J' The Only Paper " Published Polk County. ! - : '--v.. y . . : v - r- r- z : 1 . i VOL. XXIII NO. 38 TRYON, N. C. FRIDAY, . . JANUARY 25, 1918. WRITES TO HIS sue North Carolina Woman Writes The Devil and Receives v Prompt Reply. : i ' ' , ' ' : 1 1 " 11 ' - 1 1 11,1 mmmmm FROM DOR EBIEtlDSvJp- MSGOUNIY $1.50 A YEAR ASHAMED OF THE KAISER. To His Satanic Majesty, care The Kaiser, "Anywhere in Germany" Dear Satan For some time I have been wanting to communicate with you, but knowing that none of my let ters could be delivered at your perma nent address, I was at a loss as to how I should reach you. I tried at several stationers for some asbestos paper, but was informed by a clerk of neutral gender he had a tiny mus tache and spoke in a feminine voice that there was no such article. He started a disseration on the fact that one was incombustible and the others inflairtmable, out i leu ner sun taiK- ing. Then I tried to find out the exact lo cation of your abode. I have heard all my life of people going to your place, and I thought it would be easy to find someone en route, but this was the hardest task of all. No hody knew its location, although ev eryone had heard of it and everybody averred he was going in the opposite direction. I could not find any of your agents . (with whom I have a speaking ac quaintance), and could not send a message by them. I understand that you have them all in Europe with the exception of a few left in, America who are looking rafter the anti-draft elements Liberty loan dodgers, the r generally unpatriotic and other trou ble makers for Uncle Sam. - Therefore, I am addressing you in care of the Kaiser. Judging from the things that have transpired since this war began I feel contident that he knows your whereabouts. Before croing further, I want to cast a boquet your wayr as I do not expect to live . to., place j?ngi , on., .our grave: 'YbuYhave a great ofgahiza-" ,tion, and one that shows untiring ef forts. It is wonderful how you suc ceed in making people work for you, and some of those, too, who are strongest in their denunciations of you. If we could only get you to su perintend a job of constructing some thing, say, for instance, building a road, a factory or something useful, you would make these corporations that construct cantonments, for sol diers in a month ashamed of them selves. Unlike your adversaries, you work all the time. , You are unlike them again, in that you seek all soci eties, while many of your opponents fear contamination with degraded ones. And your energetic spirit will ' not let you remain idle. In fact, you are a bit too active in this present war, and it is along this line I wish to caution you. Your success in committing crimes during thei past-three years seems to have maddened you. If you keep it up, I fear ' you wjll lose your reason ing powers and be unfit for future service. You are getting a pretty bad name among all nations. 3 In fact, it isconsiderably worse than ever be fore; And here's what I wish to say: You see my Uncle, Sam, who is a veritable fire-eater when he starts, has joined the Allies, and I have in formation that they have a plan whereby they are going to capture the Kaiser and you, too, if you are in Germany, so you better skip. If they do, they will imprison you and the Kaiser together. . I trust you will receive this letter and make a getaway before the Al lies reach you. I suppose when the Kaiser dies that'some of his inventive subjects that we hear so jnuch about who have invented clocks, while the English discovered steam and f made the -first steam engine and train, the Italians the wireless and the Ameri cans did practically all the other tig inventions and discoveries, even the submarine and airship will invent an asbestos paper, and then business matters between you and your agents will be more facilitated. Yours very respectfully, LENA RIVERS SMYTH. P. S.-Please i destroy this letter, for. if it "should reach Uncle Sam I would be hanged for a traitor. - s F R. S. ..u.wuu u jfuu ever nope to gam the confidence of men again. You cannot reach the point where all men .tt- But this pighead? "Bahli Bah!! He excels all evil fools. It will mean his ruin some day, and ! will be glad, for I hate him as men hate rivals in business. I wish you would please express to your Uncle Sam that I hope, he will capture thei Kaiser, although to be imprisoned with him would be most distasteful to .me. - i Please pardon me if I have seemed a bit rude, but even the devil may be slandered. Respectfully, SATAN! 