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A h Jf Lvvat SIMILAR , , Gerald was scheduled for a class on Saturday which he did not tike to attend.' , 'f::.,.- "What's the matter with It that yon don't like to go?" asked hi mother. '... iiV "Well, It's just like coming to the table to eat. It it's something you don't like it last too. long, and If it's something you do like there's not enough of IV Indianapolis Kews. - No Line , In reply to the teacher's question, "What is the axis of the earth?" Sam said an Imaginary line from pole to pole. "Good.' said the teacher, "But could you bang clothes on that liner "Sure," answered Sam. "Why, Sam," asked the aston ished teacher, "what kind of clothes?" "Imaginary clothes!" Follow! Direction "Hey, what's jour roommate do ing with those two mirrors?" "Well, he-had' a boll on the back of his neck and the doctor told him It wasn't serious yet, but he'd have to keep hi eye on it" Poor Baby Mother Why do you think my rolling pin Isn't much good! Junior (heavy reader of the fun nles) Because It doesn't say Tow" when I hit the baby over the bead with It Maklag Hob Sweater "Why do yon writ household bints and cook books?" "Because," said Hiss Cayenne, "a woman's place Is In the home." "Whose homer "Everybody's." GOING AND COMING There Is nothing more expensive than getting married." "Oh, I don't know I I only gave the minister ten dollars to marry me, but It took fifty for a divorce." Ha Didn't Stick Fond Mother I hope - my little precious has been as good as gold all day. Nurse Unfortunately not He went oft the gold standard about lunch time. That Ended the Speech A political orator had been talk ing for more than an hour. "I want land reform, reform In government, educational reform and" "Chloroform," a bored listener In the back of the room answered. Super-Blacknate "This negro I'm talking about was so black they called him Mid night." "That's nothing. I knew one who , was so black that lightning bugs followed him around In the day time." Ob With the Loud Noisa "Silence is golden," said the ready-made philosopher. "Yes," said Senator Sorghum, "but under our "present financial aystem, what's the good of gold?" SUREST SIGN -Is your - husband Improving?" 1 "I think hi health Is, because blc language Isn't." . . v. (: , -. ,, 3z. Gi Ways aad Meaas Commltte - - Bella Tour Mr. Robinson U good looking, but I don't cart for his wavs. .. 1 1:-Il!s fever mind his ways, y T - ' Ct 1 "I r J OUR COMIC SECTION Events tCawitfif. W. V W . - ' THE FEATHERHEADS w5uSRw?u HAvff J soa cam 31 ' TIM6 To 66T IT OUT I pfc? Me . ffl , - i f i , t k 1 OF THB 6ARAtSE L "POWKi ' flll IJL 1 'I L Mffi COLD rAORNIM i imu irt t Mav i j ''" FINNEY OF THE FORCE Tt oWK" No Help Needed A BURGLAR GoT WTO OURL HOUSE See I VAHfk HE SiT ' ' IriOUfiWT it WAS MB HOME AT TrtEl U tMMT"r'lNJ? " COWfi- HOM3 LAJE-- L x in the Lives of Little By Oatoae 5VVR15 f SbtJR CAR AT VAUF . erasing i r- t.:. aw- 'POOR MADAMfc ) c- - mr, ' wi.MT I I tu' 5iM"ws I. t Lien Szza and Heard VoU ' WDtff HAVi? TO TCLL ME W I HEAR IS IT KNOCKING, .v;".i..' - 'tf.' c T "Did you have any luck in your stock market speculations?" . "Yes, Indeed ; I escaped with part pf my money.", . . '' . RUBBING IT IN He Ton must be one ot those girls whd takes plenty of exercise. Judging fr o m t h fine color you have. ", 'iiik?''Ji;': Um No, -A: hut i aulcker way;' that method la too slow. , SOMETHING WRONG 'What did Bastus get married for?" -( , "Lawd only knows I He keeps right on workln'." ' THAT'S ENOUGH ' J "Why do you suppose Percy bas such a vacant expression?" - 'Well, Percy thinks of himself a great deal, you know." Miss Gad I thought I never should live to tell the tale.r.-;, r Miss Flip For you , that " must have been suffering Indeed, ' . UH, HUH . ; r, . "Yon say you're tn -business for yourself?" "No; for my wife." ' ' . r DEFECTIVE Si v'l,..'! . i OUCH1 .'- 15 iuu 1 .'; TV LV 1 Ma - iu. ..