/ Listen boys, if you should be T^alkinf: dovai the street «omo stinny-day *arid .should thinl: that you suddenly see a bright ray of hope don’t bo alarmed for it v;ill just be that rcd-hoadcd, supcr-dupor, lady-killer Southards and that perfect man from Eolwcod bettor Imov/n as Brackctt, coning to help you in the fi^ht for victory, freedom, pxid peace. With best wishes and strJLc kisses. Til Aline P.S. In spite of it all though, we have a fcelin/]: that cver;^iihin£’ is going to be all right. -Jr -;c- -jc- -Jx- ■>'* •5'* A TRUE STORY Some fovj weeks ago, Jcssl^T. Bridges, affectionately callcd "Cup-Calce" by some of us, ccjTie bustlin* out of the mill and as u&iial in one heck of a hurry to get home - climbed into her "chevy” and came tearing around the corner of the Company Store on two wheels, - a certain follow, seeing she was in a hurry, stepped out in front and flagged her down, Jessie was impatient as usual rjid incuired in rather a sour tone of voice, "well,what do you T/ant now”, this said fellow didn’t I’cplj'-, but calmly placed his foot on the running board, tied his shoe string, tipped his hat oiid said, ”Thrjik you" and v;all:ed av;ay - Jessie, still has blood in her e;^'o nnd th-at coi'tain fellow is still on the dodg-e. ■}{■ •>{- -X- -5'* LAV;iIDALE’S SM/iLL FRY SPEAICING: Little Joline v/allace, daughter of Ur. 5: Mrs. Dan Wallace, was eagerly watching Pearlc Swoezy, as she selected some chairs, she intended to order from Scr.rs, Roe buck - one of the chairs, a nice big lounge chair was pictured T;ith a very hand some man in it - After studying the situation for a few minutes, Joline asked very excitedly, ’’Are you gonna’ order the man too, uh, Pearlc?” Don Horn, smaJ.1 son of Ur. o: lirs. J. D. Korn (the former IJllss Jeannette Liiller) was out riding one Smiday afternoon, recently, with his little pony riid buggy, when along crjiie ’’Hatcher”, tlic State Highway Patrolmcan, Katchcr, thinking he would have some fun \/ith the yoiuigstcr, stopped aid asked him - ”If he didn’t think he was burning too much gas, pleasure ridii'ig.” - Quick as a flash, Don, replied, "No Sir, I a:'.n’t burnjjig gas, I’m burning CORN." Ma and Pa»s Have*ri 'a Race ^You oan see Ma’s Behind

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