, '.IV "T I' ; I- ; 1 TUs Sula Quu I By CYNTHIA LOWKY | AP Nenfetlurn Writer There ire more people around today doing bad imitations of San ta Claus than there are people do ing bad imitations of Hildegarde, A1 Jolson and Bette Davis. This ts a very serious situation, as can easily be seen, which is making it difficult even for adults to believe in Santa Claus. Personally, through long prac tice, I am able to spot a phony Santa Claus from a distance of two blocks or the length of a depart ment store. But even before I was an expert in the field, I was never taken in by skinny characters in dirty cotton beards and outside suits soliciting Christmas alms on street corners. The tip-off, of course, is that they stand on pieces of board or wear regulation ga loshes. Santa Claus wears boots and his feet never get cold. I have known people, however, who be lieved anyone in a red suit trim med with fur was Santa, no matter what he was doing. Of course. I have met the good Saint Nick in stores many times, but I have also encountered some bad actors pretending they were Santa. Imposters usually can be detected by a bored attitude and a certain lack of interest in the whole subject of toys. Some people are even making a profitable business out of imita ting Santa, which Is pretty repre hensible when you realize that this is his busy season and he can't take time out to protect himself. One man has opened a school to train people to become better Im itation Santa Clauses. He has classes on how to paste a beard on properly, and how to stroke it thoughtfully without Its becoming loose. He warns them not to smoke anything but a hookah be cause of the fire hazard. He teach es them how to laugh so their ab domens "shake like a bowl Ml of Jelly," but what's more important he teaches them how to counter;, felt Santa's laugh. The proper guffaw, as I understand it, is "Ho-ho-ho-ha-ha " Seems untrain ed Santas are apt to go just "Ha ha-ha-ha." I'm against this trend. But I'm more opposed to the way certain '??Merprises are implying that San ta Clatu has changed his tradition al methods of operation. Santa Claui has made no changes these mhnjr years except that in cities he will enter apartment dwellings without fireplaces by coming in a handy door or window. I also un derstand he had a bad time recent ly by landing in the middle of an oil burner, and is being a bit more careful about all types of chimneys these days. Any time you see a purported picture of Santa riding in an air plane or automobile of any type, it Is an unauthorized portrait and the central figure probably Is one of the Santa ittltators. Santa Claus Is an ageless, good humored man who wears an un usual' costume, lives at the North Pole, travels by sled and reindeer through the skies and brings toys on Christ nun eve to good children. Sachet Gift. Some 6t the simplest daintiest and lent expensive Christmas are those which are made sachet. Y?u t*n make pret ty Uttle satin hearts filled wjth sachet, handkerchief cases that art sachet scented. Mutt sachet pillows for lingerie drawers, and quilted sachet hangers. In mak ing these sachet gifts keep hi mtnd that the sactiHt should Be sandwiched in between cotton bating cut to the exfct shape of the article. aciiirs r ROCK & BOURBON I ? - Vnthom V Earl Styron of Bofue Inlet Coast Guard Station and Mr?. Sty ron of Otway spent Saturday night and Sunday with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. John Styron. Mr. and Mrs. Carl Daniels and children of Charlotte arrived here Friday night to visit their parents. Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Smith and Mrs. Cleveland Daniels. Mr. Mack L. Lupton of New Bern attended the funeral of his aunt, Mrs. Rlttie Day here Wednesday. Mr. and Mrs. Wealey A. Lupton of New Bern, RFD, spent the week end here with relatives. ? ? 1 1 The ant puts solid food in a pocket back of its jaws. The food is squeezed, the juice is swallowed and the rest it thrown away. M sEm DRESSED & DELIVERED can on us today n you want information on fish ing boats for charter or an order of jessed fish. Phones M-4011 or M-402-1 OTTIS' FISH MARKET 8fli and Evans Sis. Morehead City mftkiiiiiiiii DON'T OVERLOOK THESE LAST MINUTE ITEMS "OCEAN SPRAY" CRANBERRY SABCE Size 303 3 cans ? 