--. ' i . . --o . .1 a r ;t.a 'A ' mtf I 1 (7lul Mi f. A ., -' lalllllUMIIl Hill Ttaa1 aVaiavaW' a)i "T""' '""'' . There's many a "flare" In the fash ion sky this fall, and no amart skirt wUI dare sally forth without at least one.' This charming aU-occastOB'trock baa flares both back and front; thus assuring Its wearer plenty of style Interest . The - drop-shoulder - yoke points .twice in front, once In back, to the bodice and puffed sleeves wblcb gather round It Utterly charm ing, the tiny round collar wblcb tops the yoke's diagonal closing, and don't yon' love the young way the sleeves puff about the elbow t There are nov elty crepes with plenty ot surface In terest from which to choose or if you're out to be very practical, select a sheer wool. . . . , , n Pattern 2387 Is available In alxes 12, '14, 1A.18, 20, V32, 84, 88, 88 and 40.. Steele takes 8V yards 89 imch fabrie. Illustrated step-by-step Sew ing Instructions included. , Send FIFTEEN CENTS (15c) In coins or stamps (coins preferred) for this pattern. . Write plainly name, ad dress and style number. BE STJBH TO STATE SIZE, i Address orders to the Sewing Cir cle Pattern Dept. 243 West Seven teenth St, New York City. Coddling Sick Child ; ' May Cramp Personality The lasting scars of children's sick ness ara often not the earaches or tie poor eyesight that may have resulted from an. acute Illness but the cramp ing of the child's personality. .An unhealthy personality frequently rep resents, the coat of coddling the con valescent,;: according toi' Kathisrlpe Brownell ' Oettinger, who warns of such danger in her article, "How to SpoU " : Cblldy; Which, appears ; pn Hygela.;$;j;i& niness Is the time for reaping the results of -character traits already aown. , Then it la that the mother who has resorted to bribery or to threat,, who has failed to build op confidence in her word, or, who has pampered her child Into a state of otter dependence will- realise the er ror Of her ways. , The old threat of calling the -doctor or the nurse or some other "bogeyman' In order toJ frighted the child Into obedience now becomes a boomerang. Parents who build up an attitude of friendliness and confidence In the pbyiiclau when the child Is well will And their bur dent lightened when the child Is ill. - ) ru swow s i MY WIFE ' , CAN COOK lJ ' FLAVOR IS WORTH TALKM3 AEOUT A s .. s. last t ; at ti5 leemei i v an dejv.ui m!! nil i o? from h cheer f.il con uanoe. As t j himself b- ' a the Won ; i found It unntLcriary to ask t ' for his dejection, for he Imm-iu Informed her ruefully, "I lost i today." " - '. . '. The Woman was surnrlsed. Al though he is a talented your? n i he has not yet reacnea tne s.. 1 1 hi career where he can turn 1 i talent Into a means . of Uve!"i Ha has dlfflcultv selling his v.. and the woman never, would h j susnected that he owned so nir 'j money. . She said ' nothing and lie continued,- Tni so mad at mysolt It'a all my own fault, too"." FTi onrlnsiW nromnted her ro nut tiik nnoBtlnn for which he was wait ing.: "What bappened?" she asked. Ha seemed' clad to unburden ma troubled soul. ; "I wanted to bet on the horse that came in first today and tr v h.ii VA hnva won J2.BOO. Hut I didn't have the $12 to put on him -flnm.lt I'm as maa as nops at myself all that ' money losL"-rNew York Sun. ' ' " tw ' ; . Pouassion pf Books fTo possession can surpass or even equal a good library to the lover of books.' Here are treasured fot his daily use and delectation; riches; which increase by being consumed, and pleasures which ever cloy. powder . L !cisliii v,l.o rnaVa nothing but Ic ing powdsr under uparviaion. of axpart chamitta. . friz tsZzy Si as f er 2JO run pac:: WANTED to BUY or LEASE mall Molpped rooUr planlnn mill la jrood condition wt up for operation with plllnc aroune and naar timber.. Give full details, condition, location, and terme. COUCH, HABDIMa BO AD. 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