1 Manufacturers Record. PEA RIDGE. last on a five Monday, i a business Some Items of General Interest Gathered By Our .Correspondents Frw Various Sections of Polk County ' M , " FISHTOP. COLUMBUS. Misses Emma Denesta and Eva Sheehan spent Wednesday night with Misses Lizzie and Nellie Dalton. There have been several cases, of measles on Pea Ridge. Mr. Jim -Phillips, has a vey sick child. Dr. A. R. Walden spent Thursday night with Mr. E. G. Thompson. Miss Iva Gosnell has returned home after a long visit with relatives in South Carolina. Arthur Thompson was home week from Camp Sevier, days' furlough, returning Mr. B. F. Gibbs made trip to Tryon, Friday. Mr. Witcher Moore has joined the navy, and is visiting relatives in Try-; on and Melrose before reaving for duty. born to Mr. and Mrs. General Mathis, a baby boy. A birthday dinner was given in honor of Mrs. Jim Prichard, Saturday last- She was 82 year ol,d. Quite a crowd attended in spite of the bad weather. Mr. and Mrs. Garfied Prichard vis- ited the latter's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Edney, near Melrose, Saturday and Sunday. Mr. Grady Edney spent the week end with his sister, Mrs. G. Prichard. Miss Reba Field spent Sunday with Miss Bessie Thompson. j Mr. Joe and Roscoe Hall were in this part of the country Sunday. Mr. W. K. Phillips spent Sunday ternoon "wfth-Mr.E. G. Thompson; Mr. and Mrs. M. C. Gosnell were visitors at Mr. E. G. Thompson's Sun day. Mrs. J. B. Dalton spent Sunday af ternoon with Mrs. B. F. Gibbs. Mr. Geo. Briscoe spent Sunday night with his brother, Mr. Philip Briscoe. Miss Nellie Dalton spent Sunday with Mrs. John Foy. It's a hard thing to whip the Kaiser; It's a hard thing to do. It's a hard thing to whip the Kaiser, And the Allies know it, too. Good-bye to little Russia, France and Italy too; No country can whip the Kaiser But the red, white and blue. The Countv Commissioners iir having a public well dug on the court nouse grounds. After having snow with us for for ty days we have become accustomed to it. . ; - "-T. , The Columbus High School students are. proud of their new library,which has just arrived. ' ,?J . The Columbus Betterment ; Club bought a sewing machine for the vise of the Columbus High School. fK Columbus is planning for a parent teachers' association. We hope many more will be organized in the schools of our county before commenceraeni. Mr. Brownlow Jackson, of Heiader sonvile, was in town, on business, v. Mr. Isham Mayberry, of Spartan burg, was in town Tuesday. , r Messrs. E; C. Shore and R. F. Mc Farland, were in Spartanburg, Mon day. . y Messrs. Frank Elliott and Joe Hall, from Camp Sevier, are spending! a short time with home folks. Mr. R.- E. Durfee, of Hendersonville was in town last week. f Mrs. Burton McGuinn and daughter Pearl, were'olTthe sick list last week We are glad to note the improvement of Mr. Jas. Ridings, who is at the Good Samaritan hospital, at Spartan burg. Miss May Mills is visiting in Spai tanburg. MELVJN HILL. Another one;oi)Mr. and Mrs. Jesse Jones' .children $Jas scarlet vfever. ' Messrs. Jack liurnett and Loren Johnson -have bqfaght .the JStacy mill, and are operating same - in the Ran dolph store building. Mrs. Richard mcEntyre slipped- on the f ice and felli one-lday last week, and has been . ketjt indoors ever since. , Mr. M. L." Comran, a photographer from StJartanburk visited old friends here, last week.! The little, child; of Mr. and Mfs, T. P.: Covington, Ms been quite sick of pneumonia, but better now. y ; Roads are 'insW very bad ! condition in this part of, pe county, owing to somuch snow .adid ice. , v y There has beefpa great demand for nre-wooQ mis vinter. . Sunday schooti was very well at tended here lastU Sunday, considering 4-1..... 4-1 4 tile wmuiim,' j.;, ; Thef weather man is still busy, and from all . appeaiances he - makes it worse every tim he meddles with it. We had one mjuHess day last week. The roads ari so rough that pur doctor can notrftn hisarbut has .to riaenorseoacK jqw. t - : i? Mr. !E. S. -Head made a business tip to Double Bufanch gold-mine, Sat urday. '' ' -. . "Mr. A. Mod-is visited his mother, who is sick, Sajrday, Mr. -Foster JjLawter, of Cooley Springs, contemplates' moving to Mel vin .Hill soon. . Mr. Elvie Hdfn visited friends at Melvin Hill, Sunday. Snow, and. then some more snow eleven -to date, with more on the ground now than at any previous time this winter. But we have seen more snow fall in a few hours than has fallen all winter. Miss Mill Spring Correspondent, you made a slight mistake when you said that Columbus Constant was the son ; of Ruf us Constant, and that he died at Camp Sevier. He was the son of Govan Constant, and died at Lamp Jackson. Now that we have a srood -county pa per, let's help to keep it gWl.. The kind of a .paper we have depends a great deal oh its patrons. The NEWS needs more subscribers and a few more correspondents, and' we must give it our support in everp way Davia Morrison was in this neigh borhood, Sunday, and reports an epi- uemic or soraeenmg liko measles his section. . T. E. Pace has been on the sick list for a few days, with stomach trouble. I o TRYON ROUTE 1. ' IE DON'T FORGET A HOI -.