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PAGE SIX THE FEATHERHEADS Her Future A QUIET SLVBmts- [ VJHAT ?# I WAS THIMKIHfi-- f fAPAM— NOT | US vmilL *JSN^TDOBS AT HOME. —JUST J|> Yes \ i THINIONS* THAT EVER. THUS? j EVENTUALLY MEMORIES COME To RASS THE two OP usJY but- Jf ; \\ ?\ lT ee . I r~—Pass om-ANP ofmishts j§ mMOPioV FINNEY OF THE FORCE 1 Scaled Down IP FIMMEY— You AKID the other. -So 'VERY-f itfs- WvaX, HOW D'TfeT. frouLP vez. lL- || Nice . " T " MgsE^= 3 COPPERS VMILL AID THE WEIGHT 1 KNOW -THESE s1 - THESE *»CA E J -, 3 IMPECTORS WATCH OUT Ol V/ANIT 3 SCALES BE 1 c/»A ics ROlfiriT \ ~\E OUNCES , -t3 » I 1 —, 1 SHORT WEIGHT AR.TISTS £5 TO VJEI3H ON =3 poi &HT 2> THEY S A WAY ? TAKE E WEIGHT/ WHERE 1 SHORT HEIGHT ARTISTS —^ £se SCALes _ B{ _ , go J Mp TM * AWAY? A MINUTE- PIP You THEY BE ~ E . 1 h V v ' s OR -- ] *"——~— jU / ~j! i THEKA^^p — "KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES" A Blow To Eddie's Romance I BOBBY THATCHER— A True Friend By GEORGE STORM HO 1 AINV THE EDCB WRCOT TO HAHP IT! ».-,.... IP YOU'RE STILLM! I ■me professor to jow >fi |s his bumk a«o this tooth....wheM gs=a ofamikdto pr/old (7mT| 1[ I UP WITH us VET ALl_ DAY..— WISH I VOU LEFT TOWK THE BONES OUTA GRAVEL BANKS WELL MAKE HIM FEEL J! I I f COULD PEP HIM OTHER HICHT I HAD FT IAM I I'LL. HAVE THE BOXS HELP ] I AT HOME AMD LETTI«A «_J VVH GOT CT ONE OF THE BOYS erf ItJDEBT eD( YOU... VOU TELL >EM WHATCHA Jlf ' g|y pull S'MATTER POP— Ambrose Hopes Hi» Luck Will Hold By C M, PAYNE ,— f Ive. S C\r^L 1 ■HE 4- ) /WiMMVToCM-t-r Hf 4 . ) / " V *j( 15URE - 1 T5.'A EMOCJ4.H TEH J \ +iE+f/ i /YVl ~bo-To3>Ai-/ Jf J \ Y a,m luck - -/! \ TVJOUoIuA-RS AM) / "v. • oT2 SUMT+IiiJ', I / Neighborhood Football By gluyas williams Our Pet Peeve ■ W NEW RULE, DECLARIH£> THE BALL DEAP IF THE CARRIER TOUCHES THE 6ROWD, i, , H CO&T THE WALWUT AVE. TEAM A CLOSE 6AMEI '" V^U M Uvfe* (WfTW 'I- \ WMEW SHRIMP SHELTOK, WITH TriE 60AL LINE OHLY ifnTTPj KBs ; S' 3 %SL A FEW FEET AWAV AND NOBOpY NEAR HIM l(J// fillll STOPPED To PICK UP A NICKEL AND W«0 J-WJ \N. f l ' a " ( V PENNIES THAT HAD BOUNCED OUT OF HIS POCKET . WtamMS (Copyright, by The bell Syndicate. Inc ) j w. K v.t THE ROCKY MOUNT HERALD, ROCKY MOUNT, NORTH CAROLINA FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 1934 Just ST HOME HAPPINESS "Would you marry for wealth?" "No," answered Miss Cayenne. "1 wouldn't think of being bothered with ■ person who Is constantly worried about bis Income tax." Recognition "Do you think we ought to recog nize Russia?" *'l don't know," answered Senator Sorghum. "Russians shouldn't expect to be mistaken for Santa Claus sim ply because they wear large whis kers." Tribute to Grandpop Employer—Rather strange, Fred, that your grandfather should be bur led on the day that the ball game la in town. Pred—Yes, good old grandpa—a tportsman to the end. No Sale "Why are you rushing about like fhls?" "I'm trying to get something for my husband." "Had any offers?"— Montreal Ga eette. No Imagination There "Most of the trouble we have la Imaginary," said the philosopher. "Which proves you never have tried to • eat molasses candy with store teeth," snapped the other one. —Cincinnati Enquirer. Sure Would Miss Gusher —How wonderful to see that volume of water tumbling down Niagara falls. Guide (bored) —How much more wonderful it would be to see It all going up the other way. BLISSFUL IGNORANCE "What delayed you for your din ner last night? The baseball season la over." "Shm 1 My wife doesn't know that aa yet." Burned Kid "I want to let you in on the ground floor," said the enthusiastic allcker. "Nothing doing," replied the In tended victim. "I learned from one experience that all those ground floora are full of trapdoora that drop you down Into the cellar." Blissful Ignorance Tommy came home from achool the.other day and said: "Mother, we've got a poor teacher. Why, she doesn't even know a horse." "Oh," said mother. "What makes •you think that, Tommy?" "Well, I did a drawing of a horse, and she asked me what It was."— Ashlngton Collieries Magazine. The Bargain Hunter "When doea the next train leave for Chicago?" she asked. "At 2:50, madam," replied the sta tion agent. "Make it 2:48 and I'll take It," ahe said absent-mindedly. Pathfinder Magazine. Pursuit of Knaavledge "la your boy Josh learning much In college?" "I don't know," answered Farmer Corntossel. "Judging by some »of hla favorite magazines, I'm Inclined to think he has found out a lot of things he's keepln' to ttlsself." Joint Account "What's a Joint account, pop?" "It's an account where one person does the depositing and the other the withdrawing."—Vancouver Prov , lnce. Does Away With "Awkward Age" vk. 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Addresa oroers to Sewing Circle Pattern Department, 243 West Sev enteenth Street, New York City. CRIMSON GULCH IN LINK "What do you want with a school house?" asked the traveling sales man. "We don't want an ordinary school house," answered Cactus Joe. "We're going to start a college and diplomas." "Why be so ambitious?" "For the sake of our politics. No body seems able to get a good Job nowadays unless he's some kind of n college professor. Washington Star. Beauties, Too ( Magistrate—The policeman say* that you and your wife had some words. Accused —I had some, sir, but 1 didn't get a chance to use them.— New York Journal. A Sure Sign * Mother —So you think your young man's Intentions are serious? Daughter—Xes, mother. He Is be ginning to let me pay when we ge out—Washington Post HER FAILING "Is she able to keep a cook?" "Pecuniarily, yes. Diplomatical ly, no." Explanation i "There goes that Mr. Sharp. I won der how he made all his money!" "Heaven knows 1" "Ah, that must be why he always looks so worried."
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