He;/? Wur Methods
H Unknown to Druses
n- 'heir Incredible
Iare inefficient s?i
wr ife
/,,[ >.? :?;t< JI t.'lvTU'.l/l V i(S ......
Thrii n ir attains! I'nmct
mi w>.j- I'.'iivil fur. and ski
,. <if; M-iir/ii tlu'ir vie.
. [ji. nil fully of Sultan
, :1. Iicr.v In liis small,
i,,s [. .fu assuiiH' the
, i:,,-r.iiu ?> , u'iiliout an.v
- " '!! I rc;lli/oil this
.< r iI'.islia askt'il me lei
.(. , _? r in Hie Pjehel
sfri(iusl,v wound
horn.
- : .1 sfn-rlo iplivsiclnn
. pi'o|'ilo, I nor anv
s to had. tic
anv mod^cjil matea
::rst-ahl case. Thr
' '**r ?'<|iii|?|>f'<i in an.v
I.'a'.v laid, for in'anil
xroiiiHjlt's nor
i,an inpinred a num'
i as (not oilly lijjht
'' ' "i'dnunil|U
B | . ., a H'.'i Him. opB:
,.i far from Sueida)
a ^.infrlo bilp'tr who
I. i.f.. i.aiiks and ruptured
B . ,. writer saW three
B I; ;.ii;k? on thf rend beI
IV S i t'll Mezrati but they
, . without arms*. They
B .e* against thje vehicles,
B [ a itli their nalfed hands,
B;r|a hem. and put' them tc
i was show it one of
a 'a threw anal' his flint,
BsJ,>r.) a land, attacked the
B I.;-.., ' v at' the fi'Ol't of his
B- L war : i't 'ted in the HJebel
B j\ iliaaii;.* M il U'eisi in the
Bn j .Mi'titI i>
mpter Power in Sweden
Bwi-d.s" wjaterfall How runs the
K's In < ' fetihagen, the capital
Bniiark thanks to the completion
Itlyl cf the inost powerful electric
I pier laid under water. KeplacI
smaller cpble that had been iti
linjre h'14, jit Is capable of trans
B'j Vl.tKHi volts and thereby add<
Be coal" or| a large scale to tlx
If Swedish Articles of export. Be
I tlje Copenhagen trolley s, the elec
ly jtransiiiitfted under w ater als<
I fair ten machinery and gives lighl
lenity and the surrounding \roun
IdeJ Crossing the sound, or srralt
I separates Sweden and Den marl
Is narrowest point, the new cablt
|s Sweden at Helsingborg and en
Denmark at Elsinore within sight
hej hamlet castle Kronhorg. Ir
;h it is about three and a halt
i, bnd its weight is more than 2<X
jit was made in sis sections, anc
sleeve" covered Joints, conipletec
iei cable was being laid, are of ?
trpe. To hold the cable shij
iyj sis anchors were used. Th<
of the new cable is about $500,
defrayed jointly by the Swedlsl
>r company and Danish municipal
| The power comes from th<
r Lagan, in southwestern Sweden
Cheap at Half Price
dje was ttie less attractive ot
sifters!" Hut her lack of looks had
detracted from her ability to win
island, as she was happily mar
^hile her more attractive sistei
sjtill single. Because of the favor
t shown the married sister. th?
nelor girl" was continually
vjed." <tne day her mother urged
In "ct/.n cnlUnif nn/l nnf MAIMJ
v. . jui nilif? auu nn OUIUI
ej aDd marry n dry-goods mer
,tj as Sadie hird done."
ijirrled, married, that's all 1 heai
more Why. I wouldn't marry t
Ijke Sadie's husband with a half
1 ashless in a dying town foi
e him." tlie unmarried slstei
S". he's a nine man," her mothei
. "And whenever she wants i
ess; she am get It wholesale.'
ookworm in Holy Land
present methods of agricultur
timed fur the Introduction o
)rm into the Holy land. Dr. A
of the Hothschlld hospital li
! tine, who found that about on
>f every twelve workmen in tin
i,;e groves is affected by the dis
. attributes it to the increased us
mightier, in tlie land. "It Is ver;
lull to trace the source of the in
I hi." said I us tor Felix, "but Egypt
re tin- hookworm disease is know]
|: is:, c ihe most likely source he
So of inumber of Egyptlai
!?rs wi.ii worked litre during th
Arrangement Suited Her
i e young i: l.ad long been at
i'ilig to ... liis sweethear
>he vl.i u arry him, hut sli
'.v ar ' dug to a decisiol
til ?! mi ! to him, "You inea:
iilei>' what say':" "Ever
he . fervently. "1 ant-th
i 1" rfe ; o 11,world?" "Yo
"Ami i .ne totally unwortli
1 " "Well, tlien," sai'
:i I. "if ?i st .1 on that basis ou
a re eai, r.i-ver.go wrong."
