iDAY. JULY 20' 1944
ASmileOrT
mull boys, as all boys
Lirfatne"-. . r,mI,i8uMv
PD ? Jrites a few words on a
E? pnd gets ?25,000
. , .vr Oh. my father
P; room and tells people
to do, and they give him ?5U,-
tfrlrnister-Thafs nothing.
S. te up in the pulpit,
f PJ..g f 2. minutes, and
P".; finished, it takes' eight
fcn bes, .... the money.
. n, wtin comDlain
. lit 01 leiiuwo -
heir boss being dumb would
at 1 : ...i. tho boss was any
Oot ol a Juu "
Lrter.
triad what is a deficit?
whaT vou've got when
who
10 u no much as you
fcSnVou had nothing.
iVe worked heard these 50
ad"' Ll T feel it is time
to 'turn the business over
tou and retire.
Lin-
mAW, SHUCKS, I uy, r-J -
Wrk a little longer, and then
of us can retire.
fccT-Rat on book iu. .
& Route 1, Box 144, W.y-
tie:
July
20-27 Aug. A-
YOU ONE of the thirty mil
1 i. hu. Athelete's
PD. n.r TTnof Corns and
L ns, if so get Radico Foot
r . i nnii Inoal Arntr
or enclose u"? ---
i 1? T. Smith.
KU11 treameiu w
Lpstered Druggist, Box 326,
Slack Mountain' N. C
Uune 8 Aug iu
IRMANENT WAVE, B9c! Do
Pprmnent with Charm-
UU unt. -
Kurt Kit Comlpete equipment,
nduding 4U cuners ana diuuu
joo. Easy to do, absolutely
armless. Praised by thousands,
Deluding Fay McKenzie, glam
otus movie star. Money re
'unded if not satisfied. Eagle
Store Company.
ne 1-8-15-22-29-July 6-13-20-27,
i Aug. 3.
tST-Kerosene Oil Stamps. Ber
ha Brackett, Waynesville, N. C,
!ox 446. July 6-13-20
MiTED Black Walnut Logs for
ranstocks. Cash on delivery to
Chas. Underwood sawmill, Lake
lunaluska. Wood Mosaic Co.,
nc Box 1249, Asheville, N. C.
If.
1ST 5 Sugar Stamps. Dave
Baynes, Route 2, Waynesville,
k C. July 6-13-20
IST-Ration Book No. 4. Roy
powell, Route 2, Waynesville, N
July 6-13-20
IST-Ration Book No. 4. Hazel
Atkins, Waynesville. N. C
m 327. July 6-13-20
R SALE House with five bed
Nms, dining room and kitchen.
Wired for ranee. Also for sale
pr room and bath cottage.
piny of fruit; fine mountain
ie- All conveniences. Two
Piles out on Howell Mill Road.
pee W write A. C. Arrinirton. Rt
ft waynesvi r. TJ. r.
Pine 29 July 6-13-20 '
PK SALE One motor Scooter,
P sme car. New tires. See
. V U4J .v
PTED TO RENT 6 or 6 room
;u wi:n cow pasture near by.
'1 vicinitv nf T oL- T 1 1,
'Vie. Phonp 999C Pr1 1.ti
Pnt0". N. C. Jnlv 13-2(1
PaP. TnKarv,. r1 t.i . . -I
--v, caiue ana virain.
Estates. Old Belt Realty
ai-ii-Aug. 3-10-17-24-31.
Ration Books in cloth
ret book with- zipper. Re-
ru, v.reen, cox oa,
w 1. W aynesville.
July 13-20-27
fST-Four Ration Bookg
L, . lroy Ferguson, Clyde,
1. N. C. Julv 13-20-27
2to,, "aH01lne nation A-Book.
-'" w tnarles Pruett, Route
f' aynesvillo v n
July 13-20-27
fST-Fn,,. r. T Z
C?Fguson.
July 13-20-27
t, "ftt, Lake Junaluska, N.
July 13-20-27
firttZ ?llar W" Bonds and
pffioS w 8 SUgar 8liP- Bass
E,. Waynesville, Rt 1, Box
KLSri9?.1 Mercury station
Co T.' t watmns Chevro-S,0-owned
by Grace Lumber
1 Ti1 14 nn
July 13-20
0ae Day Nearer Victory)
Promoted
SSGT. DAVE Z. ALLISON
has been promoted from ser
I i
o O
geant to his present grade. SSgt.
