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"THE: REVIEW: REIDSVILLE, N, C, DEC. 1,1893. Ductal Song A Parody. urni, anil, tirui. With thy dental machine, said she; .And I would it were seemly to ulter The groans that arise In me. Oh, well for the laughing maid Whose teeth are pearly and sound! Oh, well (or the yout h iu whose molars No cavities deep are foundl And they pass the dentist's office Without a thought of ft-ar; But, oh, that my name ned nevermore In his little blank book appear! Drill, drill, drill. With tfiy cold, gray uteel, said she; But the tender nerve of a tooth that la dead Will never come back to me. Mary S. Lothrop In boston Traxscrlpt Willie and Gertrude. It was night. The weather was bitter cold. "Oh, Willie!" said little Gertrude, ""What shall we do? We are so poor that we have no fuel with which to cook a porterhouse steai for our dear mamma." "And it ia of no use for ua to try to borrow from the neighbors." "No. There is nothing left to borrow." "Where is the cat?- asfced little Ger trude. "Here," replied Willie. "Put her up on the woodshed and twist her tail." Willie did bo. In a short time the windows of the neighborhood opened, and bootjacks showered down. Gertrude gathered them up and said: "There, Willie, put the kitty carefully away; we may need her again when these bootjacks are burned." Was not Gertrude a wise little girl to profit so well by what she read in the comic papers? Washington Star. 1 A Tough Story. ; , When it comes to toughness, Texas grass fed beef is entitled to the blue rib bon, and the average Texas landlord is sure to get the toughest beef in the mar ket. "Is there a carpet beating estab lishment next door?" asked a newly ar rived ;guest at an Austin hotel. "Not that I know of ," responded the urbane clerk. "Well, then, you must have a black smith shop in the cellar. Do you shoe horses down in the cellar?" "No, of course not." "What's all that pounding as if there was a boiler factory in full blast or some cooper at work driving down hoops?" "Oh, that's nothing but the cook pounding the beefsteak for breakfast." Texas Sif tings. Wore Them Out. o Before the night session began the senate had adjourned, says Kate Foote, and several senators were getting their hats in the cloak room, Mr. Stewart among them, when one of his fellow sen ators said, "Stewart, you remind me of a clergyman." Mr. Stewart naturally stared, and then laughed and said, "How, pray?" "Yes, you are like a certain min ister who was telling a friend that he had preached two hours and a half. 'Were you not very tired?' said the friend sympathetically. 'No, no, I was as fresh as a rose, but you should have seen the congregation.' "Argonaut Cause For Thanks. The Spartan mother was pale and res olute. Her hand trembled as it rested upon the armored shoulder of her only son about to go forth to battle, her red lips were set sternly and her eyes were dry. "My boy," she said solemnly, "come back with your shield or upon it, and thank your lucky stars it's only war, and not football." With her benison then he departed. .Puck. : . ' ' .. Left Her There. Leeds Ilello, Mansfield. I thought you were going to spend the winter in Florida? Mansfield-So I was, but I came back yesterday. Leeds What was the matter? Didn't the climate agree with you? Mansfield Yes, but my wife didn't. Truth. Had Appreciated It Long Before. Mr. Noodle (who has jnst been nar rating a humorousadventure) Er why don't you laugh? I don't believe you ap preciate the story. Miss Caustique On the contrary, Mr. Noodles, I have alwa-s said it was a good story. Chicago Record. A Crooked Cure, "What! Don't you recognize me! I'm your nephew Frank. I was in a rail way accident and have just been dis charged from the hospital, curedl" Life. Reward of Patience. Excited Husband (rushing in with telegram) Claribel, an old . uncle of mine has died and left me a fortune of $100,000. Joyful Wife I am so glad, Henry. We can get a new clothes basket now, can't we? Chicago Tribune. Keeping Up Appearances. Futlites The press will publish the fact that you have signed a contract with us at f 300 a week. Wiggs But what am I to receive? Futlites You ungrateful man, didn't I give you 75 cents last Friday? Kate Field's Washington. Another Purpose. Spencer Why does Miss Boldleigh hide her face behind her fan when men compliment her? Is it to conceal her blushes? Ferguson No. It is to conceal the fact that she can't blush. New York Herald. A Definition. "What is your idea of dude?" he asked of a bright Washington girl. "A dude," she answered, after reflec tion, "is a young man who isn't good for anything except to hang a chrysanthe mum on." Washington Star. An Uncertain Definition. Binks I see that some one has defined a friend as "the first person who comes in after the whole world has gone out.' Winks Well, I don't think I would care to have a bailiff for a friend. Truth. For the After Effects of Virulent Dlseaae Take Mrs, Joe Person's Kemedy. Several ye2rs ago, my daughter about cigru years oid, was taken witn cupn thwia. 