Customer to bank teller getting an in
come tax refund of one cent cashed;
"Will you cash a check this small?"
Teller: "Sure, how do you want it, heads
or tails?"
Tweedmont Agent
Bess Richards
PARRISH, COINER HIT JACKPOT
PAI BOYS EUROPE BOUND
Bruce Parrish, FAY Manager, and Norm
Coiner, NNW Agent, are the two lucki
est guys on the system. As winners in
the recent Air France Sales Contest, the
boys will leave on an extended expense
paid European tour July 9. From New
York, Bruce and Norm will travel to
gether to Paris, London, Naples and
Nice, on the French Riviera. At this
point. Norm will return to Paris and
home, while Bruce, the first prize winner,
will continue by train to Switzerland,
returning to Paris via Frankfurt.
Bruce will be accompanied on the trip by
his wife, while Norm, who is a bachelor,
girls, will take his mother. Bruce's trip
will require some 25 days, while Norm's
will take 17, We hope to hove a com
plete rundown on the trip for next issue.
The Piedmonitor's congratulations to
Bruce and Norm for their outstanding
work.
VACATION TIPS
Last month we went south and east, so
let's head the other way. Hop on TWA
to Albuquerque, Frontier to Flagstaff,
then by surface transportation to Zion
National Park, Bryce Canyon, and the
Grand Canyon. The only way to see this
magnificent country is by car, so pick up
o rental car in Flagstaff. If "'ou want to
save a little loot, go to Cedar Cit)( Utah,
and take one of the all-expense paid bus
tours, which, incidentally, are complete
and comfortable, all in air-conditioned
buses. Five-day trip runs about $75.00.
Or, if you'd rather drive yourself, ex
cellent accommodations are to be had at
either of the three porks for $6.50 per
day per couple, plus meals. If you really
want to live it up, try one of the deluxe
guest lodges. There are lots of escorted
horseback trips available to points of in
terest for about $7.50 per day. Tip:
Take worm clothes. Temperature is likely
to change rapidly at 8-9000 feet.
For the trip vou'll never forget, take TWA
and Continental to Denver, Frontier to
Cody, Wyoming, surface transportation to
Yellowstone National Park. Take it from
me, there's no place in the world like it.
Accommodations at Yellowstone ore on
a par with those at the Arizona-Utoh
parks, and about the some price. In
Yellowstone, be sure to take one of the
long horseback pack trips, and, for good
ness sake, take your camera and lots of
color film. Fishing is terrific, but hunt
ing is prohibited, except in certain peri
ods of the year. Don't be afraid of the
bears - they've seen lots of people. Just
don't feed them. If you have time, o
trip to the park at Jackson Hole, Wyoming,
is well worth the trouble. You've never
seen any better fishing or more game.
Have fun, kiddies!
KKiow Your
PHooucT
PILOT POOP
Two more Piedmont pilots were upped to
Captain in May and June. Grant Jeffries,
formerly in ORF and now in IMN, and
Bill Robertson, INT, each added a fourth
stripe and are on schedule. Congratula
tions to both I
Gray Booth has returned from ORF to INT,
Ed Clement moved from IMN to INT,
Walt Downey came to INT from ORF,
Frank Holder and Hubert Altizer trans
ferred from ORF to IMN, and Tom Orrell
moved to INT from IMN. Hope all you
boys like your new assignments.
JULY HAPPY BIRTHDAYS
July 1st: Dan P. Pfoff, Harvey S. Huls;
2nd: Henley F. Day, Jr.; 3rd: A. E. Smith,
Samuel W. Vance, Byron W. Linville,
James E. Nelson; 4th: Irvin V. Apple,
Roy S. Mumpower, Delmor R. Willard;
5th: Norma K. Wagers; 6th: Rufus G. Cook;
7th: George E. Bodenheimer; 8th: Bernie
H. Taylor, Robert H. Knight, William C.
Kuhlmon; 9th: Thomas E. Robinson; 10th:
Gerald W. Overstreet, Robert H. Dekay,
Lorraine M. Davis, Charles B. Cross,
Frank R. Cook; 12th: Marguerite M. Weller,
Roy D. Satterfield; 14th: Jesse C. Kelley,
Joseph G. Fickling; 15th: Kenneth Moy-
hugh, John Wilson; 16th: Turner L. Martin,
Jr., Jackson L. Campbell; 18th: James
B. Rutledge, Jr., Robert S. Stepp, Charles
C. West, John D. Westmoreland; 19th:
Albert E. Rozitus, Charles H. Wood; 20th
John G. McGugan, Beverly Berkeley,Jr.
21st: John C. Bennett, Marvin B. Hembel
22nd: Bobby G. Lakey, Frank C. Nichol
son; 24th: Ransom N. Whisenhunt, Law
rence H. Jackson; 25th: Ben Johnson,
Robert E. Armstrong; 26th: Facundo L.
Sfreddo; 27th: John A. Poole, Olin T.
Cole; 28th: John W. Block, Jr.; 29th:
Edgar Wall, Hubert W. Hill; 30th: Lonnie
P. Dennis, Jack Cluck, Richard E. Bruce,
William P. Austin; 31st: Frederick T.
Poindexter.
WATCH THAT SUNBURNl
The time of year for blistered bocks has
come around again, and with it the usual
crop of lost monhours. In one department
employing about 60 people, over 130 man-
hours were lost last year, due to excessive
sunburn. Follow these simple rules, and
let's cut down the loss.
Coloring
Brunette
Brownette
Blonde
Redhead
Initial Exposure
35 minutes
30 minutes
25 minutes
20 minutes
If you can get your sun in two doses a day,
your ton will be more even.
Use 0 good suntan oil, and if you're in a
big hurry for that tan, use on oil contain
ing iodine.
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