Allison is attached to the Infantry
Replacement Training Center,
Camp Wheeler, Ga.
Sgt. Allison has been in the ser
vice for more than two years, six
months of which has been spent
overseas. He volunteered in the
service and was inducted at Fort
Jackson.
Want Ads
LOST Canning Sugar Stamps.
Fleet Holloway, Route 1, Box
93-A, Waynesville, N. C.
July 20-27 Aug. 3.
LOST Round gold pin with pearls
about 1 inch in diameter. Re
ward. Return to Mountaineer
office. July 20
LOST Lock gas tank cap with
keys, somewhere in neighborhood
of Pet Dairy plant. Return to
Mountaineer office. July 20
FOR SALE 35 acres, all under
fence; 6 miles from Asheville,
near Charlotte highway. Fine
growth of young timber, good
spring and fruit trees. $1800,
terms. Also one 2 acre wooded
tract adjoining city limits of
West Asheville. City water near,
only V4 mile off Haywood Road.
$785. Terms. W. C. Medford, at
Court House.
WANTED 6 young laying pullets,
about 8 months old. No leghorns.
Write P. O. Box 158, Waynes
ville, N. C July 20
WANTED 2 tricycles in good
condition for three-year old chil
dren. Write P. O. Box 158, Way
nesville, N. C. July 20
LOST 5 Sugar Coupons. E. W
Lawrence, Route 1, Box 30, Way
nesville, N. C.
July 20-27 Au?. 3.
LOST Gas Rationing A Book. T.
Lenoir Gwyn.
July 20-27 Aug. 3.
WANTED TO BUY Mattress for
man in service. Phone 484-J.
July 20.
LOST Four Ration Books No. 3
and 4. Vernon Steading, Mamie
Steading, Waynesville, N. C.
July 20-27- Aug. 3.
irnR SAT.F. Four-burner oil stove
one metal kitchen cabinet, one
Globe Wernicke Company three
section bookcase with drawer,
nno tea waoron. one Old Colonial
davenport table, four sections
8x10 flue tile. 429 Love i-ane.
July 20.
FOR SALFi Two registered Here
ford beef heifers. Reasonable
xihone W. H. F.
Millar. Dhone 267-J. July 20
LAFF -
t iw. in rtATOtn mHcT. -
"Gosh, but my dogs
A Smile Or Two
The Scot was ill and the Doctor,
another Highlander, was conferring
with the family:
Doctor: "I cannot tell you exact
ly how Jock will be. But if it was
me doing it, I wouldn't buy more
than half a bottle o' the medicine
the next time."
Lawyer: "I can get you free if
you've got money enough."
Defendant: "How much money
must I have?"
Lawyer: "How much you got?"
Teacher: "Spell 'straight'."
Junior: "S-t-r-a-i-g-h-t."
Teacher: "Correct. Now, what
does it mean?"
Junior: "Without ginger ale."
Yesterday is gone; forget it,
Tomorrow never comes ; why
worry?
Today is here; get busy!
Blessed is he who expects noth
ing, for he shall not be disappoint
ed. Old Lady: "Are you afraid of
work?"
Bum: "Certainly not, madam. I
can lie right down beside it and
go to sleep."
LOST Cook stove certificate, is
sued in name of Carl Cook. Fin
der please return to same at
Waynesville, N. C-, Route 2.
July 20-27 Aug. 3.
LOST Between Waynesville post
office and Hazelwood Drug Store
a pair of gold frame glasses, in
a new gray case. Finder please
return to H. B. McGhee, Hazel
wood. Reward will be given.
July 20.
FOR SALE 2 acres land. Seven
room house, water, lights, out
building; stream; some fruit
trees. At reasonable price. Call
292-R, or write box 651, Waynes
ville, N. C. July 20-27
LOST Rensie watch, gold with
black band. Finder please return
to Marzelle Webb or Mountain
eer office. Reward. July 20
WANTED Couch or day bed. Also
Warm Morning heater. Will buy
or trade other furniture includ
ing oil water heater, like new.
F. Saunders, Residence phone
161-J, office phone 172, Short
Sereet. July 20
LOST Three yards dress material
and pattern from Belk s. Re
ward. Phone 266-W. July 20
FOUND One automobile tire.
