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A boy in Ions; * rants got on a afjX^oet ca]? I'or a rij.olLle; a ooy Tn nhort -ants cot on for three centfv. i.nc^th6, >Dretty, ouxom,^ ^irl' ^-ot on. for nothini;-—eu;. ^n‘-t get any bright ideas, duo ^b-v Ii^’C a tranoxor, many kindB of iicod in rnaliing a- rr.-aochr !'T>ro ViudB liy .^-^o-u-o. ana Bhe woul‘ : Fur^Bj; "Doctor, evary time^ I leaA tDver this sold::.er to^ ten to hiB htjaro, hj.s beatc increase. -hat shou.>:- j. i'octo-: "Button UL) your D'o. '?uKh itlar^oton yom^., eminent cur;^eon attenaeo tu^ of a hrct of uiinn-^-lx oht. versi^ty of Virginia, ^.itor o.ie cereiAonie’3 a yo’^n.^ -onuvn r.ij ua him. "-i- hoioe you ciato;" Bho said, "That i _!u;.vs cori^^ ^0 miles- to see your ..ue urvad^«." ■ ^^hereu■:■o>'. vrch a •rc-- ’5i>. "a’^liscl, "I ’-ouXa ^o; a tUoreSni >ile:v to eeo yours," ■ "Is. t^iat girlV^ dresa ^tovn, or pjr; i see in,;-; thixiri-:?" "Both." ■ A vroBSS. -ay V'ut on a ;;ldin,^ ha- \'xt anc’, noyer f'o ridin;^. ^ rno'Y o;i a oati'dn;': Buit ani rv,v,. .t V-, -,. “•Ni-'t* '''■'i»0 "‘a never ;^o, ^ --c .- vom.'T^, on a ve/lrtirji^ .pw-. It_ln a ,.vT.i-. 5iio .-ilevai-.or sri' tha ('■1 ..•!ivaT:c''r rojwe sio^'-'ly. c'jr--. ai- -a^ rea-ao/ the thir^-' ^^loox* a oierc- ii-^K ciauBed th^^ or.e-ator, to'’etor. t:ho car rn-.c»wuy. _ xill ‘■)ye£i ^^ere foon.'-’ci on a t wcHian' -'n a nhort ^ ^'cainkin^^,]acK- ot, irho \^rorf.' an :,i'.,.ra-’'OAi ex-yv.js ?v.n. ii tnnan b(.y, not/ ye ox r.ohoo'^. atXe, sto'j .■ d/rect-iy -'S- b'in 'l .':€^r;' "j I-v'l, it, " he answered tracu- leptly. "-it '.'af? in iTiy fa-’e, bo i bit’ 3.t ," ■ ■ _ «^ j( y ^ The yr-'Ung: wornan v^as 'TtizsiQa. -t. ,:;eerrirv. that eve::?ythiny_ I e :l 11 le r iii‘j iiiirjorii:., e..* i a s- tenin';." , y Vfhe}'i 0, , :{uy oiaiiTfa his '^ral j-b col^'. ,"'he .should remoinber that no' if^ djrnarnits until you start l'ooli./y ar pimd. V/ •T>bp ' p dau^rhter, now- uol’kinria a city defer se •Qi.ant awahened one mornin'j^ to f^nd a note from,her eoi^-^anicn o'i- the nif^ht before 0i):nel_u0/ 'ni’i-low. The ., note nai.a: •’Goodbye, ny little Hollyhock She ^'•.^ac. r)U7i7iled oo nno loo.*£tjd ’■'* the Florist * s jil'Aauac -/po suffered quite a rhocx to her ^ O’"''da when she read: > ^.ol-y v^ock doe!^ well in fence cor- '■iore .anc^ Deh..‘.rid bca.rn.B', buG no yood in beds." . ■ She: "Doea your \ n.€^w fellow ’lijr.e to go- out and gv?riill,e xoi' * more"''?" ' • • , "Ter: ” " -'o .. inde ed 1 He d ^ra- t>ier take rae Vionu^- and n'^la.y. for fun." a-rtuG and his bride-to-be-, woT-6 oa' a -:ahorvAn^‘: tour. vnt»n-. ■ t car.e to a choice of bedroOT unites the furniture man aelcot- "Do’ you want twin beds'?* , war-, driy looked at ^">.artus, then. In ’ o.ii embarrassed voica^ ‘''O, --h it ap. best,' to ^^et an o r V. i i"' 3 ■* b e d ’ i 5 cide.' let de Tja'^'’’d , K , I" rau'^.t be a t-^-’"rible, blo-w to a man to realir^o .tliat his eyqs on th'^ii;' -t'.f,'t' le,^*:!. "•i ■’. r> s S 0 *vVii a Jones 1; I'i' ‘'‘o e,d i n t o a^low’rers office, and £i^ked: "Oai;.'t sue*dat r.o-ixopa Sraiff fc’ sone^oin, ^^ister? v'’’o'ni'se^ tc,‘ iriciri.'y 9.nd .ic 'ioijcd Mtd ar'other gal!" "i''^v;jT.iscd to marry you, jniJLed the ?.i.-.^^yer. " ell, , So- •^h^a, have you anythin^? in V,.;{ac-k and wliite to show for it "I'o'suh, ..,. jes olack ai; all. S-uick^ eford: "''Jhy .doesf breach Kubbtvri .a? walk around ^r' axB cein. uto?" 'toliin:ri5Woruh: , "’n::.9n ho w^is a 1 * tt} bov hi s j.ri0ther made iiin a vest cut of the seat of his Bad’s oants.", Toaeher (Fointin:5 to a deer at the Zoo): "dohnny, vdiat is t'' 01 " •T/'nnv: "i don't know." ■■■(=)'chjr; "'^lat docs ,7our no- jfvb’ oLl -our fat.her?" •Johnny; ".Don't tell me that'a a louse. , ^itv che looor blind man who had' si"teen kids—he oouldn t keo what he was doin?,r.
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