'Which left her in a had rnndi tion. and for Knuf-rnl mnntVie Vii Vtail nn ue of herself and was unable to walk at all. bhe had a large rising on her neck and several on her body, which caused her creat nain nnrl tntTorirnr All troat- 1 - ....... ... ", - ..NMV- ment that we gave her failed to give her renei. v rnena wno naa oeen cured by using Mrs. Joe Person's Remedy pre- VHuea tm mm m try it. ner using K regularly for three months he was entirely cured, and has been well ever since. It restored her to perfect health, Iam very truly. Mrs. M. A. Blue, Lytch, Richmond Co., N. C, June 2493. -gT-p P? & $fh If Well Deserved. A good story is told of Sir Patrick Hamilton, oace mayor of Dublin, and a worthy man. He was somewhat saving of money, and his wife was really parsi monious. Even when she had become "the mayor's lady" her husband could not induce her to buy a new gown, and he stooped to deception in order to satis fy his pride. He bought her a silk for 65 shillings a yard, but met her scruples by telling her it had cost only 40. The evening after 6he had received it she displayed it with pride to some acquaintances. "Forty, shillings a yard 1" cried one. "Why, madam, I would give you five and forty for it at this moment!" "Would you, madam? You shall have it 1" was the reply, and the guilty Sii Patrick, who dared not remonstrate, had the well deserved pleasure of, seeing the silk carried away by its new owner. Youth's Companion. An Authority. An English gentleman who believed that his name was honorably known in connection with his learned "History of the Mongols" once had reason to reflect upon the uncertainty of fame. An ex change tells the story: Sir Henry Howorth sat at dinner next to a lady whose mind seemed full of the diseases and distresses of her pet dog, and who bombarded Sir Henry with questions as to what should be done with the animal. Not being satisfied with his replies, she finally expressed her great disappoint ment at his ignorance, and remarked: "Well, Sir Henry, I must say I did think you would have told me how to manage my little dog, particularly as it is crossbred you who wrote that de lightful 'History of the Mongrels!'" Exchange, His Objection. The Chinese laundryman may not be a scholar, but he is sometimes sententious. A gentleman who has lately returned from Calif orni reports that he visited a town which was just recovering from the baneful effects of a "boom." He met a Chinaman there, who said: "Me no liks San Blanco." "Why not?" "Too much by and by." Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph. A Safe Risk. -Life. A Source of Embarrassment. "Dese new fangled clothes dat de young gents is wearin makes me tired," said the young man who prides himself on creating an impression that he is looking for trouble. "What's de matter wit 'em?" "Dey make one man look jes' like an- ndder. Yer can't tell whedder yer goin up against er dood er a college atlete. Seer Washington Star. Gloomy Forebodings. "Velvet will be worn as much as ever this winter," said the wife of a promi nent New York journalist who was reading a fashion journal "Yes, I am afraid the velvet there is left on the collar of my last winter's overcoat will be more worn than ever before the robins nest again," was the pensive reply of the molder of public opinion. Texas Sittings. Conjugal Taunts. Charley You never cared for me. Jenny Why did I marry you then? Charley From motives of gratitude. Jennie Gratitude! Gratitude for what? Charlev Gratitude for havinc marl a yon your only proposal of marriage. uamngton tsuneun. A Guarded Answer. "Now confess, McBride, do you hold your wife on your lapas much now as when yon were first married?" acked Barlow. "Well, Barlow," replied McBride, "to tell the truth, I believe she sits on me rather more now than then."