THE WAYNES VILLE MOUNTAINEER
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SAN DIEGO, Calif. (AP)
Henry E. Haenkle, retired Navy
man, makes models of horse-drawn
vehicles stagecoaches, carts,
hueeies and the like so accurately
that even the square-head nuts
that hold the wheels on are true
to scale of one inch to the foot.
But what he takes special pride
in is the fact that me wneeis are
lubricated with oldfashioned axle
'grease, not so easy to get these
days.
I Mrs. O'Neal got lots of tips on
the Philippines from Mrs. McNutt,
who is now back in the family
apartment at the Shoreham hotel.
, Mrs. McNutt has been in New
York a good deal of the time since
ihir return from the islands sev
eral weeks ago. Her husband is
-,.1111-nine to private law practice,
will divide his time between New
York and Washington.
The McNutts will keep their
apartment at the Shoreham. They
have also leased an apartment on
Fifth avenue in New York. Louise,
I heir daughter, will spend all her
time in the capital, where she has
a job in the Far Eastern Division
of the State Department.
HERE and THERE
(Continued jTroni Page Two)
confusion:
"Graham, county seat of Ala
mance, and not of Graham county.
"Washington, county seat of
Beaufort, and not of Washington
county.
"Lenoir, county seat of Caldwell
and not of Lenoir county.
"Beaufort, county seat of Car
teret and not of Beaufort county.
"Columbus, county seat of Polk
and not of Columbus county.
"Henderson, county seat of
Vance and not of Henderson coun
ty. "Jackson, county seat of North
ampton and not of Jackson county.
"Hertford, county seat of Per
quimans and not of Hertford coun
ty. "Rockingham, county seat of
Richmond and not of Rockingham
county.
"However arere are five other
county seats that bear the same
names as the counties in which they
are located. They are Camden.
Currituck. Durham. Halifax and
Wilson."
TELL ONE!
NOW YOU
"OH. MY FRIENDS.
AND AH, MY FOES"
NEW DELHI. India lP The
following "personal" advertisement
appeared recently in the New Del
hi Statesman:
"Brigadier Cane leaving for the
United Kingdom desires to thank
his British and Indian friends for
many kindnesses. He further de
sires that his enemies should not
indulge in wishful thinking! He
is returning'"
Letters To Editor
HORSE SHOWS CONTEMPT
FOR AUTOMOBILE
GRANITE VILLE, Vt. Motor
ist Stewart Mackenzie not
horseshoe but it did not brine
Sequoia National Park has more
than 40 peaks over 13,000 feet
high, including the nation's tall
est, Mount Whitney, 14,495 feel.
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Anoiner riuni jvu uui i.u.i, u
We Are Proud Of The
New Home Of The
Waynesville Art Gallery
We Built This
Fine Modern Building
No Job Too Large None Too Small"
FREE ESTIMATES
J. C. NORMS
CONTRACTOR
Phone 608-W
LL
Electrical Work
and
Electrical Fixtures
IN THE MODERN
WAYNESVILLE ART
GALLERY BUILDING
INSTALLED BY
(Continued from page 2)
neon sign, George S. Kaufman was
typically expected to comment
somewhat as he did: "Hi-yo Platinum."
One last example of the speed
with which things get into print
concerns Harry Kurnitz, a highly
paid screen writer who wrote the
best of the "Thin Man" films, but
nonetheless is buried in a crypt
of anonymity which is the fate of
most screen writers.
Harry also has a constant Mossy
preference for gold knick knacks,
from tie clips to pencils. This
moved Harry's brother to comment
that when Harry died he should be
buried at Fort Knox.
So when this story got into a
column, was it told about Harry
and his brother? Not a chance. It
had to have the added fillip of a
Big Name. So it came out as if
Harry had quipped it about Moss
Hut since Broadway is the tiny
village that it is, everyone from
Toot Shor's to the Twenty-one
now knows that it never was said
about Moss in the first place, that
it was passed on to the columnist
by some master at the art of apoc
raphy. Call him the village apoc-niphoncy.
much luck. Flung by a gallop
ing home, the shoe crashed
through the windshield and
grazed Mackenzie's face.
(Continued from page 2i
Not only for the Baptist Hour
but for the tine publicity sou haw
given your own church program
week after week on the .church
page. I want to express ni own
thanks and for the church. For .1
long time I have seen the need ol a
sustained program of church pub
licity in the local newspaper Mmc
people read the church pace ol
your paper than perhaps o ie
alize. I wish the oilier chutc'i.
would realize its value and a nl
IIlih'Ivc nf the ollDOll U II 1 1 v nil
are offering.
