HOUGH ANO TIME GAME leMcm ' First New Hampshire Beats First Vermont?Fifth Massachusetts Wins From Base Hospital. A real rough and tumble game of basketball, In which the scalps of the contending players were not handled with care, was staged at the Y. M. C. A. last night, when the First New l Hampshire team trounced the First Vermont quint, the score being 25 to 11. In a less hostile game the Fifth Massachusetts beat the base hospital quint by a score of 24 to 12. It seems that there has been a grudge, or a misunderstanding, between the New Hampshire and Ver mont quints for a long time past, so when they met last night It was evidently with a determination to settle this dispute, or to wreak vengeance one upon the other. However, the damage was slight and witnesses contend that the continuous scrapping between the quints made the game all the more interesting. The line-up for the New Hampshire-Vermont battle ?*i- follows: First New Hampshire. First Vermont Darrengone.... R. F Bardella Presclll-Holton. .L. F Dunleavy Morrale C Hayee-Snow Mogamman R. Q Mencier Champlin..... L. Q A. Mack Field goals: Darrengone, 3; Present 2; Morrale, 2; Bardella. 1; Dunleavy, 1; Hayes, 1. Foul goals: Darrengone, 11; A. Mack, 3; Bardella, 1; Dunleavy, 1. . Line-up for the Fifth Massachusetts-base hospital game: ky Fifth Mass. Base Hospital. ^ Hurwitz L. F Moore MoT >?iian R. F Evans ? Hall C Harold Condrlck R. G. Plerro-Hoffman Hunt-Carney... L. G. . .Hlgginbothan Field goals: Evans, 3; Moore, 1; Harold, 1; Hlgglnbothan, 1; Hurwltz, 7; McLellan. 2; Condrlck, 1; Hunt, 2.' Next Wednesday night on the local Y. M. C. A. court the Eighth Massachusetts and the -First Connecticut will play, and the officers will meet the 81xth Massachusetts. HOMESICK AND TEMPTATION. It's tough when you axe homesick |&ipl??-a strange and distant place It's tough when temptation Stares you in the face And you long for the home folks And the joys you use to know; gf.' When you are miles away from friendship ?r?. It's a bitter sort of woe, But it's tougher, let me tell you, ; When you sit and think of mother, , - Who is miles away from you, You think of what she told you When you went away from home ? To enlist in the army And to fight your way alone. &V You think of how she kissed you " -T"?' before vou said "Good-bye," For you know her heart was broken; | Then you almost want to cry. . And you think about your sweetheart? i;" Oh, that girl you love so dear? | To be with her and your mother once more p." Would fill your heart with cheer. I . And while you sit there linking, On your army bed so fine. Don't forget mother Is also thinking Of her boy who stepped in line. She thinks of him in the morning, 1 She speaks of him through the day; She prays for him in the evening That he will not be led astray. She knows the world Is full of temptation < ': Wiiich destroys the lire or many a man, So she prays for her boy in uniform To cast them aside?for he can. & So boys, when you are fonesome gv" And feeling rather blue. Just turn your thoughts to mother She's praying at home for you. Go to churph on Sunday Spend your evening at the "Y," Then you can cast aside temptation, It you only will Just try. Mechanic Howard James VanOoyen, 11th M. O. Bat. Co. B. fpv COMPANY H, 39TH INFANTRY. We are all very glad indeed to see Wagstaff back in ranks again. Cook Dyer has returned from a pass, and we are glad to note that he is as full of ambition as ever. Come on, now, let's have the eats. The other night one of the officer's tents caught nre, and in an attempt to put it out Dan Cremmens took a buck et flfty-flfty with water and coffee grounds, and threw it on?one of the lieutenants who was also fighting the lire. Of course it goes without saying that he was greatly excited. The first squad is sure there when it comes to economy. Who but that bunch would ever thought of lighting a nre to keep warm r "Melendy" Is incinerator orderly this | week and George M. Cohen Shannon i is rear admiral. Between them they git-, seem to keep happy. - There is not very much left of Company H after transferring so many of the "best men" to otner outfits. Our good friend, Ivey, has gone to > the remount station. We all wish him : the best ever. TRENCH COMEDIES OF - "Say, Mister Camouflnger, would to porterhouse steak and ..cheese?" SHOWING INTEREST IN SHORT STORY CONTEST One can always bajik on the wearers of the red hat-bands growing genuinely Interested in things really worth while. Since the announce- j ment appeared In last week's Trench and Camp that three cups would be given for the best short story written by soldiers at Camp Greene, the men of the artillery regiments have been talking quietly, making inquiries and priming