( GARDEN W. C. Slate, Farmer Seedsman, South Boston, Va., Gives ; Some Good Advice. YOUR HOME GARDEN. (Complaint in';Verse-) I I MILL SPRING ROUTE L Our newspaper looked last week as if Tryon Route 1 and Mill Spring had had another examination, also Pea Ridge. Don't be so forgetful. Mr. W. E. Elliott- made a business trip to near Sandy Plains, one day last week. Mr. J. T. Edwards went to Tryon, Saturday. Miss Dorcas Edwards was the guest at' Mr. W. E. Elliott's Sunday night. Mr. Bert Edwards made several trips to Gilky. last week. Mr. Sam Owhbey was over this way Saturday afternoon, laying in wood in anticipation of the snow which came Saturday night. A party of young folks were en tertained Saturday night at the home of Mr. A.' A. Edwards. The girls were, Misses Odessa Mills, Annie Wilson, Lizzie Williams, Mossie and Dorcas Edwards. The boys, Messrs. Johnie Waldrop, Frank Edwards, Lewis Mills, - Terrell Taylor, DeWitt Helton, Ralph and Bert Edwards. AH to enjoy themselves very We give you our service, you shut off pur beer. But the slacker can drink till it ruii from his ear. Wequit a good job to keep you from farm. And the slacker goes by with a girljbn his arm. The slacker rides around in a Ford of this own, And charges a quarter to take us totown. We're doing our duty, his liver is whijle, Yet we have to leave the streets at en each night, While he sticks around as long as he cres, And laughs at the soldiers whenevef he dares. Discipline, we know, is a thing that nust be; But honest to goodness we fail to sie . - " . If the soldier drinks nothing but soda -and pop, Why the drinking of the slacker canr't be stopped, If the slacker can dance it seems rather hard That at all decent dances the unifoijmV barred. WeVe shouldered our rifles and takenjjour places, We'll go to our death with a smile in our faces. But this is our honest appeal to you : i . ' 'Until we go over please give us oujr due." Written by an enlisted' man: p. one National Guard Cantonments. fl "Let the snow come; we can cast our anxious fears aside and. volunteer to make a 1918 war garden. Let it be patriotic, for there's victory in a gar- denand back "yard full of home grown ammunition. Mr. George. Pack has returned to Camp Sevier, after a week's stay with home .folks. Mr., Joe Hall, another Sammie, is at home for. a few days. ; .Misses Myrtle and Octa Pack, .came home from Saluda Seminary to see $heir soldier brother, on Tuesday, and returned Friday. Mi. Beecher Green and wife, of Tex as, returned; to make their home with their father and mother, Mr; and Mrs. Jas. Green. ' Mr. and. Mrs. Vandiver have ire turned to their home in Oklahoma. Walter Gilbert has moved on the iarm of Mrs. Ida Hunt. ; .' Mr. R.G. Hamilton was .painfully hurt, but not seriously, from a fall ing tree He is convalescent. I Mr. .and Mrs.; S. B. Edwards were pleasant -visitors at Walnut Grove,5 Monday;'.. ' -.. :' ... ' i.ii'. the ice last Saturday, but with nc serious results. . Mr. Floyd Toney flipped and fell on the frozen snow, and is now nurs ing a sore arm. Mr. Frank Edwards is home again. Mr. Walter Edwards has returnee' from a visit in the "Land of the Sky." Mr. F. B. Nance is at Spartanburg at work among the Sammies, with whom he is very much enchanted. Hurrah for Tryon (North Pole- Route 1. We have wheatless-meat less, sweetless, heatless, eatless, oil- less and every other kind of less except sleetless days. Quite patri otic, eh ? of the. seemed much. SANDY SPRINGS. SALUDA ROUTE 1. Dear Miss: " Your letter received. 1 am not RUNNING this; war.' If you would use your brain; ! that f is if you have any, and glance over the past wars, all of which I took active part in, you would know that a - different force was working. I am NOT in Germany neither are any of my agents. I have given them ther first vacation, as J do not need their services when the Kaiser is in the field. . I was in Germany when war was declared because Wilhelm II was al ways a favorite pupil: of mine, and I had great hopes of him: I intended to make him a great power if he would have only listened to me and let me run things, but he was so .con ceited he wanted all the honor. He soon reached the point' where he knew more than I did, and I became so disgusted with his pig-headed pol icies that l left in disgust. I have junflernana Mr. and Mrs. John T. Staton visited the latter's parents at Alexander, N. f! last week. ' Mr. Jones, our mail man, is off, and Hprhert E. Pace, his substitute, : is mail carrier this week. W. L. Davis is home from Fletcher, Ttf. C where he has been teaching a sin cine school.' ' - Our Sunday school at Mt. Page is about snowed out. but when the weather gets better it will asrain, for we have some new singing books. The snow continues to fall. It has Deen six weeks since the snow first began to fall. Hoyt McMurray came home from Camp Sevier Sunday. He came to stay five days. . Mrs. John Tipton