With kindest personal rei:anl . 1
am gratefully yours.
L. C. EL LIOI I .
Pastor First Baptist Church
APPRECIATES I'.DI'l OKI Al.
Editor The Mountaineer
Honorable .losephus IViniel, v 1.
kind and thoughtful enoio-li to
send me a dipping from a 1 ' em
issue of "The Mount. line t Hut
carried a reprint ol an l.diloii.il
i Hear At Tlio Wheel
Is Not A Koad I log
j RFl.Ti . Mont i.d'i It wasn't
so li.ul hen .1 hi-;, black bear
cliinlHcl into AM mlerson's empty
auioMi'lo!.- while Anderson was
, i in ; ,i,.,i nou tiom a Glacier
ViM.'iul I'. ul. hidiuay.
TOOTH CAUSES PLATE
TROUBLE FOB PATIENT
OSWEGO, Kans. (P) "Gosh,
Doc, my false teeth are hurting me
like thunder," a patient of Dr. F.
J Faulkner said as he cra wled
into the dentist's chair. Examina
tion showed the patient was cut
ting a wisdom tooth beneath his
plate.
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. , ...... .1,.. i,..,.o. hp literal v tore his
una! -i.ioi, ..I He Moor aim niui " ...... .- - "i ...
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r and llien'ine iimm .- -
door idtch I way ou', destroying upholstery and
niiK li for 1 consicieraoie glass.
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FAKK THEATER
Hiivii(".ville, North Carolina i
M.VUM.i: S.VI'l KI Y 2 and MO SUNDAY 2 and 4 P. H
NK.UT SHOWS 7 mid ! Daily SUNDAY 9:00 Only
ADMISSION PRICES:
( lnMreii Under r Yours 12c Including Federal Tax
A tin lis, All Seals 3jc liii'IiidinK Federal Tax
I STATE PUTS 'EM IN;
ROY PULES 'EM OUT
DECATUR. HI. fP) Angling is
easv if vou know the angles. While
3,000 cattish were being dumped
into Dreamland lake, young Hoy
Northland tossed in his line, caught
an eight-inch fish and left before
the conservation officer could say:
"Get away from here, boy."
FREE LUNCH MEANS
A BIRD IN THE PUSS
RLOOM1NGTON. Ill (!') Krec
lunch of the feline variety has been
served for several weeks at a rail
road's plant here. When the doors
of the axle shop are swung shut at
the end of the day. a covey of
sparrows are trapped inside. By
dawn, the birds find the only exits
small spaces around the rails en
tering the shop. They wriggle
through the opening and into the
paws of waiting cats.
THE EARLY BIRD
TAKES THE COUNT
SACRAMENTO (P) The
pheasant is a persnickety bird.
California airborne game war
dens have found out.
Taking a recent census of
pheasants from low-flying planes,
they discovered that it has to be
done between sunrise and about
8 a. m. During that time the
pheasants stand still, in the open
in spite of the roar of the plane,
APPLES TO REMAIN SCARCE
COLUMBUS, Ohio - There will
be no letup in the current apple
shortages until 1957, John R. Mag
ness. V. S. Department of Agri
culture chief hortiruMurist. pre
dicts. "Scarcity of plants." he said,
"will delay any increase in the ap
ple crop for ut least another decade."
STAND UPT
HUNTERS ACE
, COUNTING ON VOU )
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that appeared in the No"
Observer on June 3rd. I.M. 'e
ing my retirement and :,eivne
Commissioner of Motor ehi
in North Carolina
Having jusl returned lion
much needed vacation I 1 I
take this oppo'liiiuU to esp
my personal appreciation thai
saw lit to reproduce the New.
Observer Editorial; and, e pc
Iv do I wish to thank vou lor
and
- on 1
.oh'
tin
IWoud.iy, Tuesday. June 23-24
"High Barbee"
SliiiiiiiK
VAN JOHNSON and JUNK ALLISON
News of tlie Day
Wednesday. June 23
Beat The Band
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and allow themselves to be
counted.
They just don't want to take
cover in grass covered with dew.
favorable comment coneei
same.
II was not an easy deei ion to
make in leaving the m-ivki- ol Ha
state, but I do have the mnei
satisfaction of knowing Dial I r.au
to the State the best that I pos
sessed. Again thinking you anil with all
good wishes, 1 beg to remain.