Of Vurivjs Derivations
' deriv.i - , f "sass" used eithe
irelix ithx varies, and de
s upon t!.e piirtleiilar word 1;
n. .Many of th.- American word
k in ".ass" or beginning wit!
are o] Indian derivation. Fo
?: e. Kansas is frotu the Siou;
' 1" various European plac
> iron! the Latin "sas
iu?iii.-.! _ a work, also from tli
I'-.-ia l from the Latin "sal
i mi:':! . a willow tree.
Canary Honored in Death
'i lie curry in;; out repairs to
of a l'.riithtnn (Kngland) housi
k ueii eaine across the t;rave of I
hy. A brick had heen reroovet
a collin with itlass panels in
ill. The eunary was recllnlni
1 hed of cotton wool, the lnscrip
on the coffin heinn: "Died Jan
I 4. IKS!I
Add Mixed Metaphora
Vhen it was found that Paris ^
led to he a buyer bea^ ^we dttt,
heir horns. -teon F1[)tIlcla
1 ? i
t
~ "j
py-K-l O n the
!M Funny
TOMBSTONE BARGAIN
At the annual sale of articles seised
by the San Francisco police a whit'
) tombstone, without epitaph, wai
knocked down to a woman In a red
suit for $5.50. Two policemen helped
| load It In tier car.
"Pretty cheap," remarked the buyer,
who refused to give her name. "It'?
J for my father-in-law."
Eloquence
"W'ould you consent to run for the
legislature?"
"No," answered Farmer Corntossel.
"Why not?"
' j "I can't afford IL I'd like to make
j speeches for the benefit of my country
J and my feller citizens. But any eloI
quence I am master of has got to be
used Just now In persuadln' some
friends not to foreclose the mortgage."
?Washington Star.
t
A Tip
Tailor?Married or single?
! Customer?Married.
Tailor (to cutter)?One pocket concealed
In lining of vest
i 'Customer?Eh? What's that?
"To hide your change, you know,
at night. I'm married myself."?Tit|
Bits.
Men Mutt Stand Together
Assistant?Lady out there with a
flashy necklace wants to know whether
lt'slpure diamond or not.
Jeweler?Look like a married
woman?
"Yes."
I "TeA her It Is. No use makin' trou|
ble for poor ijtsbands these hard
times."?Stray Stories.
j WOULD TAKE IT ALONG
9 Reggie?Hope I won't leave a?aw
?vacancy by going Just now. Miss
CVi o rno
I onai j/c, Miss
Sharpe?I think you'll take it
f with you, Mr. Sapp.
I
i You Sure Are!
There ain't no use to, arg~ue.
There ain't no use to pout;
The ump'i the guy that call's 'em.
When he says "You're out," you're
out.
t
| Might Help
"What do they mean by senatorial
courtesy?"
"Under no circumstances will one
senator say anything me%n about another
senator. We could easily apply
it to life in general."
Her Striking Power
r "I hear that Polly Peach is apply
i lng for a position as policewoman."
"Well, Polly would arrest attention
If nothing else."
e APPRECIATED THE CINCH
ii^ra
t Tlie l'oet?Nowhere in nature can
e such coloring as adorns thy cheek be
i. found.
u The Girl?And I'm not telling anyy
body of the only store In town that
e keeps It in stock, either.
y This It Queer!
d I've often stopped to wonder
r ; At fate's peculiar ways;
For nearly all our great men
Were born on holidays.
Hit Fault
f "Sir, your daughter has promised t?
t become my wife."
i "Well, don't come near me for sym
k pathy. I knew something like' thai
l> would happen to you hanging around
? > ? 1- ?t
f the house nve nignis a wees.
f _
Mean Thing
' Hospitable Host?Won't yon havj
, some more duck. Miss Stommef?
Bashful Guest?No. thank you I
"Oh. do. Here's a nice little leg, Jusi
your size.''
1 Quite Sufficient
4 Employer?Did you leave befon
j five o'clock?
Clerk?No, I stopped until five. I beg
lleve In eight hours at the office.
Employers-Yes. Eight hours' sleec
is enough for anybody.
