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-■ y •- ' V/,- r,f .■ ■■■ ■ ^ V'^'’ Hr. (rreent wife is scaref^ to c.nath someone will pteal her ("' "1 r'> 'f* - ..UL' Ui-w.t' ip 4 Mr. J0;. 1P B'^■0 e sn * t she ha v e thei'u inGur^c?'* Hr. (j^-r 0 n; ” h e h a, s a: b e 11 e r idea, She has some guy', stay lin the clotiet ancJ. tetch them. I founc him' t^iere the • other night. Two were puzzled bv a c^ea.cl animal -saw on the si dec f the road as they were driving . to -work. One O'^' the'.girlG noted: »It has ' two stripe^;.;” . ’ , -. ’ , ’’Then, '^said t.he other, »'it nuGt be either a ekunk or a ccrporal” "I think thor? is.company doYm- ' st.qirs, ” ' ' ' ”7*h,y7 ” I just hea‘"G mamma laurh at one of pape ’ s jokaB.*' ^ Here Vs co'the-girl with the . turned-up.nose, • .The . tur-n-i.-id-in eyes and turned- down hose, . , V!ith. the' turnecl on heat;. ahd the turned down light — The- hunch I had turned out all right, h ■ A Said one Siamese twin to the other'; .... ’’You must he.ve had; a swr>l‘j. time last night, I loo,k like a wreck today. ” ' . ■ Three goats were walking on the ■ 'denert and after, a while took a’ 10 minute break. ?R.va Gop.t sat down on a o.actus and said, , ’’Ouch.’.^h Hama Goa.t did likewise, :anri cried, ”0h». B.^by G-oat a?\t 'On a\ cactus- and said nothing--, just s at... T?i na 1 ly,. Iviama, (rO ■-( t' ; turned to^ Papa Goat, sa.ving, ^'G-osh, ' I hope we’ro not raising one of: those Dead Tnd Kidsi ” , ”.My wife had,,a frightfui ex perience in that piastic sur- 'geon^’ s^ t>ffice, yesterd^^y,'” , ’’Ky, ' my, what',happ,^'iied? ” , ’’'She .fell, aslcpp/ and someonG - , lifted-her''seat;^”^ ■ 1st. aid Instructor: »'What’s 'the first thing you’d d.o if you got hydrophobia?f ; -.. ; , Cpl. v ^'-Bito; thf^- ; first, sergeant”. Definition :o?''alcoHQl--sdmething tO: preserye’ 'anything 'buta e " secret* ' ■ ' ^ Mpry"" he'd a little lamb, but I don’t s }t' how she did — cause, Hary was a„ littl? girl:• and couldn’t h«vp 0. kid, . There , was the lady who ca.lled .in 'and ' vr^^ntod-. to.' know- ifshe should let son Johnnie.have his enti allowance one time Reply is no— sn.vc seme for bail. . • ".ahould evening dresses ever be worn 10 br i (?.g e- 'oa.!’t j. e s? ” ^ ’’Ho, In playing cards it is on ly necessery to show your hand. She. .v^as a good little girl as far as good little girls go and 'as f.nr as'good little girls go she wnnt. ”Xef5sir, I used, to be seen at ’more f ir^t . ni,ght.s than any, man in town, ' ^ »Ch, a drematic critic, , oh? Heck, no, a bellboy, at ^-i agar a :Falle’ n e „- »»You’re, the first gir3^ I ever loved, ” he said as he. shifted gears with his'feet, (-a 1:. I ’ I-'l e. 11 worn ’ out trving tD . get'into this evening';gown, Kubby: ’’You don^t look all in,■ C*al:. ’’OmigoshJ ,’J . Where? ” nonductor; ”Furry -up,;.lady,';^e-• can’t wait all day. ” -■ \ \ Lacy: ”Cae*t,you Walt till I ' get my clothes on?;” ' '■ ' ,411. the passengers turned.; to ... stare.' A girl got on ,with a . basket of laundry. ” ... . . -' i . . . Definition of blotter: .Some-v. thing' - to look’ for while- the ink^ ''dries. ■, ' : ' Thp, one-ring circus was^ visiti,. ng'a tov/n^inr th^' hills,.'-■,, The ;, f0Ik s rec6gni s'ed a 11 the band. , . instrume,nts',exoebt->the ; slide:;;'^ y tr,gmbon0.. one; old settler; wa- ; :/:tohed .the player for quite so-. ■. me time> ;then/ ,said, ”There’ s , a.; ^' ' trick to iti He, aln’t^'really; ; ■ ■. ■ewallerin:yit.'”. '"r,- . yv-''' a' pisychiatrist^ to ;heW' solr- j dler. -, ”¥hat';dp' - 'yciu ' do ’ ' with::"';^;; 'your.'social lifa., :-^ -e, e ; 'r: ;;' .Boieieri: -;;;-JUB^';i?i^ ■ ^ "C-r; ' ”-ron-^t you.'' 'ever.'./go with. : girls,^ ■' ^ .;e^ '' 'Soldierrj”,Nope” v, ' jyr:. ' -'/hy':/--!'s Soldier: ”i!y' wife-won’th tpokv me,,. thre.e.V to , dry my /:uni foi^ni. ' , . ■ i h- ■ • . - .-M . ' ,‘4 ■ ■'. ' f . ■ '
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