A Small, Goofy I World, After All | The rumor made the rounds at least once a year. Someone knew someone whose uncle had been talk ing to someone from Disney. They were looking at buying up a bunch of land out at East Lake for a theme park. East Lake is on the Dare County nssinlasd, bttwecn th? Last 0??nr?? Texaco and the Manns Harbor bridge. It ain't the middle of no where, but you can see it from there. The area is home to a military bombing range ? spawning lots of folklore about hovering green lumi nescent UFOs spotted by late-night travelers ? some hunting camps, the Dare County landfill and, most re cently, a project to reintroduce red wolves to that part of the world. It's a desolate, swampy place, alive in the dark with the songs of bullfrogs and bugs, and hours from the nearest interstate highway. Wc newspaper people never could do anything to develop the street talk into a story with any backbone. The Disney folks always acted as if they thought we were calling from the capital of Dogpatch. i nc rumor-mongers couniercd wiui, "Well, whadja think they were go ing to say? When you're wanting to buy something this big, you gotta keep it quiet to keep the price down." It was fun to reintroduce the story every time it resurfaced, if for no better reason than to needle the resi dents of ritzy Southern Shores, many of whom had fled the Commonwealth sniffing in disgust when Busch Gardens came to Williamsburg. In light of many proud Vir ginians' outrage at the possibility of a 3,000-acre, $650 million theme park being developed next door to the Manassas battlefield, some are suggesting that Disney take a seri ous look at North Carolina ? the state many have referred to for decades as "a valley of humility be tween two mountains of conceit." State economic development offi cials have let Disney know that if they can't tolerate Virginia's snub, they're welcome to look south, par ticularly in the economically dis tressed corridor east of Interstate 95. Specifically being mentioned are sites within a couple of hours of Brunswick ? one that includes parts of Johnston, Wayne and Sampson counties and another containing part ?? 1/1 UUIUJCIII uupiui. The noted historian C. Vann Woodward, writing in the New Republic, puts forth the "sacred soil" argument against the proposed "Disney America," which opponents say would provoke land develop ment and destroy the Civil War bat tlefields at Bull Run and Manassas. "This part of northern Virginia has soaked up more of the blood, sweat and tears of American history than any other area of the country," he writes. "It has bred more found ing fathers, inspired more hopes and ideals and witnessed more triumphs and lost causes than any other p lace in the country. If such a past can render a soil 'sacred,' this sliver is the perfect venue." Woodward and about 35 histori ans and writers ? including such no tables as Shelby Foote, William Styron. Arthur Schlcsingcr Jr. and eastern North Carolina's own Tom Wicker ? have formed Protect His toric America to fight the proposal and have been scalded in opinion picces appearing in both the Rich mond Times-Dispatch and the New York Times. The Times-Dispatch accuscd the committee of elitism and "aristocrat ic paternalism," charging that the "iiiiugs inicSicciuais tviniuci taw dry, appalling and vulgar" are the very things that "provide happiness to lots of 'jes plain folks." William Safire, writing in the New York Times, though himself au thor of a critically praised novel about the Civil War, calls the com mittee a "pretentious amalgam of self-appointed arbiters of culture" and their actions "intellectually arro gant." Historian Woodward argues that it's not the prospect of "misinterpre tation of the past" that worries him and his peers ? "with Disney it is pretty much taken for granted" ? it's the desecration of the region. "We agree that 'historians don't own history,'" he writes, "but it isn't Disney's America, cither. Not is it Virginia's. Every state in the coun try sent sons to fight here for what they believed ? right or wrong. They helped make it a national heritage, not a theme park." Both sides have compelling points. And isn't it fun to watch smart, articulate, polite people peo ple argue in the press for a change? Will Disney's America end up at the juncture of 1-66 aad U.S. 29, which runs southwest past the War renton, Brandy Station, Cedar Mountain and Culpeper battlefields ticello, Madison's Moatpelier and Monroe's Ash Lawn? Or it is possible that the sprawling theme park ? including at least hou sing units and 1,300 hotel rooms, at tracting S million tourists a year, in vesting $1 billion and creating 19,000 jobs ? could end up on land now planted in tobacco, the most en dangered and controversial crop on the American landscape? Stay tuned. And don't forget the dark horse site. East Lake's been sit ting at the gate for years. LUNCH BUFFET MONDAY-FRIDAY 11-2:30 opet^ TD^l SAvF . SAVE S SAVE: S SAVE S SAVL SA V L S SAVE S SAVE S WAREHOUSE FURNITURE Check Out Our Everyday Low PrtcesI tUkaJ Billy SAVE 20% to 60% Off Retail Everyday Choose From Hundreds of Pieces of Bedroom " Living Room. 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