Claimant in answering, must des
cribe tire and give serial num
ber. Address X Waynesville
Mountaineer. July 20
BENEFIT BRIDGE PARTY
Sponsored by Civic League. To
be held on Wednesday night,
July 26 at home of Mrs. R. L.
Allen. Tickets, 50 cents. For
reservations call Mrs. R. R.
Campbell and Mrs. Homer West.
July 20.
LOST 7 Ration Books in contain
er. Also 40 coupons for canning
sugar. C. A. Black, box 258,
Waynesville, N. C.
July 20-27 Aug. 3.
LOST On Pigeon Gap Road be
tween Waynesville and Sunburst:
2-wheel truck, rubber tires, pipe
frame, painted aluminum; for
handling cylinders. Reward for
information leading to return.
Brading Gas Service; phone 202.
July 20.
A - DAY
are tired tonight
THE WAYNESVILLE MOUNTAINEER
G.O.PS RUNNING MATES
TOM AND JOHN exchanged warm handshakes when they met, as shown
above, for the f" time after the Republican convention had named
them as "The . t." Gov. Dewey and Gov. Bricker are now planning
one of the hotu .unpaigns in many a year. (InternatiOTUil Soundphote
Both the photographer and the
mother had failed to make the rest
less little four-year-old sit still long
enough to have his picture taken.
Finally the photographer suggest
ed that the "little darling" might
be quiet if her mother would leave
the room for a few minutes. Dur
ing the mother's absence the pic
ture was taken successfully.
On the way home, the mother
asked;
Mothei: What did the nice man
say to make mother's little darling
sit still 7
Child He said: "You sit still,
you little nuisance, or I'll knock
your block off!" So I sat still.
NEW FALL SEASON
Remember how
much you want
ed a .. .
SEASON
SKIPPER
COAT
last year? Better
start early this
year . . ,
Select your
&0 if
SLEW HIS OWN SON
TO BRING ON RAIN
The old African witch doctor be
lieved he could bribe an angry
god and end the drought by kill
ing his son, but went to jail in
stead. Read this unusual true
story in the July 30th issue of
The American Weekly
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The TOGGERY
R&P and Tannery In
Lead In Softball Play
In the softball league during the
past week, four games were play
ed, with R&P and the Tannery
holding to 2 wins and no losses,
while Dayton has dropped one and
won a game, and Pet has lost two.
In the first game, on the 11th,
Dayton barely nosed out Pet in a
15 to 11 score. Costly errors senx
Pet's score down. Dayton made
12 hits and 2 errors, against Pet s
7 hits and 7 errors.
On the 12th, Dayton dropped
their game to R&P, in a 2 to 12
run game. Dayton made 4 hits ana
4 errors, while R&P gathered 8
hits and made 5 errors. Campbell
for Dayton, and Rushing for R&P
got a home run each during the
game.
The 13m was lucky for R&P, as
they won their second game of the
week, as they played Pet The
score was 14 to 9, with R&P mak
ing 13 hits and 2 errors. Pet gath
ered 10 hits and made 8 errors.
The Tannery and Dayton met on
the 17th, and the leathermakers
won in a 7 to 2 score. The Tan
ONE -STOP SERVICE
For All Makes Of
CARS AND TRUCKS
Washing Greasing Polishing
Tires Tubes and Accessories.
WE FEATURE ...
Sinclair Products
Underwood
Service Station
SPAULDING UNDERWOOD, Owner
Phone 9170 Main strect
-si
Pas S
nery batted out 9 hits and made 2
errors, while Dayton tent 4 hits
out and made 2 errors.
LEAGUE STANDING
Team W L Pet
r&P J2 0 1.006
Tannery 2 0 l.OOf
Dayton - 1 1 -M
Pet - 0 2 .00
Helped Love-81ck
Up until the late 1800s there were
no Valentine greetings available ex
pressing a variety of moods and
sentiments as there are today. TM
Valentine senders would either
make up their own messages or con
sult "Valentine Writers." which
were books of suggested verses pub
lished as aids to those "struck dumfc
with love "
Bakes Help Uaytnc
The sweep rakt or buck rake to
one of the greatest alda to hay ms
ing. Because only one man Is nee
ed to load, and two or three loa
may be moved sway at a time, oa
man alone can work efficiently.
T h e r e is only
one real Season
Skipper, and we
are the Exclu
sive Agents in
Waynesville. j
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