mountainous straw bed and tunblcf about to pack it down.
Did you over go to a cotton picking? They vjore the high lights of the fall
season on the farm. i/Vhen the weather got too cold to pick cotton out in the open
field, the open boJ.es were pulled off and carricd into a room that had previously
been emptied of furniture. i'Jhen the appointed night arrived, a big fire was built
in the fireplace. As the cotton was pickod out^ the burs were thrown into the fire.
Sweethearts sat together and spooned;, old folks gossiped, and the children played
on the cotton until they got so sleepy they would fall asleep on it. IfYhen all the
■ cotton was picked out_> then came refreshments and gaiiics. Soraetimes ;there’d be
; square dancing. Ah, but they were the days!
f Finall y - How many of you can remember ’way back .to the time ivhen Liaurice
B owraan had hair, "Doodle" Laughlin'had teeth,"Goofy Gink" didn’t loiow about bees,
and I wasn't fat?
So long, now.
■»;- -it it ■a-
”There seems to be an error, Miss Bridges ■
I clon't bolicvG the address of /unalga-
mated;Foundries, Inc., is A^F.O,
323, c/o PjM,, 'San FiviBbiscol”
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There are two kinds of people in the Army--^
the enlisted man and the people vdth clothe 1
that fit,
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A man v/ho outranks you is never a liar —
he»s merely mistaken.
"Dopes for the Dopes"
VJhen the Hoover Eail Gang got to
gether in February to run ’the Hoover
Rail "off the assembly line", v^o
should happen along but Mr, Charley
Champion, Sro He bolaght the first
Hoover Rail off the press and we jokin-
ly told him that whoever bought the
first copy had to set the Gang up to a
Coca-Cola,
Boys, ho took us at our vjord and
raided the "Dope Wagon" and v/e all took'
time out for the "pause'that refreshes".
Thanks, Mr, Champion, from the entire
Gango
"Wanta* be the first customer this
month?
^ It
•Dur.ib Blonde: "Tou*ix; the nicest boy
Ivc ever meto" ■ •
“He; "Avj, tell it to the Marines," . •
Blonde* "Oh, I have - to dozens of
theno" *'
* *
, Coip: "I think we ought to teach that
dizzy redhead thp difference between
riftit and, wrong,"
Pvt: " Good idea. You teach her what's
ri^to"
Soijie guys like to hoist the glass be
cause it makes them see double and
feel single.