themselves for a fight that promises to be truly an interesting one. Already the names of five men have been given the educational secretary and those men are at work. All outfits at Camp ureeno are respectfully asked to take notice that It la the purpose and intention to win and keep forever at least two of those cups for the glory satisfaction and general edification of the artillerymen." Understand that when these men make up their minds they're made up and their reputation "for putting things across" is well known. , , , , A There is quite a deal of talent among the men of the Seventy-seventh, thirteenth and sixteenth, F. A. A number of old newspaper men have been located in these outfits and several men who have done writing of a high grade at various times. So those who anticipate entering this contest are warned by the handlers of the "big guns" that some real lir ing 18 KinriK 10 uc uunc a,.u ...v. target will not be missed. + MY COUGH. (By Corporal J. W. Newklrk, Company B, Eleventh Machine Gun Battalion.) I have a cough, a faithful cough. It sure does stick to me. I never had a pal so true. Or bne so lastingly. Where'er I go, I'm not alone? It's funny as can be. I'm all the time reminded That my cough is still with me. There's coughs that are good-natured, And some of them are mean. But none will ever beat the cough That I got at Camp Greene. This cough is sure harmonious. It's full of melody. It ranges from bass to tenor , And never skips a key. At times my cough is modest , It's them I'm sure to know. My cough don't want to finish me ) And is therefore lying low. , But in about a minute. When I think my cough's no more. , It tickles mv vocal organs. , And I simply wheeze and roaf. , But some time I will lose my cough? ( This cough of mine so true. ] The friend that never left me And stuck to me all through. , And when the spring will come , around i And the cough and I will part. t It's apt to leave me healthier, , But with a broken heart. , ' ' ff. "T'j.I* AND CAMP dAMP GREENE >Jts yon chance tills meat ball and bread NEW METHOD FOR TEACHING SOLDIERS Dr. Peter Roberts of the industrial department, international committee Y. M. C. A., recently visited Camp Greene. Dr. Roberts is the author of the Roberts' method of teaching English to foreigners and is the first man in the country to undertake the solution of this problem. The value and soundness of his method has been demonstrated in the ten years It has been used. During his visit he gave demonstration lectures before a great many of the officers, teachers, and stuaenis wno nave oeen uciancu iui English work. As a result of his talks educational supervisors and teachers received considerable inspiration and stimulus for their work. Dr. Roberts has devised a new method for teaching Americans, who speak but cannot read or write English. He discussed the principles and demonstrated before officers and teachers this method. It is the plan to use this course for the illiterates at Camp Greene. MACHINE GUN CO. 58th INFANTRY Everything is so well in the Machine Gun company that some of the boys are going on those things they call "A. W. O. L." And when they come back they help to get a new flag for the regiment. Colonel Wahl says the boys are getting good hearted these days. Private James Dolan went on a fiveday pass the other day. It came about because he was a member of the Glee club. Private Conen was aiso maae a nrsi class private a few days back. That makes him an Elk now. Private Pool, of the Machine T3un company, is In love with a girl In Charlotte. He says she is a swelllooking dame, and we will have to take his word for the matter. Private Speck has also been made a first-class private. It is reported that he is losing some sleep over the matter. At any rate it is a known fact that he has already informed his BIBLE CLASSES AT Y IOC. An interesting: and helpful program of Bible study has been planned for building 106. Mr. Ellinwood teaches a class on the subject. "The Life of Christ;" Mr. Allen will take a. class through a course on the study of "The Gospel of Mark:" Mr. Anderson will teach a class on "The ren Commandments;" and Mr. Oliver's subject for his class will be "The 8ermon on the Mount." The JOlCliers in una uiauwii uc ui6 ?v Inform their tent-mates and friends jf this attractive and varied program ot Bible study and all are invited to enroll in as many course as they tiave time. One of the rooms at the side of the itage is to be fitted up as an classroom. Thia room will be made ivarm and attractive and we predict :hat?.it will soon be the scene of nany helpful experiences and happy issociations. ! TRENCH AND CAMP STAFF. t||KM Camp Editor, IL M. Thurston. Associate