and niece, Miss Carlie- Cantrell, went to Camp Se vier, Saturday, to spend a few days with "Mr. John Tipton. . Mr. H. G. Flynn called on v Miss Myrtle Cantrell, Sunday afternoon. Owing to Sunday being another roue-h weather day Rev. Barber failed boom Jo fill his appointment at New Hope. Jtie nas not Deen mere since ma w tober appointment. He will seem quite a stranger, we think, when he comes again. Rev. W. W. Davidson had an ap- tanburg at Chsnee. On Wednesday a corpse came p they did not open me coffin until after services at the church. Whemthey opened the coffin, to their horro& they found that it was not James, but some one they had never seeit. Not knowing what to dd they buried the corpse, and. Mr Kiaings QoasoQa. me umu xui hi. On Thursday they received a telegram, ordering them to send back the corpse sent mem. it was re moved from tfce crrave and returned to Columbia. fOn Friday the corpse for which thefgrave was dug came after havincr tben sent to Salt Lake City. The DeRsavea iamny nave our deepest sympathy. - Lee Russell, who has been sick for some time, is very low at this writing- Miss Nell Garren and Delia Wade nointment to preach at Sandy Springs htv rarrvine- on their school in spite LsnnHav afternoon, but we don't of the snow and sleet. Cheer up, Correspondents, and let's send in news and help our editor. News has been frozen out in my sec tion for some time, but spring will come some day, and we will have news. Let us hear of your all-day singings , and gatherings. We might want to come. LAST NOTICE. All subscriptions not paid in vance. on. or before next Friday, never ; resorted to, W Wdropped from our ;list. This is mewioas. . l always naa sense to stop at the right place. This is' last paper you will receive. iad- Will the know whether he came or not the weather being, so bad. Mr. C O. Ridings and Miss Myrtle Cantrell, teachers of the Green river school, went to Columbus, Friday ,to attend the teachers' meetinfrJ . - Our school at New Hope is yet without a teacher. t James Ridings, of Rutherford rountv. livincr iust across the line from here, who went to Camp Jack son a short time beforeT-t3hristmas", HipH of mipumonia on Sundav. Janu arv 13. His parents wanted him brought home for burial. He was hPt hurid at Arrowood cemetery. Th irravfi was ducr I on" "Monday; his people met all the trains from Spar SILVER CREEK. 1 LYNN. then, ThP many friends, of Mr. Mossie Constant werejglad to see his smiling face once mor(i He Is in this section visiting frienys and relatives, tie has been in 1 i ew Mexico and Cali fornia about tf)n years, where he has held good portions railroading. Mr. N. B. pledge, who has been very sick witji that dread disease, jpeningitis, is improving, we under standL He is Iptill at Spartanburg, at last accounts,! at the home of MrvL C. Arledge, f here he '. is boarding. The house haji been quarantined- Almough tKe -weather has been ex tremely bad d the roads, almost im Passable yeti jiuT mail carrier has noi missed a a&yj - -. "The north winds blow, And we wil have snow. What will the robin do Poor thing. , It will sit in 'some barn To keep himself warm, And hide his head under his wing." j The r)oor birds. Don't drive them away from your barns and outhouses, but feed them something: a little bran, shorts or some grits This pro tracted hard, cold weather is severe on birds. Your correspondent has a mocking bird that this makes his third winter to make vines and shrub bery about my yard his home, feed ing wih the chickens. When spring comes -he will amply reward us. Misses Viola Rhodes and Katie Panther visited in lnman, S. C, last week-end. DeWitt Cannon, of Spartanburg, is in class -1, subject to call soon. He is at home now, assisting his father, who is somewhat indisposed. R. Bryan and Harrison Cannon, J r4. oft Spartanburg; visiteed home folks Sunday. W. F. Swan, who is with a fruit and produce house in Spartanburg, spent Monday at home.,. Be kind to the little birds this cold weather. They will amply reward you. . That garden talk in the NEWS last week had the right Ting to it. Keep it up. This reminds us; don't lose sight of the Fair .Lynn is still out of oil, and now Hooverizing by keeping lightless nights. W. M. McKinney and T. W; Cannon, of Converse, S. C, visited relatives in bur village last week. ' Several of our boys are in class 1, and ome have recently enlisted, while others are applying. Very soon Lynn will be quite well represented in the various branches of the service. Some of our people are on the move. Earl Covil moved to Tryon electric plant last week; Messr fam ily moved to Chesnee; W. S. McCall will move to East Flat Rock this .week, .and . it is reported that Mr. J. F Simmons and family will move to Rutherfordton in a. few days. ' P . What has the attention of our na tion been' centered about for the past year ? . The home garden. What small piece of land yields the farmer the greatest cash returns ? .The .home garden. What is the most urgent . need of our Southern f armQrs toway ? A .HOME GARDEN. ;;: , y y , Are you spending your time cuss- ' ing the speculator for j raising the cost of food to such an unreasonable " figure or are, you doing some actual work to reduce your living expenses? The man who spends his time talking about the speculator is : doing nothing to better.,his condition..