k?iii ~ mm ?syaewaes^is.iSi?. It's a Small W orld By Bill Lindau I corrected this thing once, and now I'll have to do it again. I've been under the delusion that the line "How like a serpent's tooth is a thankless child" is in a play by Eugene O'Neill. I found out the other day I was wrong. Betsy said she thought it was in somebody else's play: Shakespear's -- "King Lear." to be exact. I hunted through Bartlett's "Familiar Quotations'' at the Hoke County Public Library and found it. ?Sure enough, it is in "King Lear." Act 1 Scene IV. line 312. Also, I found I'd been mis quoting it all these years -- over 20. I think. The line goes: "How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child." These errors also remind me again of this line from Leonard Nason's World War I novel Ameri can soldiers in France: "If brains was water, you couldn't give a louse a drink." ? ? * The January 27 edition of The Presbyterian Journal has a piece in the column. "Across the Editor's Desk", that makes modern football teams look like collections of delicate people with tired blood and maybe even nagging back aches to boot . For example, nowadays, and for many years, it has been unthink able for any football team worthy of its name and institution to play more than one football game a week. 1 won't even mention Highly school playing in rain or snow -- it'?^ rarely, if" ever, done anymore. Tin- Pivshyteriiiii Journal's piece, however, describes a season of the old University of the South at Sewanee. Tenn. In November 1899, the team of Sewanee College, as it was known then, played five games in six days, and traveled nearly .1.000 miles to play them. Furthermore, they won every one^ of them and held every opponent? scoreless. On November 8 that season.^ Sewanee beat unbeaten Texas}} University 12 0. On November lO^j Sewanee clobbered Texas A&M% 32-0. The Tennesseeans didn't play^ the next day. because it wasOj Sunday. On November 12. it was;! Sewanee 34 and Louisiana State.^ described as "strong." 0. The fifth victory was ovet^ Mississippi State the next davflP !2-?. y The Sewage squad, incidentally .>' consisted of 12 players. The col-; lege's entire enrollment amounted" to 97 men. ; Of course, that schedule, naturally raises the question: when' did the Sewanee players go to class?* But to be fair about it. we can't-i put down the modern athletes of! the sport. They couldn't play schedule like that these days even i^ they wanted to. in view of the rules* and conditions that exist. For one^ thing, there are the fans to con " siiler: how many can get to a* football game, even at night, on a' Wednesday, for instance? 'v CLIFF BLUE . . . People & issues SHARING FEDERAL JOBS ... From all that I read in the newspapers about President Reagan's hopes of balancing the Federal budget, a great many Federal office holders will soon be looking for new jobs. We certainly hope that every man or woman who wants a job to support his family can find one and not be found among the unemployed. ^flowev^Sf if President Re&?Sh Ts going to cut government forces as needs to be done, there is likely to be long unemployment lines unless some unusual things are resorted to. Our idea is this: We think that the Federal government could be operated well without a fourth or a third of the number of people who are on the payroll today. We would suggest that in the many places where three people are doing the job. two could do as well. Let the proper authority designate the one to go, but if he or she could not find a suitable job. then let the three remain a reasonable time, say 12 months. However, let the three work the same total hours that the two would work ? 80 hours, about 26 or 27 hours each, until the one be ing dismissed or one of the others found a job elsewhere. This arrangement might work a little hardship on the three, but not as much as on the one being push ed out without much notice. This would show compassion, and most of us need compassion. It could also make three people more desirable. No doubt many would be looking for another job, but probably doing a better job for Uncle Sam. There would be some "drawbacks" to this type of ar rangement, but it would bring about better stewardship and devo tion than is evident among many of the government workers today. And it would go a long way towards reducing the national debt without throwing so many people on the unemployment rolls. This is what really counts. BIG GOVERNMENT ... The Reagan proposal offers the first real chance of lightening the load on Uncle Sam's back since the beginning of Lyndon B. Johnson's "Great Society" days. There will hardly be a more op portune time for the burden to be eased from the Federal Govern ment than now. No sane person can expect the Federal Government to go on and on building up a bigger deficit each year until we default in our Federal obligations. If this happens, I hesitate to contemplate the tuture. HEMAN CLARK ... Governor Hunt is to be commended for his appointment of former Judge Heman Clark of Fayetteville as State Secretary of Crime Control and Public Safety. It's one of the most important jobs in state government. It's a great challenge for Judge Clark. The field is wide open for a man of Judge Clark's ability. Heman Clark is 66 years old, in the very prime of life. He has a fine family background, the late Con gressman Bayard Clark was his father. As Governor Hunt said at Clark's oath-taking ceremony: ''He is a man with ideas, a man of integrity and a man who cares, no Js only about victims of crime, but about the young people who com mit crimes." RE-DISTRICTING ... For more than a year the North Carolina General Assembly has been studv-i in$ re-dtstTicrtng. If meyH6n't dd* nmething pj'etty quick our opi-"4 nion is that the Federal Court will do it for them. The delay is costing the people of North Carolina when you figure the cost of the General-* Assembly when it's in session, ano^ the cost per-diem when only the committees are in session. HOOVER ADAMS ... We quote Hoover Adams in his Dunn Daily Record : "As former U.S. Senator Robert Morgan pointed out, 'The Constitution of North Carolina does not permit the split ting of counties and the Justice. Department ought not to have the authority to over-ride the Con- )) st i t ut ion ol North Carolina or any , other State. 'Amen to that," says^ Editor Adams. Puppy Creek Philosopher i Dear editor: I have been thinking aboutu President Reagan's proposal to' turn a lot ol Washington's activities over to the states. I have no idea whether it'll work* or not but I can see some drawbacks in it that the President may have overlooked. I he main one is that it's going td! reduce the amount of fun every-; bod\ has cussing Washington. Like it is. when something docsn i go to suit you, your naturae instinct is to rear back and blame if on Washington but now thd President comes along with a plart to make us blame it on Raleigh. ; How can anybody get a unahft mous nation wide complaint on anything when aim has to be taken ai 50 different Governors? Or 50 different State Legislatures? ; It's been so long sincc anybody thought of blaming his Statc^ Legislature lor anything important that it may take us years to get used to the idea. Like it is. if you have i complaint you write your Corn gressman. You wouldn't any more think of writing the State Legist lature than you would the P.T.A; Unless he s a lobbyist, the average person can't name more than tw$ or three members of his State Legislature, and one of those i$ known probably because of som \ shenanagan he pulled. II the plan to shift the burden td the slates takes effect and there* upon the heat gets too great foi Raleigh and it turns things over td the counties, you know what'H happen next. The county will tun} the blame over to you and me. * I have never yet seen anybody who got any fun out of blaming himself. Yours faithfuHy l.K. 1