Sincerely yours,
T. P.ODDIE WAKI).
Trade winds is the name i-urn
to winds which blow rei'.nl.n
from tropical belts, hut the v. nnl
"trade" is used in an otherwise ob
solete sense of "course "
Sl.in iuu
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Serial and Comedy
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Thursday, Friday, June 20-27
The Razor's Edge
Starring
lAKONi; POWFll and (1FNF TIFRNEY
News
BUTTERCOOKIES OPEN
A PASTRY SHOP
LONG BEACH, N. Y. (P)- Fol
lowing in the footsteps of four gen
erations of Buttercookies, Paul and
his wife, Jeanette, have opened a
pastry shop in this Long Island
seaside resort.
Paul says his name stalled in
Warsaw, Poland. His aneeslors
were noted for their cookies and
pastries, all siicculenlly sizzling in
dairy rich butler.
YOU'RE TELLING ME!
By WIUIAM RITT
Central Press Writer
VIOLINS made of metal may I
soon bf on the market accord
ing to trade pap" 'I Su,t'
able no doubt for the playing
of TiD Pan Alley tunes
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Wow long should honey
moon last'tskf reader In
debmtely ,1 the bnde is wit
enough to forego trying to bate
biscuits.
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"Mosquitoes should bt mad
obsolete ' say o health article
While we re naming insetl candi
dates for oblivion-how about
the house fly?
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An nnripnt pipyrus scroll
rfveals that 4.0MC vear? ago
Egvntian? i.laved fl game faint
ly resembling baseball His
favorite team groans Zadnk
Dumkopf ie doing Just that
verv thine now
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A new device i said to be
able to create any kind of
weather lusf a. if ' already
dtdn t have too much of the
same
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On retiring natives British
New Oulono covet diemselves
with o mud pock this must be
the origin ol thol phrase,
"betiuty sleep "
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Nothing is unpopular the
man at the nest desk p.-u"
out. ns IhpI month s wl 1 1 ''
lai hit tun-
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WwQod Electric Co.
j1 General Electric Appliances Sold and Serviced
Pfte 45-T Hazelwood
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Will ihe of July b&hborVafa you
Lots of limit's- ("'''
to si(iil t hat W'linlei ! 1
trip you've plaiuii-iL I
... I ike t ire cir 1 iy 1 11
l.iltle tliini's...lil.e
wiper failure duriti).r 11
Trotllilemimp lliiugs . . . Iil- a 1
headliirht. Upseliin llnnrs ..
wronj? road without a r1""' i'"-'1
Why not. let your m-.-ul'v I
kn p the fini in "" -'"'" ''' "
ough car-check ? He km'" v I'-1
needs for hot weather perl'01 in
inspect... lubricate... and put
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1 ,t ( li i iiiiniiiK shape for that big 3-day
weekend or vacation trip you're starting.
JUST A WORD Of ADVICI den t wait too long.
V"u can avoid the In : t -minute rush by taking
,i iiii r I-, -so Dealers now...irauj.
,11'1'e there, ird a free, accurate Esso
I Mai of the inails you plan to travel.
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AND out OTHER SUGGf STION . . . have your
Iv ,, Heiih-r put in fresh, long lasting Esso
Muinr Oil it's unexcelled. Then fill 'er up
with powerful KssoKxtra Gasoline and you'll
be oil' to a lively start... a great holiday
weel (-ml and remember when you're at the
wheel that CAREFUL DRIVING PAYS!
Our YMT.Ultoloe,
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1947. King Fchim ShT.., Inc.. WocW .Ightt rcr4 fe-ZO
-Coffees kinda weak after. its long trip from Brazil, eh?"
placed beto grea, ,oc.d pert saety ,Q your
vuiq .. .1.- ATI AS
Tire, backed by a bbe
erS on the rood throog $,
ates and Canad-! Jn o va)ue
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!p thanAUAS!
STANDARD OIL COMPANY of new jersey
DEALER
Leatherwood And Francis
Esso Station
IRVING
LEATHERWOOD AMI III
WALTER FRANCIS, Oiiwi rs
AM)
Fast, Courteous Service
Phone 9172 Asheville Road
Walker's Esso Station
CLAYTON WALKER, Owner
"Complete One-Stop Sendee"
Phone 9162
Howell's Esso Service
DILL HOWELI. Owner
Washing Greasing Tire Bepalrtnff
Main Street
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