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, , ,,. All the office force are broke as
'^>rv7; / they have just finished paying their
outcome tax, .Such a tiine ;ve have'
subtracting de-cUicting surtaXi
tax artd. their tax. Pearl Svieezie V V ' J
said she v/quld be perfectly willing to pay
a ”Sir” tax if she could only get a. "Sir" to pay on« One of the old maids Ann Hoyle
thought sure she had a proposal when a certain young'man' asked her if he could use her
for his exemption. She giggled and quickly answered, "This>is so sudden".
• ' Mri Charlie V/ease of The Conip?ny Store has just returned from a trip to Ft, Benn-
ing, Ga, to vis'it with his son;.Charles, Ke reported a wonderful tr .p, said he^ could
get all the Coco-^Jol^* s, Hotdo'gs and cigaretts you wanted in Georgia without' having
your toes mashed off, Charlie said he didn*t have a bit of trouble traveling, just
asked questions. Said he asked the bus driver if that was the end of the bus he was
supposed to get off?? The driver glared at him and said, "Guess so, either end, both
ends stop," Charlie said he certainly did see the sights, and thinks he is going to
have something to remember and relate to his grandchildren about his travels,
V;ith all the flowers'blooming we realize that Spring, has arrived, Althou^ Mr.
George Hart tells, Mildred Brackett that they haven* t had their Chi’istmas tree yet in
Belwood, Everybody goes to church now just to see the nc;v spring bonnets before they
plant their Victory Gardens, and you can got some wonderful ideas. Seme are made'of
flowers, beets, carrots and most of them have parachutes alrea,dy opened, attached,
. Sometimes it is pretty hard to’get. a glimpse of the minister, Vijiich is hard on the
/fairer sex as he isn*t married. Some of ,the hats this year are called "pill boxes"
/ and Goofy Gink says .’’They shore air a pill to look at. ,
Jim Osborne said he had made up his mind that this world is made up of 50 per cent
natural people, 30 per cent shy people, 10 percent snobs and 10'percent idiots. And
, that he always tried to be e:rbremely nice to the natural people, to be tolerant of the
shy people, give the snobs a kick in the pants riid thrnk God for the idiots because
they would never find him out, >
Charlie Carpenter pulled a rather fast one. on us by coKdng by the office to see
•u^ and not telling us a thing about his being, an old experienced married man. Well
it won*t'be long before you v;ill hear Charlie si^^ing and saying "It was God*s great
mistrJce". His wife will ask,suspiciously, ’*VJhat was?" Charlie wi^J. ansvjor, "Making
Adam before Eve," His wife v/ill say, I'You mean, v:omon should comc first?" "Sure", says
Charlie, "Who was there to boss the job^of making Adnm,"
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. She was warned against, the man, '
And if that won*t make a wedding,
, , ! .. V^hy, therenothing else that can,"
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Girl elevator operator, alone in the car vjith a soldier: "Going up ,,. going up...
anybody else going up? Please, will somebody go up?"