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TREE WHAT A MESS ' When G-oel, pass eel cut brains, I thought he sr.id trains,. . Ar>?v 1 .missed mine. When he handed out looks, 1 thought he said bocks, And I didn^t take any. When he handed cut noses, I thought he.said rosqs, . And I ordered a big red one* When he handed out ears,. I thought he said l^ecrs. And I ordered two short ones. When he handed,cut leg§, I thought he said kegs, And I ordered.two fat ones, Anr? gosh } Att- I a ness J « ‘ FOOLSD MS TOO ' It:was midnight and the street was dark the passing cars were few; Just then a girl came walking.by, That looked like she woul.d do'. i asked her if she*d like a ridq' She seemed to hesitate;- ^ Then she stepped in•& breathed a sigh Gee, I Qouid hardly wait* I put my arms^around her waist And kissedher ruby lips And as I drew aWay My hand dropped to her lips, T*was then I .fcund.,:0ut who sh^e was, It.hit me like'a bcriber; For on her hips was 9lung ja.gun; T^was wpistci packin Momma, w He’s as brave as a lion As strong as;an px . As fearless,as a tiger As smprt as a fox. As cute as a teddy bear AS gentle as a dove As wise as a hoot owl ^\1i?n it comes to love i But any talk of: marriage Fills him with loathing He* s, strictly a wolf .' In Uhclr. Sam‘s clothing H U >1 0 RETT E‘ S A middle-’aged;woman lost her balance & fell out of the window into a: garbage can, A Chinest passing by remarked; » Amelican velly- wasteful, That woman goc.d jfcr ten years yet. «t ' . It ut ake.s a lot ;of. ^magazines; to. make a baby; -.-one EWfluiro one Mademoiselle,three Looks a lot cf Liberties, and, many Times, . The new WAC arrived at Fort Bragg A nsked a sgt. nvhere do I eat in this place » The: :Sgt. replied! «You mess with,the o;ffioers.« „ ”I know that, ^ replied, the. V7AC, ” but where do i eat ^ : The Scotchman was leaving on a business trip ,and called back : ,‘’G-ood-bye, all and dinna forget^ To take, little Donald'-e glasses’ off when he isn’t lookin^ at any- thing. ^ S/Sgt; HSomeone has to teach /the - WAGS .right from wrong,, .' . * T/Sgt,: ’’Okay pal,, , you teach ’ era : what ‘ s right,.” . ■■■ T' ' ‘' ' *T ' ■ V . ■ pvt: What is the. Mason-Dixcn^ Lino Cpl: ilt.’.s- ;t;he division,, between »YOU-''' 11 and - ’ youse~guys,» • Hubby: That sure is a- thin dress I can -see your pink undies, , - Wifey: Wrong; again,, dear^ thatj , S; my sunburn. A sensible looking girl is not so sensible, as she looks, because a sensible girl has more sense than to, look sensible. Although any man can have a wife, only the ice man can have his pick % a -5-
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