57c H.B.C. FRUIT CAKE Dark - 5 Lb. - S4.SS Assorted Christmas Candy 2 1-2 Lb. Can $1.00 Hen Tarkeys 12 to 14 Size* lb. ? 68c Borden's Non-Such Mince Meat 1 12 Oz. Jar 44c "Corns tock" Pie Apples 2 No. 2 Cans ? 37c Cigarettes All Popular Brands In Christmas Cartons $1.44 Tax Included FRUITS Oranges 8 lb. bag 45c Apples - - - lb. 12c Mixed Ktds, 1 lb. Cello - pkg. - - 44c S*P Grocery and Meat SUPER MARKET REMEMBER ? IT'S SAP FOR SERVICE AND PRICE 404 Live Oak SL B 408-1 Beaufort, N. C. rernra MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU FROM YOUR FRIENDLY PEftDEft! I EDEN FRUIT FANCY SHREDDED COCOANUT DEL MONTE FANCY WHOLE YELLOW CLING SPICED PEACHES C S HAWAIIAN SLICED PINEAPPLE DEL MONTE OR LIMY FANCY FRUIT COCKTAIL *<*? 1 Cello X t/V No. *14 A ^ _ Jar N0-8 9^/* Can Mi/V 2 : 37c U. S. NO. 1 JUICY FLORIDA ORANGES iLbt ?Mk 35c It-Lb*. Balk 49c tMJw. Bulk lit 40-Lbs. $1.59 Full Box $3.21 WASHINGTON STATE or VIRGINIA WINESAP APPLES 511k. 49c Full Boa ? . . $3.95 WASHINGTON DOUBLE-RED DELICIOUS APPLES 5 lbs. 55c Full Bos . . . $4-39 TANGERINES - - 5 lbs. 49c DRESSED AND DAAWN FANCY TURKEYS "2? 65c 53c DUOS ? Ik 5k HENS lb. 4k iiams Si ?* |?*??58B - ik sic !? II H NABISCO R1T2 RITZ lb. 3le GA. to Alb SWEET MIX PICKLES - - 22 ox. 29c PEANUT BUTTER PETER PAN - . 12 m .37c NESTLES CHOCOLATE MCRSELS ? - pkg. 21c STRAINED BABY FOODS CUFF'S - - ? 4 jarsMc HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP ? . 14 m. 27c POTATO CHIPS COBDOR ? ? ? S to 29c SOUTHERN MANOR FltUtT , CAKE ? ? 21ft. fttt $1.79 CHOCOLATE COVERED CHERRIES ? ? - *.Mt SWEET CLUSltol RAMF_L_L_LJlf5. We ?Mk A ttf CARDIES '&"?? $1.25 5-Lb. Cake Homeetyle Sandwich Marvel Breadu* 18c ... Oe oils Food Bar _ 49c Jan* Parker Plain Pound Cake S$t49c Donuts n?*19c Merry Christmas Layer Cake t?. 75e A & P STORES WILL BE m - CLOSED J ALL DAY MON. DEC. 26th ANN PAGE POODS AOP*. FINPST Ann Page Stuffed Olives fe 25c i Ann Page Salad Dressing ?ar- 39c Ann Paf* Crape Jam j? 45c Ann Page Vanilla Extract b? 17c Ann P*g? Tomato Soup 19c Ann Page Nutmeg ... ?? 19c Ann Pare Peanut I Butter ^ 35c Ann Page Gelatin Deuerti Sparkle .. 3 Pk?* 20c Ann Pa*e with Pork & Tom Sauce Beans 2 can* 19c Ann Page Strawberry Preserves a? 41c Ann Page Chocolate or Vanilla Sparkle Pudding pkf 5C torket hers And Tnu Omkt 17 Lbi. ft. -Sic TORKET TOMS nd Iras 17 Lks. and Over j Half or Whole Loin ac Rik End , PORK ROAST lb.-33c [IKINGAN'S reliable smoked skinned jHAHS St lb. 45c } SMALL SKINNED PORK HANS - - - lb. 45c MORRELL'S PRIDE SMOKED PICNICS - - lb. 33c JNELESS & FATTED SMALL COOKED MINED HANS - lb. 79c |bone in whole cooked? s to 10 Lb. Avg Fruit " " " " Decorated P?" lb. 69t OBNED HANS - - lb. 51c toppings country SAUSAGE - - ? - lb. 54c DRESSED AND DRAWN HENS lb. 48c I DRESSED AND DRAWN jFBYEHS lb. 47c [Jones Sausage Heal lb. 45c London Layer Raisins " 17c A&P Mincemeat - - ? 15cl Ocean Spray H Cranberry Sauce 17c ' lona Sliced or Halves Peaches -"&? 25c Niblets Brand Com 1 6c A St P Green & White J Asparagus - 40c ' A & P Fancy Tinj Peas s.' 27c Cuapbeill Tomato Soup 2?? 21c A & P 1 Apple Sauce 2 25c i Golden Maid Colored | Margarine - ?? - pu. 30c i Crisco or & 82c ! Rajah Shredded | Coconut - - - - r? 27c i Rome Apples! 5-LB. BOX 43c 53| WESTERN BOX DELICIOUS Apples - - - - 4 lbs. 43c I Celtfy - large stalk 12c Tomatoes - - - - lb. 15c Tangerines - 2 lbs. 17c Oranges - ? 84b. bag 35c Oranges - 1-4 box bag 83c RED EMPEROR Grapes - - - - 2 lbs. 23c kM*S ? 64'S 'Grapefruit - - - 4 for 29c Cranberries - - -- Mb. cello 19c i Ceceamts - - lb. 7c Chestnuts lb. 15c White Cabbage - - - - 2 lbs. 9c Milk * * - - - 3 ?? 33c Chrfttmas Mfk SJ; 25c $???.. - uc SKiS~ W 37el Drop* i? 27c fCh?rri?s nt 45e ? 29c M?tMS NUTS Brazil 29c Walnuts ? & 39k Panto .... J? 37c MImT J* 35c ?l irnr'rrn i n*i kn^ifii iiA mufr > fwn i Eigt _ 'cSt 49c .... u 43c Knit ridk. Cream Qmw p 5 16c Vara Sharp _ Si 26c VttVaat* .. ? 28c - Cocktail P#^fHfti S 30c MIXID PICKLES * 17c _ 8 O'CLOCK 59c 3 S, $1.71 Bleb * fun MM Red CircU 63c Vlforota * Whmt BOKAR 65c 3 & $1.89 it \ i * NECTAR TEA . te tit i "i ii ? I "* nil ' iff iiYr AAP SMdlCto RAISINS sat fie BOB'S l*l?t tilmji uuisnnu Nix 2-lb.jar-99c Mfeh ttMlSHtb BOB'S Ifim Lamps Mb. - 27c

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