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? ? ? ? ? ? ' ' Farmville Enterprise Published by The Enterprise Publishing Company G. A. ROUSE, fettfor and Aaft. M?r. B. A. JOYUtR, Huo. Editor. One Dollar the year ? III adfo.ice. Knlercd ta the Poll Office at Farm ville, N.C.,u iccond clau mall mailer. | FRIDAY. APRIL 30, 1915. No, there are no gossips in this town ? ju& a. lew tongues | galloping through life. Any girl is privileged to mar ry in leap year. The only arti cle of furniture necessary is a man. King Georgex wants England pumped dry of booze. And when he tackles the job the kindly courage will coze. A well known man about town is fond of. laughing at his own jokes ? and is equally fond of laughing alone.' A loud cackliiig hen does not always lay the largest egg, and a big talker seldom has anything in his bag but wind. Having~lo& the pugiliSfic telt, Jack' Johnson may now retire from beneath his plug hat with out provoking international comment. Funay, isn't it? Cify folks are always fcurrying around hunt ing a dollar, and farmers are racing around looking for a safe place to invent. Want a good joke on the other fellows? Wait until . this squib gets cold? then cement a nickel to the pavement and watch 'em try to pick it up Mexico again! General Huerta has left Spain for the avowed purpose of Starting another revolution in banana land. Funds running low, probably. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but the young buck who spends his time making "racy" remarks about women will find it a long and rocky road to trav el. ' Over in Germany, they say potato bread keeps longer than pure wheat bread. And in this country w? know that a tough Aeak la&s longer than a tender one. JgW-; Evangelist Billy Suqday is to purify Chicago. Probably by the time - wireless communication will be in operation with the hereafter, and we will all be as sured of uacensored reports of his victory. as TIRED OF U& Constant Backache and Rheumatism. Fo^y Kidney Pills fixed up Texas brakeman so he's good as ever. ? v.; Almoil down and and out with kidney trouble. Rheuma tism so bad he could scarcely get up when ho sat down. Back ached all the time. No wonder Mr. F. A. Wooley, brakeman on the toad fro?. Ds5 las to Jackson, fexas, "was tired oflMUg." "1 raw Foley Kidney Pills" advertised," be said, "1 took some ar.il nticr i? short time d wiw thoroughly cured and w having no more troablv." : Your kidney pills will disnp pear? and with it the backache < Aid rheumatism, by the use of s Foley's Kidney Pills. Once your kidneys become rflrong and adlive, aches and pains will dis fit appear like magic. ? ' There's nothing. to equal &v. genuine. Ge< ihenv-G. K. Moore, successor to S. M. lard. _ , '. ; . '?& ? N V Some men are so l.uv they never work except in fly lime. . fe. Good lime# are ahead for those who go after them. But the lag gard will always have a grunt coming ? ? If a word to the,wise is suf ficient, this ought ft) cause every delinquent subscriber to pay tip quick. Energy and* perseverance light the path of life with eWlric rays ButMazines& Clicks to the old tal low dip. Guns and troops are kept hid den on the battle line. But shells and bullets sing jusl us merry a tune. THE GREATEST HOME COMFORT is a model bathioom, especially when Summer comes with lis heal and du,<l. Bui physical luxury is not the only a4 ' vantage. Pcrfe# sanitation and absolute cleanliness are factors that do much for the good health of you and your fxfnily. Our facilities for modern sanitary plumb- ' ing installation arc exceptionally good*.; and we cheerfully furnish e&imatcs guaranteeing the co& to ^c lower for our quality of work than can be fur nished elsewhere - -V 7 fi i . ' ?i? . f NORFOLK 50UPHERH RAILROAD > f,. ?-?<?<*??'? v - i i havy Day Carnival May 1st, 1915 # - ? ! J Do not miss the rare oiipor lunily of seeing JJncle Sam's Navy Play. Maoy free attract ions-,- Military Parades ? Band Concerts? Boat Drills? D arinjf Maneuvers including Sham |fw> tie. See the famous German Raid ers, Pribz Eitel Fredrich and) Kropprioh Welbclm. Kid need rates tickets on Mile April 30 an i? for trains scheduled to aplve at Norfold before noon May lit); final return limit May 3rd. Get complete information from Ticket Agents. E. D. KYLE, H. S. LEARD. T. Manager G. P. A. Norfolk, Va. Greenville, C. : P. M. JOMNSTON. ? PmnviHr, N. C. I ?- ? ? it: : MONUMENTS : If you have need of a 'memorial 6i any description, you can depend upon us to give you the beat matei ial, the morft arti&ic designs, at the lowest possible price constant with . good work. We will give careful attention to any order, large or small, and guarantee you good material, workmanship) and satisfaction. Write for designs and prices. We are, Yours to command DEES MARBLE & GRANITE WORKS| Greenville, N. G. Office and show room near John Flanagan Buggy Co. L ' . I . 1 1 . ? " 1 ? . 'I " -*? jgBH m ? ?? !' ????? ? . ; i , * ? * i' r f ' ?, ? Schedule of PaweoRcr Trains Through Farmville. - ? ? ? Norfolk Southern Eait Bound . Wefl Bound 12:39 a. m. 3:35 a. m. 9:06 a. nu, vV--5 . v 8:29 a. m. 6:00 p. m. * "tftOOp. m. ' '*/ ' '' Sunday Sclictiutc 9:06 A. M. 6.-00 P. M. Eaft Carolina Railway. North Boiind . South Boynd 7.10 a. ?;%'?[ 1.40 p. m. 3.00 p.m. 6.40 p.m. 5,U p. m. ' ; ? / ;2:15 p. m. ? ; Sunday Schedule M 10:30 A. M. ; ?3>3!> P.M. - - . . '.il ... .j v,? Now going on in full speed at Fahriville, N. G. Snow Hill, N. C. s Dress Suit Suit; Mrs.'Wal next Don't 1 May be enjoyed in your own hoime, if you own a The successful combination of one of the really standard Pianos and a Perfect Player Mechanism. We have just received a shipment of these" High Grade instruments. We have with us for the next ten days, MR. E. WYATT, of M. Schuiz Co. and will be pleased to have him demonstrate these instruments to all interested in pianos, whether intending to purchase now or later. Old instruments taken in exchange at actual value and convenient terms may be arranged. FARMVILLE, iOc. '-v , v. >rroii Ygfl LEAVE -H?RE - -"*'? -i tl ig. - YOU,. Young Man, who may not be thinking of matrimony today, wiQ sooner or later have a wife and family to <w for, '? ? V''; ? " .V'; * 4' ' '' ' HH Consider their future and welfare right now, and plan -for them by depasitiag your surplus earnings is this bank regubHy cadi week. s ~ : ship of a iipg bank account. I THE BANK OF FARMV1LLE m -FARM^LLE, N. C. SSft
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