- It is the fel low who gets , out and makes, his own Living who strikes a real" blow' at the high cost of living. ' - 5 - . Farming has long been known as ' an independent life. Is yourS such or are you tied down to the local grocer? 1 There is but one -means of making: arming a free life and that is to pro duce your own foed. , - y K ' a ne attention ox , our wnoie nation has been called to . our urgent need for more and better home gardens. . America can produce in her home .gardens almost -enough food ; to feed her! people thereby allowing, the sur plus food to go to our soldiers and the European countries. Our gov ernment has put forth its everv ef- - fort to increase the number of nome gardens, because in this manner only an we expect to be of any material assistance in feeding Europe. If you not heed any other reason, can - you . sit idle while your country calls for ' you to produce, your own living? -v 1 The home garden is the most val uable piece of land you own.- It is not; what we make but what we save " that leads, to prosperity The home . . ar4erwj.ll -save ypit. moreithanldout oie its; acreage : can makej-n rne cost )f living is mduntmg 'higher and ligher. The cost of producing a garden is practically the same as it was four years ago. The increasing " :ost of food will soon eat up the " profits from any farm. No money will je left with which to carry on the farm workr Are you going to be handicapped by lack of capital, more-V ly because you do not think it worth v while to care for a garden? For years the most prosperous farmers in America have been those who lived at home. In coming years, the only farmers in America' are going to be those who live "at home. The other , -fellows will be bankrupt and out of business. The most urgent need of the far mer today is for a home supply of food. The most urgent need of our lation is for those who stay at'Iiome . to produce their home food. There . is a wonderful opportunity before our I farmers , but they can never realize the rewards of this opportunity un less they prepare themselves for it by ' producing their own iood. When you spend your profits for food, your . year s work has been lost. Money goes into the bank only after the nec essities have been supplied. Supply : them first. Your garden is your greatest asset. The business man who allows his as sets to lie idle knows that hens court ing ruin. In grasping your greatest opportunity do not overlook your mostvaluable asset. . Make the determination to have your garden this year and then7 fol low that determination to a success ful finish. Thousandstof gardens are started each year only to end in the' middle of summer a worthless patch of weeds. This means that your most valuable asset has turned to a loss. You lhave not only lost its benefits Taut have lost everything you pdt into it." Cultivate your garden with the same ' care that you work your crops. It is the most important crop you have and should receive your first consideration. Plan a large gar den one that" will take Care of your needs throughout the summer and produce a surplus . for canning, .Jhe Federal. Government has as signed Mr. J. R. Sams as emergency farm demonstrator for. Polk county, and he will serve without cost to Polk county, from Feb. 1st to July 1st. It is certainly to be hoped that Polk county will arf anere to put on a farm demonstrator - permanently by the time Mr.' 'Sams'. time has expired. Make your garden feed you both win ter and summer; In this way; only can the greatest good be accomplish ed. It is equally important for the town and city men to have, their gardens; The high cost of living is felt even more in their homes xand this is their only successful means of fighting it. Men who are barely making a living now can with the. aid of a small gar den put some of their wages in bank. The necessity for more gardens is evident. You have felt it long be fore I write this. Now it remains to you to heed the call of necessity. None of us know what is in the fu ture but the man with a good garden can at, leas t predict that starvation will not face him. You insure your life. ,Why not your living? If you haven't : purchased your garden seeds for this year better do it now, as there is a big shortage in some kinds while the seed catalogues tell us . there was afailure of 'certain kinds of vegetables, and they' hot supply them at "alt. can i; 1 - 1 I. . If I ft