-D"etroit Free Press. Very Little Pleasure In It. Lorinda Blueberry Did you "njoy you'se'f at the fair, Mistah Sominie? Cal Sominie Well, cand'ly, Miss Lo rinda, I can't say 't I did. Dere's sich a heap o' t'ings fer people ber look at dat I didn't 'tract no sorter 'tention ertall. World's Fair Puck. Well Up In It, "Barker is going to teach me book keeping," said young Jar ley. "Well, he's just the man to do it," said Dawson. "I lent him a copy of Wat son's poems a year ago, and he's kept it ever since." Harper's Bazar. No Respite Mrs. Bolus You have been under Dr. Probe's care for years, haven't you?" Mrs. Lightweight Yes. Ever r.nce be began doctoring me. Brooklyn Lifa, Iseafct About Is. "Why," asked the living skeleton of the freak, who sat beside him, "are you afraid of the man who tattooed you? "Because." responded the poor wom an, with a shiver, "he certainly has de signs on me." Puck. Very Religious. Mrs. Brooks Is she religious? Mrs. Banks I should say so. You know that dress her husband paid for out of his poker winnings? Well, Bhe never wears it to church. Brooklyn Life. . :. : ' ' Suspicious Progress. "How is Johnny getting along with his writing?" asked the fond parent. "Rapidly," replied the teacher. "I think he is already competent to write his own excuses." Washington Star. Poor Economy.' Jack Borrowit There's no use in try ing to economize, Tom. The money is bound to go one way or the other. Wiggins Why, what is the matter now? Jack Borrowit Why, I've been walk ing home every night for a month to save my train fare, and now Mrs. Pancake has raised my board on account of in creased aDDetitet Tv-Bita. SMOOTHING HER DOWN. Showing Elow Soft Soap Can Be Used to '. Advantage. ' A woman boarded a Grand River ave nue car at Washington avenue the other day who was hopping mad." The con ductor recognized the fact and did not reach his paw down and rest it on her shoulder in that benign and fatherly way he had affected all summer. In fact he would have dodged her alto gether, but she stood in the door and surveyed him from head to foot and de manded: ' "Conductor, I want the number of the car which passed up ahead of you!" "Yes'm very sorry, ma'am, but I don't exactly recollect whether it waa 8,256 or 18,652," he humbly replied, v "But you know the driver 1" "Can't say I do, ma'am. Can't say I know any driver but my own, and he isn't worth cultivating. Anything wrong, ma'am?" "Of course there is! I stood right on the corner and held up my hand, and he never noticed me." "On the upper corner?" "Certainly!" "And you held up your hand?" "Yes, sir!" "And waved it?" "Of course I waved it!" "Very singular, ma'am. Please let me see your hand." "There it is!" she snapped as she held out a hand which a No, 7 glove would have been a tight fit for. "Ah, ma'am, the mystery is solved!" smiled the conductor as the color ret urn ed to his face. "It's no wonder he didn't see a dainty little hand bike that. Why, if you'd heH up both hands and one foot he'd have winked and blinked and hesi tated to stop. I thought it was funny. You ought to carry an umbrella or a palmleaf fan indeed you had unless you want a police whistle with a silver chain to it, 'ike some carry. Go right in and sit down, ma'am. If I hadn't been looking right at you, I should never have supposed you wanted my car," She hesitated, smiled, gave her head a toss and went in and sat down. She did even more, bhe looked out of the win dow and smiled at the conductor in a way that made him stand on hid toes and whisper to himself : "Ah, me boy, but cold weather makes no difference with soft soap not in our uner Detroit Free Press. All Prepared. Amatoor I hear you are sroinsr on a gunning trip tomorrow, Breech. Would you mind if I went along with you? t have a great desire to learn how to gun. I never shot off a firearm in my life. Breech (resignedly) All right, Ama toor; meet me at the station tomorrow morning at half past 6. Amatoor (the next morningV-Heavens. Breech! I didn't know it waa coins to be a masquerade affair. Breech It isn't. This is the costume I always wear when I take, novices out gunning. Puck. Breaking It Gently, "I regret to say, miss," said the litera ry editor of The Daily Bread, "that your 'Poem of Passion,' while not without de cided merit, is hardly suitable for our columns. "Is it a little too long?" inquired the young woman anxiously. "N no," rejoined the editor, "It is a little too broad." Chicago Tribune. A House Warming. "Will you be down town tonight?" said one department clerk to another. "No; Tm going to a house warming." "You don't say so! Whose house is it?" "Mine. Before