Apt to Plgggg-?J- ?
thinkxf" have perfected an'ams
I brella that will Interest the girls."
v "Girls won't carry umbrellas."
" s. a ?
1 I "But thli U too imaii iu aery w
| t*7 rain." _ .
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! i ' 1 FOLKOOUNTYNE
"i
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\ ONJTWE L0CA1 jftPEE j \^U LATER^
' PO&TOT E . TWOMAS ~ *
Bf^B polk county S
Br^B (^O-SETTIN' (?EAl E5WE
: ^481 ' gfe
\~i?\ s r
/ gee, i Get a / well, you - a
( kick out of ) / better be /
\ DRAWING HIS / I CAREFUL - J
A SAD WORLD I new germicide lift
, i-i^ ~ -_j as carbolic acid!
fMhWm =
? ner amiuc. i
' K. thlnk PerdlnandV
>,. -/ ?T=5t; X Sirs. .Tustwed-?]
-1? , L /*P when we'd been
V- - -hours he forgot \.i
HZ.Mova.iv '"vj to celebrate tlie f
First Germ?You look disgusted with
life. I \ When father dl<
Second Germ?No wonder. A, Hop- another piece of
ktoa pro feasor baa Just discovered a la reducing, so Is
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I V7/f VUTTCM STUCK W Of CAMELS UECK WAS OxKT OUE KW
Z^V BROWU OSRSV HAT WITCH MC WORB fO' T5M -f/J.fj
yJA. vbars, ?/ ** since we a?u married, boss, M
V,/A oat hat AXWfiH? has a 0 ut iu rr?AUWAVff? &<
X/V/kll. T Au" 1 WAS AlWAVS TAKIU m
f/f 'iXi ^ out de dojy, aud dew VV.
" iff A/r^\ WE,? COME BACK. WID ) i
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EI The Dent in the Brown Derby
TOO UUMEROUS TO A*UTXJU, BUT DC LAWYER. OOUR W
PUT OOWU A PEW TWOS TWIUOS, SEC* A6 DR4UKIU, U
//7\ chickeu STEAUU', toAFiua, SAMBUU1, CRUEL-TV, W
rY/Z/fo-.^ ,;?,j. LAZIUESS, POPC TAKIUJAUO EAT1U 1%
T ? iS WITHOUT WORKIU! AUO ?OME r-'V
1 *?v 1 oxer urrnc traits op aar. )
V mk?[^^=-?
MO MUtoeRSqj
MH^b
" eoS^U TEN
V TOOKEkl our MICtUMS
AU?> MILVUUS OP OCUTS
f> PROW o*r oce HAT
AW' FJUAU-Y IT got i
OKI MAH WERVE5! | IP^
And He Wears Husky Boots
f Say, you betyer not\
f DRAW ANY CARTONS /
> I OF E.W THOMPSON / / >.
?? / WHY ]
T \ NOT ' /
>?-7 ' -
ijpteagaa -?_
y times as powerful i
IVhai makes you j \ u^S
doesn't love you? ^ 'w
I'm snre of it. Why. \j\
;o bring me flowers
etg, little Willie has Mr. Miser?Marry me, dearest?two
pie. When mother oan live as cheaply as one I
the family. Miss Spender?Which one?
,' \
1 ( - :*k>... ...-.. |'
" ' . . V ' 4 j
/ i
? Child'?"(
MOTHER:Castoria
is especially prepared)
to relieve Infants in arms and
Children all ages of Constipa'|t
tion, Flatulency, Wind Colic
and Diarrhea; allajing Feverish:
regulating the Stomach and B<
Food; giving healthy and natur;
To avoid imitations, ah rays look for th
Absolutely Harmless-No Opiates. I
Merely Lost It
Harry Leslie, Lafayette, speaker of
the Indiana house of representatives,
and recognized as a goot reeounter of
stories and after-dinner speaker, told
this one on a recent vliit to Jndianapolls:
"My wife and I have just resumed
diplomatic relations. Recently I was
showing her through th< Union building
at Purdue university and we eam?f
across a statue of a draped hut headless
woman.
"'Where is her hei d?' my wife
asked.
"'Oh, she's a woman and has lost!
It,' I replied, unthinkingly."
t The man Tyho is mas:er of himself
' has a servant whom lie can depend
upon.
(ienius ' produces the inventions,
while talent applies them.
