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THURSDAY, JUne Psre TEE WAYNESVUXE MOUNTAINEEIl DONALD DUCK Gzoase. AND SEE -ruvr tucvt dpp AT JOKES' JUNCTION! "How did George break his leg?" "Well, do you see those steps over there?" "Yes." ' "Well, George didn't" ted NOW, PS GOOD BOYS A Land sAYUELtono I VP i 3 $ "Mother, have I been a good boy lately?" "Yes, Billy,' you have been a very good boy." ' "And do you trust me, Mother?" "Why, yes of course I trust you, Son." "Then why do you go on hiding the jam?" Sammy. "I wish I hadn't fought with Tommy this morning." Mother. "You see how wrong it was, don't you, dear?" Sammy. "Naw, but I didn't know till this afternoon that be was going to give a party.1 : Cof, 141, Wak Daatj World llitko Korrxd DitnKxfl by Kin Fnfurw Syndm, Int. Society note: The ladies of the Helping Hand Society enjoyed a swap social on Friday evening. Everybody brought something they didn't need. Many of the ladies were accompanied by the husbands. "Guess that pen will have to go on itching." "I'm out of scratch paper." such He: "IVe never si dreamy eyes." She: "You've never stayed so late before." FOLLY AND HER PALS f- MELLOWS THIS J? I THE DRUG STOPS'. I S J ' If SI Yer. Copr (Ptrey L Croby, World righu rtwrvcd, 1941 (Kmg Feature! Syndicate. Inc. kit WELL,, THIS IS 5KIPPY SKINNER AN' I WANT YOU TO SEND UP ONE TWO- CENT STAMP. J "What do you think of mud as a beautifier?" Well, it hasn't done so much for the turtle." Humble Guest; "Er have you ever walked in your sleep, Sir John?" Very Rich Man; "Certainly not I may have motored." "Say, Pa, I bet Bobby Smith 10 cents today you could lick his dad in 15 minutes so be sure and keep Saturday afternoon open." Mountain Guide: "Be careful not to fall here. It is dangerous. But if you do fall, remember to look to the left, as you get a most won derful view. "I don't know how the Browns can afford an auto." "Well, my dear, I wouldn't let that problem worry me. Proba bly they don't know themselves." Little Bobby, aged six, after hearing his father mention "prac ticing law for a number of years," finally said; "Daddy, did you ever really get to be a lawyer, or did you always just pratice?" GIVING A REASON Housewife: "What! Half a dollar for a little fish like that! It's too much." Dealer; "You can't expect to get big fish cheap any more. All the fish in the seven seas have been scared out of their natural growth by the marauding submaries." Pathfinder. TACTFUL SALESMAN Shoe Salesman; "What size do you wear, madam?" Customer: "Well, I bought size four last time." The clerk look puzzled. "Yes, madam, I remember, but you're buying this pair for your self, aren't you?" MR. PlPPS, BUT I PEARS MAPTA DECLINE YER OFFER OP A JOB.- f butT DONALD DUCIC YOU SAID SOU WANTED WORK- AMD THAT'S TUB FPlU JOB MXAE REFUSED Y d&w I ALL THEM JOBS I TURNED DOWN WUZ ALIKE MJH DONT WANT ME T err into A rut, do-yum?' RECORD OF YOURVOICE HOME RECORDED 's I I it v ,1 Oop 14, Wak Darty SKIPPY WHAT ARE ( YA DOttfT m BUILOIlV A KIDV 6olf couRre AN' I'M coin to ,N 7DAYS id turn TKYIT With some women, it's the work a laundry does that leads them to select it . . . with others, price is a main aonsdderation. At our laun dry, yu gat both perfect work and economical prices. Send us a bundle this week, start using the best laun dry service in town . . . it costs no more! ' . 'A VAYNESVILLE LAUNDRY Copr JPerqf L Crabr. World rl((itt 1941 )Kin( Fratuna SrndKMt. Inc f t I' UttlAV Oad 1 COURSE iS TKIS? r POLLY AND HER PALS "7 6LADVS ISlEEPIN0 MOUSE -AMD TRVlSlQ MAKE A OOD JOS OF IT, TOO.1 TO THATS' MARVELOUS A POLli! POOR GLADYS- VSHE MAS A' LOT TO ( LEARN. y LA K VES-THS OTWER DAY SWB A9KED WER GROCER lP 'UE KNEW WOW THESE BI3 PlRMS BAKED SLICED BREAD WITWOUT ALL THE SLICES STICKING TOGETHER" At Prices That Are Amazingly Low Phone 137 THne- MoMinift&iiiHieejr JBy Ferry 9-A By Walt )Lsinhutfd hv King Featurrs 5t!1, By Perry L. Crod Phone 137 SI8I k'o OS) 7 f T" C
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