I started down town this morning my wife told me she thought rd better come home early and see about starting a fire in the furnace." Wash ington Star. A Proper Claim. "Say," said the office boy, "I think the boss ought to gimme a half bone extra this week, but I guess he won't." "What for?" asked the bookkeeper. "Fer overtime. I wuz dreamin about me work all las' night," Indianapolis Journal. Her Mi stake. "That was an awful mistake Madge made at the Twiggs reception." "What was it?" "She sat and talked for 20 minutes to a cluster of chrysanthemums, thinking it was one of the guests." Chicago Inter Ocean. The One He Knew. "What can you tell me about Tyre?" asked the teacher of the Sunday school class. "Mine's a pneumatic," piped, a small boy who owned a bicycle, and the teach er collapsed. Detroit Free Press. An Importation. Toodle I don't see why you should envy Nibbles. He's in bed with a cold. Noodle Ah, but he caught it in Lon don. Chicago Record. The Tailor's Revenge. Charlie Poorpeigh I tell you what it is, Snipleigh, I used to consider you a good tailor, but the clothes you have been making for me lately are several years behind time. Mr. Snipleigh They are up to date with your last remittance, Mr. Poor peigh. Vogue. One on Hicks. "Some people are much more fortu nate in their marriages than others," Bneered Hicks. "That's the only reason why I don't consider matrimony a fail ure." "You are very right there," said Mrs. Hicks. "Here in our own family you got me, but I I only got you." Har per's Bazar. Are your children subject tocioup?. If so, you should never De without a bottle of Chamberlain's Cough'Remedy. It is a certain cure for croup, and has never been known to fail. If given treely as soon as the croup cough ap pears it will prevent the attack. It is the sole reliance with thousands ot mothers who have croupy children, aad never disappoints them. There is no danger in giving this Remedy in large and frequent doses, as it contains noth ing injurious. 50 cent bottles for sale by Irvin & Galloway, Reidsville, and Jesse Carter, Madison. ' VJ .W Ml T h A Vr Bridget Didn't Like It. She was a young wife just married from boarding school, one of the lovey dovey order, and although educated in Boston didn't know beans from any oth er vegetable. Hence this dialogue with the cook: ' ' "Now, Briddy, dear, what are we to have for dinner?" "There's two chickens to dress, mum." "I'll dress them the first thing. Where are their clothes?" "Holy Moses, mum, they're in their feathers yet J" "Oh, then serve them that way. The ancient Romans always cooked their pea cocks with the feathers on. It will be a surprise to hubby." "It will that, mum. Sure if you want to help you could be parin the turnips." "Oh, how sweet! I'll pair them twe and two in no time. Why, I had no idea cooking was so picturesque!" "I think, mum, that washing the cel ery do be more in your line." "AH right, Briddy. ni take it up tc the bathroom, and Tve some lovely Paris soap that will take off every speck." ; "Thank you, mum. Would you mind telling me the name of the asylum where you were eddicated? I think I'll have to take some lessons there myself if we be goin to work together."--Detroit Free Press. From the Fair or Near It. School had opened after the summer vacation, and the teacher was question ing the little boys and girls about what they had been doing in the way of recre ation. Suddenly up spoke Johnny Jones: "My mamma and papa went to the World's fair." "What did they bring you home, Johnny?" queried the teacher. "A souvenir spoon, marm." "Did it have any words on it?" "Yes'm 'For a good boy.' " Teacher looked over the smiling faces and observed Sammy Klepto, evidently waiting his turn. "Did your mother and father go to the fair, Sammy?" she asked. "Yes, marm. They brought me a big silver spoon." "What words were on yours?" " 'Palmer House,' marm. n Worcester Spy. A Cheap Amusement. 