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Edward III would have been King of France if his mother had been a nan.
The sun never sets on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the
East and the sun sets in the V/est,
The Eskimos are God’s frozen people.
V/hat was the outstanding achievement of Pasteur? V'/hen a cow died he cut it
open and discovered that it died of silkworms. The wonns got into the. cove's stomach
and ticlcled her to death,
Man is an animal split half v/ay up and v;alks on the split end,
A lot of Englisliracn wore shut up in the Black Hole of Calcutta v/ith one small
viidow. Only four got out alive.
If you are sick^a physician should be insulted,
lly brother was kicked because he vjas wicked in the seat of his pants,
Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.
Three shots rang out. Tv;o of the servants fell dead, the other went through
In Salem, 19 old women, a fev; of whom were men, were hung.
An interval in music is the distance between tivo pianos,
liVhen we see an'objcct, light passes through the eye and into the brain where
little light exists,
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Hr, and lirs, Clarcnce Lee Hoyle of Fallston announce the marriage of their daugh
ter, Doris Rebecca, to Or.iar Lingorfelt on Saturday, Septer.±»er 4, at Gaffney, S. C.
bi'ide wore a powder blue dresa with navy and white accessories,
lirs, Linjerfelt is a graduate of the Falls ton high school and v/as a student
nvirse at the Shelby hospital,
Mr. Lingerfelt is the son of Mr, and Mrs. Obe Lingcrfelt of Lawndale and attend
ed the Piedmont school. He is now employed v/ith the Cleveland liill and Power Co, at
The Hoover Rail Gang wish to extend their best wishes to Doris and Omar,
k West Texas apprentice seaman was spell-binding a group of shipmates with the
glories and opportunities of that part of his hone state,
"All West Texas needs to become the garden spot of the v/orld is good people and
water," he enthused,
"Yeah," piped a voice from the rear, "that's all Hell needs, too,"
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