mary Poteate, Frances Turner, Robert Welch, and John West. Canton Jaxie Best, Virginia Os borne, and Edith Williams. Clyde Howard L. Dotson, Grady Noland, James Shufford, and Ted Sanford. . Hazelwood Thomas Marshall Da vis, and J. E. 7--ur.t. . Lake Junaluska Jack Rathbone. PRISONERS SLAIN FOR TREASON Captain Cornelius Codreanu, Ruma nian Fascist, "Iron Guard," leader, and 13 others serving terms in prison for treason, were slain this week in Bucharest while attempting to escape. Someone YOU Know Wants THIS E'-ECTRICAL GIFT! ELECTRICAL n .s,. I &W1S AM ECONOMICAL TO tllJV r-A A NEW AND USE 1939 RADIO Dally entertainment to dellfht both young and old. Convenient pay ment plant. jS v;.; Ynur ELECTRICAL DEALER'S Christmas DispUy C ABO UN A FOWE UGHI COMfAMT my ELEC THRIFT J. f , 1 1 i i i ll5IIi$yTO sL I Editor's note By special request from the farmer, the pines were cut from his land for clearing. This saved the farmer the expense of hav ing them cut. So, if the pines had been used for decorating the streets, they would have been thrown on the brush nile at the expense of a far- sighted and generous farmer. School Master's Club Met Last Night In Clyde The Haywood School Master's Club met last night at the Clyde high school for a banquet which was served by the Clyde Parent Teachers organ ization. The nroirrnm of the evenine was arranged by C. C. Hanson, principal of the Clyde school. LICENSE REVOKED James Dimie Silver, of Canton, was among the group last week who lost their driver s license, bilver was khare-ed with driving drunk. Re vocations to date are almost 20,000. HE TOOK 'EM LOUISVILLE, Ky. J. Erie Davis tried to be considerate when he phoned for help after his automobile caught j fire at his home. "I don't want the whole fire depart ment," he said. "I thought maybe you had a motorcycle with a lire ex tinguisher in the sidecar you could send." "Sorry," replied the fireman. Fire engines is all we got. Take 'em or leave 'em. 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