'Mil J-ill; Mrs. Upton I don't know what to do with myself this afternoon. Give me $3 for a ticket to the concert, and Fll go there. Hardy Uptorj Really, Clara, I haven't but 25 cen ts, and Mrs. Upton Oh, well, give me that, and I'll spend the afternoon shopping. Puck. -. - . ? ' - V . ' A Wheel of Fortune. Kidder Did it ever occur to you that in riding a bicycle you might be en conrajpng a certain form of gambling? Ministerial Enthusiast Horrors, no! There's no gambling about a bicycle, is there? Kidder Ain't, eh? I'd just like to know if it hasn't been a wheel of fortune to the makers? Buffalo Courier. He Knew What "Two Minutes" Meant. Caller (at the officeV Ahem! Good morning. I'd like about two minutes of your time. Busyman Great Scott! Can't da it! Why, it's 10 o'clock now, and I've got to leave the office inside of two hours. Chicago Record. A Supposition. Cynic Your father was a great man, I fancy. Chappie Well, no. Why did you think so? Cynic It is a current belief that great men's sons never amount to anything. Truth. A Great Pull. Barber (giving him a swipe down the other cheek) Yes, sir; I've got some in fluence in this ward, if I do say it my self. Man In Chair You do seem so have something of a pull. Chicago Tribune. A Great Scheme. Kawshus But don't you think it risky to put your money into this enterprise? Prome Oter My dear fellow, I don't intend to put my money in. What I'm after is to get other people to put their money into it. Boston Transcript. What He Stuck To. "Dixon is the most vacillating man I ever met. He never sticks to one thing a month at a time." "I guess you never loaned him a ten ser, did you?" Detroit Tribune. As Sweet and aa Dear as Ever. She has cast aside the garments that awhile ago she 1 wore. The Eton jacket and the skirt of serge she wears no more. The sailor hat is put away, and shoes of patent leather. Or dainty russets and the hose that suited summer w eather. The dress she wears today is built upon a dif ferent plan. The jacket's pretty long and trimmed perhaps with astrakhan. But her cheeks are still like roses and her lips still ripe and red. And silken still the tresses that adorn her shapely head; Eer eyes are still like diamonds, her teeth are still like pearl. And we love her just as much as when Bhe was the summer girL ' New York Press. A Few Exceptions. Guest What ia that pretty little oc tavo volume? The German Linguist That's anew edition of my rules of German grammar. Guest And what are those quarto vol umes near it? The German Linguist Those are the exceptions to the rules. Chicago Record. Elegant. First Nurse Girl So you've got a new place? Second Nurse Girl Yes. "Do you like it?" "Like it? Why, it is right in front of a police station." Texas Siftinga. Remember the Dead. Shall the dead be forgotten? That is the question that ought to agitate the public's mind now, since we are having beautiful weather. Surely vou are not going to allow your dead friends to remain longer without a monument, tombstone, marble slab, or something of the kind. Remem ber, whenever you want anything in this line. w. v. Kowe has aa band some stock as can be found anywhere and at prices as cheap as any oody's. Office and yard Union and Pat ton streets, Danville, va. t VnjS VlFU JIj- for infante "Castorlals so well adapted to chfidren that I recommend it as superior to any prescription known to me H. A. Akchm, M. D., Ill Bo. Oxford St, Brooklyn, N. T. "The use of 'Ca8torla,ls sounlTersal and Its merit so well known that it seems a work of supererogation to endorse it. Few are the Intelligent families who do not keep Castoria within easy reach." Caklos Uartth, D. D., New York City. Lata Pastor Bloomlngdale Befarmed Church. Tm Ctaub "-'"lllll'J''1111111" 1 C. D. NOELL. Formerly of Banner W. H. LEE'S X- DANVILLE, VA., For the Sale of Leaf Tobacco Having rented for a term of years this Splendid Warehouse, (acknowledged o be the best lighted, best arranged and best located in the South.) and having mnloved 9 full mrna r( rA ctiA V tmrAA r' 1 , 11 1 . . , - - 1 7 r .iniinu n Bicuuuac ujcu, WCil-HBOWU lO UK best trade tributary to Danville, we ask a liberal share of your patronage. We are wij 11. Jim uiouitoa, ana our enure rorce are men ot large experience (not a novice or greenhorn in the number.) all Old Warehousemen who are first-class judges of Tobacco know the business and know how to take cari Vour interest. We all extend a hearty welcome and want vou to make Lth b your headquaners. Yours truly. C. D. iUOELL CO., Props. T. C. Stephens, Auctioneer; R. F. Jennings. R L. Wade, in Office; R. M. Abbott, Thomas Woods. W.JT. Vowlkts. J. S. Adams, on the Floor. XCHAUGE Cx3 r To Tobacco Growers and Sellers: October 1st, 1893. Another tobacco year commences to-day with us. and I desire to return my sir cere thanks and gratnude to the trade generally for the generous patronage be stowed upon the EXCHANGE, during the ten jears past, and especially during the year just .c'io&t d. 1 have earnestly ende-ivored to strve you faithfully daring my man years as a warehouseman and spared no tfforts to secure the highest market price to my patrons. I have leased the EXCHANGE for (5) five years more, and shall cotmnuc the warehouse business at this place, where, with an effi cient corps of aisti.iiis. every effort will be made to again serve you faithfully and 4L-nr t h.