Editors. F. M. Burnett. D. M. Spence, J. H. Strawbridge, C. [ H. Ellinwood, C. E. Winchell. ? I Roster of Y. M. C. A. Secretaries: Camp Staff: III |J Camp Secretary?J. O. Grogan. JiD II Camp Religious Secretary?Dr. T. R. ID I Thoburn. [IB ( Camp Physical Secretary?A. E. Bag- I J I Camp Educational Secretary?H. M. I III I Thurston. I I II ID Camp Social Secretary?J. T. Man- fill V| II Camp Business Secretary?R. V. C. Smith. Lamp secretary Maieri.il ? josepn v ^ Camp Clerk?W. A. Itees. rf/? Camp Singer?D. W. Milan. Iiff/A\3 Camp Motion Picture Expert?11. M. ||fl/jK^y| Camp Book-keeper?C. O. Padgett. B I R|| Building Staffs: ml [ rt I (111 Building No. lo2. (H 1 J A Building Secretary?F. M. Burnett. Religious Secretary?W. A. Crozler. |\IJ jpjBrTyj Physical Secretary?H. R. Newcome. M M IWHI Educational Secretary?S. P. Knowl- P mIHM Building Assistant?L. E. Martin. |0( H fl Building Assistant?B. F. Libby. {Njgl JS H Building No. 103. ttf fff wjB Building Secretary?D. M. Spence. flll Un JR |y Kel.gious Secretary?Rev*. E. O. ii MM IHl 111 Smithdeal. Bh BiJ Physical Secretary?George H. Ayla- ill Inj m! nB Educational Secretary?J. W. Kupp jadm jRf ff Building Assistant?Paul HubbHI. BT1IJ[lt3f Building: Assistant?H. L. Greene. /I Building No. 104. dDn! Hi] fiU Building Secretary?C. E. Wlnclicll. Religious Ser.etary?Rev. J. H. Arm- I i Physiral Serretary?W. S. Williams. A/tfRS Educational Secretary?C. It. Ed- vjMflR Building Assistant?F. T. Smith. K i. . i . . ' Building No. 105. B-"' *.: y* Building Secretary?J. H. Straw m Religious Secretary?L. B. Padgett. T "j Physical Secretary?A. E. Bergman J Educational Secretary?Orel J Myers. H I Building Assistant?J. K. Williams. jn I Building Assistant?A. C. Newinann. 1 Building No. 106. KlfyM Building Secretary?C. Howard Ellin- wVd wood. I Religious Secretary?Rev. George II TV Physical Secretary?George H. Tay- nwini lor. Educational Secretary?Charles M. K mTTH U1 Oliver. N U| HI 1 lliillHinir .Uvl?lanl? Frank P Ander- (n?>H son and Ralph I'. Parsons and II. TjTjKBsfl Kilic Range Staff. MM ||[M Building Secretary?R. E. Cooper gj B tifl Building Assistant?C. E. Llbby. Base Hospital. |rj? I Mt Building Secretary?J. W. Day. MP lp , Building Assistant J. L. Ferguson. M M-M COMPANY "K," 39th INFANTRY. The three P. S. men in quarantine M Ul at the foot of the company street HI M i claim that they have it soft these days y^jjjjffl 01 I bedausc they are having their meals IrvAP I served to them in bed. Some class, WJ flR II | we all are persuaded to admit. II IM ill M Private Robinson, who is the cham- I H I ! plon mess kit cleaner of the company. ff * 'and maybe the entire army, declares WWldI i that he never knew anything like that _ "bed-feeding" stuff before in his IMffffgf young life. B, Private Martin is the best lightwelght tent orderly in the whole outfit. and we guess he ought to know. KfiTWjwy Private McCole is wondering why |jfgtJIJ he does not get some mail these days. mjvy/. He declares that he will prite to him- WM HiS' self before another week goes by. That |l# VJ/* j The company Is gradually getting into shape. Drill hours are from S:00 iy/E?J | to 4:30. Then conies school for the j 6:"0 which lasts until 6:20. \\ The English school is held In the V mess hall from 5:40 to 6:20. JT &fs%A N'ow that the men all have heavy /E&IMbSM field shoes and two suits each of <). Ds. yi there should be no kicking about the i'Lmr I outfitting. It is hard for Corporal Hout and f/lilmlJpA his squad to duck drill when Ragle vsJflrw Eye Skeoch is on the lookout for "de- KhI I 4 serters." j 4 With "Cole and Hamm" in the I kitchen at the same time there should V \yf' be absolutely no trouble in getting U> plenty to eat along now. \ i The members of the company were Y *. ( greatly surprised one day recently , ( 1?i when they were greeted by the voice Wi ? 1 T of Corporal Crin who had once more I I "fell in." He is seldom seen in any I 1 line other than mesa line. OUR MACHINE GUN. We have an apparatus now "C. That will make the kaiser run. " " ^ It is a dangerous outfit, It's a machine gun. It sure is a dandy, ffWflfflll The best we have seen: We are learning how to operate it Here in Camp Greene. BssUflil It's different from the rifle toil 0111 The one we used to tote |]||l i[||| |||| 1 For it 1b an automatic? III III]] (III It sure will get his goat. ||]j| ||||( ||(({ it snoots many times to a minut As long as we feed it the chow: |UJ| lljl We will soon shake hands with Vi.:. Mil |ul We are almost ready now. So look out Kaiser Wilhelm. We are coming on the run. f|||| IjlE We will soon end your troubles Hill I Ml With our machine gun. ||||| JL wQ| By Mechanic Howard J. Van Ooyen. Company B, Eleventh Machine iifcT7 gun battalion. *