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kiw I APRIL 18. 1946 THE WAYNES VILLE MOUNTAINEER Girl More Moral LStor TellsCoeds . ..I,. ':ini'V British Hoof niiilV koine" than lH" " ' And ii- " ""' and tIH wtMiil tfl,inaiili' as v the I"'1'"-'- ,, but -ihI "v"' ,,,. i.u-ai- Ihi.lll ami la' 111(1 lf:l-H dun I knl' II"'"1 mother. Na'K'.v i ... ii :l lanttnm lie t U lllt'll '"" ,( Hi.- V i-il." leg,-v , , iit(-nnial !i ham;- 1,1 BiiiMm" alimil a pel - JatTl Sale l'AI.ITV ..SIZI'I it on Wei); hi Farm Road iler or L'l I foct mother," Lady Astor declared as she viewed the portrait. "Mother ; married at 16. wanted no children i and had 11. She likewd her moth j e,- s pioneering spirit in Recon struction days in Virginia to the I Liiirit of British women during the bombing of London. She expressed gratitude for her mother's strict ness, gallantry and courage. "I looked at father and I looiced at mother, and I knew which one ought to have the vote," she de clared. 1 would rather go to the dentist than do this," Lady Astor saic' as she posed for a picture while stand ing beside her mother's portrait. She decried American ideas of pub licity and picture-taking, declaring that pictures of her are all "per fectly hideous." "You would think I were running for Congress," she said. Lady Astor was introduced in her brief talk, by Dr. L. L. Gobbel. Creensboro College president. She spoke from the terrace of the Main Building, with her audience com posed mainly of college girls and townspeople. She stated in her talk that "The voung people of this generation are perfectly wonderful, but they need spiritual guidance." She observed that in her generation the young women needed protection from the men. but "Now I'm beginning to think we had belter protect the voung men from the women." She urged that women be brought up to think and act for themselves, stating, "I think what I like, say what 1 like, and go where 1 like." Col. and Mrs. Howell Visit Relatives In Roseland, Va. Col. and Mrs. J. Harden Howell have returned from a brief visit in Roseland, Va., where they at tended a family reunion of the latter. They were accompanied home bv Mrs. John Doron, the former Miss Helen Marshall, sister of Mrs. Howell, who will make them a visit. Arrived--- 150 Pairs Of lion Hose jiose who hold Register mbers from 350 to 525 S" 'hem two 0n'y i.-,n pa;rl Al,j , T A ' m- n the Registered List. TOGGERY W-H.MASSIE 1)1 " ,T-.wi. rAtit; ittKru (f irst ovcuoii) JEWISH REFUGEE SHIP INTERCEPTED BY BRITISH SMALL PROFIT MARGIN Two Irishmen going to the races took a keg of whisky to sell there. "Keenly aware of the temptation th( liquor would offer to their own thirsts, the partners firmly agreed that neither should tatae a drink from the cask without paying for it One man had three-pence, the olhe: nothing. Presently the man with the three pence grew thirsty, and paid his coin to the other for a drink. Ths other man soon felt parched and gave his partner back the three pence for a snifter. This went or all the way to the races, first one paying and the other, until all the whisky was consumed. The partners stopped to count 'their profits. "Begorra!" thev cried in unison A whole keg o' whisky sold, and what have we got to show for It only three-pence!" i -rvsw yr THE TURKISH MOTOR VESSfl Arya, carrying 733 Jewish survivors of Nazi death camps, enters the harbor at Haifa, Palestine, after being intercepted by a British destroyer near the Palestine coast. The refugees who were attempting to enter Palestine illegally, were detained by immigration officials. They had boarded the vessel at a French Mediterranean port The Hebrew name "Tel llai" is shown above "Asya". (International) , Have Your FAVORITE SNAPSHOTS ENLARGED Pi tun Anv Negative 5x7 Enlargement 35c 8 x 10 Enlargement 50c J. Hour Service On All Film Finishing All Work I l:i ndled With Care THE SKYLAND STUDIO Masonic Tiinile Hide. Waynesville Sailor A woman fell overboard from a ship yesterday and a shark came up, looiced her over, and swam away. Soldier He didn't bite her? Sailor Naw, he was a man-eating shark! Hot Cold The tallest story I ever heard wai one of a farmer friend of mine up In North Dakota. One winter he put some water on the fire to shave with. Before he noticed the kettle was boiling. So he set it outside tc cool. A minute later it had frozen But it had frozen so quickly the ice was still warm enough to shave with. that School Daie Teacher Name one thing Edison was noted for. Scholar He invented the flrsi rank. Teacher What on earth is "rank"? Scholar I dunno, but It says in the book here that "Edison was ar inventor of the first rank." Patient Explainer Stranger What's that whistle blowing for? Native There's a fire somewhere. Stranger But why do they blow the whistle for the fire? Native They don't blow It for th fire. They blow it for the water. They've already gc t the fire. See? Young Love Lyra I think marriage Is Just wonderful. George Is the most gen erous man in the world. Myra You mean he gives you ev erything that credit can buy?, Silence In the Court Judge How could you swindle people who trusted In you? Prisoner Jedge, people who don't trust you can't be swindled!, Everybody Agrees Customer (angrily) It that's clam chowder, I'm an Idiot. Waiter (conciliatory) That'l right, sir. It is clam chowder. -H Young Love She But, darling, we can't Just live on love! He Sure we can. Your fathei loves you, doesn't he?, ,' ALL QUESTIONS ANSWERED Junior Say, pop, what's a "Greek Urn"? Father (absent mlndedly) About twenty-five a week unless he owns his own hash house. S. C. General Assembly Goes Home Without Making Changes COLUMBIA, S. C The South Carolina General