- hi.t nrirts rw ivs.il itf- ut all fimps. I reSDeCtlllllv solicit VOUT Patron age and hope to be lavoreu with a large portiou of it at the EXCHANGE. But little of tne new crop has come in yet. and no correct idea ot its character or prices tan be formed, but I see no reason why the desirable grades should not bring very satisfactory prices. Old stock better prices are now being paid. Storage anu anipie insurance free, racaages shipped promptly on order. Again soliciting your patronage and pledging you our best attention and stryices., 1 am Your obedient servant, T. 1ST. JORID.AJSr, Prop'r. B. P. Franklin. C. W. Harvey, cn the Floor; W. L. Hazell. Auctioneer; C, P. Covington, Weigh-master; John W. Mills Collector; Geo. O. Graves, Book keeper: Will C. Hobson, ClerK-. T. G. Robertson. Assistant Cleik AT .-. HOiViE .-. AGAIN ! TO OUR OLD FRIENDS AND CUSTOMERS. -We take pleasuie in saying to you that we have again leased the well known STAR WAREHOUSE NOW OPEN AND READY FOR BUSINESS. We feel it onr duty to thank you for the many favors shown us in tbe past years at the '-Old Reliable Star," trusting you will oatronite us in the future. Old ' BILL" BRANDON, whom you all well know to be the best Auctioneer in the State, tas taken one-third interest in the business and will do his level best to please you all. J. R. APPLE, late of the Farmers' Warehouse, Bur lington, has also taken one-third interest with us and wi'l be pleased to see his friends and customers and will do everything in his power to make them com fortable. We are having built two laige camp rooms which will be very com fortable. We are also having the lot and stalls put in the very best of shape to rrake it oomfortable tor your stock, therefore our accommodations are the best in the city. We have bad many years experience in the warehouse business and eyery pile of tobacco put on our floor will be pushed to the -VERY HIGHEST NOTCH ft- First or last sale, day or night, with or without tobacco, drive in the OLD RELIABLE STAR WAREHOUSE and you will always fiud friends to greet you. Hoping to,; see you soon, we are, Yours anxious to please. S. We 'have secured the services of Messrs. . D. Hufnnes. of Rockingh-m Co. and N. F. Fulton, of Stokes Co. , ho. will be glad to see their friends and take pleasure in showine them every courtesy. The North State 4 Dental Association. SEE fjOUR PRICES: Extracting, 25c each; Extracting with local Anaesthetic, 50c each; Extracting with Gas, $1.00 each. Cement Fillings, 50c; Alloy Fillings, 50c to $1.00 each. Gold According to Size. The Very Best Teeth $10 Per Set. Solid Gold Crowns, $2.50 to $5 00. Porcelain Crowns, $1.00 to $2.00, Everything pertaining to Dentistry at corresponding prices. A lady attendant always in the Office to look after the comfort of our lady patients. We will save you money by giving us your work. GREENSBORO OFFICE, Opp. Benbow House. W. E. EUTSLER, THE LEADING PHOTOGRAPHER, (Successor to KRONEBERGER,) 317 Main S tr ee t, - - - DANVILLE, VA l arge Fine Work a Specialty. Why vuta ni ptMlUv BrOBB. Arris. ebjuv. sod tUera is no hambnc or sdrertisinK cstch sbout It. Any good drncgist or physiclsn csd put it up for yon, ss eysrythinir is plsin d simple. All I ask in return U that you will by small Quantity of the remedy from me direct, or adriee your friends to do so after yon receive tbe recipe and see that there is no humbuf or doception. But you can do as you please .K.t this. Oorrasnondence strictly confidential, and all letters sent In plain sealed envelops. In- rlnaa stems If convenient. Address B. H. and Children. Kills Worms, gives sleep, and fjr m geation, w- WlUiout Injurious medication. For several years I have rMModf your Castoria, ' and shall always at ttinu to do so as it has invariably produari1 rli results. Edwik f, Pabdm, fi. LV M The WInthi-op." mth Btrewt and Tta Ava, Compact, V VuaaaT Bramra. Jfm0 '...'..!. J 1 .. 1111 JOHN W. SMITH. 5 years with Lee's W. H WAREHOUSE, WAREHOUSE, liter J has looked up some in tne last wees ana Greensboro, N. C. t lift 7 D. A. 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The Reidsville Review (Reidsville, N.C.)
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