TIMBERFELL LODGE
out in the stars
by Charlene lichtenstein :: qnotes contributor
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April 2-15
We can fall head over
heels for just another
pretty face, especially
when Neptune enters
Pisces and conjuncts
Venus. Will it be just another fling once the
dust settles or will it be something much more?
Let's guess.
ARIES (03.21-04.20) Proud Rams love the
sound of their own voice. However, you will go
on...and on...until it is clearto all that you either
do not know whafyou are talking about or are
some sort of savant. Expect vivid dreams awash
with revelations from ghostly spirits and seers
from beyond. Interprettheir whisperings wisely;
you know how a game of "telephone" works.
lAURUS (04.21-05.21) There may be a certain
friend who begins to look pretty darned good.
Queer Bulls, anxious for connection, may pas
sionately plug into a platonic partner. Please, do
not be tempted. This is a giddy, transitory phase
that will dissipate as the weeks wear on. It would
be a shame to ruin a perfectly good friendship on
a night (or less) of extremely foggy emotion.
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) There is someone try
ing to pull the professional wool over your
eyes, pink Twin. Take note and file for future
reference. This time period places you in the
suckers corner where those with even less
scruples than you try to take advantage. My
advice: Remain practical and don't make any
major moves or major decisions for the next
few weeks. Then find your own sucker.
CANCER (0622-0723) Don't take anything
at face value, especially when it comes in
contract form. Legal issues become a minefield
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and where you think you are making headway,
you can run right into a brick wall. Ouch! So
read the fine print and ask advice, gay Crab.
Temporarily sequester yourself in friendlier
environs. You will settle the score soon enough.
LEO (07.24.08.23) Life wraps you up in one big
sensuous dream. Proud Lions may not know
which end is up, which may not be a bad thing!
You are awash with romantic intention and
ache to spread your good vibes (and other
attributes) around. But, will your amour du jour
last? It's up to you lover Enter with your eyes
wide open. Err, is that all?
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Simple situations suddenly
become much more complicated or, at least,
much more emotional right now. You may be a
superstar around senior staff, but your petty an
tics won't impress your most important constitu
ency — your partner. Queer Virgins should not
confuse those who feed with those who feast.
Chew on this for a while before you bite again.
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Every quack diet and every
strange health regime seems to be the magic
pill for you now. How many pounds of who-
knows-what do you have to consume before
you feel on top of your game? The lesson to
be learned is to love yourself for who you are
inside and out. Make your own magic concoc
tions and share with a (very) good friend.
SCORPIO (10.24.1122) Proud Scorps are ready
for a rollicking good time. Let them roll — bank
roll that is — and make every jolly effort an ex
pensive one. You may not know when enough
is enough. But, hey, when you've got it, spend
it to the hilt. Just remember that by the end of
these two weeks, you may not have so much of
it anymore. Who will love you then, baby?
SAGITTARIUS (1123-1222) Home is where
the heart is, or something like that. Fact is,
sweetheart, you may not be sure what to find
at home right now. Gay Archers are apt to
discover a few surprises when it comes to cer
tain long-term and predictable relationships.
Your reactions will determine whether these
surprises turn into landmines or dust bunnies.
Hey, but you never overreact. Ha!
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) Get with the program
bud. The fates goad you into making outrageous
statements. You are bored! Bored! Sure, life as
a mangy rat on a treadmill is not exactly what
you envisioned for yourself, but don't bow to
the temptation to call-it as you see it. Pink Caps
should spend their time recharging and begin to
feel the spring in their step. Don't step in it now.
AQUARIUS (0121-02.19) Aqueerians become
romantically inspired and think there is nothing
better, nothing nicer than to shower their per
sonal trinket with fabulous treasures. This may
get the attention of a few fast friends who hope
to benefit from your largess. Keep a beady eye
open for opportunists and interlopers though.
Stick with those who are tried and true — at
least for now.
PISCES (0220-03.20) There are times to get
out there, mingle and meet new folks and then
there are times to refrain from meeting. You
may find that it will be difficult to tell when your
presence is no longer required (or desired).
What is a well-meaning Guppie to do? Better
plan for a few quiet evenings and make your
best impression on your sofa.::
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16 qnotes April 2-15.2011