Assembly ended its two-weeks-old extraordinary session last week without effecting any cluinge in the state's liquor control laws, which were left ex act I'- as they were before Gover nor Williams called the legislators back to "clean up the liquor situa tion." Sine die adjournment, which came officially at 3 p. in., followed Mouse rejection of a free confer ence report on the battle-scarred liquor control bill. The report, proposing new regu lations for liquor sales under the present license system instead of either the House-approved slate stores plan or the Senate-approved stale wholesale distribution system plan, was turned down bv the over whelming 72-29 margin. The House action automatically killed the report, which had ab sorbed considerable verbal bom bardment and which had been adopted by the Senate, 24-20. The adjournment resolution then was adopted promptly by both houses. Food Situation In America Said To Look Bright Civilian per capit food consump tion in the United Stales this year is expected to be at least as large and may even exceed any previous year, the State Department of gri culture is advised by the Hureau of Agricultural Kconomics. However, outside the '. nitod Slates, per capita cunsuinpl ion of food will run about 'i per cent below prewar levels The average American this year will eat about ISO pounds of red meat, 3(if eggs, 29 pounds of ( luck en and turkey. 4H0 pounds ol milk and cream. I!i7 pounds of Hour, 37 pounds of corn products. 247 pounds of fresh vegetables. 13(1 pounds of white potatoes, 1!) pounds of sweet potatoes, 73 pounds of sugar, and scores of pounds of oatmeal, coffee, tea. cocoa, butter, 14H pounds of fresh fruits, and large quantities of pro cessed vegetables, lard and luiltt-r Johnny Johnson Returns Here To Make His Home Johnny Johnson, son of the late Mr. and Mrs. Joseph E. Johnson, of Waynesville, holds a position with the Wellco Shoe Corporation. Mr. Johnson, who had not resided here in several years, returned lo Waynesville lo live, following his discharge from the armed forces. He served for three years with (he 91nd Medical Battalion and was in I he European theater for two years. His sister, Mrs. Fannie Johnson) Cameron, also served In the armed forces with the rank of Captain in the WAC's. 1 Greeks Raise Rebuilding rund For Home Town CHARLOTTE Approximately 125 former residents of Arahava, Greece, who now live in cilies of the Carolines and Virginia, have raised $38,000 toward a lotal of $7.r,000 which they seek to re build Arahava burned by I he Ger mans March 25, 1945. R. P. Leventis of Charlotte, heads the committee raising the fund. Former residents of the Greek village now reside in Gastoma, Charlotte, Greenville, Salisbury, Henderson and Kaiinapolis, North Carolina. Here's a good record. Holt Broughton of Laurel Springs, who made 10 entries in the spring lli-i-e-ford show at Statesville, walked off with eight top prizes and awards for both grand champion bull and cow. Pre-Sthool Clinic To Be Held At Kast Waynesville May nl A pre-school clinic as pari of the regular program which is th ing conducted by the oiint health department, under spmisoi ship .it I he I'TA, will be held next Tues day llinlniiiy at 9:011 o'clock al the East Wavnesville school. Mothers are asked lo bring all their children of preschool ace to the clinic, so that the w ill ! read lo enter school in the fall, having taken all necessary iiinim nizations, which children enleiiii,', school lor I he first lime are re quired by law 'o have been e.iveu. Soviet Russia Names New Ambassador NEW YOliK Soviet Hiissia. in a major diplomatic move, relieved Andrei A. Gromyko of his duties as ambassador lo Washington last week so that he could devote Ins full time lo the United Nations Se curity Council, Nikolai Novikov. minister-counsel under Groimko was named I lie new ainhassailoi in his place. Hussia's action, announced by Moscow radio, was regarded pri marily as a manifeslal ion ot Pre mier Josef Statins recent stale men! that he expected the t inleil Nations to play a great anil posit ive part in preserving peace and se curity. Secondly, it was regarded both in UN circles and in those I.iiiiiIi.h with Hussia as being a deliinle anil distinct promotion lor ( ;i oin kn. brilliant 38-year-old diplomatic are. anil a recognition of the stout light I he has pill up in the Iran crisis j Novikov was named Soviet nun i;ter to Egypt Oct If,. l):t ,. I came In Washington last ugiisl , and was head of the embassy ilni j ing Grninyko's abseie, e Gromyko is one ol the worlds oungesl major diplomats, became ambassador in Washington -an- i (coding Maxim l.iUinov in Aug list, 1913. 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IPopvnilablv Prescription Serrice CURTIS DRUG STORE Day Phone :v Night Phone 513 , Stay Single Harry I've been thinking of get ting married again. Now you'va been married three times. Tell me whkh wife you liked best jerryYou just bite three lemons on,e after the other and then tell me which la sweetest. About Face Gabble Marriage changes man. Blabbie Doesn't it? My husband used to offer rne a penny for my thoughts. Now he offers me fifty to shut up. Gob Humor Captain Who brought you aboard? . , . prisoner The shore patrol, sir. Captain Drunk? Frisoner I think he was, sir. ( Hie Toggery To Make Your Easter Complete You should visit The Toggery and see the most complete line of Easter dresses, coats and suits in Haywood. The very latest in styles and col ors. Visit our large ready-to-wear department today and select your outfit - one that will be a "gem" in the Easter Parade. The Toggery W. HUGH MASSIR. Owner tiff if
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