IP
ASP
WW*
Proved Safe bjy millions and
j\
Lumbago Colds Is
Headache Pain 1
DOES NOT AFF1
\Scke^\
Aspirin Is tho trad* mark of Ba/sr Mtnof*
Compulsory Education
An old Alabama ! cook said to her
employer: "iaw, rolssle, what makes
yo' pay money! to j send de chile to
school' I got ohejsirfaht boy named
Moses'an' I jams hiss myself."
Butl. Aun Maria," said her mistress,
f'how can yoti teach your child
when you don't know one letter from
mi i I j. J
anouier: i . , ;
"How I tench htori? I jest makebim
take de l>ool| an' set dd;wn on de flo'
an' den I sey, 'Moses, jyou take yo'
eye from dalt book, much less leggo
him, an' I skins! you alive.'"
Indigestion produces disagreeable and
ometlmea alarming: symptom*. Wright's
Indian Vegetable Pills remove symptomi and
restore digestion. 37J PetrijSt., N. T. Adv.
Miaaouri'a Place
Missouri ranks as the) fifth state in
agricultural importance] the sixth in
population and the nintlj in wealth.
ii ?4-4f??'
\Evidently the man whpse will leaves
a sum of money for struggling musicians
at some time or other had "witnessed
one of them' struggle.
OR. W. B. CALDWIU
AT THE AOE OP B9
To Dr. W. B. Caldwell, of Montlcelio.
111., a practicing physician for
47 years, it seemM cruel tbat so many
constipated Infanta and children had
to be kept "stirred up" and half aick
by taking; cathartic pills, tablets, salts,
calomel and nasty oils.
While he knew that constipation
was the cause of nearly all children's
little ills, he constantly advised
mothers to give only s harmless laxative
which would help to establish
natural bowel "regularity."
In Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin
mothers hare A regulating laxative
which they can depend upon whenever
a child la conattpatod, bOlena, Irear/
i .1:1
: ? ! t. ..'k J i SB :?. * 1 i
ness arising therefrom, and, by
>*els, aids the assimilation of
d sleep.
e signature
3hysickna everywhere recommend it.
No Complainer
"Some, folks complain of hard times
the year\round," said the Blllvllle au
thorlty, "and It's all because they
don't stit{ rbun' when stirrin' time
comes. As fer me, I've cot no complaint
corain', fer when tAey ain't no
business, I whirls in an' makes it. la
spring planting time I sen? the right
weather for 'em an' wh^i the dry
drought comes they's no one fihi beat
me prayin' fer rain; then, if rain
threatens to drown 'em out, 1 switches,
most successful, to dry; an' when
they's nothin' else a-doin* I predicts
the end o' the worlV and they pay up
their old debts, an' put money to clrculatln',
an' the people rise up an' call
v>/> kl /vnnA/1 thnt'o llAlIT AAmO tlnil Tt OVOr
IIIC uit*j53cu 111iu o Jiy<? vviiiv ;uu
hear me complalnin'."?Atlanta Constitution.
To be outspoken, no one needs t*
be indeepnt.
itM " 1 miN
prescribed by physicians for
Jeuritis Neurafgia
oothache Rheumatism
iCT THE HEART
ccept only "Bayer" package
hich contains proven directions
andr' "Bayer" boxei of 12 tablets
lao bottles of 24 and 100?Druggists,
etoro of UoDoacaUeaeldeiUr of Sallcrlleacli
Beat This
pjlerrepont?I called at the DeKalb's
last night and found no ?e?
home.
Montague?No. Mrs. DeKulb is al
Holly wood-by-the-Sea.
Plerrepont?Are her daughters wltfc
her? , :
Montague?N6. They are at Wuaa
pus-by-the-Lake.
Pierreponf?And their son?
Montague?He's fishing at Clearstreams-by-the-Border.
Pierrepc^t?And where Is DeKalbJ
Montague?He's at SwIvel-Chalr-byI
the-Desk.
Cuticura Soothe* Itching Scalp.
On retiring gently rub spots of dandruff
and Itching with Cuticura Ointment.
Next morning shampoo with
Cuticura Soap and hot water. Make
them your everyday toilet preparation* /
and have a clear skin and soft, white
hands.?Advertisement
It's a great misfortune not to have
Judgment enough to keep silent at the
proper time.
Child's Laxative
Which Mothers
Can Rely On
???? y
iah or tick from a cold, Indirection ?v
soar stomach. Ail children lore Its
pleasant taste.
Buy a large 00-cent bottle at say
a tore-that sella medicine and Just aes
for yourself bow perfectly It cleanaea
and regulates the bowels of Infanta
and children.
7)/?GiZoft*eZ/!r
SYRUP
PEPSIN