-^'A sp.ilof' Oc'.iDt on a dcr>c'rt
islmia. Afbor iic hr^d b'^c^n fc?:orc for uino
y^^.rs, hr av.rolv' • one *norning rnd- ai.u c.
lovely younn flo'r'.tinf^ tb’.'^rd* tiio
bor.ch on: "I I r'rr'.ll. Ivrr'-vll ■•'"::i:tr.d
r f.}ioro • id the "'o:Acn ?•■ p’;ro?.ohcd •
'’■■'.rllo,” sh'v; Gf^.id, ".'io*'; lonf, hr.vo *
you ’boc:i horc?'* ' ' ,
".Fifh iinto' 10 yc■'■^rs,'’ s'^id th.o o-''llor*
"Gr-'.cj.o-iif:”, spJ.d' the v'oncn, ”Tiicv'. I
nn you i3 0':iGtV)i;}.r'' /ou ccrtr.l?';iy
hrvo^i't in ‘i lonf" tine."
"Y7f;ll, ouct 1;?^ i" o;^ol'‘.l”vd
s." 11 or. ”Do3i’b tpll ;ic- you rot-bc;'r i:i
that br.rroll i”-
Prof: ”Crn you Cv-n gx'^,''rj]■. or £■.
oo^;;.:K:r.l'-v-1 r.pplir.y;co \rV>Od in r.t
tlr.cs?"
Student; /'Yes, the locso l:-r.f L^yct''-’'!
used ,hi the. Garden o.';' Ivlon".
Excorpts fron the di:-ry of a. fcn'.lo .
voyr.f^er:
Mond.r'y: '^.'rn.u flnttorcd to be yilrxod
at the cn ';rtian’e tr-blc . >
Tucscp.y: ’’Syotr; tbo '■.ornin;' on
brld(;e. Tlio Cr-.ytain r.co-.is to lil:o
'''Ted'iosd‘’'.y; '’Tlio c^^.'.itr.in’s ^-rc.y/s- .ls yr:^
unbono^'-infr; to r.n oi'ficGr n.iidy:, r.ontXc.-.an,'
Thursd '. y; ” TLo Grptr.ij'. tl^r':'" t':^7',s i:c p5.n?:
the nhiy if I do net r'.:;;ri*jo ,to his
pro.posrQ," ■ . • ,
Frid'^y: "I s^vcd 600 liv;s”*
Y'/’ith tlio oponin"; of tho basobv.ll so, r.on,
hero's n.n it:'.;i vro [;;loanod frfTi r\ sr-r.ll
to’?n ncY'fjpi'.por, "The b'-sobrJ.l
botT'ocn Snv)d|]rr’ss r..’id Fodu)ik' Cf/.itcr,
Yrhich plnyod 5n .'■>n;-iJonos' oo'"’ ,;'’‘sturo
v;ns tov.irjorr'.rily dolryod in th sroc' -.d .
i’/n.in/;, ”’hcn L'ljvcr Diddle slid into '.b-.t
b.c thounht ymn th.ird b«,so.
First Pe?:: '’ilc*-'rd fro'. j/oin' bo-ar
i‘ricx>d Ir toly?” .
ooc-nd ?ir: ”Y::-h, 1 Jur.t sjot o.
litter fror.r hir.i” .
And tlicn there \-r.\c>_ the Gtudc,nfc Vrrho
v-r-'-to; ”7ir;_’in vrool .oo^'v.jp fro y the •
Gh th'.t onn vr:\ the fn.c test.”
RDOEIVED EY'JjRAFT ./OAHD .
T'’".!!. a^yrooi'nte it very r.:uo]‘:
,i^ yon vrill deCor our lur. LicDuff t'or
:ict;\..;r siy >^o\;d:l■s. T'c if;, the
rniy-''ifin-Ipft in our shop nnd is
a: rryii-i- on ’"iti: t.^-jnty r;irls”. ' ' '
Th-' ’-^'-n .'5tood on the street corner
£in'::.:,.r, "Ar.nd; the Aijfiodalc- ,
do^-: ’valkec" ur^ '■:o^ h;ir,i f’.nd grid,
”Okry, . You -Vf-Ji'od' for it",
An^ry vri.e^?; kg nr'.d I. could
sl.'p thnt bonolicr'.dod elcrk. for-
ser.c’iviC rie r. brrsnlere three sizos
- 00 3-' *"'.11 I"
Tul.by: "TVerc, thn'o, -:y der^r-'
try '-nd puli yournelf “tor^'-thxr
ARE TTIET KIDr^IIIG?
A co?r-;ention . of furniture ricnufr.oturers
Iv-.s concluded thn.t rien rcturnir^^ fror;
w-'-.r,, h.ovin;^ ''..v.-oo 'o rcousto' "od' to , , >
rl(5’dpin2 r.lono, vn3,l v.nut bods,
lu-pertor Intervi.-';-..n.7-: Csstr'.ii’i^.y I.l/\rinc;
"Arid you r.nd tiiis lorely 2>>utli So^v
jinidc^u lived nil alone on this island
ftr vSOT.y(,’T.r$?" ’ , ■
K.'.>'in-‘ : "b'ell, i.c did for the first
'ij'ii- absert-'-in'cd offioo' ndn.ai.;cr
pnllocv the tyn^'V'ri''j'r dovni en his
lyp .■\pd bop.-.n to unfnsten th.fj ribbon.
' TJ.RD Id OLi) JLMDnS’ FOME
"Sc yc’.i’r ' troi;bii.':l v.-ith conotipntion
too? V.nrt you ti'-.ke?"
"Oil, I jur.t t.-'i'jc ?iy Vnittiiip;".
?'‘o roo5^-'-:.rs •' ere in't|{o ,bp.rn;^T?.rfi
'■'V.en it ~tv.rt:-d to r^in* rrn
ir tlic '.-Tn, tho &bl:cr r.-ade n. ijuck
•a?ider t’lc perch.
People v.'ho li*n* ir; rlnoG h'^u.icsMi^^ht
’•■•.'11 rnc';"'n‘ their doer bell*
"e; "After- T rrt v!p .1 n ■.'he nomini^ rn’\d
j’i ‘p. ■ rr-^ J O(■■(: 1 t} ityc :.r r. y'H;n>c r."
o^:e;"y -u Ghou-ld bef-.'^p'c you r^o
- -. -'II • -t. .
u I» * J r ■.. *
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